The "Mysteries" of the Universe (Part II)
It's dawn...... In the early morning, the alien city ushered in a new day in the light of the rising sun......
Zheng Rotren also woke up, but to be precise, he was woken up by the mother squirrel named Big Apple......
"Woooooooooooo Murderer! Murderer!...... "The squirrel kept roaring in the voice of a human toddler. And around Zheng Guanghui's "father and son" constantly jumped up and down there, carrying out demonstrations. (???!) In the past, this ugly ghost was a wild cat that no one cared about, but since yesterday the big apple found that it seemed that Mr. Zheng had adopted it and bathed it in the hot springs, so early this morning, this "victim and bitter master" came here to find the murderer's "head of the family" Zheng Guanghui to ask for "justice??!?!"!
"Oh yes, I said Little Apple's daughter! Oh no! It's Big Apple's daughter, right? However, no, wasn't it just eight months old when we heard Xiao Di a month ago? It's still a teenager, and it can't be enough to be sentenced or shot to death! It can only be very critical and educated! Alas...! Maybe it was really hungry and cold in the past few days, and it had to do it? I said Big Apple, a good girl! Uncle Zheng begs you to give me, the adult head of the family, a face, how about we turn hostility into jade?...... Ouch, hey, why did you bite my finger as you talked!?you, you!Do you have rabies! I ...... you little thing's fairy duck! It attracted a burst of laughter from the onlookers at the entrance of the hotel...... Hahahahaha......
"Where is my son's truth??Dog's day! This harmonious society, Lang Lang Qiankun, you have actually eaten someone's son or daughter??? are you a murderer, do you understand?!? you kill someone, you are a murderer!!" Zheng Guanghui scolded the kitten cub when he heard it. The weak little kitten, when he heard "Daddy" scolding himself so angrily, immediately buried his head in a corner and meowed and complained, as if he was repenting alone...... How pitiful and pitiful it is.
"Oh! You now know that you regret it, murderer! Why did you try to be quick in the first place? You still put your ass at Dad, and you have no face to see people, right, ugly thing! Murderer! Do you see the uncles and aunts behind us? They are also looking at Dad, the head of the family, how can they properly deal with this vicious incident now? Hmph! Listen to it! Now Dad will immediately buy a bag of nuts online, and you will lead the way, and we will go to the tree hole of the big apple's house, and our father and son will go to the door to plead guilty, and ask for forgiveness! Go! Lead the way ahead and listen to the ugly truth!" Zheng Guanghui roared heroically.
The kitten then obediently led the way, and the "father and son" began to set off for the big apple..."Okay! The young man has a responsibility!", "Xiao Zheng! Good job! Only twenty-three years old has such a mind, good! Zheng Guanghui, a good boy on the earth!", "Zheng Guanghui dares to take responsibility, he is a good cat father, praise one!" The crowd around the crowd praised this "hero father" one after another.
"Everyone, everyone! I will admit to everyone my mistake on behalf of my family's ignorant Xiao Di! I used to be a wild cat and I couldn't manage it, but now that I have adopted it, I will definitely discipline it into a good cat and a good girl!" Zheng Guanghui heard everyone's praise, and once again promised everyone passionately.
"Xiao Zheng! Wait a minute! Brother Shouren, I'll go with the two of you! In view of the fact that you are about to become my brother's deputy, my brother is the leader, and you should also accompany your subordinates to complete the completion, this touching incident of caring for small animals! Hahahahahahahaha!" This was the voice made by Wang Shouren, who had just gotten off the luxury mecha. At the same time, Zheng Rotren also saw Jenny and Liu Xiaoli's secretaries who looked flattering behind this alien with a "professional eye...... (This hotel is also an institution, so Wang can also be considered a big leader here.) )
"This turtle son is an excellent young man, and he is really played in nine out of ten gongs! But it seems that just now he said that I am about to be his deputy! Oh my God! Even if I lift the shoes of this madman, Lao Tzu is also very willing! Hahahahahaha! Not to mention being the deputy of this tyrannical brother Wang! Brother Wang, Brother Wang, great Brother Wang! Your lackey Xiao Zheng Zheng is a duck!" As soon as Zheng Guanghui heard Wang Shouren say this, his heart thought quickly.
In this way, Zheng Guanghui listened to the "two fathers and sons" carrying a bag of original nuts, accompanied by Wang Shouren, Liu Xiaoli, and several good deeds, walked into the forest park on the side of the square, and set off to the tree hole of the big apple's house......
When they walked to the "doorstep" of the Big Apple, Ms. Wan Ziping, the deputy mayor of the city, also led her three-person shooting team to wait for them......
The beast language expert sent by the city government called out the cute mother squirrel, Big Apple...... Zheng Guanghui solemnly offered the bag of nuts and apologized to the big apple on behalf of Xiao Di......
At first, Big Apple resolutely refused to eat Zheng's nuts, because it originally wanted Zheng Jiangdi to be strangled to death! (Oh?! this means accepting the apology!)
When Di heard that the other two cubs of the Big Apple had gained a little fatter and the flesh seemed to have increased a lot, he immediately jumped on his shoulders again, and whispered to Zheng in his baby voice, "Dad, I want to eat!"
"I, fuck, fuck, you grandma, dogs, murderers, and now you dare to think of committing crimes again??? Lao Tzu! On the side, Wang Shouren and other people eating melons were followed by a burst of happy laughter......
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Since Dr. Wang personally nominated the special recruitment, the organization cannot go against the will of this senior leader. Xiao Zheng: Now, under the instructions of Director Wang of our department, the organization immediately hired you as a deputy section-level cadre of the organization, with a monthly salary of 10,000 silver yuan. Do you have any personal opinions?" In the hall of the institution, Kong Wenjing held the document in his hand and asked Zheng Guanghui on the other side of the table loudly.
"Oh my God!?Twenty yuan yesterday was like an emperor, and in the future, I will squander ten thousand yuan a month!!That won't sweep the whole universe??? hahahahahaha!" In his mouth, he happily responded to Kong Wenjing: "I have no opinion! I have no opinion! I thank Wang Shouren for being the first lord! I am grateful to Commissioner Kong and Uncle Kong's deputy chief! Xiao Zheng will definitely do his best in his future work and work hard and ...... grievances......."