"Master Dog, you are on the CCTV evening news. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Master Dog, you're on CCTV!"

Before Chen Ergou started, someone kept swiping the screen to remind him of something. He glanced at it and ignored it all.

Quickly set up a stand and bring the pot to a boil.

Remove the ingredients from your backpack. Especially those two fat seabirds, Chen Ergou can be greedy for a long time.

His face was already unconsciously smiling, and he said, "Friends, it's time for the dog's favorite part again...... It's been a long wait!"

"It has been said that if you want to love someone, you have to capture his heart, and if you want to keep someone's heart, you have to grasp his stomach. Food is the best weapon to capture the hearts of a person who loves you and the person you love. ”

"But for me, everything I've been fighting for is for this meal. ”

He waved his hand, like a general commanding the enemy to go into battle to kill the enemy, and delivered a pre-battle speech in a low voice: "Friends, no matter how late it is, no matter how tired your body is, no matter how busy the day's work is, no matter what kind of friction and unhappiness you have with your colleagues, friends, and classmates today, you can put it down before a hearty dinner that is about to be born." ”

snapped his fingers in high spirits, concave the modeling finger lens, and said, "...... Because it's the most watched time for food!"

- He even made an opening announcement for this dinner, how sassy it must be.

"6666, foodie rice bucket, who else can you be!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone who thinks of eating as such a sacred cause, and whose skin is so thick. ”

"I love it too. The biggest dream in this life is to be able to taste all the delicacies in the world with a red mouth!"

"Master Dog, you are on CCTV news. Foreign media began to reprint the report...... I'm rubbing, you're going to be on fire!"

"Don't swipe the screen upstairs, the dog has long been on fire, not uncommon. ”

……

Chen Ergou looked at the comments full of comments and said with a smile: "There is nothing wrong with liking food, a person who likes food proves that you also love life." ”

He took out all the other dazzling materials in his backpack, palm cores, birds' eggs, cream fruits, bird's belly fish, bamboo shoots, avocados, nectarines, begonias, and some orchids picked on the road.

Pinched his chin and pondered, waved his hand for a while, his eyes lit up, and said, "It's yours to decide!"

In the live broadcast room, in a barrage of laughter of "233333", Chen Ergou calmly began to move, and explained while doing: "Tonight, I plan to use these two cape gannets as the staple food and make two simple and delicious dishes." ”

"One is a cape gannet baked in muddy mud, the other is a roasted gannet, and maybe you can make a fuss with bird eggs. If time permits, you can also stew a little seabird soup. ”

"It's a pity that the conditions are insufficient, otherwise it would be excellent to cook seabirds with a Cantonese roast goose. ”

"......" sailors: What about bricks?

Looks like he's in a really good mood right now.

He weighed two seabirds with a net weight of several kilograms in his hand and said with a smile: "Although they are a lot, don't worry about me." I'm going to eat them all. ”

"It's getting late, don't blame me for not reminding everyone, friends who are hungry should go to bed quickly, don't even have the strength to scold me when I'm eating. ”

Even if you don't need to say it, the audience is already tired of it-

is really a complete foodie, cooking is cooking, what are you doing with such a silver sword, it looks like you haven't eaten in eight lifetimes.

But this optimism really infected many people, knowing that geniuses experienced such cruel adventures, either lying on the hospital bed and unable to get up, or listless and panicked. Even CCTV's evening news inserted a news in the evening file that "a certain anchor explored in the Congo rainforest and found a prehistoric plesiosaur remnant", and even foreign media began to reprint and report the classic picture of his first contact with the ancient dinosaur remnants spanning hundreds of millions of years...... Such a big thing, I'm afraid that another person would have jumped up happily a long time ago, why are you completely heartless.

But his die-hard fans just like his optimistic and willful character.

But now these people are also in a dilemma, knowing that they will definitely be abused for a while, but the beautiful environment in front of them and Chen Ergou's superb cooking skills are really reluctant to leave...... What a tough choice!

However, after Chen Ergou made the opening announcement that he thought was exciting, he stopped paying attention to them and had already started to work for dinner!

The water friend and the anchor seem to be only separated by a monitor, but in fact they are 108,000 miles apart, and the audience now seems to have no other choice than to scold a few "rice buckets" indignantly.

So the angry fans planned to smash him to death with a monthly pass: "Look at my monthly pass, take it!"

"Kneeling", "Mouth", "Tongue", "Handstand Toe", "Fancy Monthly Pass!...... Big eyes flickering and staring at you: "Anything else?"

“……”

Because Cape gannets are already soaked with salt during the day, they can now do more with less. The trouble is the small fish, which have dense scales and must be cleaned carefully.

Walking to the lake with a knife, at the edge of the water a foot deep from the water, in the washing room, a large-headed fish a foot long suddenly burst out from under the water with its hideous teeth, and went straight to his hand and opened its mouth to bite.

"Brush"

I saw a flash of cold light, and a jungle knife had already pierced the big fish's backhand at some point, hanging on the blade and tossing its tail vigorously.

Look at its mouth full of triangular sharp teeth, the knife pierces through the body and still keeps opening and closing up and down, like a razor, tearing and biting one by one.

The fat fish also has a wide front jaw, especially a bright green back and a bright red belly, and strange markings on the side of the body. …… Such a terrifying appearance makes people get goosebumps.

It happened so fast that even the audience didn't see it clearly, "What happened, a fish with teeth?"

"This is the piranha, commonly known as the piranha. ”

Chen Ergou picked up the knife and looked at it carefully, explaining: "They have sharp teeth, and their largest size can even be compared to humans. Most people don't know about the piranha because it only lives in relatively isolated river systems like the Congo in Africa. This kind of fish is very harmful to the ecological environment and other fish, and at the same time, it is also extremely capable of reproduction, and it is easy to hurt people! Because it is too fierce, it also has the nickname of "wolf clan in the water". ”

"When they hunt, they usually bite their prey and then bite it tightly, tearing the meat off with the twisting of their bodies. The bite just now was very sudden, and if I had bitten it firmly, I would have tore off a piece of meat from my hand. ”

He said it lightly, but the sudden attack that happened in the lightning just now, and a few people could react.

"Is it really a piranha?!"

"666, Master Dog, you are on CCTV news. ”

"I'm scared, if I didn't know that you were a fat man before, I would have wondered if you were a killer agent!"

"You know too much upstairs, where to live, age, gender, height, weight, annual income report, wait to check the water meter. ”

"Sister is a little leaky, it's all to blame on the dog master! Who told the dog master to be so handsome even to kill a fish, what can you let me do?"

“…… I take the reason upstairs, is this pot dog on his back or on his back. ”

Chen Ergou said: "Piranha can also be eaten, but it must be cooked. I have a lot of food right now and can stay for tomorrow. ”

"The fish usually come in groups, so it's no wonder that no animals come here to drink. ”

"Fortunately, the lake is not big and the water is not deep. Even if there are piranhas, they are only a few, otherwise it would be difficult for me to even get water. …… I'd better be careful. ”

I found a small stream that was a little shallower than the lake to get water, pulled out the knife, and put it in a place where it was readily available. It had been a long time since there had been prey coming over the lake, and this group of piranhas really smelled fishy, and in a moment there were already several fluttering shallow water and rushing over to hunt.

When he encountered this, he directly slashed the cold light and pulled the fish back to the shore.

The audience gasped when they watched, "What the hell, Tidal Hailing Fitz just hung up like this?!"

"My eternal hunting twin Qianyu, can't you even make a move in the hands of the dog master!"

"Master Dog's men are merciful, my favorite little fishman is once wise!"

"A moment of silence for the little fishman!" ......

"Dog, you're on the news, have you seen my barrage? Look here, look here. ”

"The user does not exist or has been humanely destroyed: the comment has been deleted. ”

Water friends watch live broadcasts like this, if there are topics they are interested in, they will keep brushing up, and you have to respond to him to be willing.

Of course, Chen Ergou saw that he was on the news, but how could he have the American time to care about things outside the jungle.

After washing the gannets and fruits, some of the fruits are processed, and only the pulp is taken. Then put it in a small pot and mash it and spread evenly on the inside and outside of the gannet. Spread the cream fruit on the outside of the bird's meat.

The water in the small pot on the side was already boiling, and after he put the bamboo shoots and palm cores into the water and passed them through, he put them into the bird's belly with some dried fruits, and used a few green leaf fibers as threads to sew up the bird's torn belly, which was extremely smooth and leakless.