Gao Yan and Su Nuannuan glanced at each other, and their eyes lit up.

"Wow, wow, is this the legendary bag that can hold vitality bullets?" Su Nuannuan exclaimed.

"What a mess. This is called condoms, commonly known as condoms, abbreviated as TT, and is the enemy of all mankind. Gao Yan actually explained to Su Nuannuan in a serious way: "Nuan Nuan, since the birth of this thing, do you know how many of our compatriots have been killed......?"

"Shut up!" Xia Qing glared back at Gao Yan fiercely.

Gao Yan was taken aback: "Yes." ”

Qing Baobao is powerful, even the demon king Yunxi has to be afraid of it.

Xia Qing twisted her head, looked at Su Nuannuan and said, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, count. ”

"Count what?"

"How many minutes did Tao Bao and Sister Yun Xi do? I calculated the time just now, counting the time to undress and put on clothes and foreplay, Tao Bao did it for less than ten minutes, fast gunner. ”

Tao Bao and Xia Qing both faced dark.

"Ahem, Nuan Nuan, it can't be counted like that. Could it be that we interrupted it before it was over?"

"Oh! ”

Baby Qing seems to be even more angry.

"Yanyan, what's wrong with Qingqing?" Su Nuannuan said in a low voice.

Gao Yan spread her hands: "How do I know? ”

"Hey, women are really troublesome. ”

"You're a woman too. ”

At this time, Xia Qing spoke again: "Two beauties, if you don't want to pack your things, will you be so troubled that you can go out?" ”

Both of them are not good at housework, to be precise, they don't like housework, and when they heard this, they left immediately.

After Gao Yan and Su Nuannuan left, Tao Bao hurriedly said, "This, it's not mine." ”

"It's not yours, is it my dad?!" Xia Qing was furious.

"You're right. ”

Xia Qing: ......

Xia Qingpi smiled and said, "Tao Bao, do you dare to be more shameless?"

"No, it's really my father-in-law's. The day before yesterday, my father-in-law and I didn't go to the bathing center. Then, I drew a tourist ticket to Hawaii, and my father-in-law drew a condom, and later, he threw it to me. ”

"Even if my dad drew it, but what's the deal with this opening? Could it be my dad's use too?!"

"Well, it's useless, I don't know. Anyway, before your dad went on a business trip, I put a sleeve in his briefcase. Walking the rivers and lakes, traveling in other places, these are all essential props. Tao Bao said.

Xia Qing: ......

At this moment, Qing Baobao's heart is broken.

Such a caring son-in-law, no, ex-son-in-law can!!

After a long time, Xia Qing finally calmed down again.

"What did you and Sister Yun Xi do?" Xia Qing said again.

"Alas. Tao Bao smiled slightly bitterly: "What do you think, what will we do?"

"I, why should I care about you?!"

Tao Bao: ......

"Alright, alright, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and pack your things. Xia Qing said.

Then, Sunny Baby accidentally saw a brand-new inflatable doll.

It was given to Tao Bao by her sister.

It's a bit of a madness.

"What are you keeping for this? Xia Qing made a gesture to throw away the inflatable doll.

"Wait a minute. Tao Bao hurriedly said: "How can my girlfriend litter? Am I the kind of person who always abandons me?"

Xia Qing pouted: "You're so embarrassed to say it." You are no different from Sister Yun Xi's ex-boyfriend, they are both eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, and stepping on two boats. ”

The corners of Tao Bao's mouth twitched slightly.

This is completely irrefutable.

Xia Qing's eyes fell on the inflatable doll again, and she sighed: "Forget it, it's because my sister gave it to you, so you are reluctant to throw it away." ”

Xia Qing clenched her fists and said angrily: "Sister control bastards should go to God!"

Tao Bao didn't dare to squeak.

After packing my luggage, it was already past eleven o'clock in the morning when I returned to the Black Rose apartment.

Gao Yan and Su Nuannuan sat in the living room watching TV.

"Yanyan, where is the female demon king?" Xia Qing asked casually.

Gao Yan pointed to the kitchen: "I'm cooking with Sister Xue'er." ”

"What?" Xia Qing was obviously taken aback: "Big devil, isn't it, Sister Yun Xi actually cooks by herself?"

"You're also surprised, since I stayed in the Black Rose Apartment, I've seen Sister Yun Xi cook twice. Once her brother came, and once Huangfu Xuan came. Oh, speaking of Huangfu Xuan, do you think it's Sister Yun Xi's ex-boyfriend? Because Sister Yun Xi doesn't seem to have many male friends. Su Nuan said warmly.

"Huangfu Xuan, well, there is indeed a possibility. Huangfu Xuan and Sister Yun Xi are of the same age, tall and mighty, handsome and compelling, and they are a good match for Sister Yun Xi. Gao Yan also said.

Xia Qing also smiled and said, "That's probably him, otherwise Sister Yun Xi would never cook for him." ”

At this time, Shangguan Xue'er poked her head out of the kitchen and said, "You are too loud, Yun Xi is already accumulating anger, and he will be transformed into a sanction for you later." ”

Tao Bao sweated slightly: "You think Sister Yunxi is Nar!"

At this time, Yun Xi spoke in the kitchen: "Xue'er, don't pay attention to them. Later, I'll sprinkle some of my silver holy water in their bowls. ”

Burst!

The people in the living room vomited blood en masse.

"Awesome! worthy of the Demon King. ”

"I'm still immature. ”

The corners of Tao Bao's mouth also twitched.

"No wonder the yellow atmosphere in this apartment is so strong, it turns out that there is a leading sister. ”

Tao Bao had a strange mind.

Actually, when he first met Yun Xi. Yun Xi also likes to tell yellow jokes, but after the two dated, Yun Xi never told meat jokes again. After a long time, Tao Bao forgot that Yunxi was originally a dirty talker.

Shangguan Xue'er smiled and said, "However, then again, it's really unusual. You will personally cook for Tao Bao to make a reception feast. ”

"What do you mean? Queen Ben will cook for him? ”

When Tao Bao moved his luggage back to room six, lunch was ready.

Quite a hearty table of dishes.

Su Nuannuan looked at the food with greedy eyes, and her saliva was about to flow out: "Wow, after half a year, I was lucky enough to eat the food cooked by Sister Yun Xi again, and it is not a pity to die." ”

"It's worth dying!" Xia Qing sighed: "Really, how did you get admitted to Tunghai University?"

"Alright, stop talking nonsense, let's eat. Yun Xi smiled.

Su Nuannuan glanced at the rice in front of her, and didn't dare to move her chopsticks.

"Alas, no holy water, just kidding. Yun Xi rolled his eyes and said.

Su Nuannuan began to transport all kinds of delicacies to her bowl.

"Sister Yunxi, what is the purpose of your coming back this time?" Xia Qing said.

"Oh, come back on a blind date. Yun Xi said.

Ahem!

Tao Bao choked directly.

"Tao Bao, what are you excited about?" Xia Qing said.

"Uh, no, the rice is stuck in my throat. Tao Bao hurriedly said.

Xia Qing said angrily: "Like a child." ”

After speaking, Xia Qing got up and poured Tao Bao a glass of cold boiled water, and then returned to his seat.

Then, Xia Qing realized that everyone's eyes were on her.

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