Chapter 242: Reconciliation of the Century (2)
So he ran to ask the tiger, and the tiger said that happiness was a family together, and the chicken ran to ask the lion, and the lion said that he was very happy if he had three wives and four concubines, and then the chicken still felt unwilling, and ran to ask the jaguar, and the leopard said that having a healthy body is happiness. The little chicken was very happy to go home and tell the mother chicken everything today, the mother touched her head and said in a deep voice, child, in fact, you are the happiest today, the chicken was puzzled and asked why?
After Wei Liao finished speaking, Jiang Xiaowei snorted and laughed......
Then he pinched Wei Liao coquettishly, "Why haven't you told me about such fun?"
"I just remembered it, don't pinch my wife, it's time to be green...... ”
Looking around, everyone was laughing, only Zhu Lingling still looked calm......
"Are you determined to win us?" Wei Liao smiled.
"Small, you just hold it, see how long you hold it?" Jiang Xiaowei was also happy.
At this time, Wei Liao was willing to gamble and lose, so he withdrew a thousand yuan from his wallet and put it in a small bamboo basket.
This is the second fiasco......
It seems that everyone is not in a good position......
At this time, Huo Mian pulled Qin Chu's sleeve, "Husband, you can also talk about one, the gay men who are doing it here have all been told, it's your turn." ”
"Yes. Lord Qin pondered and meditated.
He has always been cold and arrogant, and rarely turns into a comic ......
So it's really hard for him to tell jokes to everyone.
But Huo Mian has spoken, he must not let his wife down.
So Qin Chu got up in embarrassment, and said solemnly, "Then I'll just say one, it's not necessarily funny anyway, it may be cold." ”
"It's okay, your joke doesn't need to be funny, just take a thousand dollars. Gao Ran interjected.
Huo Mian's little girl applauded Qin Chu, and then raised her fist, "Come on, husband." ”
Qin Chu nodded and said, "There is an old farmer who has raised a pig for many years, the pig is very strong, he has been reluctant to kill it, and then one day, people from the Animal Protection Association came to inspect the village and asked him, what do your pigs eat every day? He said wild vegetables. The people from the Animal Protection Association were not happy, saying that they actually gave pigs such poor food, which was animal cruelty, and they were fined 500. The old farmer felt uncomfortable, but he obediently paid the fine...... The next day, someone from the charity came and asked him, "What do your pigs eat?" He said, "My pigs eat big fish and meat every day, and in short, we eat whatever we eat?" As a result, the people from the charity said, "You are wasting food, and now how many children in the mountainous areas can't afford to eat steamed buns?" On the third day, the county leaders came to inspect and asked him, "What do your pigs eat every day?" The old farmer was entangled for a long time, and replied cautiously, "I will give it ten yuan a day, and he will buy whatever he wants." ”
After Qin Chu finished speaking, everyone laughed again......
Huo Mian gave a thumbs up, "It's the first time I've heard my husband tell such a formal joke, it's quite funny in itself." ”
"Qin Chu, it turns out that you also have such a funny side, haha. Jiang Xiaowei couldn't laugh.
Wei Liao and Gao Ran also talked about it......
At this time, everyone went to see Zhu Lingling and found that she was still expressionless and calm.
"Is my Lingling not smiling again?" Gao Ran raised his eyebrows.
Qin Chu didn't say a word, and immediately took out a thousand pieces and put them in the small bamboo basket......
All three men failed miserably......
"Weiwei, you come to one, town town, break through Zhu Lingling's zombie face. Huo Mian looked at Jiang Xiaowei and said.
"Well, leave it to me the hard job, and I'll tell you the funniest joke I can tell, and I'll tell you that I've lived by this joke all my life....... Jiang Xiaowei stretched his arms and sleeves and stood up with great fanfare.
Wei Liao carefully supported her, for fear that she would fall......
"Wife, let's be calm, don't move too much...... Ha, take it easy. ”
"You've all listened to me....... Jiang Xiaowei was full of confidence as soon as she started.
She's a doctor of psychology, so she should be very good at capturing everyone's psychology, right? Everyone suddenly pinned their hopes on her.