In the end, I couldn't open my eyes, and I fell asleep by leaning on Wang Xing's arm, and I didn't close my eyes well for two or three days, and I was really tired enough.

When I opened my eyes in the morning, the sky was already slightly bright, my hair and clothes and Wang Xing were all wet with morning dew, I didn't sleep well all night last night, and I fought with mosquitoes all night, and it ended in a draw, it didn't eat enough and I didn't sleep well.

Wang Xing's situation is similar to mine, his face is full of dings, and he is scratching his calf and stomach at the moment and saying, the third son said tonight that he has to buy two bottles of wind oil essence, and the biting Lao Tzu wants to kill people.

For a moment, I was amused by Wang Xing's silly appearance, handed him a cigarette and said, Brother Xing, to be honest, do you regret it? If you didn't play with me, maybe you are now the grass of a basketball team, and the little girls send love letters behind their butts every day, and they will not follow me to suffer this foreign sin.

Wang Xing yawned and said, "Pull it down!" If I hadn't been with you, my JB academic performance would not have been in high school, and I guess I am sweating like rain from the construction site now, regret it? These two words have never appeared in my brother's dictionary.

The two of us looked at each other and smiled, high-fived and shouted, "Come on!" and suddenly a flock of sparrows flew away.

After yelling, Wang Xing retched twice and said: "Our mouths are too Nima-smelling, like sauerkraut jars, I'll buy two sets of tooth jars and toothbrushes later!"

I almost didn't get myself dazed, and we laughed again.

Looking back now, in that despicable era of spiritual barrenness at that time, perhaps it was precisely because of the mutual encouragement between Wang Xing and me that we supported us through that period of friendship that belonged to us.

It was wet and cold, so we ran slowly from the park to keep warm.

At six o'clock in the morning, the dog master put on a white coat, stepped on a pair of small cloth shoes, and walked in front of us with his hands behind his back.

The dog asked lazily in a long voice, did you sleep well last night?

Wang Xing and I didn't have time to answer, he directly changed the topic and said, this question is a little embarrassing, you two can not answer, men, you can be humble, you can keep a low profile, you can be silent, but you must not have self-confidence, what is self-confidence?

Wang Xing said angrily, fists and waist poles!

The dog jumped up and scolded Wang Xing directly with a brain pop, a man's self-confidence is the money in his pocket, Lao Tzu said so obviously, did you not understand or pretended to be stupid with me?

I hurriedly ran to the back of the rockery in the park, counted out the two thousand yuan, and groveled to the dog master and said, Master, this is the tuition fee for the two of us, and the extra 1,000 yuan is for us to honor you and drink tea.

Seeing the RMB, the corners of the dog's mouth instantly grinned forty-five degrees, touched my head and praised, good apprentice! What a likable child! The speed of changing his face is a must.

In front of the two of us, the dog dipped his saliva and counted the banknotes twice, and then tucked them directly into his socks.

After collecting the money, he returned to the appearance of a martial arts master, coughed lightly and said, "Since I have received your money, I will definitely teach you everything I know, let's start with the basics!"

"Follow me!" The dog master stood up with his feet and punched out a punch, Wang Xing and I hurriedly learned from him to do it together, and the dog slowly kicked out a kick, so the fist and foot movement reciprocated more than a dozen times, stood up straight, and said with a sigh of relief: "The warm-up is over, today I will teach you to squat and step." ”

I was a little disappointed and said, we have all seen squatting and stepping, Master, you can teach us something amazing!

Wang Xing echoed and said, "That's it." ”

The dog leaned forward suddenly, stepped in front of us in two steps, and one of us shook off a "brain melon" frowned and said, squatting is the most important basic skill, you can't do anything without a good foundation, the so-called boxing is not practiced, to the old one, if you are willing to learn, you will do it with me, if you are not willing to learn from you, anyway, I will accept the money, and it will not be returned!

After saying that, the dog master's feet were greatly separated and his waist sank, his fists were clenched tightly at the waist and eyes, and the whole person showed a smooth charm, all the corners were 90 degrees, the shoulders were like this, and the angle of the thighs and calves was the same, just like a "Lu" word.

Wang Xing touched the back of his head and whispered, this horse is beautiful!

As soon as Wang Xing and I heard this, we hurriedly tied up in a similar way.

It's just that I was still a little disdainful in my heart, and muttered in a low voice: "What's the use of squatting for half a day?" After squatting for more than ten seconds, I jumped up and shook my head with a smile and said, "It looks simple, but it's hard to do!"

The dog master didn't move at all and scolded me with slanted eyes, fighting with people until the end was the next plate, there was no energy in the legs, and I couldn't beat others when I ran, and you still had a hair? I knew that you two were such a waste, I shouldn't have taken your money, and it wasn't enough to go out and embarrass me.

Seeing that the old man was really angry, Wang Xing and I got serious, the two of them learned from the dog, squatted in a horizontal row, the dog took a breath and said seriously, the horse step is divided into narrow horses and wide horses, I teach you to tie a wide horse, mainly to exercise the muscles and bones, through the veins!

Before he finished speaking, Wang Xing shook his head on the ground and said, No, no, it's too uncomfortable, Master, I really can't hold on.

The dog master said disdainfully, I can't stand the pain at a young age, you better get out of here as soon as possible, I am all blushing for Xiaosan, they are all people, why is the gap so big?

Wang Xing's personality could not tolerate excitement, and when he heard the dog master being so sneering, he hurriedly got up and continued to squat.

I looked at the dog master next to me with the corner of my eye, he was stuck on the ground motionless, I tried my best to keep still, but the muscles on my legs trembled uncontrollably, and the subtle sweat flowed down my temples, the dog said calmly, if you can't stand it, get up, anyway, you two are also mouth cannon players, and it will be difficult to become a climate in your life!

I didn't care about my mouth at all, the expression on my face became more and more uneasy, and my ass was pulling me down like a lump of iron, feeling that I was really about to be unable to hold on, and then looked at the dog next to me, more and more relaxed, and even hummed a little song comfortably.

Wang Xing stumbled and got up, got up and fell back and forth two or three times, and squatted with us with his face sideways, even if his posture at the moment was completely out of shape, and the skin of both palms was scratched, he still refused to give up.

After squatting for almost a minute, I felt that the whole person had reached the critical point of collapse, and I didn't need anyone to push me at the moment, and it was estimated that a little stronger wind might down, and the dog man took a breath and stood up straight, tilted his head and glanced at me and said, It's okay!

I didn't squeak or get up, wanting to see how long my limit was, and I gritted my teeth, my legs fluttering like catkins in the wind.

Seeing this, the dog said happily, the little temper is quite stubborn, be careful to hurt yourself, muscle strain or something, I'm not responsible!

After holding on for another ten seconds or so, I finally couldn't hold on, stood up in prostration, and asked Master Dog, what is the result of the master's first novice squatting for a minute?"

The dog master said very casually, so-so, much worse than your two senior brothers, you can only barely pass.

I subconsciously said, besides the two of us, are there any fools who are cheated by you?

The dog dragged down the cloth shoes, jumped up and buckled it on my head, scolding while patting, pit money, do you dare to say that Lao Tzu cheats money?

I was beaten and hurriedly hugged my head and begged for mercy, Master, I said it was wrong, I actually wanted to ask me where my two senior brothers are now?

The dog master didn't know where to find half a cigarette butt, and said in his mouth, the boss occupies the underground world of Shanghai, and the second one can't make a move, so he can only give him a hand, but he also controls the power of five Chongzhou cities in his hands.

Wang Xing pursed his lips and said, "Cut, you can really blow, the boss is the underground master of Shanghai Tang? The second brother controls several cities? Will you go to the park to open the gate?"

The dog man jumped up and threw a loud brain melon on Wang Xing's forehead and scolded, Lao Tzu's ears are so good, you two rest for a while, jog in the park for half an hour to prevent muscle strain, and then go to breakfast, Lao Tzu is going to meet chess friends!

After speaking, he stretched out a pair of lap legs on his back and walked in the direction of a group of old men who gathered to play chess.

As soon as Wang Xing and I wiped the sweat stains off our heads, we heard someone shouting, the dog master is beating the old man again!

I saw the dog master grabbing an old man's neck and scolding, when did Lao Tzu steal your chess pieces?

Looking at the old child-like dog master, Wang Xing and I smiled helplessly, just by virtue of his scoundrel character, the thing I just said about the two apprentices is absolutely bragging, if not, it means that his disguise is simply terrible, but I myself am more inclined to the former possibility...