The "Mysteries" of the Universe (Part II)
Zheng Guanghui finally walked out of the door of this "rotten institution" with all kinds of helplessness...... (Leaving behind him Wang Shouren and Kong Wenjing, who were snickering and talking, a group of bad guys)
Xiao Zheng stood blankly on the corner of the street in this alien city...... Look at the bustling crowds on the streets and the shuttles of all kinds of aircraft in the sky......
"Hey!! And where should I go now, helpless!?Oh my God!, would you like to give me a hint?God?Open your benevolent eyes!!!" Zheng Guanghui muttered depressedly in his heart. Then he took his heavy steps and walked leisurely into the distance......
"Your Excellency, Your Excellency Uncle Kong, if this Xiao Zheng student was driven crazy by reality for a while, he wouldn't jump into the river to commit suicide, would he? Or if he was careless, he was snatched away by colleagues from other institutions?" In the hall, Wang Shouren asked Uncle Kong Wenjing worriedly.
Xiao Wang, don't worry, there are nearly 10,000 earth planets like you, this Xiao Zheng's and your own, and at present, in general, they are all assigned to our institution in charge of research, so there is no need to worry about him being snatched away by other institutions. As for whether he will be driven crazy by the current predicament to jump into the river, that is a question of his own ability to bear it. At most, we only have more Void Robots, just pay close attention to him!hahahahahaha!" Uncle Kong Wenjing patiently explained to Wang Shouren.
"Uncle Kong, I remember that you taught me before, saying that there are 128,000 identical mortal stars in our parallel space, so now the students want to further ask your predecessors, are these 128,000 earth mortal stars the sum of the number of earths in the current universe?" Wang Shouren asked again.
The so-called 128,000 is only our layer, and how many layers are there in our vast universe? To be honest, the current minimum estimate will not be less than 128,000 to the 1,000th power! That's the number of tens of trillions, trillions of trillions! Each layer of trillions of trillions of planets, it will have 128,000 identical mortal planets without exception, and the biggest difference between them is that they are in different times and spaces.
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The two great sages and great Confucians in the other side are still there "laughing and talking about the three thousand Bodhi in the world", and the young man Zheng Guanghui who is as frightened as a lost dog in this side is there......
I saw that Xiao Zheng was wearing a brand-name clothes, wearing a 330,000 international watch on his wrist, and carrying an LV men's dry bag diagonally, and he was hobbling down a bustling street in this alien city......
"Young man, young man, you can see that you are always an alien, right?" said an alien "successful person" wearing a suit and tie on the side of the road and greeted Zheng Guanghui.
"Well??? how do you know I'm an alien?? I've been here for a while, and all I hear is that everyone here says Chinese whether it's blonde or black-haired. I also saw the various characters on the street of the store, and they were all written in Chinese. So now the question is! What kind of eyes do you use to definitely see that I am an alien??? uncle! I don't understand!!, I suspect that Your Excellency may be a liar!!Hmph!!" Zheng Guanghui yelled at the "local middle-aged successful person".
"Young man, young man, you're old-fashioned! Do you see that long-haired, blue-haired beauty across the street? Her name is Margaret, and she's an alien beauty from an Earth-like planet. But she's European, and her mother tongue is your English. If you want to see the real appearance of our world and listen to the local language of our alliance, then put on the glasses in your uncle's hand for free, and then appreciate it carefully! Hahahahahaha!" The middle-aged uncle enthusiastically explained to Xiao Zheng in confusion.
"Oh!?Is it so amazing?Okay!Uncle, please put your glasses on for me, so that I can see your bustling alien world!" Zheng Guanghui said. While taking the glasses handed by the middle-aged local uncle.
As soon as Zheng put on those glasses, the surrounding environment of the city immediately underwent earth-shaking changes...... The aliens have also become more well-dressed (seemingly a more perfect fashion attire)... The store's signboard text becomes a wonderful alien text that has never been seen before...... The tone of the aliens around him has also become their voice tone, and I can't understand a word at all...... In the twilight sky in the sky, a huge "Saturn" wears its sparkling rings and towers above the distant horizon......
At this time, the only thing Zheng Guanghui could understand was the coquettish voice of the British girl Margaret across the street: "Oh! sell Gade......! oh sell Gade! oh..."
"Young man! Young man! Okay, okay! If I wear it again, Uncle I'm going to start charging for it! It's okay! Take it off and return it to Uncle! Hahahahahaha!" The ugly uncle on Zheng Guanghui's side began to use Chinese to remind this Zheng classmate to come.
As soon as he heard that there would be a charge, Xiao Zheng was afraid that he would be knocked on the bamboo pole by this alien, so he quickly took off the glasses and quickly handed them back.
"Young man, have you seen it? Feel the great advanced technology of our Divine Universe Alliance, do you have a breathtaking emotion??? hahahahahaha......haha
"Oh, that's amazing......" Zheng Guanghui just wanted to say something more. But at this time, there seemed to be a "chase and kill case" on the plane tree above his head, and he saw a huge cute squirrel, "chasing" and killing, a kitten that was not much smaller than it, and these "two", at this time, were in a half-flying state, and ran to another tree not far away......
Xiao Zheng was frightened by these two "chivalrous", and he stood in place and couldn't say a word for a while, his hand just pointed to the direction where the two wild objects shot out just now, and there was a sound ???of "Ahh
"Oh!?Are you referring to that little wild cat, young man? Leave it alone! This ugly creature is the famous little villain here! It's called the Ugly Cat, and the clown stole one of the cubs of this she-squirrel named 'Big Apple' a month ago. So this big apple squirrel wants to eat this ugly monster alive every day! Hahahahaha! Young man! Let's not talk about it, let's talk about the business of the blue elf flower bones! Look at you aliens, Zhong Mo has no aesthetics at all, and you come to us without even wearing a flower bone! It's so ugly and ugly duck! Hmph! And said that we can see at a glance that you are an alien, and you don't even wear flower bones, is this an ugly alien? Hmph! If we want to agree, we must also agree with our aesthetics and wear our blue and beautiful flowers and bones!" The middle-aged uncle saw that Zheng was startled by the cat, and hurriedly came over to talk about business, and comforted Zheng Guanghui.
"Oh, listening to Uncle say this, Xiao Zheng also thinks this is the truth! Okay! Uncle, you should make a price now! What kind of price is your beautiful blue flower bone?" Zheng Guanghui happily agreed to the middle-aged uncle.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, but, before we start trading, as is customary, Uncle I'm going to introduce myself. My name is Wang Wan, and I am the vice chairman and vice chairman of the board of directors of the city's Emperor Howl Trading Group. Our company is mainly engaged in the business of all kinds of decorative blue beautiful flowers and bones, with high quality and low price, high quality and high quality......" Uncle Wang Wan said very professionally.
Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang......, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang Woo woo woo ...... "Zheng Guanghui was afraid of being deceived by Uncle Wang, so he simply pretended to be pitiful and whimpered there.
"What are you talking about, Xiao Zheng! We are a legal society, and no one has dared to buy and sell forcibly for tens of thousands of years! Besides, Xiao Zheng, you can get closer and take a look at Uncle Wang's work card! See? The above 'Vice Chairman Wang Wan', the following 'Your Excellency Vice Chairman Wang Wan', the work number Dongdong 2. In other words, in the whole group company, except for the chairman and her old man, Uncle Wang is the biggest, understand? Uncle Wang has all the supreme power to give discounts to your alien customers!
Seeing that Uncle Wang was so honest, Xiao Zheng was not ambiguous, and immediately followed up: "Okay! Uncle Wang! You can just quote a price directly! Xiao Zheng and I are actually a happy person." Please, Uncle Wang!". "Oh!Okay!Then four cents per string, Uncle Wang sells three strings of the latest style for you, and another pure gold water cup will be given as a souvenir of your first meeting with my uncle and nephew and a gift from the company, Xiao Zheng, what do you think?" Uncle Wang also said freely.
"Oh, yes, yes, duck, duck...... Tama bought three bunches of flowers and bones for two cents a piece, and actually gave a pure gold water cup as a gift???Is this alien brain Xiudou? Or are their pigsty here all made of gold???" Zheng Guanghui thought happily in his heart.
"What??Xiao Zheng, you don't still have questions about this lowest internal price??Okay! Now you take out your mobile phone, there should be a Uniview Alliance online shopping software on it, you open it (Xiao Zheng then opened the software on the mobile phone). See, the lowest price on the whole network is four cents and five days. It's five points more expensive than Uncle Wang's string, and I don't have any gifts! Now I know that Uncle Wang, I'm a real honest entrepreneur, right? Xiao Zheng! You aliens like to pick and choose the most! Hmph! I'm still a young man and a young man, but I'm so unhappy! Uncle Wang, I'm starting to despise you a little now! Hmph!" Uncle Wang saw that Zheng Guanghui, who was excited, didn't take out the card to check out for a long time, thinking that this alien young man was hesitating, so he muttered angrily.
"No, no, no Uncle Wang! Your flower bones are happy to buy them now! Where are the flower bones, Uncle Wang? Please put them on Xiao Zheng and me now! Salute Uncle Wang, pay tribute to the people of the great Yuguan Alliance! I thank you on behalf of the people of the earth, great Uncle Wang!" Zheng Guanghui said to Uncle Wang with a categorical expression.
As soon as Uncle Wang heard that the young man Zheng Guanghui had decided to buy the three strings of flower bones, he immediately happily beckoned a pulsatilla ugly bird in the sky to fly down, and the ugly bird's neck and wings were wrapped around as if hundreds of strings of blue flower bones were hung, so its wings were stiff, and it was obvious that this was an intelligent machine ugly bird. "Little Taibao Machine Bald Bird! Now this distinguished alien guest in front of you wants to buy our latest flower bone three strings, please ship it immediately!" Uncle Wang Wan ordered the ugly bird.
"Come on!" the ugly bird screamed. Just listening to the "sigh", Zheng Guanghui felt that he was wearing three strings of light blue fragrant flower bones on his chest.
"Ahh
"Oh! Just swipe your card or pay by phone! Come on! Xiao Zheng, this is another pure gold water cup given to you by Uncle Wang, you weigh it, it weighs more than 200 grams! Hahahahahaha" Uncle Wang also happily agreed.
But after a while, this Uncle Wang began to be unpleasant again......
After listening to Uncle Wang's explanation for a long time and not understanding Zheng Guanghui's explanation, he simply scolded: "Your mother!?young man!You won't be pretending to be stupid to Uncle Wang and me here, right??You actually use your Earth's ICBC credit card to shop in our city??? do you understand the rules??...... No, you can't do it with CCB!!??!......?
"Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang! You are angry! Xiao Zheng, I really just arrived in this city this afternoon, and I don't understand anything! In this way, if you want to use your 'silver yuan' to pay the bill, it seems that only I have 20 yuan in my Apple phone and the 'Reimbursement Fee for Applying for a Failed Job' I just received. I don't know how to deduct them for one yuan and two cents to Uncle Wang, so please ask Uncle Wang to help my nephew and I will deduct it! Thank you, Uncle Wang! Uncle Wang is angry, Uncle Wang is angry!" Seeing that Uncle Wang was excited, Zheng quickly comforted and explained.
"Oh, I say, you must have some money on the phone. Okay, you've used your Alipay on Earth, right? It's easy to use it, now bring up the 20 yuan in your mobile phone out of the page, and say to it: Please transfer 1 yuan and 2 cents to Uncle Wang. That's it!Then confirm the amount, confirm the sending, and it's over!," Uncle Wang pointed at Zheng Guanghui. Then the two successfully transferred money and prepared to break up......
"Hey, Uncle Wang, are the prices here, especially food and shelter, expensive?" Zheng Guanghui began to ask about the prices of Uncle Wang's place.
For example, if you don't go to a hotel or hotel, but just use it for food, you can eat here for two months, and there may be any leftovers! Child! Do you know that this great cosmic alliance of ours is located in a different space from yours, your space is a three-dimensional space plus time, and our space is a three-dimensional space plus time plus folding, and a seven-dimensional space with variables. So when we look at your world in our world, your earth world, we find that there are 128,000 of them. As for which of the 128,000 earths you come from, Uncle Wang, I don't know very well, after all, Uncle Wang, I'm just a businessman! Son! Uncle suggests that you don't go to any hotel tonight, because it's very expensive for us to stay in a hotel here, and you only have about ten yuan, so it's better to keep it for dinner in the future! That's all Uncle can do to help you. In our city, the local residents are not allowed to take in aliens to go home for the night, especially if they have daughters at home, the fine will be heavier! Take good care of yourself, Xiao Zheng, I hope Uncle will see you in this district tomorrow, now take advantage of this beautiful night, go to the square to take a sightseeing mecha, and go to this bustling metropolis to play around! Remember, you must come back to this district at night, you know? Otherwise, you will definitely be expelled in other districts, remember Xiao Zheng! See you tomorrow!" Uncle Wang finished speaking. After saying goodbye to Zheng Guanghui, he walked into the distance......
"Oh, they actually found as many as 128,000 of them on our earth? Isn't that also the 128,000 of my Zheng Guanghui living on these planets??There are also as many as 128,000 of that Wang Shouren Demon Iniquity??? Oh, yes, oh, yes, ?!!, yes, , yes
"Sir, sir, are you interested in choosing one of our sisters to play? Our sister will help you pay for the hourly room, so you don't have to worry about the cost as an alien guest!" several bewildering local beautiful girls came up and accosted angrily.
"Hmm??There is such a good thing here??? Zheng Guanghui thought urgently in his heart. Originally, he was ready to refuse this group of glamorous people in one bite. But when he raised his eyes, he actually found an acquaintance, "Hmm, that eighteen or nineteen-year-old beauty, isn't it the secretary girls Jenny and Liu Xiaoli who applied for the job in the agency in the afternoon?" Zheng Guanghui muttered again.
"Xiao Liu, why are you doing this again??" Zheng Guanghui opened his mouth and asked Liu Xiaoli directly.
"Ah! It's Brother Zheng from the earth! Okay, yes, okay! Brother Zheng, you just choose Xiaoli and me! After all, we are acquaintances! Ahh......h
…… If you choose, you will choose you, my lord, I am seven feet high, and I am afraid that your little Nizi has cheated something (anyway, Lao Tzu has no money) ...... "What? As long as my lord and I have not fallen, you will accompany me to spend the night until dawn?" Okay! Wouldn't Lao Tzu save the expensive room money tonight! Hahahahahaha...... "......
…… From half past five to seven o'clock now...... Brother Guanghui still didn't give full play to his "specialty" in the end, and was almost squeezed dry by that Xiao Liu...... Directly expelled from the luxury hotel room she opened......
Brother Guanghui walked on the street alone.........
After first going to a "sightseeing bus station" in the city, and after asking if it was a penny and you could sit on it and travel around the city, he excitedly boarded the luxurious flying mecha with a large group of alien tourists from other planets......
Mecha take-off ...... Zheng Guanghui swept away the "tiredness on the bed" just now, and admired this huge otherworldly city with great joy......
The mecha is equipped with a beautiful local sister as a tour guide, who delicately and beautifully explains the history of this great "capital city of the U.S. Confederation": "...... Okay, the bright square below that you see now is the place where our alliance specializes in studying your 'Great Pearl Parallel Civilization' in the four-dimensional space. The Great Pearl Planet is also located in the beautiful Milky Way, and together with the Earth Civilization there, the Alpha Star Civilization, etc., it forms a beautiful rainbow of galactic civilizations...... The Dazhu civilization, like the earth civilization, also has 128,000 identical but slightly different parallel space ......"......
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"It's so good to know how to eat ducks!hahahahahahaha......haha
Because he had just done the "Saw Spirit" and went on a sightseeing mecha tour for so long, Zheng Rotren felt really hungry at this time......
So he walked to a restaurant...... The price of the menu in the high-end restaurant is really staggeringly low...... I saw that it was written, our store newly launched:
A steamed lobster, three cents.
A braised king crab for four cents.
One homemade sausage, two cents.
Roast suckling pig quarters, six cents.
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"Oh my God! Lao Tzu, this is really heaven, duck!! My roast suckling pig is six cents!hahaha......ha!"
Zheng Guanghui was satisfied with eating the best roast suckling pig, and drinking a six-year-old Portus Bordeaux for five cents and a pound and a half...... I don't want to mention how cool it is!
"Meow meow !?" Through the glass window, the little cat called Di Ting seemed to greet him urgently.
The waiter came over and asked the "Zheng Siwenren": "May I ask if this cat is your newly adopted pet?" If so, we will let it in and have dinner with you, if not, we will immediately release the Flying Eagle to drive it away!"
The drunken and hazy "Uncle Zheng Guanghui" was excited at this time, and suddenly saw this poor little kitten outside the window as if he was calling for help to himself, and immediately moved his heart of compassion, so he responded loudly to the waiter: "Oh! Yes! This little truth is my newly adopted stray cat, please let it in!"
When the waiter heard that Zheng Guanghui had adopted the stray kitten, he immediately waved his hand and caught the cat directly from outside the glass in the void, and placed it next to Zheng Guanghui's seat......
Nadi heard the kitten cub leap up to Zheng's shoulder, and pointed to the pork on the plate with his little front paws, and cried out like a baby, "Ahh
"Hahahahaha Eat, eat, eat, eat, Daddy will feed you right away! Cat woo, and say a few more words to Daddy!" Zheng Guanghui listened to this cat learn how to speak human language, and he was immediately so happy that he didn't want to.
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…… Late at night, Zheng Guanghui, who was full of food and drink, "two fathers and daughters", listened to his father's arms and walked out of this luxurious restaurant happily......
Guanghui took Di Ting to an open-air hot spring in the square, and took a warm bath for Chou Di Ting with the face towel and hand sanitizer he had just asked for at the restaurant. Then I bought a device like a "perpetual motion dryer" on the Internet for another penny, and blew the ugly truth cleanly, refreshingly......
…… At the door of a hotel in the square at midnight in summer, on a bench, Zheng Guanghui had fallen asleep with a dry bag, and Xiao Di was afraid that the mother squirrel called Big Apple would come to chase him after him for a while, so he simply hid it in Zheng's suit bag...... But its tail is too long, so it's like a big dog's tail grass, and it's cute and exposed...... (??!)