Chapter 886: Monkey Guts
"Immortal...... Immortal Beast ?!!"
"Jade Emperor Immortal Garden...... That's the fairy beast in the Immortal Garden?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing both felt that their voices were a little dry, and turned their heads to look at Wu Kong, staring at the kebab in his hand. [Eye-to-read the new domain name.,Initials,Previously registered accounts can still be used]-Le-Wen-Small-Say——
The strange fairy also felt that something was wrong, and he also stared at Wu Kong's kebab, inhaled, and felt that it was quite fragrant. The uneasy premonition in my heart was even stronger.
"Ahhh......h ”
"Don't you really see it?" asked the strange fairy.
Wu Kong said: "Of course I didn't see it, if I did, I would have flown to the heavenly court to question the Jade Emperor Lao'er." Hmph, what do you say that the immortals are separated, and the things in the fairy world are not allowed to go down to the mortal world casually, but the immortal beasts in his own back garden run down to the mortal, and they may do evil everywhere, so isn't that a slap in the face? I want to see how the Jade Emperor convinces the public, and how he maintains the false image of the great light. ”
The strange fairy was a little embarrassed.
When Wu Kong said this, the strange fairy seemed to believe it a little, breathed a sigh of relief, and stopped staring at those barbecued meats.
Wu Kong said: "This strange fairy brother, if there are really any fairy beasts nearby, it must be immortal, and we will definitely find out a long time ago." Now there is no immortal spirit, and seven or eight out of ten are hiding and dare not come forward, so we don't need to worry at all.
"Come on, come on, come and taste this barbecue, after you're full, I'll accompany the fairy brother to find the three fairy beasts, how about it?"
The strange immortal was a little embarrassed: "This, will it be too tiring for the Great Sage?"
"Hey, what's bothering, it's just a few fairy beasts. Let the clairvoyant eyes stare at the sky, and my old grandson's eyes are on the ground. Where can you hide it? Big deal...... We will only find a few days, and then we will accompany Master to continue to the West Heaven to learn scriptures for a few days. I can't delay anything. Wu Kong was very hospitable, and raised the kebab in his hand. He grinned and called the strange fairy to come and eat together.
"This ...... Immortals are not allowed to eat meat and kill......" The strange fairy seemed to be a little moved, but he held back his salivation.
Wu Kong laughed: "What kind of gods can't eat meat and kill? I'm a monk, don't I also eat meat? It's just a disadvantage of immortal wine." As far as I know, some Taoist immortals don't eat it. But there are still a lot of immortals to eat. For example, a senior master of the sect likes to eat large pieces of meat and drink a lot of wine.
"I've heard that there have been many birthday banquets for the Queen Mother. Secretly, there are gods muttering, the immortal banquet is good, but it is mainly a vegetarian banquet such as melons and fruits, although it can increase strength, but it is too light, not as delicious as spirits and demon meat.
"The fairy brother is staying in the sky, if he can't go down to the earth at will, I'm afraid this mouth will already be so light that it has no taste, right? Now that there is meat, how can you let go of this opportunity...... This is the meat of a big demon, a big supplement. ”
The fairy was really tempted.
Wu Kong said: "Dog meat rolls three times." The gods couldn't help it, not to mention that this is big demon meat? It's stewed. The stew has just come out of the pot, and it is not too cooked, but the roasted one is ready to eat. By the way, you don't dislike this meat because it is demonic and not easy to refine, and you still don't look down on me as the Monkey King, right?
The fairy was stunned, and hurriedly smiled: "How dare you?"
"Come, come. Good brother, don't be polite. Wu Kong greeted the immortal.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were about to snort, but Wu Kong glared at him viciously. A long string of beams of light came out of the fiery eyes, and they hid from the immortal. Then he smiled and said, "The two junior brothers are also here." You see, you senior brother and I have eaten everything, what are you afraid of? Master also came over. ”
Little Jinnie was shrittering and trying to say something. But as soon as Wu Kong glared, she didn't dare to squeak, and obediently approached.
"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart...... Right, Master?" Wu Kong looked at Xiao Qiaoni with a smile, and this shoddy version of Tang Seng quickly nodded in fright, not daring to squeak.
Compared with the real Tang Seng...... Although the real Tang monk is also afraid of death, he would rather die than give in. Even if you are very afraid of death, you will not abandon the Buddha because of life and death, and you will never change your mind at all times. Ninety-nine eighty-one minus one difficulty, until the western sky, multiple life and death crises, did not change their intentions. This little Johnny is too far off.
Picking up the meat skewers, Wu Kong beckoned Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing to eat a bite each, "Tang Seng" only pretended to taste a little, and the strange fairy relieved his doubts and ate a piece.
His eyes lit up sharply, and he took a few more bites before he sighed: "Refreshing!! although there is still some demonic energy, it is a great replenishment of qi and blood...... Huh, wait, the demonic energy is just the appearance, this flesh seems to be ......."
The strange immortal's face changed, his hand shook, and he asked Wu Kong: "Great Sage, what the hell is this...... What kind of meat is it?"
"Big demon meat? Cultivating to a big demon close to the half-step demon saint level, it's almost at the level of the big demon king, I've only eaten demon venerable before, and the meat of this big demon king is fragrant when you roast it." Wu Kong praised.
"That, what kind of big demon king is it, and what is the prototype?" the strange fairy asked.
Wu Kong said: "Oh, a lion-headed human body, a tiger-headed human body, and a bear-headed human body, I think it should be the original form of the lion tiger bear image." ”
"What?" The strange fairy jumped up suddenly, originally there was still a bit of a handsome guy image, full of fairy energy, but now most of the immortal qi has dissipated, obviously frightened: "Great Sage, Great Sage, you are in trouble, this, this is very likely to be the three immortal beasts lost in the Jade Emperor's Imperial Immortal Garden." ”
"Ah, fairy beast?" Wu Kong was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Fairy brother, don't be joking. When I don't know what a fairy beast looks like, the image is majestic but not fierce, without the quality of a fierce shape, and the body is full of fairy energy. Even if there is no immortal energy, it will definitely not be a demonic appearance. These three big demons are clearly the big demon kings full of demonic energy, what fairy beasts, don't lie to me. ”
The strange little fairy smiled bitterly, looked at the meat skewers in his hand, and then stomped his feet heavily: "Great Sage, take a closer look, this demonic qi is just the appearance, the internal flesh is really the meat of the immortal beast that has been cultivated by the immortal qi for a long time." The so-called demon qi is estimated to be just these fairy beasts who killed the big demon and ate the demon pill without melting the demon qi, so they took advantage of the situation to condense the demon qi into the qi and blood, disguised the demon qi on the surface, and pretended to be a monster, so they were not afraid of being discovered. This can also be hidden. Avoid the detection of the immortals of heaven and earth. ”
"Ah, there's such a thing...... No wonder I look at them with fiery eyes, but they are demonic. There is a demon pill condensed in the body, but there is immortal energy. I thought that they were also like me back then, stealing fairy peaches and drinking fairy wine, and there was a stream of immortal energy in their bodies that had not been refined, and they wanted to turn demons into immortals without success. Unexpectedly, it was actually a monster disguised as an immortal beast?" Wu Kong said.
"Great Sage, do you understand? The fairy sighed.
"Sun Wukong" was in trouble, he made a small report at most, and he was very angry and angry in front of the Jade Emperor. But now, he also had a few bites of fairy beast meat. This...... This was pulled onto the thief ship by Wu Kong, how could he report to the Jade Emperor?
The immortal was annoyed and angry: "Great Sage, you have hurt me. ”
Wu Kong sneered: "How can I hurt you? I didn't know that this was fairy beast meat before, so I kindly entertained you." Look, now that I find out that it's fairy beast meat, I treat the kindness of my Monkey King as a donkey's liver and lungs, and I don't recognize people in a blink of an eye?
Wu Kong threw it, the meat skewer, grabbed the golden hoop stick in his right hand, bared his teeth fiercely, and glared angrily. The fairy was so frightened that he took a few steps backwards and almost fled.
"If you dare to escape, my grandson will kill you ungrateful and shameless junior. Wu Kong shouted angrily.
The strange immortal was startled: "Great Sage Great Sage...... There's something to say. There's something to say. ”
Wu Kong sneered: "You are not a good thing, you can actually recognize this as fairy beast meat at a glance, and my old grandson's eyes are not so powerful." Come to think of it, you must have eaten a lot of fairy beast meat in the sky, right?
"This ...... This ......" the strange fairy wiped his cold sweat: "It's the heavenly soldiers and generals who are too enthusiastic with the God of Wealth......
"Hmph, the immortals of the sect can eat the meat of this fairy beast, but my grandson can't eat it? Not to mention that I didn't know that this was a fairy beast before, they dressed up as monsters and wanted to rob and eat my master, and they wanted to kill us. Could it be that this fairy beast is disguised as a monster and wants to kill us. We deserve to be killed? Killing them in turn is our guilt? What kind of truth is this? Hmph, Jade Emperor? I even beat him back then. Ate so many Taishang Laojun's golden pills and all the best peaches in the Queen Mother Pan peach orchard. It's all right, now I'm going to be a monk. If he eats some fairy beast meat, he will turn his face? No, I want to go to heaven to question and question, does this Jade Emperor want to take revenge and revenge for the year. I'll go with him to theorize theories, reason with a stick, and end this cause and effect. ”
Wu Kong looked angry, and what he said was fierce and murderous, as if he was about to rush to the Heavenly Lingxiao Treasure Hall at any time.
The strange fairy was startled on the spot, he was ordered to go down to the earth to find the fairy beast, he couldn't find it, he couldn't say it, and he ate the meat of the fairy beast, and afterwards summoned this monkey to the sky, causing the Jade Emperor to lose face again, so should he be an immortal?
What kind of immortal is the Jade Emperor? He plays the rules smoothly, and he likes to bully the soft and fear the hard. At that time, Zhu Bajie was the marshal of the canopy, commanding the army of heavenly soldiers, and he was in a high position, so he drank a little high and teased Chang'e, and he was actually beaten down in the mortal world and thrown into the pig fetus.
Sha Wujing, the general of the rolling shutter, accidentally broke a glass cup, and was actually forced to go down.
What are the rules?
The daughters of the Jade Emperor secretly went down to earth to marry and have children, and the Jade Emperor didn't say a word, but the Queen Mother came forward to clean up the mess. For the sake of this rule, Bian Yangjian's mother fell in love in the mortal world in private, and the Jade Emperor was not emotional. It seems to pay great attention to heaven and selflessness. The rules are strict.
But what about the replacement of the grandson monkey?
Sun Monkey's master is Bodhi Ancestor, which may not be known by many people, but he is popping out of the stone, no matter how you say and how to calculate, the original creation of zào can also involve Nuwa Niangniang. Nuwa pinched the clay people to create a whole race of the human race. Refining stones only makes a Monkey King.
It's all her who created zào, a whole race on one side and a monkey on the other. Fools would think that Nuwa secretly paid more attention to this monkey. Even if she never showed up.
Therefore, the monkey gave up his official position and went to the mortal world privately, and the heavenly soldiers came to crusade, and if he couldn't get the result, he was crowned a Monkey King. When the Monkey King gave a monkey's favorite peach orchard to guard, he disrupted the peach festival afterwards, drank immortal wine, pushed the fairy table and broke the fairy pot immortal pot, ate the Laojun elixir, broke the Dan furnace, and finally punched the Jade Emperor, this messy thing, any one of them, one of them to find out and be accountable, according to the rule, it is to enter the mortal world to reincarnate in the animal reincarnation.
If it is replaced by this monkey, it will only be suppressed for 500 years.
Indeed, it was this monkey who went up to kill Sendai. But except for the immortal knife that slashed Sendai, the thunder and lightning of the thunder male and electric mother, etc., can't other immortal treasures deal with it?
Yang Jian can compete with Sun Monkey, and Nezha is only slightly inferior. It shows that the weapons of these two gods can hurt Sun Wukong. Not to mention other high-end immortal weapons.
Is Sun Wukong powerful, and the Jade Emperor can't deal with it?
No matter how strong he is, he is only a little stronger than Yang Jian, and the Jade Emperor is so afraid?
Of course not.
It's just that Sun Monkey's backstage is strong.
A silent and faceless Nuwa Niangniang is hidden behind the scenes. Taishang Laojun pretended to be stupid. Alchemy furnace seven seven forty-nine days. In the end, I used the samadhi true fire for a short time, for fear of accidentally refining the monkey to death. The headband of the bodhisattva in the world can bind the monkey nature. If you can slap it over with one palm, why didn't these powerful immortals make a move in the first place?
On the way to the west, many of the monsters can compete with Sun Monkey, how can they not see these monsters dare to kill the Heavenly Court? Some of them are even immortal beasts mounted in the Heavenly Court, and they can bully Sun Monkey with a random magic weapon. Then when there was a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace, why didn't they show up and do it? Even if one was not as good as a monkey, there were seven or eight of them. Light yì pressed down the monkey. No matter how bad it is, twenty or thirty fairy mounts will be so flat that Sun Monkey can't even recognize his mother.
However, the monsters on the ground did not dare to kill the heavens, only the monkeys dared.
The monsters on the ground didn't dare to kill the underworld, and they didn't dare to change the book of life and death, but the monkeys dared.
The powerful immortals and high-level immortal beast mounts in the sky dared to make a move with others, but they didn't dare to seriously go against the monkeys.
Why?
It's the monkey background hard.
The monkey has a big backstage, and the others don't dare to move at all. Except for Wu Kong, who dared to take the sky, other gods and monsters. At most, I dare to bully Sun Monkey and hurt it, but I will never dare to kill it. Otherwise. In the original plot of Journey to the West, Sun Monkey traveled all the way west, and he should have died many times, and he would let him save his master?
"Hmph, the Jade Emperor is bullying my grandson for being a fatherless and motherless child?
The strange immortal was taken aback: "The Great Sage is angry, the Great Sage is angry, I can't help it, I can't help it." ”
"Why can't I do it? When I'm afraid of the Jade Emperor, I can't do it?" Wu Kong said angrily.
The strange immortal smiled bitterly: "Great Sage, you are now focusing on learning scriptures. This fairy beast thing...... The little god asked the heavens on your behalf, what do you think?"
Wu Kong glanced at the corner of his eye. Snorted, without saying a word. Sit back on the floor and continue eating the barbecue. The pot that had just been erected was simmering in the fire below, and the meat of the fairy beast inside was boiling.
The strange immortal smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Great Sage, don't be angry, let me go to Heaven to report first...... Don't worry, it's not a small report, I don't dare, it's to explain to you. However, what the Jade Emperor thinks, I dare not guarantee it. ”
The strange fairy sighed, shook his body and flew up to the heavens, and in an instant he turned into the appearance of Tai Bai Xing, and muttered: "How did things become like this? ”
This is too platinum star is not stupid, on the contrary, those who can truly cultivate into immortals are very smart.
At this time, in the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair behind the imperial case, listening to the report of clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, and his face turned red with anger: "The monkey is too evil to deceive people? Don't think that you are great if you have the support of your mother." My Jade Emperor throne is sealed by the Heavenly Dao, and the backstage is not smaller than yours. ”
was beaten back then, and he was very faceless, so he had to stop it afterwards, this Jade Emperor endured the monkey for a long time.
"Hmph, the mother is amazing. didn't use the last five-colored stone, but sacrificed himself to make up for the sky and incarnated part of the heavenly dao. Create zào human race, the luck of the entire human race is given to the Taiqing saint, and it is no longer contaminated, so that Lao Jun has to admit his feelings. When she was a god, she didn't really come forward to promote the luck of the human race and destroy the luck of the demon race, but she had a part in promoting the overall situation behind the scenes, secretly affecting the overall situation of the gods, so that almost all the great powers of the demon clan were sent to the god list, which is very remarkable. But the monkey turned the sky last time, and the mother promised not to come forward to help the monkey wipe his buttocks, which is not authentic for the monkey. Even if I send heavenly soldiers and generals to capture Sun Monkey again, beat him half to death and degrade him for reincarnation, Niangniang can't say anything. ”
Muttering, the Jade Emperor smiled bitterly again.
Now Sun Monkey is escorting the person who learns the scriptures to the West Heaven, and he will not let Sun Monkey touch this matter. What's more, this immortal beast descended to the Jade Emperor's side to secretly provoke the matter of learning scriptures, but was killed and eaten by Sun Monkey, which is not on the Jade Emperor's side.
"Hate!!" the Jade Emperor patted the imperial case angrily.
Tai Bai Xing came up and reported the matter of "Monkey King", the Jade Emperor had a calm face, did not say a word, and turned around to leave the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
This can only be passed like this.
On the ground, Wu Kong's eyes flickered, and he muttered in his heart: "The Nuwa Niangniang of this world, I don't know if there is any connection with the Nuwa Niangniang of the positive world? I didn't see her when I went to the 'Origin Domain'...... No matter, anyway, along the journey to the west, Nuwa doesn't show up, and even if she does, I'm not afraid of her. My grandson monkey is so strong that even the mana of this grandson monkey is not afraid of Nuwa.
"After all, in the legend here, Nuwa sacrificed her body to make up for the sky, and her true body had long since turned into another part of the Heavenly Dao, which complemented the original Heavenly Dao but was not one, and the current Niangniang was just a primordial god......" (To be continued.) )