1. The first time, the master wore a hundred years of mistakes, and then made a mistake and urged to get on the thief ship

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A great man once said: In the 21st century, from the development of a country to the survival of an enterprise, the most important and precious thing is "talent"!

What is "talent"?

As the old saying goes: the talent among the people is the "talent", such as: the talent of planning, the talent of strategy, the talent of the general, and the talent of the pillars.

However, a certain boss who holds the core technology that changes history and subverts the world has a different opinion:

"Comrade Hao Se, you are the talent I have always dreamed of! Look at your eyes, look at your eyebrows, look at your figure, it's a once-in-a-century encounter!"

"But appearance is not the point, the point is that an all-round adaptable talent like you, who only gives you a small inner and inner one, can become a Superman when worn outside, and can become a Spiderman when worn on the face, is an unavoidable treasure!"

Ancestors plank!

I thought that after living for twenty-five years, I finally met a boss with a bright eye;

thought that pie fell from the sky and picked up a fat difference with a monthly salary of more than 100,000 yuan;

I thought it was just a hand-to-hand search job;

But what I never expected was that the target person I was looking for would span thousands of years of history......

Alas-

Hauser let out a long sigh and stared fixedly at the sky above him.

The sky was blue, and the clouds were full of white clouds - very good, no ozone hole.

Take a deep breath -

The smell is fresh and refreshing - comfortable, no PM2.5.

Looking around, the woods are dense and the snow has not disappeared - yes, there is no indiscriminate logging, soil erosion -

Take another look at the time machine qì receiver bracelet on your wrist.

The black dial is flashing with six fluorescent characters in black and enlarged "during the reign of Renzong of the Northern Song Dynasty".

Yo, that's good! The unscrupulous boss's time machine qì is working normally, crossing smoothly, and the landing is beautiful.

Perfect!

Perfect hammer!

Hao Se covered the big green bag on his forehead with one hand, rubbed the bruises on the corners of his mouth with the other hand, raised his eyes to look ahead, and grinned and pulled out a smile with a blue nose and swollen face: "Yo, a few big brothers, you're busy!"

Two meters away in front of him, there were five black-faced men standing in a circle, all dressed in coarse cloth shirts, wearing fur, leggings and boots, unshaven beards, unkempt hair, and holding clubs, hunting knives, and ropes—if it weren't for the fierce expressions on the faces of these five people, they would have been called honest and amiable standard ancient Orion looks.

"Three, third master! This kid stoned the wild boar to death!"

One of the hunters, with his hair in a bun, exclaimed.

Wild boar?!

Hao Se's scalp was numb, and when he looked down, he was shocked.

Under his buttocks, there was a black-haired wild boar with his eyes rolling and foaming at the mouth, his fangs stained with blood, and his corpse on the spot.

What the hell?

"Boy, who are you?, why did you suddenly fall out of a tree?!" shouted another bald hunter at Hauser, with a look of consternation.

"Well, that's a long story......" Hauser chuckled dryly.

Lao Tzu also wants to know what the situation is!

One moment ago, he was still drowsy in the time machine of the dinosaur egg, and the next second, Lao Tzu's head crackled and hit a pile of branches, and the next second, he fell into a free landing movement.

Belch...... And stoned a wild boar to death by the way?

The landing location chosen by this time machine is too strange!

"Da Zhuang, don't be rude!"

Standing in the middle, a bearded hunter stepped forward and hugged his fist at Hao Se: "Thank you for saving your life, little brother." ”

"What?" Hausel froze.

"This black-haired wild boar is a tyrant in this mountain, and Shicai suddenly went crazy for some reason, if it weren't for the little brother who fell from the sky and stoned this wild boar to death, I'm afraid that several of our brothers would be picked by this wild boar today. The bearded man hugged his fists.

"It's easy to say...... Hahaha...... Hao Se smiled, and slowly climbed down from the wild boar.

Lao Tzu's belly is about to be broken into eight petals!

"It turns out that the little brother is a master of the rivers and lakes...... "The beard said suddenly.

"Not really, not really. While waving his hand, Hao Se walked around the ground twice in a strange posture of hunched over, and suddenly straightened up when he heard a click.

Hey, it hurts Lao Tzu to death, Lao Tzu's waist is upside down!

"Poof!" several Orions laughed.

Lao Tzu is your savior.

Hao Se shot an angry eye.

The faces of the four people on the opposite side suddenly changed, and they all took a step back.

The beard was also surprised, and he glanced at Hao Se fixedly, hugged his fists and said: "Seeing that my brother is good-looking, why did he come here to Yueqi Mountain?"

"Yue Si Mountain?" Hao Se touched the green bag on the corner of his forehead with his fingers, and his teeth ached, "How far is it from Kaifeng Mansion here?"

"Kaifeng Mansion?" "That's a hundred miles away, and it will take at least half a month to walk." ”

"What?!half a month?!!" Hauser howled.

Hey, what the hell!

Didn't you say landing near Bianliang, Tokyo?

Why is there a distance of hundreds of miles?

Is the little silver that Lao Tzu exchanged enough for the travel expenses...... Tolls......

Wait a minute, where's Lao Tzu's luggage?!

Hao Se's eyes suddenly widened, and he quickly swept around, his face turned pale, his whole body was sweating, and he ran back to the wild boar, kicked the body of the wild boar, and slashed wildly.

That skill, that strength, that momentum--I saw that the five Orions on the other side were secretly frightened.

"Little brother, what have you lost?" asked the bearded man.

"Lost...... Lost it!"

Hao Se, who had found nothing, raised his head to the sky and roared.

It's over, it's over, it's over

Toothbrush, toothpaste, facial cleanser, lotion, cream, toner, top, bottom, pants, small underwear, silver ingots, gold bars, small money...... And a whole year of aunts, mothers, towels, and so inexplicably disappeared!

What a cheat!

"Didn't you meet a thief?" asked the other Orion, with a sympathetic look on his face.

What a thief! It must be that unreliable time machine qì swallowed Lao Tzu's luggage!

Hao Se crouched on the ground and wailed silently.

The five Orions looked at Hao Se with a loveless expression and expressed sympathy.

"Alas, little brother, money is something outside the body, look at it. ”

"Yes, the world is too chaotic now, little brother, it's already a blessing that you're okay. ”

"Why don't we accompany you to report to the official?"

"You're looking for death!" the bald head slapped on the head of the sky-high bun.

"It's useless to report to the officer. The beard glared at the sky-high bun, "Now that the West Factory is in charge, the government has done nothing, and it only knows that it is corrupt and perverts the law, how can it be ...... for the people?"

"West Factory?!"

Hao Se suddenly screamed, stood up with a rub, stared at his beard, and said with trembling eyelids: "You just said that the West Factory?

The bearded man looked at Hao Se's eyes, and couldn't help swallowing: "Naturally, it's those ...... of the West Factory geldings."

"Gelding?!no, it won't be—" Hao Se glared, "Jin Yiwei?!"

"It's the Jinyi Wei ......" The beard frowned, glanced at Hao Se, and nodded.

"Ancestors are on board!"

Hao Se suddenly jumped violently, rolled up his sleeves, and slammed the pitch-black dial on his wrist.

Hey, what the hell?!

Didn't you say that it was better to go to the Northern Song Dynasty to meet Bao Qingtian?!

Why did the West Factory Jinyiwei come out?

Jinyiwei is...... Be......

The back of his hand banging on the dial rioted.

He is clearly a good cut in the Ming Dynasty!

Looking at the dial again, the six big characters of "during the reign of Renzong of the Northern Song Dynasty" gradually changed into a line of "Ming Chenghua", and suddenly "exhaled" and disappeared, and the entire dial became black.

Don't play like this!

A stream of plasma "creaked" out of the wound next to the blue bag on Hao Se's forehead, and coincidentally sprayed onto the dial of the time machine's receiver.

Just listen to the "poof", a puff of black smoke rises from the dial, emitting a burnt smell.

Feed!

Hey, hey!!

Hey, hey!!

Your sister!

Hao Se suddenly went berserk, his head was full of green tendons, his blood was rushing, and his whole head showed a blood-stained demeanor.

"Little brother, are you alright......" The five Orions looked at Hao Se in fear.

Something's up!

Hao Se propped his hands on the ground, facing the black soil, and his whole body was ORZ.

Wear the wrong dynasty!Penniless!The time machine qì receiver is still hanging!

Is this the rhythm of forcing Lao Tzu to open a brothel, be an Oiran and enter the palace draft, charm the emperor, and achieve a generation of queen hegemony?

"Little brother?"

"Little brother, don't think about it!"

No, no, no!

It's not yet to the desperate situation of the Mary Sue!

It's better to be pragmatic, at least to ensure food and clothing first......

Clothing......

Hao Se took a breath, looked up at the five ruddy-faced hunters in front of him, who were obviously well nourished, and a very reliable idea popped up in his heart.

"A few big brothers!"

But seeing Hao Se stand up suddenly, he stared at the Orion Five: "Little brother has something to ask for!"

This glare, except for the beard, the remaining four people all took a step back in unison.

And the only remaining beard looked at Hao Se in front of him, and he also felt a chill behind him.

The young man in front of him was tall and unsightly; he had a messy bun on his head, full of dry grass and dead leaves; he had a round face and white skin, bruises at the corners of his mouth, and bruised tendons at the corners of his forehead, oozing blood, and his left forehead was even more protruding and faint; his eyebrows were pale gray and listless, but he was matched with a pair of terrifying dead fish eyes.

Those eyes, the tips of the eyes are hanging upside down, three white spots are black, just looking at it, I feel an amazing gangster aura shooting straight through, so it's not amazing.

"Little brother has something to say...... "The beard stiffened.

"Big brother! The younger brother was originally going to Kaifeng to join his family, but the money was stolen halfway and he was homeless, he was really desperate, and I hope that the younger brothers can temporarily take in the younger brother and let the younger brother work under the hands of several eldest brothers to earn some travel expenses!"

The five Orions on the opposite side were stunned at the same time.

Hao Se frowned, and the dead fish eyes glared pleadingly: "I also hope that a few big brothers will help the little brothers!"

The five of them shuddered in unison.

The bearded face was calm, and he looked at Hao Se fixedly: "Little brother, do you really want to follow us?"

"I hope the eldest brother will take it in!" Hao Se insisted.

Nonsense, if I don't follow you, I'm going to starve to death!

The beard groaned for a moment, and then looked at the four people behind him: "What do you think of the brothers?"

The four Orions looked at each other for a long time, and then looked at the beard at the same time:

"Otherwise, the third master, let's just take this little brother away!"

"Yes, this little brother just saved us!

"I look at it! You look at the little brother's appearance, temperament, and momentum, at first glance, he is a good material!"

"And the second master has recently accepted several brothers, third master, we are really short of people here!"

The bearded man known as the third master frowned and thought about it, stepped forward and circled around Hao Se, and muttered:

"This dress is torn like this, it seems that it is really desperate......"

This is a high-end Northern Song Dynasty costume customized by Taobao, hand-sewn, pure cotton texture, a whole thousand yuan!

Hauser has a black line.

"It's tall enough...... "The third master circled around Hao Se again.

That is, Lao Tzu is a model height of 1.7 meters!

Hao Se straightened his waist with pride.

"That's it-" The third master shook his head, "It's a little thin......"

Hey, Lao Tzu, this is a graceful figure that makes the girls in the whole company envious and jealous to death!

Hauser glared.

"And you are ...... in front of you" The third master turned to Hao Se and stared at Hao Se's chest.

A drop of cold sweat ran down Hao Se's forehead.

Isn't it, just Lao Tzu's half A cup, and a Taobao popular stab-proof bulletproof thickened vest, can you still see the chest?

"Smack!" The third master suddenly hit Hao Se's chest in a circle.

"No pecs at all!

it!

If it weren't for the third master's last sentence to remedy it, Hao Se almost reflexively flew out with a flirtatious leg and broke the third master's back.

"And this face......" The third master looked at Hao Se's face again, but as soon as he saw Hao Se's pair of dead fish eyes, a stirring spirit suddenly turned his gaze away and said dryly, "It looks a little cold......

It's just a hunter, don't be so picky!

If it weren't for the fact that he had just been hit by a tree branch and swollen a few pieces of skin, Lao Tzu's appearance would definitely be above the average line!

Hao Se was immediately unhappy.

"But my brother just saved the lives of a few of our brothers, such a great ......" The third master nodded solemnly, and patted Hao Se on the shoulder, "Little brother, follow the third master in the future!"

As soon as these words came out, the four surrounding hunters were immediately happy, and immediately rushed up with a burst of cheers.

"Great, the third master promised to accept you!"

"Boy, don't hurry up and thank the third master!"

"We've got another good brother!"

Hao Se breathed a sigh of relief, hugged his fist to the third master, and said respectfully: "Thank you for the kindness of the third master." ”

"Hmm!" the third master nodded, "Follow the third master well, don't dare to say anything else, at least you can eat three full meals." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, enough rice!"

"If you're lucky, you'll be able to eat meat!"

The hunters also shouted.

"By the way, boy, what's your name?" the third master only remembered this important question at this moment.

Hao Se's face stiffened, and after a pause, he cleared his throat and said: "The younger brother's surname is Hao, the red ear Hao, the name Se, and the Se of Jinse." ”

A moment of tranquility.

"Hauser?"

"?!"

All the hunters looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh in unison.

"Hahahaha, good name!

"The third master, this brother has received it well!"

The third master couldn't help but smile on his bearded face, looked at Hao Se again, patted Hao Se on the shoulder and said, "Yes, yes, this name is good! ”

Hao Se was stunned: "Third master, what did you just say?"

"The more Si Zhai!"

"This mountain is Yue Si Mountain, and our village is naturally called Yue Si Village!"

The four Orions immediately began to illiteracy Hauser.

Brothers?

Hauser's eyelids jumped.

Does the name of this Orion organization sound strange?

"Third Master!"

Suddenly, a man dressed in the same clothes as this group of hunters rushed out of the forest, went straight to the third master, knelt down on one knee and clenched his fists: "Third master, a pair of harriers are coming from the side!"

"What do you say?" asked the third master with a sinking expression.

"Two passing buds. ”

"What do you say?"

"Good looks!"

"Okay, brothers!

Huh?

What's going on?!

Harrier, duck?

How can ducks still emerge from this deep mountain and old forest?

Before Hao Se, who was confused, came back to his senses, he was stuffed with a big wooden stick in his hand, and then he was pushed and dragged and ran, and there were kind-hearted brothers in his ears popularizing basic work skills:

"Brother Hao, it's the first time you pull the job, don't be afraid. ”

"With the third master covered, it's absolutely fine!"

"Brother Hao is a newcomer, so he doesn't have to contribute today, just wave the flag and shout and cheer on the side. ”

Belch?

Uh-uh?!

Uh-uh!!

Hao Se, who was dragged and running wildly, only felt that the dense branches in front of him flashed like phantoms, but after three or five minutes, he felt that his eyes suddenly lit up, and he actually reached the edge of the mountain forest.

As far as the eye can see, under the hillside, a winding village road stretches from the foot of the mountain into the distance, and on the path, two young men with luggage on their backs hurriedly walked, looking anxious, ordinary, and very inconspicuous.

But just such an inconspicuous two people, the group of "hunters" around them were full of light and excited.

The third master pulled out the hunting knife behind his back and added his lips: "It's been more than half a year, and I finally saw two good buds!"

Huh?!

Ducks?

Where are the ducks?

No, no, why is this atmosphere so weird?

Hao Se's eyes swept to both sides, and he suddenly had a very bad premonition.

The next moment, but I saw that the third master jumped up suddenly, hunched out of the woods, and shouted in his mouth: "Brothers, rush!"

"Rush!"

The five hunters rose in response, dragged Hao Se, who had become a monk halfway, and rushed down the hill with a running belt, and stopped in the middle of the village road.

"Ahh

The two young men screamed at the same time, and the one on the left sat on the ground in fright.

The Orions laughed in unison, and shouted:

"Oh, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave a man!"

I'm going to make a big!

Ten thousand grass horses galloped past Hao Se's head in an instant.

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