Chapter 479 [Leader of the Snake Demon Party (Second Update)]
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"You're all a bunch of uncles!"
Chen Ergou is also helpless, what else can he do, of course, he chooses to forgive...... Sharpen the knife Huo Huo to the pig snake!
"I'll cook for you. Huang Lei's cooking skills are not bad, he rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the lobster backpack and prepared to wash it.
Sect Leader Huang's task is to lead the team members to find stones to build a stove. Chen Ergou specially advised, "Our kitchenware only has one stew pot, which is too simple." It's best to find the kind of thin slate and make a coconut and berry slate barbecue for a while. Also, make a few chopsticks and the like. ”
"Is the slate barbecue, it sounds delicious, leave it to us! Peng Yuyan come with me." ”
Peng Yuyan said: "I want to see how they kill pigs, aren't you curious?" ”
Sect Leader Huang smiled: "I also want to see it, I had a pig killing banquet when I was a child, but that was many years ago. But now it's more important to eat, my stomach is already croaking. ”
Peng Yuyan thought about it, so he honestly followed him to find a stone.
Huang Lei also honestly and unceremoniously called Chen He and said, "Little Crane, we have to clean up these lobsters and crabs." ”
Boss Chen He was reluctant, but he still walked over and said, "To tell you the truth, I love crayfish very much, but I look at the bunch of these things, and my scalp is numb." It's definitely the first time in my life to do it myself!"
"There are two of them, and I like you to get used to it. ”
Chen He suddenly burst into tears, speechless and choked with tears.
Seeing that he looked like a hanger, Xiaomi was not at ease. She still cared a lot about the ingredients she carried, and instructed: "Chen He, don't be careless, let the lobster run into the sea, this is what we finally caught." ”
Chen He can still be looked down upon by girls, and it is rare to be stubborn, and he said: "I will make a military order, run one tonight, and I won't eat this banquet." ”
"Forget you. ”
Millet also volunteered to ask for an errand and clean up those plant ingredients with Yun'er. Artichokes, berries, thatch roots, and a little bracken, as well as a handful of bracken, can help clean up dead lobsters and crabs.
There are pigs, shrimps, crabs, vegetables, snakes......
At first glance, there are a lot of ingredients, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a banquet.
But food has to wait, and it has to be taken one step at a time.
Chen Ergou came to the beach with a pig and a python, tore off a piece of snake skin, and handed it to Yun'er: "Yun'er, do you want to help me catch it?"
"Don't~" Xiao Nizi hid away in disgust.
Chen Ergou encouraged: "Yun'er, I think you are quite bold, and your performance today has exceeded my expectations." If it was in school, I'd have to give you a certificate. You brought this snake back, how brave you are. You've got to start with it. Besides, whether it is a living snake or a dead snake, there is nothing to be afraid of, and in the future, when we explore in the wilderness, we may have more chances of encountering snakes, so we can't retreat every time. ”
Yun'er was not fooled, and she could hang the oil pot with her mouth pursed, expressing her dissatisfaction.
After a trick failed, Chen Ergou's eyes were rolling, and he immediately changed to a new method to continue to flicker, and said, "Do you have any friends around you who like to scare girls with fake snakes and fake insects?"
Yun'er thought for a while and hesitated, "Yes...... So a few of them. There are a few bad brothers, who always like to scare people with insects, childish ghosts~"
Chen Ergou smiled: "That's right." If you can overcome the problem of being afraid of snakes, if others scare you with fake snakes in the future, you can scare back with real snakes. ”
The audience in the live broadcast room can't watch it-
"Flicker, flicker, flicker. ”
"What kind of game are you playing, Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma Wolf, what a shame. ”
"What kind of bad taste is this dog, fooling the little girl to play with the snake. ”
"5555, goddess, don't be fooled, it's not fun to play snakes. ”
"It's over, I'm going to call it the snake goddess in the future. The snake demon is not shallow, retreat and retreat~"
Behind him, Xiaomi was still holding back a smile, and said in his heart: You just flicker.
Ke Yun'er's expression has obviously loosened, as if she is constructing a scary picture of holding a snake, "Okay, I'll help you once." She firmly raised her index finger, and then walked over with an awkward expression almost closed her eyes, reaching out to grab but didn't dare to grab it.
Chen Ergou stuffed the snake into her palm, and suddenly screamed again, but fortunately he didn't throw it away. Yun'er pinched the snake's neck and said with a panicked expression: "Is this okay?" Ah, Oba, hurry up, I feel that it is still moving in the palm of my hand. ”
Chen He, who was "afraid of snakes" next to him, was also too happy to see the excitement, and coaxed: "My grandmother won't help me, so I'll obey you." ”
"Don't throw it away, hold on, don't relax. ”
Chen Ergou commanded, grabbed the snake skin with both hands and pulled it down violently, peeling off the snake skin, including internal organs, as if taking off clothes. In the blink of an eye, the entire python was only white snake flesh, and the tail was still twitching spasmally.
"Oh oh my God. Yuna's mouth became O-shaped.
Chen He also exaggeratedly admired, "Awesome, my dog master! No wonder your nickname is the Snake Maniac, it's clearly the Snake Demon Party...... You can simply set up a snake demon party, and you can still proclaim yourself the leader of the party!"
Huang Lei sighed, "The snake demon deserves it. ”
Xiaomi was also dumbfounded, "Is it so easy?"
The snake skin was cleaned, Yun'er still clung to the snake meat and didn't dare to let go, she had been dead for so long, she could still feel the snake meat spasm in the palm of her hand. As soon as he turned around, the long snake in his hand shook back inertly, and suddenly the whole soft long worm was handed to Xiaomi, and Xiaomi, who were watching the excitement and caught off guard, was frightened and panicked: "Don't take it!"
Yun'er's eyes lit up, and she approached the past more boldly, "Sister, it's dead." ”
"That's a snake too, put it down, put it down, put it down. "Xiaomi stepped back.
Yun'er laughed and chased after her, "Dead, don't be afraid, they're all flesh." ”
"Ahhh
Xiaomi took out the fastest sprint in her life to escape from this coast, and until she ran far away, she was still angry and accused her, "Who would hold a snake and chase people on a desert island." I'm going to collapse, Yun'er, you put it down, otherwise my sister will be really angry. ”
Yun'er cracked the "crocodile mouth" and laughed, so proud that she forgot how she was afraid of snakes just now. But she is such a backer on the island, so she doesn't dare to offend Sister Xiaomi too much. When he took it back, he went to scare Chen Ergou and put the snake on his neck, but where would Chen Ergou be afraid of this, and said with a smile: "It's fun, right?"
"Fun ......"
It was too fruitless to scare Chen Ergou, so he turned to look at Chen He, who was worried on the other side, and took advantage of Chen He's inability to defend against intimidation, and suddenly launched an offensive and rushed over. Chen He couldn't escape, he sat on the beach, and then the snake was placed on his face, and he suddenly wanted to cry without tears, "It's too much, Yun'er." I love Girls' Generation so much!"
"Hahaha~"
The live broadcast room is even more joyful, don't you want to be so funny~
"I'm laughing, is this a big reversal? ”
"I may have met a fake teacher Zeng. ”
"There is only one word of difference between the goddess and the female nerve, laugh and cry!"
"The latest broadcast of "Wilderness God of Food" TV: The Snake Demon Party was established today, the party leader Chen Ergou, party member Lin Yuner, the purpose of this party is to love snakes and play with snakes, and if you want to apply for a friend to join the party, you will get a monthly ticket~"
"Tear up, tear it! I don't have a monthly pass~"
They had a good time, Chen Ergou and Huang Lei were not idle, and they had successfully cut the pig's head. Huang Lei finally washed off the mud and resin armor, but looked at the thick bristles and worried, "The wild boar bristles are too hard, how can this be haired." ”
"If you have an earthen stove, you can just boil the water, but now you can only peel it. Chen Ergou cut the opening at the pig's trotters with a knife, and slowly peeled the skin around, and Huang Lei stabilized the pig's trotters.
Chen Ergou rose up and tore down with brute force, "tear and pull~"
The audience was stunned, "Can the pigskin be torn like this?" However, the scene in front of them directly made people doubt the worldview, a jungler knife kept cutting the wound finely, separating the skin from the flesh.
With the help of delicate knife skills, he tore faster and faster.
The last knife cut off the pig's head, and the entire pigskin was torn off, revealing the subcutaneous fat of the white flowers.
Looking at the almost complete pigskin in Chen Ergou's hand, even Huang Lei began to doubt his life, "Can you still tear the skin like this, I live so big, it's the first time I've seen someone do this!"
Chen He patted his ass and said: "Master Dog, my worship of you is like a surging river and like the water of the Yellow River is out of control, quickly lend me your thighs to hug me, I want to provoke a little fairy spirit." ”
Chen Ergou Lao Shen was "rubbing" and polishing the jungler knife on the stone twice, and said with a murderous face: "Very good, I like to hear others praise me, don't stop, translate it in French, English, Korean, and Greek and praise it one by one." ”
"......" Chen He was suddenly embarrassed, and everyone laughed.
Chen Ergou said: "Come on, help lift it up, let's move quickly, it's time to take out the internal organs." ”
Chen He and Huang Lei supported their two front legs on the left and right, and before they could see Chen Ergou disemboweled, they felt that the knife flashed in front of them, and Chen Ergou had already put away the knife.
"That's it?"
Chen Ergou nodded, walked to the side and patted the belly a few times, and suddenly a blood line broke through the middle, gradually extending from the neck to the tail, and with a little force, the whole pig went into the water "boom" and all flowed down.
At this time, it was already evening, and the sailors who got off work flocked to it, and several live broadcast rooms were full of popularity. In Chen Ergou's main live broadcast room, it has exceeded 25 million popularity, all of whom came to see the pig killing banquet. The sailors who happened to see this scene were all dumbfounded-
"It's too hanging, what kind of knife work. ”
"I'm dazzled, has the dog really gone to the knife?"
"This forces me to give full marks, I'm not afraid of your pride. ”
"Ergouzhi: I have a slash against the wind, do I need to tell you, am I proud?"
Next to him, Xiaomi and Yun'er are both little stars in their eyes, and they instantly become little fan girls.
The cheers on the edge of the beach were so exaggerated that the two people who were busy in the camp were itching, and the Yellow Sect Leader shouted from afar, "Why are you so lively, do you still need help?"
“…… Brother Ming, bring a few broad shrub leaves!"
Hearing the call, the two of them didn't care about the halfway crooked stone stove, and the wind grabbed a few leaves and ran over to watch.
Chen Ergou then began to process the pig's offal.
The people standing here, including Huang Xiaochu, have never done the work of killing pigs in person, so they can only watch him busy.
"Wild boars with crusty fur and thick skin have a very mixed diet, bamboo shoots, herbs, bird eggs, mushrooms, berries, hares, mountain rats, poisonous snakes, centipedes, as long as they can eat, they have to eat everything. They even eat hares and deer cubs. Usually during the Chinese New Year, the countryside says that to do pig killing dishes, generally choose the pork belly part, which is more different from the domestic pig than the domestic pig, and the lean meat is more. ”
He cut off the middle section with a knife and put it on a large leaf, and suddenly the flesh and oil shook, making people drool greedily, "Beautiful, right?"
"Uh-huh," all nodded their heads.
Huang Lei said: "Are we going to make a pig-killing dish, then a pig can make a table." ”
Chen Ergou smiled: "Fat and thin are better when they are mixed together, but this traditional pig-killing dish needs to be cooked for more than an hour." We haven't even boiled the water, I'm afraid we won't have time tonight, and we won't have so much water to make this dish, but fortunately, there are a lot of good things on the wild boar. On top of that, the fatty acids in wild boar meat contain 2.5 times more linoleic acid than regular pork. Do you know linoleic acid?"
Sect Leader Huang said: "I know a little bit about this, it seems to be the most important and necessary fatty acid in the human body, because it cannot be directly synthesized in the human body, and it needs to be extracted from food. ”
Chen Ergou nodded and said, "That's right." Linoleic acid has unique effects on human metabolism, heart, brain, vascular health and anti-tissue cell oxidation. Then he took out the pork belly from the internal organs and said, "If anyone has a stomach problem, the pork belly can come in handy." ”
Millet said: "My stomach is not very good, because the diet is not very healthy. ”
Chen Ergou said: "Then I will save the pork belly for a while, and make a pork belly dish for you to eat tomorrow." ”
"Can pork belly cure stomach problems?" Sect Leader Huang expressed his doubts, "We often eat this thing when we go to the hot pot." ”
Chen Ergou explained: "Limited to the pork belly of wild boars! It is recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica" that wild boar pork belly has the effect of stopping gastritis and strengthening the stomach and replenishing deficiency. ”
Modern medical experiments have also shown that wild boar belly contains a large number of essential amino acids, vitamins and a large number of trace elements, which can help digestion and promote metabolism, especially for gastric bleeding, gastritis, gastric ulcer, intestinal ulcer, etc. ”
Millet glanced at him charmingly, "Thank you." ”
Chen Ergou's heart jumped by her, and he quickly turned his eyes and got busy.
Chen He smiled evilly: "I don't know where the director team is now, and what are you eating at night?"
Peng Yuyan crossed his arms around his chest, and the old god said, "I think so...... Anyway, it won't be better than what we eat. ”
On the small island not far from Poseidon Island, the director team and the rescue team all stayed here, more than a dozen people stared nervously at the surveillance TV, and when it came to the meal, they could only hold the instant noodles bitterly and "snort", and then look at the dazzling ingredients on the screen, all of them wanted to cry without tears: "Who is the one who came to the wilderness to survive?"
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