Chapter 241: Reconciliation of the Century (1)

"So, what are the rules? Sister Lingling will tell you about it?" Huo Mian rarely saw Zhu Lingling so happy, and decided to cooperate with her to the end.

"Let's start with the bet, the loser puts a thousand dollars on the table, and whoever wins in the end takes it?"

"You're clearly trying to cheat us for money...... Huo Mian laughed.

"yes, that's what it means...... Do you dare to play?"

"I'm OK. ”

"We're all ok. ”

Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei knew Zhu Lingling better, so they didn't have to think about it at all......

The problem is that Zhu Lingling, the rule person, hasn't talked about it yet.

"So, the beautiful and kind Miss Zhu Lingling, can you tell us the rules of the game now?" Gao Ran was so anxious.

"Actually, the rules of the game are very simple, it is to tell jokes. ”

In the end, Zhu Lingling had a showdown......

"Jokes? Khan...... What kind of game is this to compare IQ?"

"Each of us says one, if everyone laughs, it wins, if one person doesn't laugh, even if that person loses...... The loser has to take out a thousand yuan and put it on the middle table, and the winner will take it all away in the end. ”

Zhu Lingling was very proud......

"Look at you like you're going to win, like you're going to win....... Jiang Xiaowei smiled at Zhu Lingling.

"So...... Come up with the most classic joke of your life, we are going to cook wine and talk about heroes ....... ”

Subsequently, Zhu Lingling took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and filled it for everyone.

Jiang Xiaowei is pregnant, so she only uses mineral water instead......

Eventually, everyone had a drink in unison......

Gao Ran stood up proudly, "I'll tell one first, I'm an expert at telling jokes, and the people in our bureau are all leaning forward and back when they listen to the jokes I tell, and they can't stop ......." ”

"So you're done?" asked Lord Qin on the side, faintly.

", I haven't talked about it yet, okay?" Gao Ran glared at Qin Chu.

It can't amuse Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaoweile......

"Speak quickly, don't waste everyone's time. Zhu Lingling pushed Gao Ran's waist with her fist.

Gao Ran began to say in a colorful voice, saying that an abbot was meditating, and suddenly encountered a gangster, with a big knife on his neck.

Gangster: Dead old man, take out all the money and spare you from death.

Abbot: Money is something outside the body, life does not bring death, donor, take it, take it.

Then the abbot handed the money bag to the gangsters......

Gangster: This is what you have gained from your life, right?

Abbot: We Buddhism pay attention to the reincarnation of cause and effect, and you and I had causes in our previous lives, so we have caused the results of today.

The gangster was quite moved: Master Abbot, I am deeply guilty, can you cross me?

Abbot: Yes.

Gangster: What's the solution?

Abbot: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot.

The gangster then lowered the knife in his hand and bowed his head in repentance.

The abbot stepped forward, picked up the big knife on the ground and scolded the gangster's neck, return the money to me, little Wang Ba calf, what about the two of you?

After Gao Ran finished speaking......

Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei laughed......

Qin Chu and Wei Liao were more reserved, and just smiled slightly......

And Zhu Lingling, who was beside him, looked calm and didn't smile......

"Huh, you...... This doesn't give face?" Gao Ran exclaimed.

Zhu Lingling stretched out her hand, "Don't talk nonsense, let's pay for it." ”

Gao Ran consciously told it very funny, this joke was told once in the bureau, and the newcomers and old people would laugh when they heard it.

But Zhu Lingling, who has always laughed so low for Mao, can actually jump when she hears it?

Helplessly, Gao Ran only admitted it, took out his wallet, took out a thousand oceans, and put it in the small bamboo basket at the center of the dining table.

"Who's next?" asked Zhu Lingling.

Looking at the smug expression, Huo Mian whispered to Jiang Xiaowei, "I think Zhu Lingling is going to hold back her big move to deal with us today?"

"Then I'll tell you one. Wei Liao saw that no one spoke enthusiastically, so he took the initiative to stand up.

Jiang Xiaowei looked sideways at her husband, to be honest, I was looking forward to how high my man could raise the joke?