After the fifth brother drank a cup of tea, he said slowly:

Yuzhi often went to the township government office to find a dog to make trouble, in order to be a monk in the Tianhou Palace, a dog did not dare to face the madman theory of Yuzhi, so he was a secretary and did not know him in general, so he always avoided Yuzhi every time.

Ah Gou'er said that Yuzhi was really crazy this time! I don't know why? I just got involved with that Buzhen monk? Is it because of the third sister-in-law? From the day that the Buzhen monk entered the Tianhou Palace, the third sister-in-law was arranged by A Gou'er to serve the Buzhen monk, and the third sister-in-law usually has no fixed job, but now she has something to do, buy vegetables, cook rice, wash clothes, do everything, and go to the monk every day.

Yuzhi hated the dog.

Before Bu Zhenhe became a monk, his common name was Jia Huairen, his ancestral home was Jidi, and he was about thirty years old. It is said that he also went to college, and he is a person with a little ink in his stomach. Beipiao for a few years, under the overpass of the second ring road in Kyoto, he set up a stall and sang songs, and liked to sing "Nothing", saying that it was a compulsory course for singers, one to practice the courage of the field, and the other to be a decent beggar, as long as the skin is thick, he can barely make a living.

Monk Buzhen is even better: he once worked as an extra actor in the exterior of Jiang Wen's "Let the Bullets Fly" in Baihe Bay, Huairou Liuli Town, Kyoto, and his name appeared in the subtitles of the participating performers at the end of the film. also said that he played the rape No. 17 in a film, and there was a few seconds of footage in the film, but there was no dialogue, playing a disabled Oriental devil and raping an old Korean woman.

Buzhen also did business, owed a lot of debt, and after the business failed, he was finally plucked by a monk in the same village, shaved his hair, and became a monk, but there was no point of ordination on his bald head. I don't know if it's a real monk or a fake monk?

In the past two years, Buzhen has been to Haiyang, and has stayed in the Guochan Temple in Kaiyuan Town, Haiyang, and has also been to the Xiangyun Ancient Temple in Siwangping.

Ah Gou'er is very smart: after all, this monk is a foreigner, and he is not familiar with the place, so it is only natural to arrange a third sister-in-law to serve the monk. He took out 1,000 yuan every month to pay his third sister-in-law a salary from the donations of those benevolent people in the public virtue box, and the third sister-in-law can be regarded as having a job and income, which is also justified.

People in the villagers said that since the third sister-in-law followed the monk, she also began to recite scriptures and learn Buddhism. This Dharma is boundless, and it actually made the third sister-in-law live like another person. The third sister-in-law is also dressed more fashionably than before, and she wears a lot of flowery clothes with bare shoulders, arms, and breasts, and her skirts are getting shorter and shorter, and she is twisting her buttocks and singing songs when she walks, and her lipstick is also painted like blood!

The third sister-in-law now meets the villagers, and she habitually clasps her hands together, and recites the sentence of Amitabha Buddha in her mouth, and she has a smile on her face after reciting, which is very charming. In particular, after passing the altar of the third prince at the head of the bridge at the head of the village, you have to put your palms together every time, kneel down and bow a few times.

The statue of the third prince of Sanyuan Village, standing in a small small stone of the big fish pond at the top of the bridge, every year in early April, the eighth prince is born, and the villagers of Sanyuan Village will bring three animals to worship the prince.

It is said that this prince still has a certain history: I heard the old people in the township say that in the past, there were haunted ghosts in this big fish pond in the township, and one person had to die every three years. In the old days, the pool water was not polluted, clean and edible, and whoever died of the old man, the filial son also had to use a few cents to buy water in front of the prince to drink for the dead parents under the leadership of the clan elders, so that the deceased could ascend to heaven to be a god and a Buddha, and there was water to drink along the way.

Every summer before the white dew, for a few months, adults and children are bathing in the pool, playing in the water, and swimming. Especially in the summer, after eating, take a trouser fork and a red, blue and white bath cloth, and soak in the pool. The big men stripped naked, at most in sensitive areas, surrounded by a bath cloth to cover the male roots, and some simply only held the bath cloth and did not enclose it, only blocking that part, revealing a circle of white buttocks that had not been tanned by the sun, and then went into the pool to bathe, so that the fatigue of working in the countryside soaked in the pool. When country people do farm work, sometimes they only wear bottoms, like a female star basking in the sun on the beach, and the place where the body is only a three-point bikini is white.

The big fish pond in the township is very strange, and I don't know what the reason is? There are always children drowning to death, and what is even more coincidental is that one person dies every three years! This really makes the villagers afraid, so the old generation went to ask the general who fell into a god, and the general said that he would set up a statue of the third prince by the pond, so that he could keep safe. It's really strange that since the statue of the third prince was erected, this pool is no longer haunted by water ghosts, and since then there have been no drowning deaths. Therefore, from before the liberation to the present, there is still a statue of the altar of the crown prince.

The third sister-in-law sometimes passed by the prince, hurriedly walked over, and suddenly remembered that she had not worshiped the prince, but she also turned around, immediately knelt down, and kowtowed to the prince in the same place, and spoke incoherently, not knowing what to read? In short, the third sister-in-law has changed now: she is sincere, she can dress up, and she is showing off all the time! In the past seven or eight years since marrying Dahan, she has not been able to raise her head in front of people, and that is the judgment of two people.

Yuzhi, a madman, why does he always have trouble with this monk? Isn't it because these three sisters-in-law don't enter his house now? Indeed, everyone in the village knows that the third sister-in-law has never entered the gate of Yuzhi for half a step since she went to work in Tianhou Temple.

In the past, the third sister-in-law was not like this, she always looked for words to go to Yuzhi's house, and even during the day, she didn't care about the strange eyes of the villagers, and she was free to enter and exit, and the lonely men and widows made the villagers talk behind their backs. But the third sister-in-law doesn't care about this, and Yuzhi has always endured great pressure. Especially Ah Gou'er, always looking for the fork of Yuzhi.

Since ancient times, the people of Sanyuan Village have a fine tradition of advocating virtue and virtue. In the old days, there was also a foreign monk master who lived in the village, and there was a Zen hermitage in the village at that time, behind the Tianhou Temple. The old man does not have the style of the current Buzhen monk, there is a special person to wait, and there are cars in and out.

Listening to the old people, the master at that time, I didn't know the name, and called himself the bitter gourd old way. The bitter gourd master is unfathomable, the magic power is boundless, can cure diseases and save people, metaphorically someone eats to choke on fish bones, to the nunnery, the master takes out a length of about fifteen centimeters, about three or four centimeters wide red paper, with his hand on the red paper scribble, the mouth reciting words, after the painting, take a small bowl, pour half a bowl of warm water, the master will be in the bowl of red paper cremated, and then call someone to drink, the throat of the person will not choke on the fish bone, it is as comfortable as ever. There are also children who cry at night, and they are carried to the nunnery, and the bitter gourd master also draws the talisman in the same way, and also takes the bowl after the painting, pours half a bowl of water, and lets the child drink it after the same, even if it is only a little drunk, the child will no longer cry.

It is said that Master Bitter Melon was born and was a disciple of the unknown generation of Guiguzi in Huairou Yunmeng Mountain, Kyoto, and was also taught under the Jidao Changmen at the Sanqing Hill, and the qi was clear and the villagers also respected him very much. Master Bitter Melon traveled here, convenient for Sanyuan Village Zen Yin Nunnery to live, turn the edge of the nunnery, cure the disease and save people, for a period of time, Sanyuan Village Zen Yin Nunnery is also famous, because there is a Taoist master living here. It's a pity that after the liberation, the villagers didn't know where this old master had gone, but the talisman bowl left by the master was given to Yuzhi's father, and I heard that even if the master didn't draw talismans, he poured water and drank it to cure the disease. I don't know if it's true or not? After all, it's just a legend.

Yuzhi is a bit of a crazy person, no fixed occupation, in the past two years, he has published some erotic novels on the Internet, and he has also published a few street chats in newspapers, claiming to be a freelance writer. I like to play chess, my chess skills are not bad, and I often gamble with the lazy man who is famous in the township and gambles on chess, but he loses every time, because the chandelier brother always secretly moves chess on the chessboard.

Yuzhi also reads a lot of books, almost all the martial arts novels of Jin Yong, Liang Xusheng, Gu Long, etc., have read them all. When he saw people, he talked about the martial arts moves in the novel, and sometimes when he talked about the rise, he danced with his hands, and the villagers said that he had hit the evil spirit. Yuzhi is also very fond of studying easy to learn, the most like the Song Dynasty Shao Kangjie's "Plum Blossom Easy Counting", look at the five-shaped physiognomy with the "Mai Physiognomy", of course, he dabbled in a lot of such books, what "Guiguzi", "Three Lives", "Xingxue Dacheng", "Qimen Dunjia", "Zhou Yi Prediction", "Da Sanyuan", "Four Houses" and the like, read a belly. In the past few years, he has also helped people look at the geographical feng shui, the five elements of life, and the self-named "jade bracelet".

In the past two years, Yuzhi's life has not been worried, and the whole family is not hungry after he has eaten enough. Since he was in his twenties, after his new wife ran away the day after the cave house, he changed his personality, he was very withdrawn, he didn't like to talk to people, he didn't want to marry a wife again, and he didn't teach anymore. The villagers secretly said that there was something wrong with the spirit of Jade! People seemed to be crazy.

To this day, Yuzhi still guards a four-point gold and blue brick mansion left by his ancestors and separated by a wall on the north side of Tianhou Temple. I live alone, a person in his forties, his eyes are very short-sighted, and he wears big black-framed glasses with 18 or 900 degree lenses. Yuzhi also often scolds people for no reason, especially loves to scold Gou'er, scolds Gou'er for eating the money of the collective in the township, and does some unsightly things at night to steal chickens and touch dogs, and now he has a fake monk to loot money. He also scolded the monk Buzhen, saying that the monk's name is Jia Huairen, but in fact he is unkind, and his surname is fake, he is simply a fake monk, and the law name is Buzhen, but it is not true. Recently, Yuzhi began to scold the third sister-in-law again, saying that when Da Han came back, he would definitely tell Da Han about the third sister-in-law's prostitute.

The third sister-in-law is Dahan's wife, who is He Yaping, whose family came to the countryside from the city to live in the countryside for a few years when she was a teenager, and later the whole family returned to the city. I heard that the marriage smoke was not smooth, married three times, died two husbands, and the last husband went crazy, so he divorced, these three marriages made no one dare to marry her, about ten years ago, I don't know who was the matchmaker, I actually married back to Sanyuan Village, and gave the honest brother Wumu to be a wife, and finally had a home. Originally, the villagers called her Da Han Mu, but Da Han Niang didn't let her, saying that Da Han's wife was very beautiful, so she could swing her head and face, and because Da Han was ranked third at home, and there were two sisters above, so she asked everyone to call Da Han Mu the third sister-in-law, saying that it was so decent.

Dahan has been doing muddy work outside for many years, and he can't go back home for a few days a year, and Dahan doesn't take his wife out, so the third sister-in-law is in the township, almost making people forget that she has a husband and lives like a widow. Da Han has long feet and short hands, his fingers are as hard as bamboo, he is very strong, tall and very fleshy, his skin is thick and black, his brain is not very good, he is dead-headed, he doesn't talk much, he stands on the wood, he looks like a nerd, but fortunately, he is not lazy in doing things, so it is not annoying.

But Da Han's strong body, his wife is from the city, and she knows how to dress up, she is quite beautiful, and she was the best age to give birth back then, and she has been married for more than ten years, but she didn't give birth to a son and a half daughter. This made the third sister-in-law a little shorter in front of the villagers, and lived a depressed life. What's even more difficult to say is that this Da Han seems to be as thick as a cow, but every time he does that, there is no prelude or anything, and he doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. And his wife had just been put on the hook and was feverish, so she was about to enter the play, and Dahan was like a dead pig, and she fell asleep. The third sister-in-law had to caress her plump breasts with one hand, and her lower body with the other, scolding Dahan in her heart, and moaning to call the bed in her mouth, until her whole body was full of fragrant sweat.

The fifth brother said that this was a big drunk and spit out the truth.

After half a year like this, the third sister-in-law really couldn't bear it, and the pain was unspeakable! I didn't care about making the villagers laugh, and dragged it hard, and took Da Han to the hospital, and the doctor checked and tested it, saying that it was a few drops of turbid things that Da Han got out of the toilet, and the survival rate of sperm was only a few ten-thousandths, and there was basically no possibility of giving birth, which was congenital, and the premature ejaculation during Da Han's intercourse was caused by the things that had been done by himself for many years, and it was difficult to improve. As soon as this result came out, the third sister-in-law felt like she was drenched in a bucket of ice water on a hot day, and her heart was cold all of a sudden.

When she returned home, the third sister-in-law gave Dahan a slap and cried for a divorce. Dahan immediately knelt down, and also smacked his face, crying and begging his wife not to leave, saying that if she left, he Dahan would make the villagers look down on him even more! As long as the third sister-in-law does not leave this home, she can do whatever she wants, and she will work hard to make money to make the third sister-in-law spend. Da Han also knows: There is a wife in the ten days and a half months when he goes home at the end of the year, and he can have someone to wash and cook, and he is also a gentleman! And at night, he can let Da Han hug and kiss his mouth to sleep, and he can get a few times when he takes off his clothes, which can be regarded as a home, and decades will pass in a blink of an eye, not to mention that his wife is a bewitching person, and Da Han is even more reluctant.

The third sister-in-law made an appointment with Da Han in three chapters, saying that she could not leave, and she would follow Da Han out to see the outside world. The third sister-in-law's wishful thinking is that as long as she goes out with Dahan, with her plump figure, charming appearance, and tender white skin, she may let any foreman boss take a fancy to her, and if she goes with others, she doesn't have to stick her good flower in Dahan's cow dung.

Da Han also knew that his wife, a beautiful young woman, had a good figure, big breasts, could dress up, had white skin and beautiful eyes, and had no children, just like a mature young woman, the most coveted person by men, if he followed him out and went to the outside world of flowers, then it would not be his wife. What's more, the plasterers who live on the construction site and come from all over the world in the shed, all of them are sex-hungry workers, hungry ghosts! These people who rely on watching **** every night, or looking for a street girl who stands for 20 yuan once a time, and fights in the field to solve their sexual life, will unceremoniously take turns to seduce their wives, and then they will suffer a big loss. Da Han would rather mess with himself every night than take his wife with him, and Da Han has always thought that he is very smart in doing so.

Da Han also understands that his wife looks like a flower and jade, just like Pan Jinlian married to Wu Da, but she is much taller than Wu Da. The villagers are also very jealous, especially Ah Gou'er, a stinky dog, every time she looks at her wife, she can't take her eyes off it, and often blushes and drools. But even so, after all, it is in the township, anyone who wants to think about his wife, then he can only be sneaky, and dare not be blatant, even if his wife gives him a green hat to wear, it is still better than taking his wife out to have a peace. If you take your wife outside, Da Han can't control her wife who doesn't keep her duty, and her wife is at home, but she is still her own wife, and it's also a decent home.

Thinking of this, Dahan knelt and moved a few steps, hugged his wife's legs and begged her wife, saying that he couldn't take care of himself outside, and his mother was old at home, and the pigs in the pigsty and the chickens in the chicken coop were no one to take care of, and you must not go out with your wife. It's just that I'm working harder to earn money outside, and I bring it home for you to spend, and I don't blame my wife for what she wants to do on weekdays, as long as my wife doesn't leave this home.

The third sister-in-law saw that Da Han said sincerely, and Da Han and his mother have always been very good to her, except for Da Han's troubles, everything else is impeccable, and she can't bear to let this family go away, so she can only tearfully agree to stay. But she showed Da Han that she also needs sex life, and it is only a matter of time before she wears a green hat for Da Han. The third sister-in-law also told Da Han to find some rural Langzhong to see if there was any local way, and if he was cured and hardened, he could do that thing normally. Da Han was so grateful! He hugged his wife to her chest and touched it indiscriminately. The third sister-in-law angrily pushed away Dahan's hand and scolded, "Dead dog, you know how to be cheap."

Later, the villagers also knew that the third sister-in-law had some abnormal relationships with Ah Gou'er and Yuzhi, but Da Hanniang knew that her daughter-in-law married Da Han, and she was also wronged. Before Da Han went out, he told his mother about going to the hospital for examination, and Da Han's mother pretended not to see with her eyes closed, and thought in her heart that she couldn't let the news of Da Han's inability to have children spread out, so she told her daughter-in-law that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and that she saw her ancestors after her death, and she couldn't explain it. Even Da Han Niang also hinted at the third sister-in-law, if the daughter-in-law can get pregnant and give birth to a son and a half, even if it is a borrowed seed, she also admits that after all, it can be passed on to the next generation, and Da Han will not have no queen. In this way, the third sister-in-law did not leave without saying goodbye, and tortured herself to live.

The fifth brother said that these were things that Da Han talked to him, and Da Han thought that the fifth brother could be trusted. I asked, "What happened later?" the fifth brother continued—