Chapter 281: The Elusive Woman
Su Nuannuan said weakly: "Shall we call the police?"
Xia Qing rolled her eyes: "Report a fart policeman, don't we have a policewoman here?"
Gao Yan didn't change her face: "As the strongest woman on the earth, Sister Yun Xi's danger index is definitely SSSS-level. Obviously, we ordinary criminal police can't handle it, and I'm afraid we will have to transfer tanks and fighter planes from the army. ”
Xia Qing sweated profusely.
Shangguan Xue'er couldn't listen to it anymore: "Yanyan, don't say that Yunxi is like a Super Saiyan, no matter how strong a person is, it's just a bullet, at most a sniper bullet." ”
"Then you'll have to fight too. Gao Yan paused, and then said: "When it comes to bare-handed fighting, I really don't think that anyone else can beat Sister Yunxi." Of course, her eldest aunt's strength will be weaker in those days. ”
Saying this, Xia Qing was not convinced.
In her opinion, her sister's strength is by no means below Sister Yunxi.
"Not necessarily. I think Sister Xia Xue is also very strong. At this time, Shangguan Xue'er said suddenly.
"Oh, I forgot about Sister Xia Xue. Now that I think about it, Sister Xia Xue is really a real person. After Gao Yan finished speaking, she said to herself: "When will Sister Yunxi and Sister Xia Xue fight, you will know who is more powerful." ”
The corners of Xia Qing's mouth twitched: "Hey, Gao Yan, don't make trouble." My sister never fights. ”
"Ladies and gentlemen, while you were arguing about some inconsequential matters, Brother Bao might have been killed. I think, should we call the police?" At this time, Su Nuannuan said again.
"Let's go over and have a look. Xia Qing said.
The three of them walked over together.
Got to the door.
"Uh, what now?
"Hehehe, I don't want to die yet. Su Nuannuan hurriedly said.
Xia Qing didn't speak, walked over directly, and knocked on the door.
But no one opened the door.
"Hey, Brother Bao won't really ......"
Xia Qing was also a little out of breath and began to knock on the door violently.
Still no one opened the door.
Just as Xia Qing was about to kick the door with her foot, the door suddenly opened, and Yun Xi appeared at the door.
"What are you doing?"
Su Nuannuan stretched out her head to take a look, and said weakly: "That, is Brother Bao still alive?"
"Not dead. ”
"It's good if you don't die, missing arms and legs are trivial things, just save your life. ”
Yun Xi tugged at Su Nuannuan's ears and smiled: "Nuan Nuan, in your eyes, am I so cruel? Shouldn't I be the gentlest and kindest woman in this world?"
"It couldn't be more true. Su Nuannuan immediately said: "Sister Yun Xi is not only sexy and beautiful, but also gentle and virtuous, and she is definitely a model and model for women all over the world." ”
"Uh-huh, that's a good point, go ahead. ”
Su Nuannuan swallowed her saliva and continued to pat her ass: "I often feel ashamed that I can't be a woman like Sister Yunxi. However, it was such a perfect woman who was dumped ......"
Xia Qing and the others all had a big change in their faces, and they automatically retreated three steps.
Only then did Su Nuannuan realize that she seemed to have said something taboo.
Really!
Sister Yunxi smiled and said, "Xiao Nuannuan, who told you that I fell out of love?"
"Guess, we've all brainstormed the conclusion. Su Nuannuan decisively sold his teammates.
Xia Qing and the others all looked at Su Nuannuan with a look of resentment.
Su Nuannuan was ready for the storm, but the expected storm did not come.
Yun Xi sighed: "Alas, you guessed right. Miss Ben was indeed dumped. ”
"it, someone really dares to dump Sister Yun Xi? Isn't he afraid of being dismembered by Sister Yun Xi?" Gao Yan exclaimed.
Yun Xi's face darkened: "Hey, what do you all think of me?"
Gao Yan hurriedly said: "No, I think it's incredible." On this planet, there are people who will get rid of Sister Yun Xi. ”
"I brought up the breakup. Because, he has other women in his heart. Yun Xi said lightly.
"Uh, is there a misunderstanding?" Xia Qing said.
He himself admitted it. Moreover, what made the old lady unhappy was that once she fell asleep after having a bang with the old lady, and she called other women's names in her dreams. I didn't hear anyone's name, but it was definitely not my name. Yun Xi gritted his teeth: "It's a shame." ”
"That, Sister Yunxi, what about Tao Bao?" Although Yun Xi's gossip was very attractive, Xia Qing was more concerned about Tao Bao's current situation now.
"Oh, tidy up in the house. I'll go back to Black Rose Apartment later. Yun Xi said.
"Sure enough, it was suppressed......"
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Before he finished speaking, Su Nuannuan was rewarded by Yun Xi.
Su Nuannuan smiled and entered the house, Tao Bao was packing his luggage in the bedroom.
"Brother Bao, a manly husband can't be so cowardly. She tells you to go back, and you go back. Su Nuan said warmly.
Tao Bao smiled: "Sister Yunxi said that if I go back, I can be the apartment administrator." I said yes. ”
"Nani, what about me?"
"Of course I was fired. ”
Su Nuannuan: ......
"Impossible! I have a deep relationship with Sister Yun Xi, and I will never fire me!" Su Nuannuan ran out again after speaking: "Sister Yun Xi, Tao Bao said, is it true that you let him be the administrator of the apartment?"
"That's right. ”
"What about me?"
"Of course I was fired. ”
Su Nuannuan: ......
"Why, how can this be? The world is so cruel. Su Nuannuan looked depressed.
Yun Xi ignored Su Nuannuan, but looked at Xia Qing and the others, and said, "The reason why Tao Bao is the administrator is to prevent you from recruiting men in again when I am not there." And Tao Bao is a man, just like a male lion, and a second male lion will never be allowed in the territory. ”
"Uh...... The analogy seems apt, but it always feels weird. ”
"I said, Sister Yunxi, what kind of deal did you make with Tao Bao? What do you think, your attitude has changed too quickly?" At this time, Gao Yan bravely told what everyone was thinking in her heart.
"I just thought about it out of the blue, and it didn't seem nice to have a man in the apartment. Yun Xi stretched: "Okay, I'll go back first, you help Tao Bao pack his luggage." ”
After saying that, Yunxi yawned and left.
After Yun Xi left, Su Nuannuan and Gao Yan immediately ran to Tao Bao.
"Hey, Tao Bao, tell me honestly, what ulterior agreement did you reach with Sister Yun Xi?" Gao Yan took out the posture of interrogating the prisoner.
Unfortunately, Tao Bao was not affected.
He rolled his eyes and said, "If, I say, I was threatened to go back to the apartment, would you believe me?"
"Uh-huh. Su Nuannuan and Gao Yan both nodded again and again: "Sure enough, that's the case." Sister Yun Xi's mind is really elusive. ”
"The two women with the strongest combat power on this planet, Xia Xue can't see what she's thinking, and Sister Yun Xi can't guess what she's thinking. Gao Yan muttered to herself.
At this time, Xia Qing also came in.
She sighed and said, "Sister Yunxi asked you to help pack your luggage, not to let you study gossip." ”
After speaking, Xia Qing began to help Tao Bao sort out his luggage, and then accidentally sorted out a box of unsealed sets......... Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.