289 Learn Kung Fu
Wang Xing and I escaped from the hospital one after the other, in fact, we didn't have to worry that the police behind would catch up with the two of us, the dog master restrained one of them, and the other looked like a pig's head stew, with a fat head trembling, even if he let him have one leg, he was not an opponent.
I wasn't sure if the dog was intentionally helping us in the park before, but this time I was completely sure that this old man was not black-hearted, he was deliberately helping us.
Wang Xing and I took a taxi and walked back and forth from the city center a few times, and after making sure that no one was following behind, we found a food stall to eat something, and after eating instant noodles for a day, I felt like the birds were about to fade out of my mouth.
I asked for two sweet and sour pork ribs and a few stir-fried vegetables, Wang Xing and I seemed to have to gulp and pull it into our mouths for the New Year, Wang Xinghan smiled and touched a glass of wine with me and said, the third son just took a real special mother's enjoyment, who did you learn the trick just now? It's really insidious!
I gave him a blank look, chewed on the ribs and said, Brother Xing, you really can't chat, what is insidious?
After eating and drinking enough, the two of us burped face to face, Wang Xing touched his round belly and asked me, "What should we do next, Sanzi?
I nodded confidently and said, I must go back! I finally caught a big master, even if I live in the park, it's worth it!
Wang Xing looked at me puzzled and asked, third brother, are you planning to invite that old man out of the mountain, and then help us dominate the city that never sleeps?
Sometimes I'm really worried about my brother Xing's IQ, and I say, "Big brother, what do we lack the most now?"
Wang Xing blinked his eyes twice and said, "Money!" Right now, we are most short of tickets, and if we have money, even if we hire a killer, we can beat the old wolf and Liu Fatzi.
I pouted helplessly and said, don't you think what we lack most now is actually combat effectiveness? When the number of people is about the same, we can still fight, and when we meet seven or eight, we can only turn around and run like dogs? Not to mention ruthless people like Lu Feng and Lin Tianhe, even if they are ordinary bastards, how many can you fight?
Wang Xing thought for a while and said, "Two!" I guess I can fight two.
I said, yes, the dog master easily knocked over the four young men, if he is willing to teach the two of us, we will definitely be able to fight next time, maybe one day, we can cry Lu Feng one-on-one.
Hearing my words, Wang Xing's eyes lit up instantly, and he grabbed my arm and was about to leave, muttering anxiously: "Then what are you thinking about?? Let's hurry up and go to the teacher, when the time comes, Lao Tzu must beat Lin Tianhe down!"
I smiled and said, what's the hurry, the dog master was first "beaten" by the old wolf's little brother, and then he was "bullied" by the police, the old guy didn't take advantage of this strength to extort some money, it's no wonder that the matter has not been dealt with yet, let's eat slowly, and I will bring some supper back to the master, and the apprentice can't worship empty-handed, right?
Actually, I still have a little doubt in my heart, is it really a coincidence that the old man and we met? Why do I feel like I have fallen into a pit?
I carefully recalled all the things from the end of the old wolf's field to today, and I felt that there was no problem, the appearance of the black old man was indeed quite a coincidence, and his stinky chess basket's temper was definitely not the first day, otherwise the old men in the park would not be able to play with him, maybe it was really a coincidence?
I asked Wang Xing to buy two roast geese, and asked for a few bottles of "Erguotou", we quietly went in from the back door of the park, and saw that the lights in the communication room were on, and there was a faint sound of the TV, Wang Xing and I tiptoed over.
I saw that the dog was lying on the bed cutting his toenails, and there was a basin of water next to the bed.
I looked at the window, grinned at him, and scolded the dog angrily, you two little kings and eight calves still dare to come back?
After making sure that there was no one else in the house, the two of us wandered into the house, I put the roast goose and white wine on the table, hugged my fist at the dog and said, the dog master didn't say anything, I feel that you are a great grace today.
The dog squinted and glanced at the food on the table and said, "Just fool me with this bit of?" Let me tell you, I still have pain in my chest, and I have to go to the hospital tomorrow to shoot a VCD or a DVD.
I laughed and said, you always talk about CT, right?
The dog master glared at me and scolded, what do you like, don't hurry up and bring the food, I'm starving to death!
I hurriedly handed the roast goose to the dog master, and Wang Xing unscrewed a bottle of two pots and put it in front of the bed.
The dog master is really a pure man, a mouthful of roast goose is a sip of white wine, half a roast goose is belly, a bottle of two pots is finished, the old man wiped the oil stains on his mouth with a red face, rubbed it on the sheet casually, winked at me and said, little guy, how are you going to be grateful to me?
I said, how about sending you two handsome and stylish apprentices?
Without waiting for the dog master to react, I gave Wang Xing a color, and the two of us knelt on the ground with a "poof" at the same time, kowtowed to the dog master and said, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"
The old man took a sip of white wine and sprayed me all over my face, pointed at me and scolded: "You are revenge, Lao Tzu is kind enough to save you, you still want to be my apprentice, eat me and drink me? Lao Tzu's monthly salary is only 320 yuan, how can you bear it?"
I said with a cheeky face, Master, don't worry! We don't eat or drink from you, we will pay your tuition on time every month, and sleep on the park bench, just ask you to teach us kung fu, and we will definitely honor you well in the future.
The dog master coughed vigorously twice, and finally recovered and said, I really want to learn kung fu?
Wang Xing and I nodded yes together.
The dog master grabbed the roast goose and took a bite of it, and said vaguely, five hundred a month, not including food and housing, and you have to be responsible for washing and cooking for Lao Tzu.
Wang Xing and I knelt in front of the dog master together, "bang bang bang" is three rings, kowtow to the dog master sat cross-legged on the bed seriously, while picking his teeth and said: "Enter my door, but it is my heir, you must study diligently in the future! Remember to pay the tuition on time before the fifteenth of each month, I will not charge you more, just pay me three years." ”
The two of us nodded their heads, I looked at the dog with joy and waited for him to say a few words of inspiration and the like, who knew that he took a big bite of "Erguotou" and then chirped his mouth twice and said, this roast goose tastes good, but it is a little greasy, don't buy such a fat one in the future.
I have a black line in my head, the old man is so out of tune, will I be fooled?
Wang Xing smiled dryly and said, Master, when will you teach us kung fu?
The dog master squinted his eyes and glanced at Wang Xing and asked, what time is it?
Wang Xing glanced at his mobile phone and answered honestly, five minutes and two o'clock.
The dog scolded loudly, you also know that it is the middle of the night, in the middle of the night, Lao Tzu does not sleep in the middle of the night to teach you a hair, roll over and wash my feet and socks for me, and I will officially teach you skills from tomorrow morning.
Looking at the black soles of the dog's feet, Wang Xing and I glanced at each other, and raised their hands "rock-paper-scissors" with a tacit understanding, the winner washed his feet, and the loser washed his socks, but I was unfortunate to win, and I endured retching, I squatted in front of the dog, helped him put his feet in the basin and rubbed it, and the clear warm water instantly seemed to be muddy as if pouring a bottle of ink.
The dog asked me with a cigarette in his mouth, and he forgot to ask what are your two names?
I held my breath and said, my name is Zhao Chenghu, and the master can call me the third son in the future.
Wang Xing covered his mouth next to him and snickered and said, Master, my name is Wang Xing.
Seeing that my face was unnatural, the dog master asked me with a smile: "I don't like Lao Tzu's smelly feet?"
I hurriedly shook my head and said, "It's not stinky, it's just a little spicy, Master, I guess your real killer move is actually these sweaty feet, right?"
Not kidding, the soles of the dog's feet are all calloused, except for people who go to the ground all the year round, I estimate that only people who practice kung fu will have such thick calluses, and his calf muscles are particularly developed, this iron must be practiced.
After serving the dog master to wash his feet, Wang Xing and I silently exited the room, I used to have a hobby of stroking my chin, since I washed his feet, I decided to quit this habit, Wang Xing and I leaned on the hard stone bench and chatted.
Wang Xing sighed and said, I don't know what happened to Brother Lun and them, it's been almost two days.
I sniffed and said, I didn't call to indicate that she was still stable and should be observed, I'm afraid of them calling now, and what I'm most worried about is that after Sophie finishes the college entrance examination in a few days, she will definitely come to the city to play with me, and I can't take her to camp in the park at that time, right?
Wang Xing smiled evilly, just as he could also go wild.
I laughed and scolded, you really learned badly from Xiaoqiang's lack of morality.
When it came to Lei Shaoqiang, Wang Xing and I were all silent in an instant...