003 Spread the poisonous chicken soup!
With an indifferent mentality, Li Xuan chose an idol, of course, he was completely unaware of how idiotic this choice was, how harmful it was, and the fatal mistake was always made because of incomprehensible stupidity!
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[Poisonous chicken soup is starting to spread!]
[Oh hoo!, you're the pathogen!]
[The idol pathogen has a charming appearance, which makes the plague spread wildly without having to master profound knowledge, strong financial resources, and a strong wrist!]
[Let the poisonous chicken soup infect humans, through the obtained DNA extraction ability!]
[Beware of the Evil Research Institute, infect as many people as possible before they discover and research antibodies!]
[DNA can be used to increase abilities, or to draw a specific type of ability pack in the shop.] 】
[Any ability is limited to the functions of the human body, and no supernatural ability appears.] 】
[Next, please follow the tutorial to extract the initial ability of the idol plague.] 】
What a tangled path this is.
Do you want to spread poisonous chicken soup through the face of idols to infect humans?
Anyway, a very idiotic plague has been chosen, whatever.
After that, something like a slot machine went around and around, missing [Moving Singing Voice], [God-level Acting] and other things that looked cool, and finally froze on [Language Genius], which literally stated that this is a powerful language ability, allowing pathogens to master all languages, and greatly strengthening the ability of poisonous chicken soup to spread across language cultures.
It's really a very useless ability, because it doesn't work at all in the early game.
Then the tutorial opened the shop interface, which sells various types of ability packs, permanent ability packs are very expensive, limited-time ability packs are very cheap, Li Xuan only has the initial 2 points of DNA, and he can't buy any permanent ability packs, he can only buy some time-limited 60-minute ability packs, such as star ability packs, mouth cannon ability packs, and so on.
Each ability pack contains several abilities, and only one of them can be drawn at a time, and this kind of lottery face fighting is the most disgusting way to play.
When he glanced at the contents of these ability packs, Li Yan fell asleep completely.
He woke up at noon the next day and didn't pay attention to the stupid dream, showered and dressed, packed his luggage, and went back to school, but he never looked in the mirror during the process!
Because there are side effects in the house, and anything that is cool will have side effects, and there must be a huge, sinful, terrible, and unforgivable side effect of something so cool in the house.
Will get fat!
Due to his love for food and the amazing absorption capacity of his stomach, Li Yi's weight was already ahead of ordinary people, and after a summer vacation at home, he no longer dared to imagine what he looked like.
Don't look in the mirror for the time being, anyway, it doesn't matter what a man looks like, he won't devote two hours of precious time to the gym every day in order to train a useless tendon meat.
After that, he rode to school with his schoolbag, which often caused misunderstandings, making others think that he was a high school student, but his home was so close to the school. Jijing University is a good school, the best thing is that the ratio of men to women is just 1:1, which makes most boys not have to go to the road of, and some pure science and engineering schools are really miserable!
Normally, Li Yi will be in a meditative state when riding, the cerebellum pays attention to the road in front of him, and the brain trusts the horse to think about some meaningless questions, but this day he can't do it, he has to use the cerebellum and be alert.
Because all kinds of people on the road are looking at themselves, looking at themselves very willfully, the old lady on the bus next to them is looking at themselves, and the old godmother on the roadside stall is looking at themselves, which is an unprecedented experience.
Don't...... I'm fat enough to be angry, but I feel good about myself!
It's the same when I enter the school, whether it's boys, girls or faculty and staff, they all look at themselves, some are naked and drooling, some are crazy peeping at a frequency of twice a second, Li Yan has to bow his head and rub his belly, and he doesn't have a belly, you want to sue you for discrimination again, it is illegal to look at people like this in some countries!
Those burning eyes made him very uncomfortable, he just lowered his head and walked all the way to the school building at the very edge of the school, he would not rush to the dormitory, the men's dormitory in September was a hellish existence, the terrible temperature, terrible humidity and terrible 19-year-old male flesh gave the best breeding space for terrible mosquitoes, except for sleeping, he would not go to the dormitory easily, because he had a heavenly secret base, a secret base with air conditioning.
It's not so much a secret base as it looks like a secret base because it doesn't exist. The base is located in the most remote teaching building, some unpopular things will be thrown here, and there are very few people coming and going, which is exactly what Li Xuan needs, he has no time to deal with those hypocritical socializations, and he has no heart to say hello to every passerby.
"Photography and Poisonous Chicken Soup Club Activity Room", the last pure land in the city, is air-conditioned, no one disturbs it, and even mosquitoes don't bother to fly over!
The club is a clear spring in the chaotic university life, people come together because of interest, not interests, but Li Yan is a cancer in the clear spring, he just chose the most unpopular club to join, and it is not for any interest, just for a room with free air conditioning and free electricity, the father who hit the street to pick his feet has already given half of the manuscript fee to himself, and he can't bear to squeeze him too much, and he can't find out that his mother is actually the king of life, so he has to make careful calculations on his side.
Originally, it was just a photography agency, which was once brilliant, but then it declined because the camera function of the smartphone was too easy to use, and when Li Yang joined the company, only the president was left alone to stick to his position, and later the president found that Li Yang had no interest in photography, but he came to blow the air conditioner, and he gave up on himself and let Li Yang add his interest to the name of the club, in a vain attempt to attract more members, so now it has become a "photography and poisonous chicken soup club". The president can graduate with peace of mind, and no one will come to this club anymore.
The president is a bohemian and freedom-loving photographer, and he didn't go back to school early, Li Hao naively thought that he could be quiet for another day, so he turned on the computer and connected to the network, turned his mobile phone to silent, and sat at a familiar desk to start completing the summer homework that would not be reviewed by the teacher at all.
It didn't last long when a girl in a cheerleader skirt knocked on the door and broke in.
Of course, Li Yi knew that she was Bai Jing in the same class, no one in this school didn't know that she was Bai Jing, Li Yi just didn't know why Bai Jing came to this ghost place in this clothes idle, no matter whether he could rub her or not, it would cause trouble.