Chapter 286: The insult of the rapper of the rice country

On the fourth day of returning to Seoul, Li Shuo appeared in the rowing training room in Mishari, and when he walked in, he saw that his brothers were already inside.

"Oh... It's Xiao Shuo, I'm not hurt, ah... I'll just say don't go to Turkey. When Zheng Junhe saw Li Shuo, he immediately came over with concern.

Following behind, Haha also nodded and said: "I have seen it on the Internet, and it is said that Turkey is a hotbed of terrorism, and we want to call on Hancheng people not to travel there, it's terrible." ”

"Alright... It's good that Xiao Shuo is okay to come back, and it's okay not to go to Turkey next time. Liu Zaishi said with a smile.

At this time, Li Shuo also sat in the middle of the brothers, and Park Mingxiu said, "What are you looking for us to do today?"

Kim Tae-ho said: "We have a rowing special, and everyone knows that we are short of manpower, and we actually came here today to select team members." ”

"Selection team members?" Li Shuo raised his hand and said suspiciously: "Has the program team found someone?"

It's just that what makes Li Shuo cry and laugh is that Kim Tae-ho shook his head and said: "We don't look for people, it's you who are looking for people, today is to give you time to find the people you need." ”

"What... Li Shuo was ridiculous: "Where can I find someone, I know a Brother Bingwan, now people are in Conglin, and Brother Kong Liu, let's be honest, Brother Kong Liu, forget it, he is a movie actor, and he will die of exhaustion when he comes." ”

Li Shuo's absurdity, but it didn't make others follow the absurdity, the other brothers were a little eager to try, Zheng Junhe picked up the phone and said, "Oh... I seem to have some connections. Let's call ourselves, then I'll call. ”

Watching Zheng Junhe pick up the phone, haha and Park Myung-so also picked up the phone together, Li Shuo watched his brothers call the people he knew, that is obviously to give benefits to the people he knows, although Li Shuo doesn't know a man, but Li Shuo is a girl he knows, no matter what, it's good to show his face on the pick.

"Can I find a cheerleader?" Li Shuo raised his hand again.

"Cheerleaders?" the eyes of the impeccable brothers lit up.

"yes... Haha immediately said happily: "We should need cheerleaders this time, Xiaoshuo's proposal is very good." ”

"Yes, if there were cheerleaders, I think everyone would have worked harder. Lu Hongzhe laughed.

"Xiao Shuo, who are you looking for? Ji came up.

"I LOVE APINK. Zheng Hengdun moderately said the name for Li Shuo.

"That's right... At this time, Li Shuo also followed the steps given by Zheng Hengdun and said: "It's APINK." ”

"Yikes... The audience cheered.

Li Shuo looked at Kim Tae-ho and asked, "Brother... Is that okay?"

And Kim Tae-ho laughed and said, "Listening to the cheers just now, can I say no?"

"Huh... ”

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Just when the brothers applauded people, but no one had yet come, the beautiful male coach came over and said that he wanted to test everyone's training results, and let the members of the unchallenged be divided into two teams for a confrontation, and the winner of the confrontation could enjoy the delicious meal brought by Liu Zaishi.

Jung Jun-ha, Lee Shuo, Ji, and Roh Hong-chul are the first team, haha, Yoo Jae-seok, Jung Hyung-don, and Park Myung-so are the first team.

The selection of the team was the result of Yoo Jae-seok and Jung Jun-ha's rock-paper-scissors.

"It's a win. Such a formation made Lu Hongzhe scream.

Haha looked at Liu Zaishi speechlessly and shouted: "Why did you choose me, the old one, the little one, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, I can't starve." ”

And Liu Zaishi also said helplessly: "You think I want to choose you, I'm sorry, don't think too much, I just can't choose you from Xiaoshuo." ”

"We lost, and the four of them were the best. Park Myung-so was bitter.

"It's just.... Zheng Hengdun also sat on the ground weakly and said: "One of them can mess with all of us." ”

It's just a complain, the team's selection is fair and open, and there is no possibility of re-election, so the game finally started, and the results were already there at the moment the game started.

Li Shuo's speed in the rowing motive alone, that is, Park Myung-so, haha, and Jung Hyung-don can't beat Li Shuo in turn.

"How so, how so. ”

Liu Jae-seok's team lost without any suspense, and soon lunch was brought in, beef fried onions, kimchi fried meat... As soon as the lunch box was opened, the scent was already filling the training room.

It's a pity that Yoo Jae-seok's team can only watch, but fortunately, just when Li Shuo and the others were eating, the person called by Park Myung-so came.

Lee Joon... The members of mblaq, their boss is Zheng Ji-hoon, that is, the little king of Asia, Rain, and because of this, Lee Joon's starting point is very high, on October 15, 2009, Lee Joon officially debuted with the MBLAQ group, as the lead singer, faΓ§ade and dancer, and on November 25, starred in the Hollywood movie "Ninja Assassin".

You must know that it is a high honor for Hancheng's actors to appear in Hollywood movies, so the starting point is very high.

Li Zhun's arrival made Liu Zaishi's team, who had no food to eat, find something to do, otherwise it would be really uncomfortable to watch others eat, Li Zhun This guy is very funny.

After coming, when I saw the motive for rowing, I immediately shouted excitedly, "I'm good at this." ”

"Oh...?" this made Liu Zaishi interested: "Then you can try it." After speaking, Liu Zaishi let Li Zhun sit on the rowing motive, why do you say that Li Zhun is funny, it is because this guy actually fell under the rowing motive without ten strokes.

"Yikes... Are you here to be funny?" Park Myung-so said speechlessly: "You are a young man, or a young man who has filmed "Ninja Assassin", even an old man like me can at least stroke a hundred times, and you will be tired after ten strokes, didn't you just say that you are very good?"

"Haha... Everyone laughed at Park Myung-so's words.

Later, other members also rushed over, Zheng Jinyun from 2AM, Haha's friend Park Geun-jung, and GOD member Son Hao-young, a total of four people came.

"Why haven't my people come yet?" Li Shuo was speechless, APNK hasn't come yet, and now is the best time to be on camera.

"Brother... Can you wait a little longer? Zheng Hengdun suddenly said: "Brother defconn also wants to come over, and in order to participate in the infinite challenge, Brother defconn just took a bath." ”

defconn... Yoo Dae-joon, a famous rapper, host, comedian, and MC in Hanseong. This guy is a typical angry young man if he is in China, and he is known for his humorous lyrics and black hairstyle. In addition to pursuing musical breakthroughs, Defconn is also a prominent TV presenter, winning the Best Song Dance Hip Hop award in 2004. Most of his songs are comedic about sex and hope. One of the songs is about the incident of two Hancheng girls who died in a tank of the US military, which has aroused strong anti-US sentiments.

"Ahh Is it?" Liu Zaishi was stunned.

Haha, he took the mobile phone from Zheng Hengdun's hand and handed it to Liu Zaishi: "Brother Shi... Brother defconn really wants to play the role of Wuxuan, you can tell him a few words. ”

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Liu Zaishi smiled and took the mobile phone handed over by Haha: "Dajun... Where are you now?"

As soon as he heard that it was Liu Zaishi's voice, Liu Dajun immediately became very nervous: "Oh... Be... Be... It's Brother Shi, I... I'm on my way now. ”

"Where's it?" Liu Zaishi asked.

And then I heard Liu Dajun say a little panicked: "Yes... That, I'm done showering, it's almost there, five minutes, five minutes. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Liu Zaishi said absurdly: "I just took a bath, how can it be almost there?"

Everyone laughed, and Liu Zaishi also smiled: "Dajun, don't be nervous, you calm down and say slowly, I understand your heart, and I know that you are very earnest, tell me, where have you been?"

"At home. ”

"Home...?" Liu Zaishi asked, "Then where is your home?"

"In Mapo. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the audience laughed speechlessly, and Liu Zaishi said even more absurdly: "Ah... How can you get to Mapo in five minutes. ”

Lu Hongzhe cried and laughed: "Wake up, this is Mishali." ”

It takes 40 minutes to drive from Mapo to Misari at the earliest, but Yoo Dae-jun is so eager that he can get there in 5 minutes, which is why everyone laughs ridiculously.

Liu Zaishi laughed and said, "Dajun, although I know that you are in a hurry, you are too exaggerated. ”

"Let's help Brother Dajun. Zheng Hengdun pleaded, (The current Liu Dajun is not on fire for the time being.) β€œ

Hearing Zheng Hengdun's pleading, Liu Zaishi nodded and said, "Okay... Honestly, Daejun, where is he now?"

"Brother... I'm in Yongsan. ”

"Haha... Liu Dajun's answer made the scene a sea of laughter, Li Shuo clapped his hands and smiled: "This brother is so powerful, elusive, he just said that he was in Mapo, and now he is in Yongsan again." ”

Liu Zaishi, who was laughing happily, continued to ask on his mobile phone: "Dajun, you just took a shower, why are you in Longshan, Dajun, brother asked you again, it's not that I don't believe you, brother wants to know the truth and tell brother, where are you." ”

"Huh...?" Liu Zaishi's words made Liu Dajun on the other side of the phone obviously stunned, and after a while, Liu Dajun asked a little tremblingly: "Can I tell the truth?"

"Haha... Of course you can, just say it, tell my brother, Dajun, where are you?"

"Big brother... I'm in harmony. ”

"Haha... There was another burst of laughter, but fortunately, in the end, Liu Zaishi still gave Liu Dajun a chance, saying that he could wait for Liu Dajun for thirty minutes, so that no matter where he was, he had to come over quickly.

And Liu Dajun, who got Liu Zaishi's promise, also nodded hurriedly to ensure that he would arrive soon.

After finishing the phone call with Liu Dajun, it happened that the cheerleading team shouted by Li Shuo came, and APINK finally arrived, Li Shuo asked why he came so late, it turned out that there was a problem with the car on the road.

The current popularity of APINK has not yet reached the top, and the one with the higher popularity of APINK is Zheng Endi, and almost all the others are still at the level of the third-tier girl group, this is no way, who made 2011, the brilliance of the second-generation girl group still dazzling.

To be able to come to Wuxuan, the little girl is also very happy, and in addition to the little girls being happy, the men on the scene also collectively showed their ambitious appearance, the so-called male and female work together is not tired, this sentence is really right.

As soon as APINK's cheerleading squad appeared, the four artists who had already arrived immediately began to gear up for a good performance, and Liu Jae-seok asked the four of them to paddle the motivation to test everyone's physical strength.

In the cheering sound of APINK, the four male artists began to paddle with all their strength, which was called a hard work, and the beautiful male coach on the side was amazed, because the worst of the four male artists was already comparable to Li Shuo, what kind of power this is, no one knows.

In the end, it was Zheng Zhenyun who won the first place, this guy is really powerful, just like a freak, the speed is completely lost, even Li Shuo has to give a thumbs up when he looks at Zheng Zhenyun's results.

And he's not tired, seriously, this Zheng Zhenyun is definitely a strong participant in the rowing members.

Just when the members of Wujiao began to choose members for the rowing, in a variety show in the United States, a RAP from the United States began to attack Hancheng's RAP in a big way.

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Snoop Doggy Dogg, known as the dog master by Chinese fans in China, was born on October 20, 1971 in Long Beach, California, USA, American rapper, actor, music producer, and graduated from Long Beach Polytechnic High School.

In 1992, Snoop Dogg signed with Death Row Records, thus making his official debut. In 1993, he released his first solo album "Doggystyle", which topped the US Billboard album chart in the first week of release. In January 1995, Snoop Dogg won the "Most Popular Rap/Hip-Hop Artist" award at the 22nd American Music Awards. In November 1996, he released his second solo album, Tha Doggfather. In June 2002, he won the "Best Film Cameo" award at the 11th MTV Movie Awards for the movie "Training Day". In 2004, he topped the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart with the single "Drop It Like It"s Hot

In 2010, "California Gurls" with American female singer Katy Perry topped the US Billboard Hot 100 singles chart for six consecutive weeks, and the song was nominated for "Best Pop Collaboration" at the 52nd Grammy Awards, and in November, it was nominated for "Best Hip-Hop Artist" at the MTV Europe Music Awards.

In March 2011, he released his ninth studio album "Doggumentary", which included 21 songs including "Platnium", "El Lay", and "Boom".

It may also be hyping his ninth studio album "Doggumentary" that he just launched, so this Snoopy Dogg bombarded Hancheng's RAP in an American variety show, and he is simply a group of people who don't understand RAP, learning what RAP is, and Hancheng's RAP is not as good as a baby if compared with RAP in the United States.

then deliberately sang a rap of Hancheng with sarcastic and insulting expressions, which made the American on the variety show laugh, and this video was also spread all over Asia in the fastest time.

People who don't like Han Cheng instantly became happy:

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, dogs. ”

"This wants to let female fans know, explode in an instant, and start pretending to be dead!"

"It's too vivid, exactly the same. ”

"I feel like Korean is too compact and there are no flo changes in machine guns"

"Master Dog is going to be bombarded by female fans!"

"Han Cheng's sissies don't know that the artistic charm of hiphop is to criticize and expound stories one by one, not what is now, women, money, and car shit, and Han Cheng's group of sissies can only hear the latter, and they are willing to imitate. ”

Unlike the gloating remarks outside, on Hancheng's side, there was silence.

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Just when everyone in Asia was talking about Snoopy Dog's insult to Hancheng RAP, only Hancheng was silent, why is this happening? That's because the people of Hancheng haven't woken up yet.

You must know that the people of Hancheng are very much admirers of the people of the United States, no way, because it was the people of the United States who saved the people of Hancheng, and in June 1950, the brother country of Hancheng got the permission of a certain country to attack the city of Hancheng without declaring war, and the war that lasted three years broke out.

Starting in June... In mid-August, the Hanseong brothers drove the Hancheng army to a corner of Busan and captured 90% of the land of Hanseong.

And at this time, the country of rice came, and you said that the people of Hancheng could not be the object of worship of the people of the United States, because without them, Hancheng would be destroyed.

In Hancheng's entertainment circle, the person who admires the rice country the most is Park Zhenying, this guy already dreamed of entering the rice market when he was a singer, but his music could not enter, and when he became the president of the company, he began to train his own artists to enter the rice market.

Among them, onder girls were confused by his mood of having to enter the rice market, and he himself said: If I and onder girls don't challenge the rice market, JYP will make more money, I may already be a rich man with a net worth of tens of billions, and onder girls will be more popular in Hancheng than now. But we decided to stupidly accept the challenge

Although we have lost tens of billions of dollars in money and popularity, we have gained wisdom and experience worth hundreds of billions of yuan in the world's most powerful market in the past few years, and the truth is always obtained in impossible struggles.

With these words, you can see that Park Zhenying regards the rice country too sacred, and he takes the rice country too seriously, so Park Zhenying will not be able to enter the entertainment circle of the rice country for the rest of his life.

And there are too many people like Park Jin-young, especially those who sing RAP... These people think too highly of the country, so after the Snoop Dogg released the remarks insulting Hancheng RAP, almost all the RAP singers in Hancheng chose to remain silent, because in their opinion, they still can't compare with that Snoopy Dog, and they can't fight that Snoopy Dog.

There are a lot of rappers in Hanseong... Kwon Ji-ryong, Choi Seung-hyun, Park Jae-beom, Eric, Bang Yong-kook, Zelo, Leessang, Dynamic, Duo, Tablo, MC Dream, Zico. Girls: Yoon Mi-rae, Lee Chae-rim, Miryo, etc....!

But at this time, these singers all chose to be silent, especially the two of BIGBANG chose to be silent, which was unbearable, and soon, after being silent for a while, netizens in Hancheng broke out:

"Why are you insulting our RAP, what the hell is this Snoopy Dogg going to do?"

"No one responded, it's really sad, is it just a tacit acquiescence?"

"Where is Quan Zhilong, it's not that he is the most talented rap singer in Hancheng, we gave you so much, where are you when we need you at this time?"

"Kwon Ji-ryong won't come out, he and his YG are only suitable for being in Hanseong, forget it, the first person in Hanseong RAP, I think it's all fake. ”

"Actually, you can't blame Quan Zhilong, Hancheng's RAP is to learn the RAP of the United States, and not only Hancheng, basically the RAP of Asia is to learn from the United States, what do you let them do, it was originally a child who had to provoke adults?"

"Rap is a black slang word equivalent to "talking," which means rap in Chinese. That is, a special form of singing that speaks rhythmically. It originated in a poor black neighborhood in New York.

They invented it, how do you make us fight them?"

"No matter what, don't we even have the courage to face the battle, we are now Hancheng, it is a country, we have our own dignity, can't artists fight for the dignity of their country, although they are defeated, they are still glorious?"

"Although the defeat is still glorious, but who dares, now the artists in Hancheng only think about their own money, who will dedicate themselves to the country, there will be no one. ”

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Netizens went from excitement to rebuttal, to helplessness, and finally to despair, in fact, netizens in Hancheng also felt powerless, they knew that this insult could only be swallowed hard, and no artist would come forward for this insult.

At this time, Li Shuo was practicing rowing with his unchallenged brothers, and he was practicing in real water, of course, not practicing eight-person rowing, but practicing two-person rowing, mainly to practice balance.

What makes people laugh is that just when everyone was practicing, Liu Dajun finally came, wearing a blue suit, and he was dressed up very handsome.

When they saw Liu Dajun's unchallenged members, they all laughed and asked Liu Dajun if he knew that he was here to row, and Liu Dajun smiled honestly and said that he was willing to do whatever he wanted.

In the end, everyone felt that Liu Dajun's attitude was very good, so they agreed to let Liu Dajun test the same physical fitness, that is, the rowing motive, don't you say, this Liu Dajun really worked hard for this rowing, although Liu Dajun was a little chubby, but he rowed a good result.

It didn't end until about 13 o'clock in the afternoon, of course, the end of this time is not the end of the rowing special, the rowing special will last for a few months, and this is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that when filming this rowing special, the infinite challenge will continue to shoot.

This is where the members of Wujiao pay for infinite challenges, in fact, if there is no full dedication of the members for ten years, to be honest, there will definitely be a variety show like Wujiao.

And Wuxuan such a show can never be copied, even if you learn it, learn his content, even if it is exactly the same plagiarism, word by word, it is impossible.

Because there are only a few members who are not picky, you will never be able to invite these Han Cheng, you can invite artists who spend half a year practicing rowing? There are also wrestling specials, sled specials, and racing specials, which are the members who really spend time practicing hard, and it will be exciting.

A day or two, once or twice, seriously, no matter how you imitate it or how miserable you cry in the camera, it can't move me, because I've watched Hancheng's "Infinite Challenge", and no matter what you do, you will never imitate Hancheng's national variety show "Infinite Challenge".

Unless, like them, you're forgetting about money... Lose track of time... Only to serve the people, only, this may never be done.

The sky gradually became dark clouds, and Liu Zaishi looked at Li Shuo and shouted, "Xiaoshuo, aren't you going back to the company?"

Li Shuo laughed: "Don't go back for the time being, I'm going to eat, are you going?"

"I can't, ah... You're taking APINK to dinner, go eat something delicious, I'm here for a treat. "Liu Zaishi is very generous.

Li Shuo smiled and nodded: "Got it, eat snowflake beef." ”

"Yikes... You're too ruthless, just beef, don't eat me. ”

After Yoo Jae-seok's words, APINK's little guys all laughed!

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