Chapter 10: Good luck, digging ancestral graves
"You little bastard, your grandmother and I are the Sect of All Souls, you can hug your grandma again!
"My grandma, yes, yes, you are my grandmother, Mua......" Feng Bei said and kissed it again, and now he thinks this kind of green is quite small and fresh.
After some struggle, it ended with Feng Bei's lips being bitten twice by a snake.
Feng Bei's mouth was swollen, but he was still happy, "Little Green Snake, we will be good brothers in the future." ”
"Which eye do you see that your grandmother is like a brother! Stupid, stupid! I really want to be angry with you!" The little green snake turned around several times in anger, and then, in the stunned eyes of Fengbei and Ye Hongchen, a dazzling green light flashed.
The little green snake disappeared, and then appeared in the same place, it was......
A little Lori!
A little Lori with pigtails and a turquoise dress?
"Little sister, where is my brother?" Feng Bei was completely stunned and asked Ye Hongchen on the side.
Ye Hongchen was obviously also stunned by the scene, "Could it be, this little Lori is your grandmother?"
Then, Feng Bei's body flew up to the ceiling and slammed into the ground.
Ye Hongchen covered his mouth with one hand in surprise.
Just now, it was clearly Xiao Lori, and a small pink fist gently came to Fengbei with an uppercut......
This little arm and leg has this energy?
Feng Bei got up from the ground with a grunt, completely ignoring the pain in his body, laughed ecstatically, and hugged the little Lori tightly into his arms with both hands, "Hahaha, first prize!
Then he was beaten by Little Lori, "You dare to do something to your grandma again, and you can't take care of yourself in life!"
The content is extremely old-fashioned and looks down on the world, but the voice is clearly milky and cute, this contrast is cute, which makes it difficult for Ye Hongchen and Fengbei to adapt to it.
Feng Bei's nose was blue and his face was swollen and asked this weird little Lori, "Little Lori, are you the little green snake just now?"
Little Lori is pink-carved and cute, but her eyes are filled with endless arrogance, "Hmph." ”
Fengbei immediately brainstormed, China has been up and down for 5,000 years, what has the little green snake changed?
After thinking about it, he consciously went to the first prize, Ma Dan, fairy and demon spirit!
"Little Lori, are you Xiaoqing in the legend of the White Snake!" Feng Bei cried with joy.
Little Lori immediately glared at him, "What Xiaoqing?"
Ye Hongchen also joined the ranks of gossip and came over excitedly, "It's not Xiaoqing, is it Bai Suzhen, the white snake spirit who dares to be a straw man?"
Dare to be a straw man......
Feng Bei's scalp tingled when he heard this, young lady, do you dare to cheat your father a little more?
"Bai Suzhen, hum ......" Xiao Lori suddenly put her hands behind her back and said disdainfully, "Your grandmother and I are the Sect of All Souls, and that little Nizi is just a child under your grandmother, and it is not worth mentioning at all." ”
Fengbei Sparta, Bai Suzhen, Bai Suzhen of the flooded Jinshan Temple, Bai Suzhen of the Soul Suppression Leifeng Tower, dare to grass...... cough cough cough ......
Such a awesome snake demon, in front of this little Lori, is not worth mentioning at all......
The identity of this little Lori should be how to air every second.
Feng Bei was shocked, and at the same time brainstormed wildly in his head, the amount of information in Xiao Loli's words just now was a bit large, Bai Suzhen was her child......
He was proficient in language, mathematics and English, and was familiar with history and geography, but suddenly his body shook, and his eyes widened.
According to legend, Bai Suzhen is the child of the ancient demon emperor Teng Snake and Bai Zhen, and Teng Snake and Bai Zhen have a common owner, could it be that little Lori is ......
Thinking of this, Fengbei's goosebumps rose, the grand prize, the grand prize in the grand prize, his luck was simply against the sky!
He immediately made a decision, and knelt down in front of the little Lori's five bodies, "Little Ancestor, please accept your grandchildren...... Smash it!"
Ye Hongchen saw Fengbei lose his temperament like this, and suddenly felt a thrill, and also thought of this terrible fact, and shouted in a lost voice: "Fuck, sister, I think this little Lori's mantra is so familiar, it turns out to be the same as your undisciplined mantra!
But isn't it, the ancestors have been opened, isn't this just digging the ancestral graves.
This little Lori, if Fengbei guessed correctly, it should be - Nuwa Ancestor!
No, it should be said that it is a ...... of Nuwa's ancestors
From the first thought thank you for your patronage, to the second prize later, to the first prize, and then to the special prize, this big ups and downs, Fengbei felt that he had been stepping on shit all his life in his previous life, and only then did he get his luck in this life.
Feng Bei moved the heavens and the earth on the ground, and after a while, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did the little Lori make no sound, and it was the same as a little explosive just now......
He raised his head and saw the scene in front of him, and immediately goosebumps fell to the ground, and he shouted with grief and indignation: "Qiaodou sack!
Fengbei is really going crazy!
Just now, I said that the young lady dared to pit her father a little more, and now I see that the young lady is starting to pit her ancestors.
He saw Ye Hongchen taking out a gourd of wine, and said to the little ancestor with a sincere face: "Don't lie to you, your juniors brewed it, it's really delicious, and your waste grandson has also drunk it, and you can't stop it." ”
The expression clearly read, "It's all optimistic, my sister is about to start fooling......
Little Lori looks really cute, at the moment she blinked her big flickering eyes, and her little nose sniffed cutely, "It's a little good." ”
After that, Xiao Lori took the gourd and raised her hand to drink.
Fengbei swooped over like a wild dog, picked up the little Lori and hid behind him, and said to the young lady without tears: "Little sister, please let my ancestors go......"
Then she was punched away again, and the little Lori looked at Feng Bei with disdain, "Your grandmother and I are the Sect of All Souls, and my eyes are extremely bright, how can I be bewitched by a little fox demon......"
Hearing this familiar sentence pattern, Ye Hongchen nodded to Fengbei very seriously, "Biological one, the identification is complete." ”
As she spoke, she gave the wine to Little Lori, and Little Lori raised her hand and drank it......
"Whew, whew, whew......"
Feng Bei looked at the little ancestor who was sleeping on the ground with a wine gourd, and tears burst out, "Little ancestor, your eyes will be wiped bright in the future, and you will walk around the point ......when you meet this little fox demon."
Ye Hongchen smiled, "Hurry up and put your ancestor away, we don't have much time." ”
Eh, short on time?
Feng Bei was stunned.
"My sister's wine is reluctant to drink it, why do you think my sister wants to give wine to your ancestors?"
"Isn't it to kidnap little Lori to kiss and hug and lift it high?"
"Do you dare to be filthy at the age of eighteen?"
“……”
"Let's go, we're running out of time, we still have business to do. After that, Ye Hongchen suddenly wiped his face, and turned into an ordinary woman's face again.
Feng Bei put away the little ancestor in a daze, and he didn't have time to read the little green book, so he was pulled out of the door by Ye Hongchen with a "biu".
"Where are we going!" Feng Bei asked as he gasped.
"Blue Square Hotel. Ye Hongchen said without looking back.
Lonely men and widows go to the hotel?
"That's so embarrassing, I'm sorry, that's not good!" Feng Bei's head twitched, but he reacted well, "I am a descendant of the five clans, and my mind is extremely firm, I will not go to the hotel with you to do that dirty thing......"
"Eighteen-year-olds have a dirty heart. Ye Hongchen knocked his head and continued to run.
Halfway to ask for directions, there is no "Blue Hotel", there is a "Lanfang Hotel", and the two of them rushed to the horse.
When I arrived at the hotel, I saw that the hotel lobby was festive, and someone was holding a wedding banquet here.
"What are we doing here?" Feng Bei was still confused.
"Your little ancestor is more sober than you when he drinks, and my sister asks you, did we promise that Hu Yuxuan to help him recover his sweetheart yesterday. Ye Hongchen knocked Fengbei's head again angrily.
Feng Bei covered his head, "It's not Hu Yuxuan who agreed, we forced others." ”
“……”
"So what are you bringing me here for?, you don't plan to bring me to stop this wedding, this is too unprofessional! I'm Mr. Matchmaker, not an expert in breaking up marriages!" Feng Bei said to Ye Hongchen with a frightened look that he would never be able to do this trick!
Ye Hongchen rolled his eyes, "How could my sister do it to stop the wedding, it's really too unprofessional." ”
Feng Bei's heart was relieved, "That's good, then what should we do?
Ye Hongchen really killed it, "What the hell is it to move with affection? Is that my sister's style? It must be here to rob my relatives!"