Episode 15 Who's Afraid of Whom
5 minutes.
Yu Qiyun and his companions had to quickly treat their wounds and check their equipment in such a short period of time.
Because 5 minutes ago, when everyone was still immersed in the double joy of escaping death and reuniting with partners, Soap's dog nose suddenly kept moving.
"I smell a sour smell. She said.
"What does it smell like?"
"It's kind of like urine, so disgusting. Soap added, flicking out a long nose.
Yue An's face changed, and he looked down at the butt of the fire ant girl lying on the ground. I saw that the tip of each fire ant's buttocks was oozing yellowish liquid.
"Hahaha, they're scared to pee too!"
Onigiri laughed wildly, he was scared into an idiot on the spot by the ferocious raid of the fire ants before, and this time he looked at the current bear appearance of the fire ants, and suddenly felt a sense of revenge.
"Not good!" Yue An's face changed drastically.
"They're calling, let's get out of here!"
"They are probably all dead, and they can't make any sound, where is the call?"
The crowd was puzzled.
"Yue'an, their butts are very sexy, don't keep staring at them, do you think their butts can talk?"
Onigiri laughed wickedly.
"Yes, they just call people with their butts!" Yue An said in a deep voice, without a smile on his face.
Before coming to the Amazon, Yue did study various rainforest creatures, although mainly aimed at the most fearsome carnivorous population in the ant world, the "marching ants". However, ants have the same species, and when dying and in danger, any ant will send a distress signal in the form of pee.
Although Yue An is usually as quiet as a turtle.
Once spoken, it is often to the point.
Yu Qiyun nodded, and immediately took action to assist Yue An and Li Enchanting, bandaging the wound in the shortest possible time, and checking the backpack and luggage.
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The situation is reassuring.
The wounds, especially the scratches on Yue An's forehead, looked scary, but they didn't hurt the bones, because the fire ants didn't want their prey's precious bodily fluids to be lost.
In the case of ensuring the physical integrity of their prey, they cherish every drop of nutrition, and for the sake of freshness, they will try to keep their prey alive without resistance.
The equipment is also very complete, and the backpacks are all in place, thanks to the fire ants who mistakenly believe that the backpack is an edible part of the body of these strange bugs, so they are not forcibly torn and disassembled.
The most important thing is that everyone's phone is still there, pinned in the pocket of their jeans.
In the jungle, mobile phones are even more important than food.
If the food is gone, they can still find it, and if their mobile phones are gone, they will lose their location and SMS contact, let alone find Helen Xia, I am afraid that even they themselves may be lost in the cannibalistic Amazon rainforest.
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"Followme! I'll take you to a safe place first. ”
Yu Qiyun waved his hand, he planned to return along the same road, to go to Ant Jasmine and their territory, although they were both ants, Ant Jasmine and they were undoubtedly safer.
"No, I'm going to find my sneakers first. Li Yourao's face turned red and stretched out a bare foot.
She had just changed into a slipper, walked a few quick steps, tapped, and put the slippers back in her backpack, she preferred to walk barefoot.
Before coming, in order to reduce the weight of the backpack, the partners only prepared two sets of clothes and two pairs of shoes, one pair of light and breathable sneakers to wear during the day, and the other pair of sandals to wear when bathing and sleeping at night.
The only exception is that for the sake of ease, Li Enchanting cut the back strap of the sandals and made them standard slippers.
Running away in the rainforest in slippers has only one sentence to describe it:
It's time for you to take your medicine!
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Yu Qiyun quickly took off one of his sneakers and handed it to Li Da Beauty, "Wear mine first!"
Li Yourao frowned, and just reached out to take it, and a strong smell of male feet made her delicate woman flower stagger.
Her stomach rolled, pinched her nose, and threw her sneakers back to Yu Qiyun, "You want to stink me to death!"
"Wear mine, wear mine!
Onigiri grinned, just took off his shoes, smelled them himself, and immediately foamed at the corners of his mouth, and put his shoes back on with a red face.
"Alas, my fate is miserable, so I have to carry you. ”
Yu Qiyun pretended to be bitter on his face, but the saliva at the corner of his mouth was dripping, rubbing his hands, and Se Mimi walked up to Li Yourao.
"Get out!"
Li Yourao stretched out her legs and kicked people.
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"This place is not for a long time, let's leave first!"
Seeing that everyone was still gagging, Yue An didn't realize that the situation was serious, sighed, suppressed his anxious mood, and quietly took off his sneakers and handed them to Li Yourao
"Mine doesn't stink. He smiled.
Li Yourao took it hesitantly, and sniffed it carefully, not only did it not stink, but there was a faint virgin body fragrance, and the size was also appropriate, and she smiled gratefully at Yue An, "What about you?"
Yue An: "I'm fine in sandals. ”
Yu Qiyun and Fan Tuan looked demented, looking at Yue An like a monster: Is this guy the legendary person Jingzuxiang?
Yue An quickly changed into sandals and walked a few steps, which were not bad, much better than slippers.
said to go, everyone had just taken a few steps, and suddenly saw that Li Yourao was still in place.
"What are you doing, sister bewitching?" Soap asked.
"I'm going to go and I'm going to look for shoes. ”
Li Enchanting said that she has a very stubborn personality, and she is never happy when she doesn't have her own shoes to wear!
Everyone stopped.
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"Enchanting, the fire ants have released a distress signal, and their large army will be killed soon!"
Yue An suppressed his anger and walked up to Li Enchanting.
"You're afraid of me, I'm not afraid! They came just in time, I have to beat them all over the ground this time!" Li Yourao said domineeringly.
"Li You're enchanting! Your head has been gnawed by a Trojan horse! We don't have time to kill you!"
Yu Qiyun couldn't help but burst into foul language!
In fact, he saved people before, and he had a lot of luck in his heart, what if the torch was not thrown accurately? What if the ants were not afraid of smoke? The nerves were always tight, and even if he made a plan to miscalculate, he planned to fight to the death.
Therefore, it was not until the last fire ant was knocked out that the high heart was put down.
The gentleman does not stand in danger, and finally saves his partners from danger, and he will never let his partners be in danger again.
Everyone thought that when Li Yourao heard this, she would be as violent as usual, but she just pouted quietly, did not move or speak.
"Enchanting, I have studied fire ants, their deadliest thing is not their teeth, but the poisonous needle behind their buttocks, we were very glad before, in their eyes we were too weak, did not force them to use all their strength!"
"That needle is highly poisonous, and if it stabs us, it will be over!"
Yue An stared at Li Enchanting's eyes, his expression was solemn, and he said word by word.
"Coward, who are you scaring about, you think ants are snakes or spiders or scorpions, I have never heard that ants can poison people!
Li Yourao smiled contemptuously.
"You're right, ants are very poisonous, but because they are so small that they have too little venom, they can't poison a normal person. ”
"But (pauses) can definitely poison an abnormal person who has been shrunk 100 times!"
Yue An retorted loudly, making Li Enchanting bite her lip and be speechless.
"Yes, yes, you see so many of them killed!"
"If we don't run, even if we don't get poisoned, we will definitely be bitten into potato chips by vengeful ants. ”
The rice ball trembled, his tongue was almost blue, and he pointed to the ants that had fallen to the ground to show Li Yourao.
"Wow...... Sister, I'm afraid, I'm so afraid of being torn into instant noodles by ants!" Soap pulled Li Enchanting's hand and cried.
Potato chips?
This big and small foodie is so fresh and delicious even to use an analogy.
Li Yourao couldn't help but laugh.
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"It's dangerous, so you go first, I'm fine, the poison needle is right, I'll beat their butts with a nunchuck!
Li Yourao smiled and smiled, her stubborn temper has not changed at all, and she has been holding back a breath in her heart.
Before, before she had a chance to use her nunchuck, she was ghostly attacked by the dastardly fire ant sisters.
Bruce Lee's stick technique, she has practiced hard for many years, and she has played it perfectly, and once beat a group of hooligans who tried to tease her with nunchucks outside the school.
Annoying, hateful!
At that time, she didn't have time to pull the stick out of her backpack, and was surrounded by four smiling ants, and as a result, she was invincible with one punch, and for the first time in her life, she was captured by an animal with a big nose, which was really a great shame!
What made her even more angry was that for the first time in her life, she was made to look like this:
The cape looks like a dog, with long sleeves and short sleeves, plus a barefoot girl with no shoes to wear, and if there are a few sacks on his shoulders, he will be able to get rid of a beggar gang of nine bag elders.
As a girl who loves beauty very much.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
With all her might, she pulled her silver nunchucks out of her bag, and she wanted to fight those damn ants again!
With a stick in hand, I have it in the world!
Who's afraid of whom!
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Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":
Xiaoqiang clapped his hands and laughed when he watched this episode: Sister Li is mighty!
He said to me like a hormone: Brother Yu, Brother Yu, I also want to practice nunchucks! Can you buy me one?
I stared at him sternly: Don't practice!
Xiaoqiang doesn't understand: Why are you stingy?
With a pained look on my face, I asked in a trembling voice:
Do you think brother's face is handsome?
Xiaoqiang blinked: It's still ... There is also a bit of shame.
I pulled down my face: Tell the truth!
Xiaoqiang suddenly avoided me far away before he spoke: Ugly!
I looked up at the sky at a 1245-degree angle and burst into tears:
In fact, my brother used to be a little fresh meat with 100% purity, but since I watched Bruce Lee's "Jingwumen" one day, I was so greedy for that nunchuck that I didn't want it, and I started to teach myself without saying a word, and the result was ......
Outcome... What was the result? Xiao Qiang was frightened by my weird expression, and his tentacles stood up together!
Outcome...... Practice with a stick and slap in the face!
I wiped away my tears and said.