Chapter 887: A Foodie Who Doesn't Respect the Rules
Although the Jade Emperor was angry, he did not send anyone down to capture Wu Kong.
Tang Seng and the four apprentices continued to the west.
Less than eight hundred miles, Zhu Bajie suddenly said: "Brother Monkey, look at the mountain in front of you, the demonic spirit is soaring, there will be peerless monsters." Let's take a detour. ”
Wu Kong sneered: "What kind of peerless monster? I am a dignified Monkey King, you are a canopy marshal, and a rolling shutter general, walking in the world, you are still afraid of monsters? ”
But I thought in my heart: "After looking for 800 miles, I finally found a place with monsters, and if I don't take the initiative to move forward, I will be able to avoid it." ”
Monk Sha said: "Senior brother, the second senior brother has a point. We are not afraid of that monster, but the master is a mortal 00 body, if he is captured by the monster, it will be ......"
"What are you afraid of?" Wu Kong said: "Anyway, we are protecting you." Don't worry, you can't die. ”
The Tang monk, who was dressed as a man, trembled a little, and was scared, but he didn't dare to disobey Wu Kong's words. I muttered in my heart: "Damn, there is obviously a tight spell, this Monkey King is not afraid of me." This plot is not right. ”
Muttering, the group gradually approached the mountain.
Wu Hollow said: "Why don't you come here quickly? Quickly take away my cheap master, and then I can knock on the door openly and roast the monster and eat it." ”
If you really want to protect Xiaoqiaoni, there are many ways. For example, Wu Kong became Tang Seng, and then used the blind method to turn Tang Seng into Sun Wukong. Or let Tang Seng and Wu Kong become invisible together, and then use the hair to become fake Tang Seng and Sun Wukong all the way forward. Even if the monster comes, it will only be a fake Tang monk who will be taken away, and it will not be able to capture the real Tang Seng at all.
This thing can really be done, Wu Kong will now let the fake Tang monk transform from a woman into a male form. Moreover, in the original book of Journey to the West, Tang Seng was also transformed into a tiger by magic. It's not hard to become invisible.
It's just that Wu Kong doesn't want things to be so easy.
What is the original plot of "Journey to the West" about? It is about how Tang Sanzang died, constantly teasing monsters along the way, and eating Tang monk meat can be immortal.
Of course, you can't fight casually, otherwise the monsters in the world will think that Buddhism wants to destroy demons. Finally, the battle of the gods in front of him passed, and the sect was almost wiped out, and the demons were not protected by a Tongtian sect master who was "educated and classless", so they could only hide everywhere. There are no monsters in the other three major prefectures, Tang Sanzang walked all the way from Nanbu Prefecture to Xiniuhe Prefecture and met Sun Monkey, and then he saw monsters, and how smooth he was all the way before.
If even Xiniu Hezhou can't accommodate it now, the demons in the world have the same hatred of Kai, the rabbit dies and the fox is sad, and in a rage, there may be something bad happening. For example, the ancient demon came out and killed indiscriminately. It would not be good to destroy all mortals.
However, if someone first arrested Tang Seng and wanted to cook and eat Tang Seng meat, then Sun Wukong knocked on the door to destroy the monster, it would be reasonable. It's not that Buddhism wants to destroy the last foundation of the demon clan, but that these monsters can't live or die to provoke the Monkey King. It's not a skirmish, but Tang Seng is dying. The monster cannot be blamed even if it is destroyed.
Therefore, Sun Wukong can obviously fly to Lingshan to bring back the scriptures with a somersault of 108,000 miles, and then send them directly to the Tang Dynasty with Tang Seng, and Mahayana Buddhism has been successfully transmitted eastward. Avalokiteshvara can also preach directly in the eastern region. But he had to ask Tang Seng to go 108,000 miles, and he would not stop if he didn't provoke the monsters.
If it is not Tang Seng himself, he is not religious, this is a bit unauthentic. Buddhism still needs gold and silver to spread the scriptures, and if Tang Seng is not pious, this Buddhism is not ready to spread eastward? Moreover, Tang Seng can represent the entire Tang Dynasty and the entire Southern Ganbu Prefecture?
If you really want to walk on foot, then why take a white horse?
If you just want Tang Seng to come in person, Sun Wukong can also fly all the way with Tang Seng on his back. The monkey said that it is easy to carry a mountain, but it is difficult to carry a mortal. That's also a fool.
If even mortals can't carry them, then take a hundred and ten mortals and smash Sun Monkey to death, why do you need him to beat the bandits dozens of miles away with a stick?
Ordinary monsters can ride the yin wind to take away mortals, but this Monkey King can't even carry mortals.
It was also said earlier that he couldn't carry mortals on his back, and when he pretended to be a national teacher in a small country, he blew Tang Seng to a high platform in mid-air for him to meditate. After crossing the river and crossing the bridge, Tang Seng couldn't cross it, and Sun Wukong also flew over with him on his back.
Therefore, inconsistencies, all kinds of fools, in the end, are specifically deceiving those monsters with low IQs.
The ancient demons, amazing and brilliant as Taiyi Emperor Jun, all of them have wisdom to the sky, and their IQ is extremely high. But the inheritance is weakening, and the current monsters have muscles, but the longer they live and the longer they cultivate, the more stupid they become. It was only then that they believed that Tang Seng could live forever after eating the meat, and walked all the way to them alive and waited for them to catch it.
I don't want to think about it, so many big demons in front of me didn't catch Tang Seng, but it was its turn?
I didn't even think about it, since Tang Seng's meat was so delicious, why couldn't he fly to the front to intercept Tang Seng, or capture Tang Seng with other big demons. Do you have to wait on your own turf?
Sun Wukong's Huaguo Mountain was taken away by other monsters, and later regained the territory, and the other monsters obeyed the rules and insisted on not robbing other people's territory. Ning Ken watched Tang Seng prepare to be eaten in front, but he refused to intervene, and had to wait for Tang Seng to come.
This simply does not make sense. Eight out of ten and nine out of ten, it was only when Tang Seng was about to arrive that someone quietly released the little demon land and the like. Looking at the original plot novels and TV, it is often when Tang Seng is close that someone tells the king of the mountain: "I heard that if you eat the meat of the Tang monk, you can live forever." ”
Depend on!!
Before Tang Seng arrived, no one told the king of the mountain that eating Tang monk's meat could lead to immortality, and Tang Seng said that he was about to arrive, and then the king of the mountain was moved.
It's so yin, it's so poisonous.
"It's clearly the poisonous plan of Buddhism. Hmph, I am now taking away the body of Sun Monkey, and I can be regarded as a scripture learner, if I don't use it, how can I do it? Even if the Heavenly Immortal Western Buddhism knows that I deliberately approached the demon nest and let this fake Tang Seng be arrested, they have nothing to say. Even if the surrounding land, mountain gods, gongcao, wandering gods, etc., quietly make a small report, I am not afraid. ”
Wu Kong calmly took Tang Seng and walked towards the mountain.
I smelled a strong demonic aura from afar, and Zhu Zuojie and Monk Sha both felt that something was wrong.
"It's a dangerous place, not a good place. There is a feeling of panic for the teacher, Wukong, let's leave quickly. Xiao Qiaoni was also frightened by the black water of the surrounding Black Mountain and the grass and trees that were so thick that she couldn't see the road, and couldn't help but speak.
"Master, it doesn't matter. You see, there are still cow footprints there, and there is no danger when someone grazes cattle here. Besides, you are tired, how can the apprentice bear to let you walk too tired? Come, sit down for a while, sit on this big rock, and I will go find something to eat and come back. ”
"Wukong~~" The fake Tang Seng was in a hurry.
"Hey~~ It's okay, Master, don't worry. Wu Kong took out Sun Monkey's stick, drew a circle next to it, and said, "As long as you don't get out of this circle, it's fine." Okay, Bajie, Senior Brother Sha, you are optimistic about Master, and you must not go out of this circle. I'll go back as soon as I go. Wu Kong said, stepping on the somersault cloud and rising into the sky.
"Wukong~~" The fake Tang Seng looked at the sky.
Then he sighed and sat down.
But in the blink of an eye, a large swarm of bees flew next to me.
"Oops, not good. Tang Seng escaped from the circle with Bajie and others.
At this time, the black clouds next to him rolled, and a huge voice came: "Hahahaha, I said why did I hear the good news of the magpie all the time today? It turned out that it was the Tang monk who went to the west to learn scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the east and came to my mountain and forest realm? Wouldn't it be nice for me to catch Tang Seng over, cook and eat it, and live forever? Well, it just so happens that Sun Wukong's dead monkey is not there, this is God to help me. ”
Those monsters can also live forever when they practice, but I don't know why they have to be so persistent in eating Tang Seng.
In short, the monster fell, the black clouds rolled, and the wind roared, sweeping Tang Seng away.
Even Zhu Bajie was swept away, and Sha Seng was thrown in place: "This fat pig happened to be slaughtered and boiled in oil, and it was also cooked together." But you monk is not delicious, so forget about it. ”
The youkai left in a very arrogant manner.
Wu Kong flew away and looked back at Tang Seng, although he didn't have any clairvoyance, it was not a problem to see a thousand miles. It's just not like clairvoyance can see through thousands of miles.
"Finally arrested. Wu Kong smiled.
He has never circled the fake Tang monk and protected her Yuanyin, just so that he would not have a relationship, and he would not feel distressed at this time.
I picked some fruit casually, and flew back: "Alas, Senior Brother Sha. What about Master and Bajie?"
"Senior brother, master, master and second senior brother, were captured by that monster. ”
"What? Didn't I tell you not to leave the circle?" Wu Kong exclaimed.
Far away in the South China Sea, Guanyin Tong Guò Buddha Gate Xuanguangjian looked at the situation on Wu Kong's side from afar, and was depressed for a while: "This dead monkey is too similar." It's too exaggerated. Didn't he conjure that bee with a spell?"
In this world, not only the Taoist gate has Xuanguangjian, but also the Buddhist gate, which can see thousands of miles from afar, which is not inferior to the clairvoyance. It's just that clairvoyance needs this technique to eat, and the Bodhisattva Buddha and other immortals don't like this skill.
Like the country's high-level leaders, some calligraphy is also very good, but they will not compete with some second- or third-rate calligraphers.
The Jade Emperor can also look at thousands of miles, and the Haotian Mirror can illuminate all over the Three Realms and put it in the South Heavenly Gate, but the Jade Emperor can still look at thousands of miles and see through the void. But I have to let clairvoyance stare and stare at it, this is also like the emperor and queen mother in TV, when she is sitting and walking, there is a eunuch and palace maid next to her who stretches out her hand to help. The emperor or the young empress dowager, who is obviously young and strong, has to be supported by a eunuch who is more than twice as old.
This is called pomp, and it is also called taking off your pants and farting.
The topic came back, Wu Kong "learned" that Tang Seng was arrested, of course, he was furious, picked up the golden hoop stick and went to the monster cave.
This Wu Kong is not as honest as Sun Monkey in Journey to the West. There is a technique of soil escape, and it is directly on the earth. If you don't have the art of earth escape, you don't have to smash the door, you can break the mountain stone with a stick, and you can dig a hole next to it. One stick is 13,500 catties. Although this weight can't really "set the sea", it weighs several tons, which is much faster than an excavator drill.
In the original book, Sun Monkey killed a monster and had to move rescuers, this is not really nothing, but I want to use this method to test whether the monster has a backstage, and some will quickly let people take it home, and then kill it if it is gone. Before killing, you have to pull other people, and share the merit together, hello, I'm hello, everyone, pull some popularity. If there is a bad thing, everyone will bear it together, and if you kill the wrong monster, you will not be held accountable.
How to say that Sun Monkey's strength is also Monkey King, even if someone else sells Nuwa's face and Bodhi Ancestor, it can be seen that Sun Monkey's strength is not weak. You can't fight a few monsters alone, and you still don't lose one by one.
Now, Wu Kong is not like Sun Monkey in the original book, he doesn't care about the other party's backstage at all, he directly sets fire, and then summons water over, one hot and one cold, the mountain is muddy everywhere, a large number of mountains and rocks are fragile, where there is water penetration, it is clear where there is no seepage, a few sticks are smashed down, dig a hole by the cave gate, and rush in.
When I saw the little demon, I smashed it, all the way to the ground, and when I saw the monster, I smashed it half to death without saying a word, and I dug up the inner dan and swallowed it for the first time, and threw the monster into the water next to it and stirred it, and threw it into the boiling pot of water to boil.
Originally, it was going to stew Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng, but now it is directly stewed monsters, and it has its original form, which is a white deer.
"It looks a bit like the sika deer of the Antarctic Immortal, did this guy appear in the original plot?" Wu Kong was not sure.
He thought the deer was more like Santa Claus. But it doesn't matter whose it is, it's cooked first.
"Master. Wu Kong cut the rope tied to Tang Seng's body: "Come, you were caught by a monster, I'm so anxious, this pot of soup will give you a crush first." ”
"This, for the teacher not to eat. Tang Seng said.
Wu Kong said: "It's okay, it's okay. Master doesn't eat it, but it's okay to watch the apprentices eat it. There are some greens here, so you can cook them on the edge of the pot. ”
Wu Kong didn't plan to divide Tang Seng.
Zhu Bajie looked anxious: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, my old pig also wants to eat, you, you let me go first, I am also hungry." ”
"Didn't you drill out when a spell became smaller?" Wu Kong said.
Zhu Bajie said: "This rope has cast a spell, stained with dirt, and broken mana. There is also a demon magic on it, and my old pig can't change it. ”
"Then wait. ”
Wu Kong said, eat meat and drink soup first. There is a recipe for "eating" obtained from Hongjun, coupled with the devouring method of cultivating for an unknown number of years before, and then verifying the way of eating in Hongjun's dream. And the mortal gods and immortals in this world also need to eat, and this way of eating can also work. Therefore, it tasted very fast, and quickly digested the inner pill and meat of this white deer.
Wu Kong's demonic aura was thick, which made Tang Seng tremble, and he smiled: "This monster is too demonic, and it will pollute the water and soil if you leave it alone." My grandson ate it, and transcended the demonic qi for its corpse, so that it could be reincarnated and reincarnated, so that it would not never be reborn, which is a great merit. Well, Master, you can recite a few more sutras to me and get rid of this demonic energy. ”
The four masters and apprentices traveled all the way west, and Wu Kong killed monsters along the way. Moreover, it is to take the initiative to get to the monster. Where there are many monsters and where there are strong monsters, go wherever you go.
Ordinary immortals don't know about this, Tang Seng doesn't understand much, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are confused, and the monsters are even more kept in the dark, letting Wu Kong kill one after another and eat one after another.
But the high-level immortals and the people in the Buddhist sect knew what was going on, and this was also in line with the original plan, the monster was dead, so they didn't bother Wu Kong. It's useless to bother anyway. Just looked at where Tang Seng went, and then quietly released the news. Before Tang Seng arrived, the news was blocked, and the monsters were not allowed to come in advance. So that Wu Kong will not be attacked by the demons and devour the monsters all the way.
Before I knew it, most of the year had passed. Wu Kong ate a lot of monsters, but the monsters on the road behind him didn't know about it. But secretly, the black bear spirit revealed the matter of the seven dragon balls, and the matter spread more and more widely, and it even reached the ears of some demon clan great saints. Even those who haven't heard the news of Tang Sengrou have heard about Dragon Ball.
Because, I heard that Tang monk meat can be eaten for immortality, and they are basically dead. Even if Wu Kong didn't kill him, someone would secretly do it. This is the method of blocking the news in the original book, and it was not written.
However, no one blocked the news of Dragon Ball, so it spread more and more.
"I'm afraid, it won't be long before there will be more and more people looking for the Dragon Ball, right? Wu Kong smiled secretly.
On the other hand, the gods in the sky are admonishing their mounts: "The plan has changed, don't go down to earth." ”
The original immortals were planning to secretly pretend to go out or something happen, so that their mounts could go down to earth and make some trouble for "Sun Wukong" and Tang Seng. Find some surprises for the Buddhist plan. Originally, Tang Seng had to have ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, at least eighty-one monster groups were destroyed, and as soon as these immortals intervened, Tang Seng would have fewer monster teams that could be killed here. Eighty-one is limited, and only less can be more.
Moreover, when the mount of the gods descends to the mortal, they can also quietly make a stake in the world, and secretly know some things in the mortal world, which can be regarded as leaving some backhands and playing idle chess.
This is what the gods think, and that's why so many monsters run down from the sky in the original book. There is a truth behind it.
But now, Wu Kong is too cruel, he doesn't reconcile with Heaven at all, he doesn't pretend to be with Buddhism, he just doesn't care about killing demons and eating demons like a stunned head. The speed is still very fast, whether it is a real demon or a fake demon, it will be eaten. The mounts of the gods are not easy to get. Therefore, for a while, there were no immortals, beasts, Buddhas, and birds descending to earth.
The ground is full of big demons who don't have much backstage. Wu Kong killed even more refreshingly.
In a flash, I ate it for three years and killed it for three years...... This road has also traveled 10,000 or 20,000 miles. (To be continued.) )