Chapter 287: Li Shuo who was targeted by a dog
"Teacher... Are you really taking us to dinner?" Wu Xiarong asked, licking his little lips.
"It's not the first time I've taken you to eat. Li Shuo, who was driving the car, was speechless.
"Hehe... I know what Xia Rong means, she thought the teacher would buy it for us anymore because she ate too much last time, right, Xia Rong?"
Yin Pumei's words made Wu Xiarong's little face red: "It's not, I'm just asking, and last time Sister Pumei, you didn't eat less than me." ”
The conversation between the two made Li Shuo laugh, the last time the two of them said was the time when Park Chulong followed him to travel to Sister Flowers.
Li Shuo took a group of six people to eat seafood hot pot, which is a kind of local tyrant hot pot newly developed by Red Panda, which has octopus, oysters, shrimp, oysters and a lot of fresh vegetables.
Those six people are really thieves who can eat, I don't know how much seafood was added, Li Shuo's eyes widened, of course, Li Shuo's eyes widened here, not because of spending money, he was very surprised, why are the girls in Hancheng so able to eat.
After eating, Li Shuo took six little girls to buy snacks, all of which were the best snacks bought, like what honey butter potato chips, this snack sold more than 5 billion yuan as soon as it came out, and it was out of stock several times, becoming the darling of celebrities on SNS! The honey butter potato chips that created the myth of the circulation industry in Hancheng are different from the salty taste of ordinary potato chips, and the sweet honey, butter and crisp and slightly salty potato chips are perfectly combined, so delicious that you can't stop!
There is also chocolate pie, the 42-year-old Holiyo chocolate pie is one of the most representative snacks in Hancheng, according to the Hancheng food program "Wednesday Food Fair", the chocolate pie is the most sold snack in Koreatown so far, with a total cumulative volume of 2.3 trillion won! Not long ago, Haoliyou launched the "Banana Flavored Chocolate Pie", which caused a huge response in Hancheng.
Banana milk, Malrang co milk fudge, Market O brownies, Holiyo cake fish.... That day, it cost Lee Seok about nearly 3 million won.
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After a while, the car stopped.
At this time, the little ones sitting in the car, as soon as they saw the name of the store, immediately let out a 'wow' sound, and then they all snickered their joy, because the store that Li Shuo brought the little ones to was a store specializing in selling black pork from Jeju Island.
Jeju black pork is 3 times more expensive than regular pork, and even more expensive than Hangbo, which Hanseong is proud of. The reason for this is that the annual production of black pigs in Jeju is only 70,000 heads. Black pigs raised naturally at the foot of Mt. Halla, where the average temperature is 16°C, eat citrus, carrots, and other clean ingredients from Jeju Island, so they do not have the unique flavor of pork, and the fat is not greasy, but it is very strong, and the meat is very juicy.
The price is 15,000 won and 170 grams.... It is equivalent to 264 yuan a pound of pork, which is definitely a sky-high price of pork.
"Teacher... Are you inviting us to eat black pork?" Wu Xiarong looked at Li Shuo with starry eyes.
This made Li Shuo laugh: "It seems that you didn't say last time, you want to eat black pork, come and eat it today, how about it, the teacher is not bad, right?"
"Hmm.... Nodding again and again, Wu Xiarong pursed his mouth and said, "Teacher, I love you." ”
"Haha... The sentence I love you made Li Shuo laugh again: "I don't want you to love, because I know that you love me now because of black pork, the problem is that I don't want to be a black pig." ”
"Hee-hee... The other girls laughed too.
In this way, a group of seven people walked into the store, which is called the Black Dolphin House, which is an annex of the Black Dolphin House on Jeju Island, and the store has 450 seats, which is very spacious.
However, the position is to sit cross-legged like Koreans, which is very tiring, so Li Shuo is asking for a box, and there are cushion seats in the treasure chest.
In addition to black pork, this is more famous is the roast pork sauce meat, it is said that this sauce meat, is a chef with 30 years of cooking experience with pork bone soup, licorice, jujube and other more than 30 kinds of materials to prepare a special seasoning marinated black pork, the taste is rich, delicious, but really fake, only their own know, however, the taste is still very good.
If you order a few more bottles of Jeju makgeolli rice wine for 6,500 won, you can eat meat and drink a lot of wine, and you can drink it in a big gulp because it is rice wine.
As soon as the waiter in the store came, Li Shuo ordered 30 servings of black pork, and there were seven people here who could eat all of them, and I didn't know if 30 servings were enough.
In addition to the black pork, I also ordered the roast pork sauce meat, and the rice wine was not ordered for the time being, because there were several people in APINK who did not meet the age standard.
Soon... The pork belly is coming up .... Seeing such a thick, well-textured pork belly, the little guys' saliva is a little uncontrollable.
The pork belly is served with potatoes, mushrooms, and pork rinds.
Jung Eun-jeong began to grill the anchovy paste on a copper net, and according to the Busan girl's experience, when the pork belly is sizzling, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the anchovy sauce begins to bubble up. At this time, the barbecue is dipped in anchovy sauce and put in the mouth, the deliciousness of the anchovy sauce neutralizes the oiliness of the pork, and the umami of the sea and the game of the mountains linger in the mouth at the same time, and the fragrance and saltiness are just right, and the deliciousness is irresistible.
And just when the little ones were enjoying the delicious Jeju Island Black Pig with Li Shuo, Li Shuo received a call from Nam You-jeong, and the content of the call was about Snoopy Dog.
Li Shuo asked about the reactions of the major entertainment companies in Hancheng, and after the reply he got was pretending to be dead, Li Shuo also laughed and asked, "Is YG Entertainment indifferent?"
Why did Lee Seok ask YG Entertainment, because YG is one of the largest entertainment agencies in Hanseong and the entertainment company with the most hip hop singers in Korea.
When he heard Nam Youzheng say that YG Entertainment didn't take action, Li Shuo laughed and said, "That has nothing to do with us, don't worry, if there is a follow-up, it will be YG Entertainment who will die." ”
Then Li Shuo hung up the phone and continued to eat meat with his little guys, but what he didn't expect was that he didn't know if Li Shuo's crow mouth was too accurate, and a few days later, YG Entertainment was scolded by the people of Hancheng!
Seriously, YG Entertainment should be scolded, because it's so columsy, he doesn't even have the courage to fight, Lao Yang is also an old man who leads Hip Hop music, and this time for the safety of his own artists, he silently made a turtle with a shrunken head, because he could hide from it.
Who knew that Snoopy Dogger didn't let go of this big turtle, and the bite from YG Entertainment made Li Shuo not know what to say, Lao Yang wanted to dodge, but he didn't expect that this dog was just going to promote himself, so he bit even harder!
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Snoopy Dog is worthy of being called a dog, and generally dogs don't let go when they bite it, just when everyone in Hancheng was silent, this guy began to insult Hancheng on the variety show of the United States:
"I think the so-called rap singers in Hancheng are basically pretending to say RAP, they don't know what RAP is, they just twist their bodies desperately and shout some words that are very idiotic.
There was once a Hancheng company that wanted me to work with their company's so-called rap singer, but unfortunately, the foundation of the rap singer was really poor, and I didn't even know what he was singing on the tape he sent me, and for a few minutes, he seemed to be saying the same words.
Hanseong is a really sad country, everything will only learn from us. ”
Snoopy Dogg's words made the citizens of several other Asian countries laugh to death, and they left messages under this Snoopy Dogg's video:
"Haha... I can't do it, the dog is mighty, now the people of Hancheng are planted, look at what face they still have to sing RAP, it's just too funny. ”
"It's already the second insult, and the group of Hancheng people are going to jump angrily this time. ”
"The dog is mighty, I love the dog. ”
"It's funny, listen to it and laugh once, I really want to see the faces of the people of Hancheng who are angry, who do you think you are, and now you are slapped in the face, right?"
"Today is very cool, thank you dog, continue to scold, we support you. ”
"Master Dog is a rapper in the United States, his words must be right, and now the people of Hancheng are bitter. ”
"What about Zhilong... Isn't it the No. 1 RAP Emperor in Hancheng, come out and take two steps?"
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However, what is embarrassing is that when some Asian countries saw Hancheng being humiliated and cheered, suddenly, the Snoopy Dog said on TV again: "Of course, he thinks that the RAP of other Asian countries is not as good as Hancheng's, because Hancheng's RAP can at least be heard, and the RAP of other Asian countries is simply unlistening." ”
Finally, the sound of ridicule stopped abruptly, but the sound of ridicule from these Asian countries stopped abruptly, but the discussion on Hancheng's side came out.
You must know that Hancheng people are the most powerful country in peeling, and the A man, B, woman, C dog reported in the news, as long as you give a little clue, then Hancheng people can definitely pick up the real information of these A men, B women, and C dogs.
So soon, the company that was going to work with Snoop Dog, as well as the RAP singer who Snoop Dogg called too poor a foundation, were found out.
It's not another company, it's the famous YG Entertainment, and the RAP singer who was criticized for having a poor foundation is Kwon Ji-ryong, and in an instant, this result made Han Cheng start to get restless:
"Do you want to continue to be patient, and YG Entertainment really wants to be so indifferent?"
"I've seen people who are timid, but YG Entertainment really refreshed my three views, and I was still so indifferent when I was pointed at and scolded. ”
"YG Entertainment, can you be a little bloody, at least respond?"
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No matter how excited the people of Hancheng were, Lao Yang just didn't respond anyway, of course, he couldn't respond, because the response was meaningless, and he had nothing to take out to fight that Snoopy dog.
Although YG Entertainment's stock price has been falling all the time, Yang knows that if he really can't help it, he will be paired with that Snoop Doge, and YG Entertainment's stock price will fall even harder.
It's just that at this time, a person who reaped the benefits came out, Park Jae-beom... In 2009, the leader of JYP's 2PM group released their second Korean EP "2:00PM Time For Change", and won the first place in the music program with "Again & Again". In September, the news of Park Jae-beom's resignation from the team was reported due to negative social comments caused by comments made on his personal website, and he returned to his hometown of Seattle to avoid public opinion.
Park Jae-beom's inappropriate remark was that Hanseong is a gay-like country, my God, it was a comprehensive boycott, and Park Jin-young of JYP couldn't withstand the pressure of the whole people at all, and the people of Hanseong at that time were like crazy, their eyes were red, and they wanted to kill this guy.
But after getting Park Jae-bum away, the media and people of Hancheng began to reflect again, whether it was too harsh, did he really have a problem with his brain, and what is more interesting is that not long after, the media and people of Hancheng admitted that they were too radical at that time.
. B's "Nothing on you", returned to Hancheng in June of the same year to star in the Hollywood film "Hype Nation", and on July 13, he released his first solo mini album "Trust Me" to win the first place in the pre-sale ranking of Hancheng records.
This turmoil made Park Jae-beom's company see an opportunity, so that Park Jae-bum got more attention from the people of Hanseong, just when YG Entertainment was making a shrunken turtle, Park Jae-bum attacked, of course, Park Jae-beom's attack was not to win, because the gap between Park Jae-bum and that Snoop Dogg is still very big, so Park Jae-bum is running for the glory of defeat, he is going to step on YG Entertainment and Kwon Ji-ryong to climb up.
Because when YG Entertainment and Kwon Ji-ryong were silent, the people of Hanseong needed a hero to stand up bravely, and even if the hero lost, he was still honored, and Park Jae-beom's company found that the benefits would outweigh the disadvantages this time.
So on the second day of YG Entertainment and Kwon Ji Ryong's silence, they issued a statement: Han Cheng's RAP is not so unscrupulous, although the rap of the rice country is really strong, but the rapper of Han Cheng still has his own advantages, although you are strong, but I am fearless,"
Not much, but very inspiring, Park Jae-bum attracted a lot of support from the people of Hanseong, compared to YG Entertainment and Kwon Ji-ryong.
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Of course, Park Jae-beom's final result was also more helpless, and that Snoopy Dogg showed a happy expression after seeing Park Jae-beom's remarks again, and responded: My song entered the billboard in the United States, what about yours?
Snoopy Dogg's response, which is right in the heart of Park Jae-beom's company, soon... Park Jae-beom's company issued a statement that it would release Park Jae-bum's first mini album "Take A Deeper Look" in a month.
And as soon as this album was launched, it immediately swept all the music charts in Hancheng, unstoppable, and then rushed into the billboard of the United States under such a momentum, but unfortunately the highest ranking was 26, and the gap between the 1st and 26th places was still quite large.
The people of Hanseong bowed their heads, but Park Jae-beom got the biggest benefit, and he faintly began to squeeze out Quan Zhilong's position and become the first person in Hanseong RAP. “
However, just when the people of Hanseong bowed their heads in despair, that Snoopy Dog was stupid and provoked another person, this person is our Li Shuo, to be honest, Li Shuo didn't want to wade into troubled waters, your rap has nothing to do with him, he saw that YG Entertainment's stock fell, and he bought it aggressively.
But what is unexpected is that Snoopy Dogg is actually eyeing himself, can he not fight back?
“OPPA... I want to take my medicine!"
At Li Shuo's house, Li Shuo heard Li Zhien's voice, and immediately walked over with water and medicine, and not long after walking over, another voice came.
"Uncle... My medicine. ”
The owner of this voice was Kim So-hyun, and then Li Shuo was busy sending medicine to Kim So-hyun to eat.
Just a day ago, Lee Ji-eun and Kim So-hyun both caught a cold, and it was an air-conditioning cold, you must know that the air-conditioning cold is not easy to get better, the reason is that the two of them also blew electric fans in the air-conditioned room, but the quilt was not covered properly, and both of them were hit.
Li Shuo took the two little ones to see a doctor early yesterday morning, accompanied the potion that had been hanging for a day, and then brought the two back to take care of them until now.
It's just a pity that Li Shuo can't take care of it anymore, because Li Shuo is going to record the show.
"OPPA, you really have to go, I'm so sad to die, you can't stay with me. ”
"That's it, uncle, don't go, I want you to be by my side. ”
Listening to Li Zhi'en and Kim So-hyun's coquettishness, Li Shuo smiled speechlessly: "That's not good, you two stay at home and rest, and Sister Jing'en will come to take care of you later."
I have to go, I can't be late, I said it a long time ago, let you don't cover the quilt and blow the fan, you two just don't stop, now it's for you to increase your memory. ”
Then Li Shuo laughed: "When I come back, I will buy you something delicious." ”
Just replied that Li Shuo was indeed two little eyes that were not interested, and now that the two little guys who were sick were basically insulated from the delicious food, they had no appetite, Li Shuo smiled, and then waved his hand and left.
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A corner of a park in Seoul.
Li Shuo drove to the park and happened to see Jin Zhongguo, Li Shuo immediately greeted him with a smile and shouted: "Brother Zhong Guo." ”
Seeing Li Shuo, Kim Jong Kook also walked over with a smile and asked, "How are Jieun and Sohyun doing?"
Li Shuo nodded: "I hung up the potion for a day yesterday, so it's already much better." ”
"Oh... Do you know that Haha can't come to the video today?"
Waiting for Jin Zhongguo to say, Li Shuo was stunned and said: "No, what's wrong with Brother Haha, do you want two people to be absent today, Sister Zhixiao can't come, and Brother Haha can't come." ”
"I just received the call, haha I'm a little depressed this time, the one called the dog is his idol, this time he slandered Han Cheng's rap so much, haha can't adjust it for a while. ”
"Ah...?" Li Shuo was speechless: "The dog is actually Brother Haha's idol." After speaking, Li Shuo shook his head.
"Hmm... Haha I like black music, and I'm a little obsessed, and so are his friends, almost all of them have dreadlocks, but, this time, it's probably a collective loss, and they have always thought that each other is friendly in their hearts, and suddenly found that their idols see their country like this, hey.... ”
With a sigh, Li Shuo also nodded slightly, this is actually understandable, just like many people like Taeyeon, and suddenly Taeyeon does some radical behavior, even if it is unintentional, it will definitely hurt most people's hearts.
While talking with Kim Jong Kook, the two converged with the large army.
"It's just the six of us today. Liu Jae-seok took the wheat there, and saw that Li Shuo also asked about Zhi'en and So-hyun's situation.
"Didn't you say that there will be a lot of guests, and you need to record two episodes, do you know who is coming?" Lee Kwang-so was very interested in the guests.
"I heard it was Girls' Generation. ”
"Huh... As soon as Chi Shizhen finished speaking, it caused ridicule from everyone around him, and Li Shuo said: "Impossible, I haven't received any news, if it is a girl's generation, I will definitely be the first to know." ”
"That's right... Xiao Shuo is a friend of Girls' Generation. Lee Kwang-so said after him.
Ji Shizhen shook his head and said, "That's right, the news I received is from Girls' Generation." ”
"Haha... Liu Zaishi smiled at this time and said: "What's there to worry about, we'll know soon, let's record, I heard that the guests are already waiting." ”
Soon, the recording began, and Yoo Jae-seok opened with a smile: "Today we RM got together again, but it's a bit of a pity, Jihyo and Haha were a little overworked today because of their work, and they were supposed to come over this morning, but they were really uncomfortable so they couldn't come over, did everyone call Jihyo and Haha?"
"I texted. Li Shuo raised his hand.
"Me too. Lee Kwang-so also raised his hand.
THEN GARY SAID WITH A PAINED EXPRESSION, "TODAY IS MONDAY, I WANT TO SEE JI-HYO." ”
"Wow.. GARY BROTHER IS SO AFFECTIONATE. THERE WAS A ROUND OF ADMIRATION, AND OUR GARY WAS IN PAIN.
Suddenly, it rained in the sky, and Liu Zaishi immediately sped up the opening: "Oh... It seems to be raining, where are we going now, I heard that there are guests today, who are you with?"
At this time, Zhao Xiaozhen smiled and said, "Today we specially invited six guests,"
"Six guests?"
Li Shuo pointed to the bouquet door on the back steps and said, "Look, there is a bouquet door." ”
"Wow.... With Li Shuo's fingers, everyone looked at the bouquet door, and then the music sounded, it was a girls' generation song, Li Shuo was stunned and said, "Is it really girls' generation?"
Before he finished speaking, the curtain of the bouquet door was pulled open by a person, and then to Li Shuo's horror, Kim Taeyeon walked out of the bouquet door with a smile, and then waved his hand to Li Shuo with a shy smile.
"Ahh Taeyeon, wow... Oh my God, it's really Taeyeon. "The RM members were excited.
Then it actually rained lightly in the sky, and when Kim Taeyeon walked to the middle of RM, the members of RM praised Kim Taeyeon, and when they saw Kim Taeyeon covering the rain with his hands, Lee Seok suddenly pulled Kim Jong Kook's coat and said, "Brother... Take this off to Taeyeon. ”
After speaking, Li Shuo pulled hard, and in an instant, Kim Jong Kook's thick arm appeared in the camera, which made Kim Jong Kook ridiculous, and immediately cried and laughed and pulled his clothes into his hands and looked at Li Shuo with a smile: "Ah... Xiao Shuo, what are you doing here? ”
Li Shuo did not stop attacking but continued to pester Kim Jong Kook, pulling Kim Jong Kook's clothes and saying, "Brother... Why are you like this, you don't even want a dress for Taeyeon. ”
Jin Zhongguo smiled absurdly and wryly: "It's not that I'm reluctant, Xiaoshuo, but there are no clothes inside." ”
"Haha...!" It's okay if you don't say it, but when you say it, not only Lee Seok, but almost all the other RM members rushed up to take off Kim Jong Kook's clothes.
Kim Taeyeon smiled and waved her hand next to her again and again: "It's okay if I use it, it's okay if I don't use it." ”
But the clothes have been taken off, and then Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Seok cover Kim Tae-yeon's head, which makes Kim Tae-yeon look at Lee Seok and smile.
However, Kim Jong Kook silently covered his chest, looking at his good brothers as if he was humiliated, and now Kim Jong Kook is only left with a small white vest, and his two thick arms are exposed in the camera, which is very thick.
And then the subtitles were also marked with "Semi-Forced Demeanor Man", which is very funny!
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