Jia Junxin glared at me resentfully, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many people around him, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to do it, so I would have run over and slapped him.

Adhering to the principle of "passing five levels and killing six generals, you have to pretend to be like." I looked at him with a smile or two, and finally Jia Junxin didn't carry me, and got into the store next to me with a weak heart, and this eye exchange ended in my big victory.

I yawned lazily, looked up at the end of the street, Flower Street belongs to the kind of promenade-shaped market that can go to the end of the whole road, the road on both sides can be six or seven meters wide, the left and right symmetry are all storefronts, our KTV is located in the middle, and it is a foot massage shop opposite.

It's just nine o'clock in the morning, and many shops haven't opened yet, only a few scattered stores have opened, but there is no business, and the ladies and bosses are gathered at the door of the store to chat, looking at me as if they are looking at something interesting.

Rao is thick enough to be watched by so many people at the same time, I will feel a little embarrassed, I spit, turned around and walked back to the KTV, Chen Ke curled up in the cash register, his little face was frightened, still a little frightened, I smiled at her comfortingly and said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's even affecting you!

Chen Keqiao's face was slightly red, and she responded like a mosquito, it doesn't matter, I will learn to get used to it for you.

I coughed dryly twice and said, "Xiaoke, I think you may have misunderstood, what happened last night was completely because I was beastly, I have a daughter-in-law, and we both registered for marriage!

Chen Ke nodded like a chicken pecking rice and said, I understand.

I felt that she still didn't understand what I meant, so I hurriedly explained patiently: "So, don't think anything about me, I'm just a rough man, don't look at me as if I look like a person, in fact, I'm pretending, my real character is a hooligan, a complete bastard." ”

Chen Ke nodded, blushing to the root of his ears, and said timidly, I can feel it...

"Forget it, old girl, I'll tell you so, don't take a fancy to me, I will never like you, even if I really sleep with you, I will definitely not be responsible, I can't live with my daughter-in-law, you just treat me as a wife, can you understand?" I scratched the back of my head and said.

Chen Ke still looked ignorant, nodded and said, I understand!

She was neither angry, nor did she show the slightest embarrassment of being rejected by me, I seemed to think that I would be wrong, could it be that I was making a mistake? I smiled dryly and said, "It's good to understand, let's continue to settle accounts."

"Okay.." Chen Ke nodded crisply.

More than half an hour later, the monk came back with a sack, looking at the pocket in his hand, my scalp was a little numb, and I roared in horror, why the hell did you get those long worms back? I wonder if you went to release them!

The monk blinked his eyes twice and said, to be a man, you have to follow the rules of the food chain, the weak eat the strong, why throw it away, snake meat is a big supplement, I just went out to peel the skin, and went to the market to buy some white radish, how about we improve the food at noon?

"My day, are you a monk or not? Aren't all monks fasting and reciting Buddha?" I swallowed unconsciously.

The monk smiled "hehe" and said confidently, "When wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha will sit in his heart!" How can he be born without entering the world? Don't confuse me with those swaggering pseudo-Buddhas in the temple, who don't understand what Buddhism is at all, and sit in the temple and shout my Buddha's mercy, but live the life of a beggar who comes to his hands and eats and opens his mouth, I don't despise it!

I was stunned by the maid, I looked at him a little dumbfounded, just now there was a moment on his face but there was a look of dignity on his face, as if it was really like that, not waiting for me to have a trace of awe, the monk grinned and said, do you want to eat braised or make soup?

Sure enough, it was handsome for only three seconds, and I pouted helplessly and said, it's good if you're happy!

At noon, a group of us got together and had a "snake meat" hot pot, not to mention that although the monk looked very out of tune, his cooking skills were really good, and the tongue we ate almost swallowed in a meal.

In the process of eating, I asked the monk to help calculate whether it is suitable for opening tomorrow, to be honest, I don't believe in these messes, the main thing is to let the big guy ask for peace in his heart, the monk puffed his fingers with a cigarette and pretended to pinch his fingers, and after a while, he spit out the smoke and shook his head and said: "Yin and evil stars, the first episode pushes the murderer, tomorrow is not suitable!"

I licked my lips, took out a hundred dollars from my pocket, put it on the table, smiled and said, recalculate.

The monk squinted at the banknotes on the table, and after chattering for a long time, he nodded and said, "I miscalculated, although tomorrow is gloomy and starry, but the Book of Poetry has a little bit of starry light, the first episode pushes the fierce, it is rare for the boss to be born with a micro life, just to be able to turn evil into auspiciousness, tomorrow should be opened, and the business will be booming!

"The master is right, let's go!" I raised my glass and beckoned to a few toasting monks.

The things that need to be purchased for the opening, we are almost ready, and now the only thing that is bad is the young lady, I asked Hu Jin worriedly, Brother Jin, didn't you say that you had contacted six or seven young ladies yesterday?

Hu Jin nodded, took out his mobile phone and started calling, "Mmmmmmmm

I sneered and said, it's not a big problem, Brother Xing, you and Huazi will find someone to install the KTV signboard and the glass door of the hall in the afternoon, clean up, and we will open as usual tomorrow!

"What about the young lady?" Wang Xing asked me.

I laughed and said, "Yes, and it will swarm."

That night, at one o'clock in the morning, Hu Jin and Chen Erwa and I set off towards the place where Jia Junxin lived.

Jia Junxin lives in a community near "Flower Street", no daughter-in-law, no children, a typical bachelor, with Chen Erwa leading the way, we almost didn't have much effort to open the door and enter his house, when we arrived at his house, Jia Junxin has not come back, we have not turned on the lights, just sit in the living room and smoke slowly, when I came, I have already explained what they should do.

After waiting for about an hour, there was a "click" from the door to unlock, Jia Junxin walked in dizzily with a little girl in his arms, and the two began to hug each other and kiss frantically as soon as they entered the room, and Jia Junxin faded the girl in less than half a minute.

I gently leaned on Hu Jin next to me, Hu Jin stood up knowingly and turned on the living room light, and in an instant Jia Junxin and the girl were so frightened that they sat on the ground and screamed, I smiled and sat on the sofa and said, put on your pants first, what is there to show off about the enoki mushroom-like thing?

Then I glanced at the girl again and said, "Old girl, you have a very unique taste, you like the feeling of being pricked by needles?" Girl, if I were you, I would pretend to faint at this time, and I could often save my life if I couldn't see anything, what do you say?

That girl is also definitely an acting school, as soon as I finished speaking, she rolled her eyes and lay on the ground, Hu Jin pinched Jia Junxin's neck and pressed it to the coffee table, I picked up the ashtray on the table and covered it according to the dog's head and said: "This is the same time you threw a dead fish at my door yesterday!" and then smashed it again and chuckled and said, This is the time you threw snakes into my store this morning.

Jia Junxin howled in pain, I sneered and said, if you dare to call again, I will make up for you a third time!

The dog calf immediately closed his mouth and begged in a low voice: "Big brother, I don't know Taishan with eyes, don't be like me!"

I smiled and said, they all say that people in Huajie are xenophobic, and I am also a foreigner, what do you think should be done?

Jia Junxin nodded like a chicken pecking rice and said, I told the other bosses, you are my distant cousin, no one will dare to be embarrassed, let's get along like buddies in the future, do you think it's okay?

I nodded and said, refreshing people, we don't know each other, tomorrow our store opens, everything is ready, just send a little girl to accompany the wine, there are about twenty or so, is it about the same, cousin is willing to help me?

Jia Junxin said worriedly, there are only seven or eight full of houses in our store, and we really can't get you that much.

I grinned wickedly and said, "Waste his hands, finger by finger!"

Chen Erwa wore a mask on her face, picked up a small hammer from her back, handed it to Hu Jin, he pressed Jia Junxin's palm with both hands, and Hu Jin raised the hammer high.

"I can, I can get in touch. Jia Jun struggled violently and cried out in fright.

Hu Jin's face remained unchanged, and a hammer fell hard, "Ah!" Jia Junxin let out a heart-rending cry in pain, and the sister paper next to him who was pretending to be dizzy was startled, raised his head and glanced lightly, and after seeing the blood stains on the coffee table, his head was crooked and he really fainted.

In fact, no matter whether Jia Junxin will agree to me tonight, I have made up my mind to treat him, and he will be completely stunned, until I see that we are all playing around in the future, although he has no great ability to do this kind of stupid cock, but he is very responsive...