Chapter 9: I'm Your Grandma

Fengbei nodded proudly, "Naturally, it is the Little Red Book, and the earthly marriage books are all red, and red is also my favorite color, how festive, how lively, it represents the glorious mission of our Mr. Matchmaker." ”

Ye Hongchen's eyes became weird, "Your favorite is red, so what color do you hate the most?"

Fengbei Zhengse said: "I have two hated colors, one is white, red and white do not clash with each other. And the other one is my favorite color, green!"

Ye Hongchen looked at Fengbei strangely, "Why do you hate green?"

"If you want to get by, you have to have a little green on your head. This is all, this is simply the biggest insult to marriage, and also, the mortal marriage certificate is red, and the divorce certificate is green, so you say I don't hate green?" Feng Bei said as a matter of course.

After speaking, he couldn't wait to summon his own little red book, and said in a trembling voice while summoning: "Little red book, I'm here, your dear master is here......!

Halfway through the words, a rich green light bloomed in the room, and then, Fengbei's whole person went crazy!

He saw that in front of him, a book made of spiritual power was floating leisurely.

This is the Book of Mortal Marriage.

But, what broke him down was that the book was actually green!

The green he hates the most!

"How is it possible!How is this possible!" Feng Bei felt that he was either crazy or that this book was crazy.

Ye Hongchen finally said at this time: "My sister had an ominous premonition just now, sure enough, yours is not Xiaohongshu, but should be called Xiaolushu......"

Fengbei knelt directly on the ground, wanting to cry.

Why is it that other people's books are Little Red Books, and my own books are Little Green Books?

Here's why!

"Maybe it's because, unlike any meaning, you are the green light, so the only ......" Ye Hongchen sang as he spoke, which annoyed Fengbei.

"If you want to get by, you must have a little green on your head, it seems that you know it very well, and lead by example. Okay, time is running out, you try to open the edge of the spirit. Ye Hongchen finished joking and got serious.

The appearance of this little green book was too fatal to Fengbei, and he felt that his head was green now. Ye Hongchen's words made him find some feelings, yes, he can open the edge of the spirit!

He suddenly became proud, "Hahaha, yes, yes, Kaiyuan Spirit, this Kaiyuan Spirit is like scratching a lottery ticket, it's easy to get a sum, look at me!"

After speaking, he looked at the little green book that he couldn't bear to look at directly, and suddenly bit his finger and dripped a drop of blood to the little green book very much.

The little green book was originally unfazed, but this drop of blood went down and boiled again, and Fengbei suddenly felt his soul shake!

"it!"

Before he finished speaking, his soul was sucked directly into the book by an irresistible suction!

Before he became unconscious, he vaguely saw that the young lady beside him suddenly bit her finger, and red blood sprinkled on Little Green Book's body......

I don't know how long it took for Fengbei to wake up again.

"Hey, it's so soft, where is it this time......" Feng Bei felt the incomparably soft under him, and opened his eyes in a daze.

This time I opened my eyes, and my scalp exploded.

He saw that he was lying upright on the young lady's body!

No wonder it's so soft......

"Hmm......" Ye Hongchen was made by him, and gradually woke up, and when she saw Fengbei with a flushed face on her, she smiled slightly, but she didn't get angry.

"Are you awake?" Ye Hongchen asked gently.

Feng Bei looked at Ye Hongchen's eyes, and at this moment, he only felt that these eyes were extremely pure, more transparent and brighter than clear springs and crystals......

Little sister, what happened before......

"Is it soft?" Ye Hongchen suddenly asked for no reason, and his face turned red.

Feng Bei suddenly came to his senses, got up from her with all his hands and feet, and fell to the ground.

Ye Hongchen's clothes were a little messy, and the beautiful scenery shook so much that Feng Bei's eyes couldn't take his eyes off.

"Are you looking at my sister?" Ye Hongchen suddenly asked directly.

Fengbei felt that his face had exploded, how could he ask such a question! He would talk to the sky to death! Shameless young lady!

"I am a descendant of the five clans, and my mind is extremely firm, how can I covet your red face and white bones......" Feng Bei Yizheng's words were interrupted again before he could finish speaking.

"Oh, that's it, my sister still wants you to see it, and since it's not rare, then my sister will wear clothes. Ye Hongchen said jokingly, and sorted out his clothes casually.

Feng Bei felt that his heart hurt so much that he couldn't breathe, if he hadn't been arrogant just now, how beautiful the world would be......

"What happened before?" Feng Bei suddenly asked.

"Didn't you say that opening the Yuan Spirit is the same as opening the lottery, a simple comparison, why did you get us all together?" Ye Hongchen asked rhetorically.

Feng Bei felt a pain in his face, and this feeling of slapping himself in the face was tried and tested repeatedly in front of the young lady.

Ye Hongchen said again: "You now summon the little green book out to take a look." ”

Hearing that the little green book Fengbei became extremely bad again, this green with a thousand cuts.

However, he still summoned the little green book, and the little green book was still the same as before, but there was a little more dust that even Fengbei couldn't say.

"Look at the transformation, how many prizes have you shaved?" Ye Hongchen said again.

Feng Bei nodded, looked at the little green book, and his heart became excited.

This is a bit of a lottery ticket! He thought, spit in his hand and rubbed it, open the lottery, open the lottery!

"Yuanling, now!" Feng Bei took a deep breath, one knife was poor and one knife was rich, just look at this one.

The little green book burst out with an amazing green light, and Fengbei was heartbroken for a while, and he dared to be greener!

The green light dissipated, and Feng Bei saw the things in the green light clearly, and suddenly fell into an ice cellar, and sat on the ground.

It's over, it's over, it's over, and it's time to open "Thank you for your patronage".

In front of Feng Bei, it was clearly a small green snake.

This is clearly the lowest level of the karma.

It seems that he can only be an ordinary matchmaker in his life, he thought like a dead heart, looking at the green on the little snake, he was about to be depressed.

Other matchmakers are red, and they are green, and they are all living laughing stocks when they go out.

"What's wrong?" Ye Hongchen asked when he saw that Fengbei was like eating.

"Little sister, do you know the feeling of using all the power of the wilderness and ending up with a fart?" Feng Bei said miserably.

"Is it the most ordinary fate spirit?" Ye Hongchen clearly wanted to laugh, but held back.

"You're not afraid to hold back a fart. Yes, look at this little snake, dumbfounded, it must be the most ordinary. Feng Bei said depressedly.

However, he took into account the feelings of the little snake and wanted to reach out and touch the little snake's head, "I'm sorry, little green snake, I didn't mean to belittle you, don't worry, I'm a waste, you are also a waste, none of us dislike anyone, I will treat you as a brother in the future, and I will definitely not treat you badly." ”

Fengbei originally wanted to show goodwill to the little green snake very much, but unexpectedly, the little green snake actually turned his head and avoided Fengbei's touching and killing.

"Huh, it's stupid, it's quite flexible. It's a pity that ordinary spirits can't speak, otherwise we can be good brothers who don't talk about anything. Feng Bei said regretfully.

And at this moment, a milky voice came from nowhere, "Who rarely treats you as a brother, you don't dislike your grandma, your grandma still dislikes you......!"

Feng Bei was stunned for a moment, and looked at Ye Hongchen suspiciously.

Ye Hongchen was obviously also confused, "Was this little snake talking just now......?"

Feng Bei had so many tubes, and suddenly slapped his thigh, and jumped up from the ground excitedly, "! My little brother can speak! Being able to talk means that it is not an ordinary fate spirit, it should be a high-level fate spirit!"

After that, he was overjoyed, and as soon as he made a move, he fiercely held the little green snake in his arms, and kissed the snake's head vigorously, expressing his most sincere touch.

Won the lottery, won the lottery!

Although it is only a bizarre second prize.

The little green snake writhed and struggled desperately in Feng Bei's arms, and the milky voice came out again, "You little bastard, I'm your grandmother!"