Chapter 480 [Eyebrow Flying Color Dance (Three Watches)]
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The messy and steaming pig offal was quickly separated, and what should be thrown away was left behind.
More than 30 kilograms of wild boar, remove the internal organs, pig head, and there is not much left. Chen Ergou felt distressed when he saw it, "It's a pity that there is not enough salt in my gourd, if I can marinate it, these meats can be preserved for a longer time, and now I can only solve it quickly." ”
"Brother Huang Lei, please help deal with the pork belly. There are also pigs' large intestines and pigs, and if no one likes to eat them, throw them all away......"
Huang Lei stopped: "Don't, isn't it dirty, I'll clean it." This thing is still very easy to preserve, that is, all the pig's blood is drained, otherwise the blood sausage is a famous dish. ”
Everyone admires him when he sees that he has a clear division of labor and is well organized.
In addition to Chen Ergou, Huang Lei is the one who adapts the fastest.
After processing the internal organs, Chen Ergou finally started his superb [Ku Ding Jieniu] knife work, and soon the whole wild boar quickly transitioned to pork.
In addition to the pig's head for the time being, there is no time to deal with the slotted meat, front leg meat, front elbow, pork knuckle, tenderloin, hind leg meat, pork belly, milk breast, pork rib meat, back elbow, hip tip, and pig tail are all clear at a glance.
The knife work is fast and accurate, and the cutting is smooth.
The jungle knife is not a regular Kuding knife, the blade is wide, and the tip of the knife is not flexible enough, but now this knife is in Chen Ergou's hand, but it can shuttle and flow freely between bone and pork.
No one has ever killed a wild boar to make it a pleasing feeling!
All the people around him circled around him, each holding a leaf in his hand, and all of them were piled with various pieces of meat, and they were all idle, and their faces were full of joy.
"Let's go, go back, there's meat to eat tonight!"
Chen He shouted: "Hurry up, my five internal organs temple is going to rebel." ”
"Everybody's worked hard. ”
"Oba, Sarahhe. ”
Chen Ergou was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "I ...... me too Sara Black. ”
Xiaomi said unhappily: "What do you mean by Sara Black, Yun'er, you are too unreserved, confess everywhere." ”
"Sister~" Yuna began to be coquettish again.
Chen Ergou hurriedly quickened his pace and walked away.
It was already dark, and four drones with their searchlights turned on to their maximum power were hovering overhead, dispelling the invasion of the night. Chen Ergou also sped up his movements, re-erecting the crooked stove, it was obviously the same stone, but in his hands, he fiddled with it in a good way, set up a stew pot, boiled water, and moved in an orderly manner.
In just five minutes, a brand new stove was set up in front of the house, and a barbecue grill was built. Vacate the coals and grill them directly. This construction speed stunned the two Huang Sect Masters for a moment, "Is there any secret to building a stove?"
Chen Ergou said: "I don't have much skill, but I need a little patience." You'll try a few more times next time. ”
Sect Leader Huang and Peng Yuyan were immediately ashamed, reviewed their impatience, and said that they would definitely do better next time.
Chen Ergou smiled and comforted: "It doesn't matter, there will be opportunities in the future." ”
Although his hands-on ability is max, he has to do everything himself, and the efficiency is naturally not high. Everyone started to do it, boiling water, cutting meat, blowing wind, adding firewood.
When Chen Ergou boiled the most delicious parts of the tenderloin in boiling water, the oil splashed out. The crowd next to him swallowed their saliva indecently, waiting for the meat to be cooked.
"What kind of dishes are you cooking these tenderloins?" Huang Lei said strangely, "Didn't you say that you don't want to make pig-killing dishes?"
Chen Ergou said: "I plan to make a raw Gu coconut stew broth." ”
"Artichoke, thatch root, and berries are flavored, and the stew is snake and pork tenderloin. Because according to the usual stewing method, it takes at least two hours to simmer Gu on low heat for more than two hours to be effective, which is too long. So I took some shortcuts and cooked the tenderloin first. Because drinking water is not very sufficient, it is necessary to make full use of it. As he spoke, he cut off a coconut head with a knife, and suddenly the pure coconut water rippled with firelight, attracting everyone's attention.
"I'll give it a go, the original Gu coconut soup, this is a good thing that can only be drunk in a restaurant. Chen He is obviously an old driver, and he smiled when he heard the name.
Sect Leader Huang smiled: "It's not an ordinary restaurant yet, you need to go to a specific restaurant to have this dish." ”
"I can't wait. Peng Yuyan was full of morale, "My stomach is unbearable hunger and thirst." ”
Huang Lei said: "No wonder you prepare so many coconuts to keep, it's delicious to listen to!"
Yuna may be too tired to sit next to her and swallow saliva, she doesn't quite understand what this dish is, but the name is quite nice. Listening to everyone's praise, I am also full of expectations.
When cooking and eating in the wild, the most common thing is naturally barbecue, and Chen Ergou didn't let them be idle.
Do it yourself.
Skewer the meat with some twigs to grill the meat, grill the crab. Anyone can do this kind of thing, and there is a special sense of achievement: watching the snake meat and pork change color little by little, the meat gradually overflows, and the mouth will also moisturize**. When the saliva is overflowing, you can intermittently hear the sound of swallowing saliva, which has a unique flavor.
Chen Ergou took out his baby gourd, mixed some barbecue ingredients and spread them evenly, and twisted out the sea salt to taste. The fragrance suddenly began to waft away, and several heads came over, looking at the barbecue grill.
"Alright, you bake it slowly, be careful not to get burned when you flip it. ”
"Understand and understand~"
"We'll do it ourselves. ”
After sending away this group of "starving ghosts reincarnated", Chen Ergou turned to busy with slate barbecue.
Everyone talked and laughed, joking with each other, and the atmosphere was very good for a while.
Chen Ergou noticed that Xiaomi, who was sitting on the side smiling, was a little silent, and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"
Xiaomi hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice: "My face has some hot pain, I'm afraid it's allergic!"
When Yun'er heard this, she also covered her face and said, "Me too, my face is a little dry." ”
When everyone heard this, they all stopped and looked at them worriedly.
Yuna is okay, after all, she is young, and although she is a little ruddy, it is not a sign of allergies. Xiaomi's originally fair face is now an abnormal flush, her hair is a little wet and sticky to her scalp because of too much sweating, and the bangs on her forehead are also tied together, which looks a little embarrassed.
The performance of the two girls today conquered everyone, not pretentious, not pretentious, and rare to show their true temperament, which not only won the love of the audience, but also the treasure of the Justice League.
Along the way, I worked hard with everyone, and I did no less than the boys, but none of them ever complained of tiredness or pain. …… If Chen Ergou hadn't taken the initiative to ask this time, I'm afraid he wouldn't have said it.
The audience saw it in their eyes, and they were very distressed-
"Bitter my goddess!"
"It's not easy, running around on a desert island with a group of men, and going into the woods to catch snakes and kill pigs. ”
"What if I get a tan?"
"I didn't like Mu Yi Xiaomi before, but after this show, I turned black to a fan. ”
Boys don't have a lot of tanning, but you can't ignore the fact that they are girls, and they are actresses who eat with their faces. Just to participate in a variety show, they sunburned their faces, then they were guilty.
Sect Leader Huang handed over his kettle, "I still have water here, drink more." Drinking plenty of water can help the body metabolize toxins. ”
"The sun is a bit scorching today, but there shouldn't be any direct sun in the woods. ”
"It was after the afternoon, and they followed us everywhere. ”
"Wash your face, maybe it'll feel better. ”
Everyone is concerned about finding ways and coming up with ideas.
Chen Ergou thought about it, broke open a coconut with a knife, and poured coconut water into the kettle of the two, so that their kettle always had water to drink. Slice the coconut meat into slices of crystal thin, and comforted: "Don't worry, I'll put a mask on you, the original coconut meat mask, the effect is definitely stronger than cosmetics, whitening and beauty, tomorrow morning to ensure that the original appearance will be restored." Do you want to apply it?"
"Yes!"
Xiaomi replied categorically.
"I want it too, I want it too. Yuna was not to be outdone.
Chen Ergou nodded, used his knife skills, and slipped a thin layer of coconut meat inside the coconut and pasted it on their faces. Xiaomi felt cold on her face, and the hot feeling really subsided a lot, and she suddenly smiled happily.
A big man helps two delicate women apply facial masks, which looks a little ambiguous.
Chen Ergou did it very seriously, and he couldn't see the extension of blasphemy in his eyes.
In fact, it is not possible for everyone to slice coconut meat with a uniform thickness from a coconut. Superb knife work is one thing. There is only one jungler knife and an ordnance shovel that can be used as a knife in the team, the ordnance shovel is not suitable, the jungle knife is too sharp, and he is not used to accidentally cutting himself, so he can only continue to finish it patiently.
It was Yun'er's turn, taking advantage of Chen Ergou's inattention, her tongue curled, and a piece of coconut meat at the corner of her mouth was rolled into her mouth and chewed a few times. When Chen Ergou turned his head and continued to apply the mask, he stopped his mouth again. After doing this three times, Chen Ergou was surprised, "Why is there always a piece missing, don't get rid of it." ”
"Hee-hee~" Yuna snickered.
Millet said: "She, she was all eaten." ”
Chen Ergou glared, "Eat the mask too, how hungry are you." ”
Peng Yuyan said funny: "Master dog, I am also sunburned, help me apply a little." ”
"I want it too, I want it too~" Chen He spoke in a thin voice, his head resting on Peng Yuyan's shoulder and coquettishly. Yun'er was not embarrassed at all when she watched him learn from herself, and she grinned in amusement. She is completely integrated into the big group, everyone spoils her very much, and she doesn't have much thought about it herself, she just thinks it's fun to joke with everyone.
However, the barrage in the live broadcast room was dirty-
"66666 Teacher Zeng, old driver, what do you want. "I want me to ~ how to feel like watching an action movie. "I really want a handsome guy to help me put on a coconut meat mask." "The dog is really warm. "In other words, the chrysanthemum resources on the desert island are also very important, so you can follow the two of them. ”……
It's a pity that Chen Ergou is hard-hearted, and he doesn't reply: "Sea mud can also be used as a mask, if you go to the beach and pick up a ball of silt, the effect will not be bad when you put it on." ”
"Eccentric, I put a mask on a girl so gently, but I was told to apply sea mud. ”
Chen Ergou patted him on the shoulder and said, "There are not many coconuts, in fact, I also want to put on a few coconut masks." If you don't eat coconut Gu, then help you apply it. ”
"Ah~" The two of them were dumbfounded, and hurriedly waved their hands and said, "Forget it, the gains outweigh the losses." More important than this face, the stomach. ”
The two babies in the team are fine, and the atmosphere is naturally harmonious again.
"Zizi~"
A moment later, suddenly a heart-wrenching sound sounded on the stone slab, instantly stealing all sight.
"Wow~" The foodies just glanced at it, and they were already not calm.
I saw Chen Ergou cut a few slices of wild boar meat evenly and threw them on the hot stone slab to fry. Suddenly heated, the pork was roasted in a dark curl, and oil splashed on the slate. I threw a few pieces of white snake meat, which were also evenly formed, and they were roasted orange-yellow as soon as they landed on the slate, which was in excellent condition.
"Gollum~" Yuna swallowed a mouthful of saliva so hard that she almost knocked off the mask.
Taking advantage of everyone's barbecue, Chen Ergou took out another coconut, and the coconut water fell into Yun'er and Xiaomi's portable kettle as usual, and the remaining coconut meat was crushed into coconut meat puree with a goose warm stone, stirred some berry juice liquid that discarded the kernel into it, and tasted it carefully, there was a sour feeling in the sweetness, which was very refreshing.
"Puff~"
When the slate barbecue was almost done, Chen Ergou evenly sprinkled the coconut milk berry sauce on the roasted tender yellow snake meat and pork belly. Then sprinkle with a dripping sea salt and a secret barbecue sauce made by the "Little Master".
"呲呲~"
Instantly, a thick white smoke mixed with the aroma of meat and coconut wafted through the air, drilling into everyone's nostrils. Everyone present couldn't help but make the same action, which was to suck the nostrils, and then irritate the mouth saliva to secrete, and couldn't help but swallow the saliva.
"It's so fragrant~!"
Countless viewers in the live broadcast room also burst into tears, "I know!~"
"Poisoning in the middle of the night is so torturous!"
"I look hungry, the original white snake meat is now orange-yellow, and it looks so good. ”
"Master Dog's slate barbecue skills have grown again. ”
"The original wilderness survival program was stunned to be completed as a desert island exclusive program, and I was also convinced!"
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With such a fragrance, it is really unbearable, and the foodie Chen He has the fastest hands and feet, and took the lead in running over and said: "Teammates, today I, Chen He, with the spirit of fearless sacrifice, am willing to test the poison for everyone, and taste whether this evil poisonous snake is poisonous or not, you are welcome!"
Chen Ergou picked up a piece of pork and fed it to him, Chen He couldn't wait to take a big bite, "Oh~" He was so anxious that he jumped to his feet so hot that he just refused to open his mouth and spit out the pork. With a strange scream in his mouth, the aroma of pork completely occupied his mouth and conquered his taste buds.
"How's it going?"
Where can Chen He answer?
Of course, other people will not be stupid to wait for him to experience it, they all put down the roast in their hands, and run to eat it.
The slices of meat fell into their mouths, and they all looked in a trance, subconsciously covering their mouths, and the delicacy exploded in an instant. The combination of sweet and sour and a smell of the forest makes people feel like a fairy, "It's so delicious!"
Huang Lei said: "My God, the best barbecue!Millet, don't care about the mask, the stomach is more important, come and try it." ”
Peng Yuyan shouted, "It's not in vain that I've waited so long!"
Sect Leader Huang wiped his eyes, and he didn't know whether to wipe his sweat or tears, and said with a look of admiration: "It's really delicious." Ergou, I'm completely convinced of you. ”
"I'll taste it, and Oba will give me a piece. ”
Yun'a was worried that the mask would fall to the ground, so she tilted her head and walked over in a funny posture and asked Chen Ergou to feed her a piece. Chen Ergou picked up a piece of freshly roasted snake meat and handed it over, she was smart, she knew that she would blow before eating before taking a bite, "Puff~"
A splash of juice flew in front of the camera, and the audience was stunned, "Is there a !! in the legendary gravy-splashed barbecue reproducing the rivers and lakes?"
The audience was dumbfounded, "Is it so exaggerated?"
"Is it really that delicious?"
"I absolutely don't believe it's so delicious, it's all drag...... Gollum!"
"Who's swallowing saliva...... Damn, my brothers in the back seat of the Internet café all came over to take a peek. ”
Of course, Chen Ergou didn't forget Xiaomi, he put a piece of wild boar meat into her red lips and asked, "How about tasting it?"
"Eun, en. ”
Millet purred her mouth, unable to speak, and her little head that kept nodding was about to become a nodding worm, and it took a long time for a long time to let out a long sigh, and her eyes were shining and stared at Chen Ergou and said: "It turns out that this is a wild boar, there is some sweet and sour in the gravy, and there is a smell of the forest." It's so delicious, is it your topping?"
Chen Ergou said with a smile: "The ingredients are part of the reason. Wild boar meat is the best, and their food is also excellent, and the natural food they eat every day is the natural food in the jungle, and the meat tastes naturally not bad. ”
After everyone has eaten the barbecue, they can't wait to eat the next piece, scrambling to squat on the side, for fear of being preempted.
Fortunately, in the slate barbecue, Chen Ergou had already cut the meat slices very thinly, and they could be cooked with a slight fry. On the other side, the charcoal barbecue was almost over, everyone ate and grilled, and the banquet finally began to operate normally.
"Oh, this is the banquet. ”
"A real banquet!"