The heart is sorrowful, the pen is hard to go to the text, the vicissitudes of the right path, and the version is lucky.

Pink little Lori: "Hause, I'm going to be your bride." ”

Hao Se: "No, no, my mother said, Hao Se is a baby girl and can't marry a bride." ”

Little Lori: "You're not a girl, you're taller than other boys, you're a boy!"

Hao Se: "I'm really a baby girl! I don't believe it, I'll take off my pants and show you!"

"Wow, Hauser is a hooligan!" little Lori ran away in tears.

The kindergarten aunt who ran over was furious: "Hao Se, you punish me to stop!"

Hao Se, who was carrying his pants, said that he was very upset.

Another example, in elementary school --

The shy girl: "Squad leader Hao Se, can I be your girlfriend?"

Helpless Hao Se: "I'm a female ......"

The teary-eyed girl: "Squad leader Hao Se, don't you like me?"

Very helpless Hao Se: "I'm really a female ......"

The girl who broke the boat: "Even if you are a woman, I don't mind!"

Hao Se, who wanted to cry without tears: "I mind!"

Then, in junior high school:

Flower Season Girl A: "Don't you think Hao Se's eyes are scary?"

Flower Season Girl B: "It seems to be a little." ”

Flower Girl C: "I used to think she was a little handsome, but as soon as this semester started, I suddenly felt that her eyes were ......"

Flower Season Girl Ding: "Ah!

The sleepy-eyed Hao Se looked up: "Huh?"

"Yikes!"

"Hao Se glared at me!"

"Run!"

The girl A, B, C and Ding fled in the wilderness.

Hao Se looked confused: "I just didn't wake up!"

High School –

Bad Youth League: "Hey, kid in front, hand over your pocket money!"

"Huh?" Hausser, who got out of bed, turned his head.

The delinquent youth group knelt down at the same time: "Big brother, big brother!

Hao Se with a black line: "I'm not a big brother!"

Delinquent Youth League: "This big brother, don't laugh! With your style and eyes, you must be a famous big brother on the road!"

Hao Se, who burst out with green tendons on the top of his head: "My eyes are natural!"

"Big brother, your family is actually the foundation of your ancestors! Big brother, is there still a shortage of people in your gang? Why don't you take a few of your younger brothers!"

Hao Se: Your sister!

College years –

Male classmate A: "Hao Se! Hao Se! Those freshman boys are picking thorns again, you hurry up and go to the town with us!"

Hao Se, who looked up from the pile of books: "The exam is coming up next week, and I still have to review-"

Male classmate B: "It won't take long, Hao Se, as long as you stand there and glance at it casually, those little cubs will definitely kneel!"

Hauser: "Hey, I'm a girl!"

Male classmate C: "If you don't say it, who can tell that you are a girl?"

The male classmate Ding was teary-eyed: "Brother Hao, it's up to you!"

Hao Se, who was furious: "Give it to Lao Tzu and I'll get out!"

The male classmate A, B, C and D dispersed in a hurry: "It's terrible!"

College Graduation Season –

Hao Se, who was putting on makeup for the first time, looked shy: "Senior, senior, thank you for coming today, this, this rose for you!"

The senior looked horrified: "Hao Se, did you get beaten in the face? What is this flower for?!"

Hao Se blushed: "Learn, senior, in fact, I, I have always liked and liked you......"

The senior Dong took a few steps back: "That, that Hao Se, I like and like women." ”

Hao Se was puzzled: "I'm a woman!"

The senior jumped up: "What?!No! That, it's, actually, what I like is a man, it's a man!"

Hauser: "......"

The frightened senior said: "Hao Se, don't be angry, don't be angry! I, I'm still in a hurry, go first!"

Hao Se, who looked at the back of the senior who fled in the wilderness: "......"

Melodious singing voices can be heard in the distance: "Hearts are broken into pieces ......"

A large group of male classmates rushed up, and wine bottles and barbecued meat flew all over the sky around Hao Se.

"Hao Se!

"In the future, our brothers will be on different sides of the world, and we won't see each other anymore!"

"Come on, Hause, have an all-night drink with your brothers!"

Hao Se, who slapped away the wine bottle, burst into tears: "Lao Tzu is really a woman!"

Then, time flew by and came to the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago-

Comrade Hao Se, who is responsible for appearance, once again caused a life-threatening misunderstanding because of his "outstanding" appearance.

"Cave, cave room?"

Hao Se stared at the bandit woman in front of him, who looked at the side of the ridge as strong, and the little tongue in his throat was trembling.

"Cave room! Cave room tonight!Hahahahaha-" Mao Jindao smiled thickly, and the whole room shook.

Immortal board!

Hao Se's two dead fish eyes rolled upward, and he almost fainted.

But in the eyes of others, everyone saw two fierce lights shining out of the eyes of the tall and thin young man in front of them, gloomy and terrifying.

Mao Jindao's face suddenly sank: "You don't want to?"

As soon as these words came out, all the bandits immediately shuddered, and the next moment, whether it was Meng Sanye's gang or Yang Erye's team, they all began to speak in unison about the great cause of media:

"Brother Hao, it's your blessing that the big boss has taken a fancy to you!"

"Brother Hao, you are the big boss!"

"This brother, you can't ask for this kind of marriage!"

"Brother Hao!"

"This brother ......"

"Shut it all up!" Mao Jindao snorted, and shook his hand and waved a palm.

"Click!" the palm wind immediately split a crack in the pillar.

All the bandits trembled at the same time, and were immediately silenced.

Hao Se's body trembled, and he came back to his senses in an instant.

"Say, don't you look down on me!"

The golden knife pressed forward step by step, Hao Se retreated step by step, and in a few steps, Hao Se was forced into a corner.

The big oily face in front of him was so gloomy that it could almost drip ink, as if Hao Se could say a "no" word, and he could immediately squeeze Hao Se into a meat puree.

This is the rhythm of the overlord's hard bow!

Hao Se was squeezed to a blue face, dead fish eyes jumping, and his gaze quickly swept around.

But seeing that a group of bandits were all frightened and cowering, Meng Sanshi, the only one who wanted to come forward to help, was dragged back by Huang Dazhuang and Huang Erzhuang.

The world is hot and cold!

People really have to rely on themselves!

Hao Se gritted his teeth, suddenly raised his eyes, and his burning gaze shot straight at the golden knife.

Mao Jindao was startled, and couldn't help but take half a step back.

But when he saw the young man in front of him, his eyes were awe-inspiring and imposing, and he had the mighty momentum of a gangster.

I'm afraid this person is not small!

Mao Jindao secretly clenched his fists.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, Hao Se suddenly lifted his clothes, knelt on one knee, clasped his fists with both hands, and said sincerely: "The big boss, the little brother is not unwilling to tie the knot with you, but because the big boss is not worth it!"

"Huh?"

Although the younger brother has just come out of the rivers and lakes, he has admired the name of the Mao Jin Knife in Yue Si Zhai for a long time, and everyone on the rivers and lakes said that the Mao Jin Knife is invincible and proud of the world, which can be described as a rare heroine in a hundred years. Now that the little brother has to see the big boss, he knows that the rumors of the rivers and lakes are true! The heroic spirit of the big boss is like a flower, and he is like a flower, and he is so powerful, and he is so bold and good-looking, how can he be worthy of a little person who does nothing like the little brother! Isn't this a flower inserted in cow dung? !

As soon as he said that, Mo said that Mao Jindao was full of surprise, and even the surrounding mountain bandits were stunned.

Huang Erzhuang: "Third master, I didn't expect this kid to be so able to speak?!"

Huang Dazhuang: "Hey, what you say is better than what you sing." ”

Yang Sanshi: "......"

"Ahem-" Mao Jindao coughed dryly and brushed his hair, "Do you really think I look like a flower?"

"Strange flowers in the world!" Hao Se fixed his head.

Mao Jindao's cheeks were quietly red, and his hand was wrapped around his hair: "Then, then you say, what kind of person can be worthy of me?"

"Naturally, he is a great hero and a great hero who stands up to the sky and the earth and has peerless martial arts!" Hao Se raised his arms and shouted.

Mao Jindao's eyes lit up: "I can really find such a husband?!"

"Of course!"

"So, where are you going to find it?"

"Uh......" Hauser was stunned.

"Yes, Brother Hao, where are you looking for such characters?"

The crowd of people around looked at Hao Se, and their eyes were full of shining stars.

"This—" Hao Se scratched his head, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration, "Juyimen! Great boss, didn't you just say that you were going to Juyimen to take the exam in two months......?

Hao Se observed everyone's faces as he spoke, and after making sure that he was not wrong, he continued: "Naturally, there are many heroes, and it is natural to meet the Ruyi Langjun of the big boss!"

There was silence, all the bandits looked at each other, whispered, the fingertips of the golden knife wrapped around their hair, raised their eyes, and stared at Hao Se fixedly: "Hao Se, do you really think that I can find such a husband?"

"Of course, the women in the world are the most beautiful treasures in heaven and earth, and they all deserve the best husband!" Hao Se smiled brightly.

That smile, like the warm summer sun, was dazzling, dazzling, dazzling the eyes of everyone in Yueqi Village, and dispelled the dark clouds that had been entrenched in the heart of Mao Jindao for many years.

Mao Jindao was full of red light, and slapped his thigh:

"Okay! According to what Brother Hao Se said, in two months, we will go to Juyimen to choose a husband!"

At this moment, the whole room was boiling, and the bandits high-fived and cheered:

"Great!"

"I said a long time ago, the big boss must marry the big hero!"

"Great, no more squatting down the hill to grab men, woo-woo-"

Mao Jindao looked at Meng Sanshi with a happy face: "Third brother, your brother has received it well!"

Meng Sanshi smiled: "It's all the blessing of the big family!"

The golden knife lifted Hao Se from the ground and patted Hao Se on the shoulder: "Hao Se, in the future, you will be our brother in Yuezhai, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"

"Thank you, big boss!" Hao Se secretly wiped the beads of sweat from his palms and hugged his fists in thanks.

"Listening to Brother Hao's export, haven't you read a book?"

"I've read a few miscellaneous books. ”

"Okay! It's rare to have a scholar, and Brother Hao will be our military advisor in Yuezhai in the future!" Mao Jindao shouted.

Huh?!

Hao Se suddenly raised his head, his eyelids jumping.

"Congratulations to the military advisor!"

"Congratulations to Master Hao!"

Meng Sanshi's gang cheered.

And Yang Ermu's gang was staring at him with gloomy faces.

Hao Se's smile stiffened.

True! Thy chastity has been saved, but he has become a dog-headed military advisor in a bandit's den!

It's the corpse of the Yue Si Zhai mountain bandits!

It's the corpse of the brothers who were talking and laughing together at dinner!!

Hao Se's eyes were bloodshot, staring at the mountain of bloody corpses, and the blood in his whole body was congealed like ice.

Suddenly, there was a darkness in front of him, and a sallow palm obscured Hao Se's vision.

Hao Se's lips trembled slightly: "Brother corpse, what's wrong with them?"

There was a silence in response.

"Are they all dead?"

There was still silence.

"Are you all dead?!"

"Click," there was a crisp sound from Corpse Tianqing's palm, as if something had been crushed.

Hauser's whole body began to tremble uncontrollably.

"Big Brother ——!"

Suddenly, a terrible cry came from the direction of the pasture.

"It's Huang Erzhuang's voice!" Hao Se grabbed the palm of the corpse Tianqing and exclaimed.

The corpse Tianqing's eyes were cold, he nodded, grabbed Hao Se's wrist with his backhand, and hurriedly ran in the direction of the sound.

Waves of fire churned at their sides, scorching sparks leaping between their wildly dancing hair.

Suddenly, the corpse Tianqing was stunned, and Hao Se suddenly raised his head and was shocked.

But seeing a mess in the middle of the firelight grassland, Huang Erzhuang pounced on a person, hissing and crying, and a figure behind him, holding up the cold light long sword, slashed at the back of Huang Erzhuang's neck.

"No—"

As soon as Hao Se screamed, the corpse Tianqing on his side was like a gust of wind, instantly rushing behind the murderer, the firewood knife in his hand flashed under the firelight, and the person immediately spurted blood plasma from his neck and fell to the ground.

In the cold night and fire, half of the corpse's face was splashed with blood, and half of his face reflected the moonlight, which was cold and pressing.

"Second Brother Huang!" Hao Se shouted and rushed to Huang Erzhuang's side, fixed his eyes, and couldn't help but buzz in his head.

The person under Huang Erzhuang, with a bald head stained with blood, a face as pale as paper, and a bloody hole in his chest was black, and he was already out of breath - it was Huang Erzhuang's eldest brother, Huang Dazhuang.

"Big brother, big brother!!" Huang Erzhuang was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, and suddenly got up and hissed like a roar, his face was crazy, and his eyes were full of blood, "Ahhhh

"Bump!" A muffled sound hit Huang Erzhuang's neck, and Huang Erzhuang's body immediately fell to the ground softly.

Hao Se stared at the corpse Tianqing who knocked Huang Erzhuang unconscious with a shocked expression.

The corpse Tianqing looked at Huang Erzhuang quietly, his palm loosened, the firewood knife in his hand slipped and fell to the ground, and the wooden handle shattered in response.

"Corpse, corpse brother?!" Hao Se stared at the corpse Tianqing.

The corpse Tianqing's long eyelashes trembled, and he glanced at Hao Se, and then lifted Huang Erzhuang from under his armpit and pulled him towards the bushes next to him.

Hao Se then understood, and hurriedly stepped forward to help, and hid Huang Erzhuang in the bushes with Corpse Tianqing.

After Huang Erzhuang was placed, Corpse Tianqing walked quickly to the body of the killer of Shicai, squatted down and snatched the long sword from his hand.

Hao Se stood aside, clenching the wood knife in his hand, staring at the corpse on the ground with red dead fish eyes.

The man was dressed in a long robe that had been stained red with blood, and he couldn't see the color clearly, and in the dark night, he could only make out a pair of navy blue boots stained with blood.

"Who are they, and why did they kill so many people?!" Hause's voice trembled faintly.

Corpse Tianqing raised the long sword in his hand, looked at the blue-white sword spike at the hilt of the sword, clenched his fingers fiercely, and suddenly turned his head to look at Hao Se, the stars in his eyes were cold, cold as ice.

Hao Se's heart jumped, he clenched the firewood knife in his hand, gritted his teeth and said, "Lao Tzu will never be a deserter!"

The frost in the corpse's eyes melted slightly, and he stretched out his hand to Hao Se, looking into the depths of the fire where the faint sound of the handover of blades was faintly heard.

Hao Se firmly held the palm of the corpse Tianqing's hand, and the dead fish glared fiercely: "Go!"

The two of them rushed into the fire at the same time.

The flame tongue licked his sideburns, and the smell of burnt hair came from the tip of his nose, Hao Se's eyes were dry and unbearable, and he could only vaguely feel that the corpse Tianqing on his side was protecting himself with his body, and he was struggling.

Suddenly, there was a chill in front of them, and the two of them had broken through the wall of fire and entered the fire.

"Who are you??!!!!!

The scream of the golden knife rushed into the eardrums of the two with the sound of flames bursting.

Hao and the corpse waved away the dust in front of them, fixed their eyes, and were immediately stunned.

But seeing the blazing fire in the grass hall of Yue Si Zhai, the scorching air wave slammed into the head and face, and it was almost impossible to breathe.

Before the flames soared into the sky, the huge body of the golden sword spun forward sharply, and the blood-stained red clothes danced wildly with the flames, like a blood-soaked red lotus blooming in the flames.

In front of the Mao Jin Knife, there were more than a dozen men dressed in navy blue robes and high buns, with long swords dancing in their hands, and the sword light formed a vast snow wave, attacking the Mao Jin Dao one after another.

With each attack, a blood flower flew out of the golden sword, dripping to the ground.

"The big boss—" Hao Se shouted urgently, but before the sound fell, suddenly, a black shadow flew out of the firelight, flying towards the side cliff.

"The third child!" a person rushed out of the flames, hissing and screaming, it was Yang Ermu.

Hao Se saw clearly that it was Meng Sanshi who flew towards the cliff, and he was immediately startled and rushed up, but there was still time.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a black shadow flew out like an arrow from the string, holding a long sword, and his body was emaciated, and it was actually the corpse Tianqing who rushed straight towards the direction of Meng Sanshi's fall, and the two of them fell off the cliff one after the other.

"Corpse brother!" Hao Se was terrified, and even crawled to the edge of the cliff to take a look, under the vast firelight, he could barely see the corpse Tianqing inserting his sword into the cliff, shaking and hanging on the edge of the cliff, and with his other hand, he was desperately holding Meng Sanshi.

But the sword that had been inserted into the cliff was very unstable, and it was sliding little by little with the sliding rubble.

"Corpse brother, third master, hold on!" Hao Se lay on the edge of the cliff and shouted, turning his head to find ropes and rattans to save people, but as soon as he turned around, a cold light with a piercing killing intent crossed to his throat.

"Yo, there's a little thief who slipped through the net!"

Hao Se's dead fish eyes burst out, and he stared at the figure in front of him. ()

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