601 Don't bite people
There are a few small words written crookedly on the note, it seems to be an address, the key is probably the key to the door, I asked Chen Ke, is that Jia Junxin's address and key?
Chen Ke nodded and said, Erwa, let me tell you to use it with confidence, the key was secretly deserved by him, Jia Junxin didn't notice it.
I didn't say much, smiled and beckoned my brothers to go downstairs for dinner, but in fact, I was very shocked, it is not a skill to steal the key, Deng Long's daughter-in-law An Jiabei can do it, but I can steal the key and match it with another hand, and then return it unconsciously, this means is not something that ordinary people can do, Chen Erwa is really a talent, if he doesn't have so many fancy eyes, how good it would be to use it willingly for me.
A few of us chatted and walked downstairs, and when we arrived at the hall, we found that the monk had come earlier than us, and was holding a bowl of wontons.
I gave him a white look and said, tonight you take the bed quilt and go downstairs to find a private room to sleep in, last night I almost didn't freeze and catch a cold.
The monk first glanced at me, then looked at Chen Ke twice, wiped his lips evilly, and said, Is it really like what you said? Why do I have a feeling that you are cheap and still behaved?
The monk didn't say that I hadn't really found out, listening to him talk like this, I glanced sideways at Chen Ke twice, and sure enough, Chen Ke seemed to have painted eyeshadow and blush today, and she was embellishment with light makeup, which made her already quite beautiful, and suddenly she looked even more sexy.
Hearing the monk's ridicule, Chen Ke whispered embarrassedly, let's eat.
Hu Jin was very polite to the monk, folded his hands and made a shake, and then sat next to him respectfully to eat, I always felt that Hu Jin was a little too polite to him, this old boy owes, you have to talk to him well, he coaxed and coaxed him, and scolded him with a roar, but he was honest.
I sat down next to the monk and asked, "By the way, what do you call you?" I can't always call you a bald monster, can I?
The monk pursed the rice stain on the side of his mouth and said, the name is just a code name, it doesn't matter how the donor shouts, my real name is relatively long, and I am afraid that the donor will not remember it.
I grabbed a bun and took a bite, and said vaguely: "It's a matter of politeness, you should talk about yours, we are both young, and our memory must be fine." ”
The monk sighed for a long time, but he had a solemn feeling of treasure, and said softly: I am a Tibetan, commonly known as Danba Geleg Gonggan Nyingpo...
"Huh!" I hurriedly gestured a pause, this grandson is deliberately manipulating me, muttering a Tibetan name like a multiplication formula, ordinary people can't remember, I said with a dry smile, I also think the name is a code name, it doesn't matter what it's called, it's good to call you a monk in the future, it's good to be both nice and domineering!
The monk said with a sinister smile on his face, "Boss, I would like to advance 500 yuan for living expenses later."
I just grabbed a cup of soy milk and wanted to drink it, I was choked by his words "poof" squirted out at once, soy milk sprayed all over his face, I coughed violently twice and asked, what about the face? Monk, do you still want to have a face?
The monk wiped his face with his sleeve, shook his head righteously and said, I want to go out and buy a dress, after all, if I want to work here, I can't always wear a robe, right? This is not only disrespectful to you, but also a blasphemy against my Buddha.
Afraid that I would get angry, Hu Jin hurriedly stood up, took out a few banknotes from his pocket and stuffed them into Hu Jin's hand to play a round, winked back and forth at me and smiled and said: "There's nothing wrong with it! ”
The monk scratched his brains and said with a smile, I borrowed the money first, and I will definitely pay it back to you after the salary.
I pursed my lips and said mockingly, as if I heard the sound of money being squandered.
As if he hadn't heard me, the monk asked himself, "Usually KTV only goes to work in the afternoon, right?" I will definitely come back before 12 o'clock.
After speaking, he stood up, and when he walked to the door, he glanced at Hu Jin and whispered, the bones have been set, don't blindly rely on your own speed, you should properly strengthen the strength of your lower limbs, otherwise you will toss your body sooner or later!
Hu Jin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he nodded respectfully towards the monk and asked, "Then master, how should I increase the strength of my lower limbs?"
The monk glanced at Hu Jin's calf and said, "You should have a weight on you, right?" Forget it, I'll talk to you later.
"Thank you, master!" Hu Jin clasped his palms together, and his appearance was like the little monster who saw Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West".
"Monk, I advise you not to run away with money, otherwise next time I see you, I will call the police directly, how can I go in and squat for three years and two years for the burglary!" I smiled and glanced at the monk who had stepped out of the door with one foot.
The monk gave me a meaningful look and walked away with a smile.
After he left, Hu Jin said with a face full of surprise, Little Third Master, he must be a master, I can see my advantages and disadvantages against the enemy at a glance, what a master!
I yawned and said, I don't know if it's tall or not, but I know that this guy is definitely a rice bucket, two bowls of wontons, four buns, and tea eggs, this amount of rice, ordinary temples really can't support him.
"Masters have always been talented!" Hu Jin looked like a loyal fan seeing his idol, and the frenzy on his face never dissipated.
The fat man touched his round belly from the side, and whispered, "In this way, am I also a legendary hidden master? I eat no less than a monk, is my attribute not activated?
"Get out! Get out of here with Hu Jin! I'm upset when I see you two!" I grabbed a bun and threw it over.
"Hey, I'll go! let's pretend with me!" The fat man also threw a fritter at me, and a good meal made us a "Songkran Festival", and finally Chen Ke cleaned it up.
After eating, my brothers went to prepare things for the opening, Chen Ke and I stayed in the KTV to settle accounts, calculating the drinks and drinks needed for the opening, after a little embarrassment last night, and then when I was alone with her, I always had an awkward feeling, Chen Ke seemed to have nothing to do, and his expression was serious "crackling" and writing and drawing on the paper according to the computer.
Seeing me secretly looking at her, Chen Keqiao bit the corner of her mouth with a slightly red face, lightly pointed to the scar on the corner of my eye and asked, Third Master, where did the injury on your face come about?
"Are you asking this?" I pointed to my eye socket and said, this is a donkey's pedal! When I was a child, I saw someone playing with rabbit ears, so I asked my father, "Doesn't it hurt to pull a rabbit?" My father told me that rabbit ears are so long just for the convenience of people, and this sentence has been imprinted in my mind until one day, I saw a donkey, that day, I was almost not kicked to death!
"Poof..." Chen Ke suddenly burst out laughing, covering his little mouth and trembling.
When the two of us were talking, the monk came back, his bare brain door was particularly conspicuous, a pair of "black super" sunglasses were hung on his face, he was wearing a black windbreaker, and his bright leather boots looked like a social big brother who came out of a Hong Kong movie, and waved his hand at me in high spirits: "Thunder Monkey!"
I frowned and said, "Are you here to buy us?"
The monk coughed awkwardly, and then he flashed to the side, and then I saw someone throw a burlap bag into our shop, the mouth of the bag was loose, and several hideous wild snakes crawled out of the bag.
Outside the door, two young men on motorcycles provocatively made a loud "hooligan whistle" towards the store, and then kicked the motorcycle "suddenly" away.
"Ahh
It must have been done by the Wang Ba calf named Jia Junxin, the dog day is simply maggots, not biting people, I sneered and pinched the bridge of my nose and walked out of KTV, looked up, and sure enough, I saw Jia Junxin with seven or eight young people standing at the door of a massage parlor while chatting with melon seeds.
Seeing him smile like a chrysanthemum at me, after thinking about it, I also squeezed out a smile and hugged my fist at him, opened my voice and shouted, I accepted the gift!