Calm down! Calm down!

Important reminder said three times!

Yu Qiyun's fingers were clasped tightly on the telescope, his knuckles were buckled blue, and he kept taking deep breaths to calm down his anger.

People are most likely to be impulsive when their brains are deprived of oxygen.

He quickly analyzed the comparison of the strength of the enemy and the enemy: the other party was 7 fierce fire ant cuties. And on our side, excluding the frightened rice balls and dream idiot soaps, only myself and Li Yue can move. Head-to-head showdown, 3 people pk7 ants.

After careful consideration, Li Yourao is a master of Jeet Kune Do, and it is estimated that she can barely compete with 3 fire ants, she can run and kick, and she can also deal with two. But Yue An must not be able to fight the remaining two, even if it is one, it is unrealistic, he has no blood, but he is a scholar who has no power to restrain the chicken.

……

Yu Qiyun frowned, thinking left and right.

It seems that you can only outwit and not be able to defeat the enemy.

He is a person who is both active and quiet, although he loves outdoor parkour, but he also has a soft spot for indoor "running wisdom" sports, he has always advocated both internal and external training, muscles and brain both hands should be hard self-cultivation principle.

He majored in psychology in college.

He held on to the branch and stood quietly on a heart-shaped leaf. The breeze swept by, the leaves shook like waves, and the man moved with the leaves, constantly washing his mind.

Yu Qiyun calmly recalled the classic cases of defeating the strong with the weak in the books.

Finally.

His heart lit up, and the corners of his mouth curled into a smile arc, and he silently took out a blue lighter from his jeans pocket.

……

Ant Fire Jiao.

The youngest and most capable hunting squad leader of the Fire Ant Tribe. He has been personally commended by Her Majesty the Queen three times.

Today, will it be the fourth?

She thought silently, laughed beautifully, and really wanted to shout out loud the joy in her heart!

But at this time, it was inconvenient to speak, because there was something in her mouth.

She was holding a white, fragrant and tender thigh of Li Enchanting, and the faint blood stains in her mouth made her whole person excited.

On the top of her head, Li Yourao's eyes were full of fire, and she hated Ant Huo to the core! Her shoe was bitten away by Ant Huojiao.

And this despicable ant is now biting her own thigh with her filthy big mouth.

"Hey, you kind of put me down!"

"Let's fight again!"

"Four beat me up, it's despicable!"

"I can see you're a leader. ”

"You have the ability to go head-to-head with me!"

Along the way, Li Yourao was like a female lioness in distress, roaring incessantly......

Although this Ant Huojiao is only a 7-person team leader, she has a pure natural leadership temperament. I listened to the roar of this strange bug very calmly, and there was a quiet expression on my face.

Among the tens of thousands of squad leaders of all the fire ant tribes, she is an out-and-out outlier. The other fire ant captains mostly win by brute force.

And she relies on her outstanding IQ.

However, Li Enchanting really yelled so much that she was upset, and she tossed and turned all the way, that is, "I want to fight with you!

It won't change to a new topic, annoying!

Finally, after Li Yourao shouted the words repeated 180 times, she opened her teeth and put down Li Yourao's barefoot thigh. With a wave of his tentacles, he motioned for everyone to stop and rest for a while.

Although it is a rest, the fire ant sisters are disciplined and still bite the prey firmly and do not let go.

And the captain Ant Huojiao, who can speak at this moment, looked at Li Enchanting's desperate expression playfully, only said one sentence, and then stopped talking.

A very classic sentence:

"We ants have always been swarms and drips. ”

As soon as these words came out, Li Yourao was speechless.

Nima: yes, when have humans ever seen ants fighting alone? They're so small, so they're all in a swarm.

……

Seeing Li Enchanting's face, Ant Huojiao was very satisfied with her eloquence, and just wanted to open her mouth to bite Li Enchanting's fragrant thigh again, ready to open the way.

Suddenly!

She stood straight, her face changing dramatically, her sensitive antennae, and she smelled a peculiar smell, a strange smell of smoke that she had never smelled before.

There was a sound of slashing through the air, and a smoking "torch" rolled in the air, and with a "pop" sound, it fell at the feet of the fire ants, stirring up thick smoke.

The seven fire ants screamed as soon as they were petrified for a second, just as they were in a mess.

One after another, the same torches flew towards them......

Instantaneous smoke filled. The smell was choking, and the people and ants inside were coughing hoarsely.

Rao is ant fire is cunning like a ghost, and she has been panicked at this time, she has never seen a monster like a torch.

This fire, this smoke, made her brain instantly confused, and her brain cells seemed to be foaming at the mouth one by one.

"Don't panic..."

Halfway through speaking, a puff of smoke rushed into her mouth.

She covered her mouth and was about to run out of the smoke range, when she was knocked to the ground by a wooden stick of unknown origin.

"Ahhh......hh

A series of screams rang out among the ants, and after the captain fell, several fire ants under his command were like a swarm of headless flies, and they were beaten by an elusive wooden stick, and the ghost cried wolf.

The brute force and venomous needles of fire ants.

It is only useful if the vision is clear and the mind is clear.

And the smoke made them lose their advantage.

……

One by one, the fierce fire ant sisters were knocked unconscious.

Li Yourao, who was holding tightly in their mouths, and several companions also fell to the ground with the ants, and fell to the ground.

Finally, a qiē voice fell silent.

Only the torches were still smoking on the ground......

A gust of wind passed, and the smoke dispersed with the wind.

A blue figure with a stick.

appeared in the gradually clear sight of Li Enchanting and Yue An. Before, their eyes were choked by the smoke and they couldn't open them.

"Yu Qiyun!"

An earth-shattering cry of surprise.

The arrogant Li Enchanting tears are like a curtain of crazy rain, soaring to the ground, as fierce as her, even if she cries, her tears are leaking!

She really wanted to control zhì, but she couldn't control zhì.

For the first time, for the first time, the feeling of being in a desperate situation! It made Li Enchanting cry with joy, and it also brought tears to Yue'an's eyes.

There are only two foodies, and they are still dizzy.

The snack was choked with snot and confused eyes, and the big foodie lay motionless on the ground, rolling his eyes and muttering to himself.

……

"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and help me put out the fire together. I don't want to be a sinner for the ages in the Amazon rainforest. ”

Yu Qiyun laughed! The feeling of a hero saving beauty was cool and crooked, and the heart that had been hanging before was completely relaxed.

But Li Yourao and Yue An blushed, although the fire ants fainted to death, but the teeth of their legs were bitten as if they had taken root, no matter how they were broken, they couldn't be broken.

This instantly reminded Yue An of a terrible video he had seen before:

The two teams of ants fought, and one side was bitten off by the other party, but the remaining lonely head still bit the other and did not let go.

The fierceness of the ants in the fight is terrifying.

Depend on!

This aroused the anger in Yu Qiyun's heart!

He took out the fruit knife and strode forward, slashing one of the fire ant's teeth, and since the first day of fighting the antlion, he has become more and more comfortable with the speed and accuracy of the knife.

Do the same and save everyone from the steel teeth of the fire ants.

Then, several people extinguished the torches with sand and buried them. Otherwise, if you are not careful, it will cause a forest fire, and millions of creatures in the jungle will be wiped out, and they will also be injured as small as insects.

The scene was a mess, and 7 fire ants were lying on the ground motionless, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.

Li Yourao was furious and walked up to Ant Huojiao, who had only one tooth left. kicked a few times hard, took a mouthful of heavy phlegm, and spit in the face of this fire ant captain who was coaxing all the way.

……

What about the two of them?

Yue An looked melancholy, looking at the two strange flowers of rice balls and soap.

"Easy to do!" Yu Qiyun smiled sharply.

"Bang" two loud slaps!

"Wow...... It hurts!"

Crying rang out with applause.

A curtain of dreams of snacks was instantly awakened.

The second slap was given to the onigiri.

The rice ball hugged Yu Qiyun's leg and screamed:

"Please, please!"

"Don't eat me!"

"I just finished pulling my ass and haven't wiped the shit yet!"

"I'm me, I'm ......"

"I'll cook for you!"

"I'll eat a lot, a lot!"

"No, no!"

"I'll make a lot of good food!"

“……”

The rice ball closed his eyes and spoke incoherently.

(Later, the rice ball was super depressed, and his partners often teased him with 'rice cooking' and 'pulling his ass')

A thousand handfuls of snot and two thousand tears were all wiped on Yu Qiyun's toned blue jeans.

Yu Qiyun shook him away with one leg! He was not a face but a black line, he couldn't cry or laugh, this thing couldn't wake up, raised his hand, and wanted to give him another mouthful.

Suddenly!

Like a coquettish football, the rice ball flew into the air.

I saw Li Enchanting and slowly retracted her legs.

"Bang!"

and fell like a fat scale to the ground.

This kick on the buttocks that is too familiar to be familiar anymore makes the rice ball completely sober.

"Hello!"

The rice ball lay on the ground, beckoning to everyone, and smiled like a chrysanthemum with a round face.

……

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The encouragement of my insect friends is the motivation for me to move forward! Come on, come on!

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

During this time, a hot topic of discussion by the whole people swept all major circles of Weibo and WeChat.

It is the 3D animated movie "Zootopia" that has swept the world

In it, a sloth Ge Ge who speaks "so slow that it makes people have high blood pressure to blow up the table" has become a new generation of national Internet celebrities overnight!

Not only humans are vying to imitate, but even small animals are full of magic words. No, Xiaoqiang of the puppet family has been getting more and more excessive......

Me: Xiaoqiang, go to the supermarket to buy a bag of laundry detergent for my brother.

Xiaoqiang squinted: I ............ Belly............ Child............ Pain............ I............ No............ Think............ Go............

Me: Xiaoqiang, go to the supermarket and get a bottle of soy sauce for my brother.

Xiaoqiang squinted: I ............ Brain............ Child............ Pain............ I............ No............ Think............ Go............

I squint: listen............ Say............ Now............ Late............ Big............ Hair............ About............ As............ Flower............ Go............

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Xiaoqiang.

I saw that his eyes widened angrily, and he knelt down on his knees and hugged my legs with a "poof": My own grandfather, hurry up and tell where they are going!!

Me: Grove

He picks up a toothpick and disappears through the crack in the door!

A quarter of an hour later, he limped back with a blue nose and swollen face and roared: You are a liar! Da Mao made an appointment with Sister Pomegranate's Cuihua!

I squinted my eyes slowly... Slow... Sheet... Open... Mouth: Ha............ Ha............ Ha............ I............ Open............ Piece............ Play............ Laugh............ Well............ You............ Small............ Child............ True............ Special............ What............ Stupid............