The fifth brother drank another cup of tea and continued:

Since ancient times, it has been said that "foreign monks can recite scriptures". The villagers all know that since this true monk came to the Tianhou Temple, the incense in the Tianhou Temple has been quite prosperous! Every day is like a temple fair, what kind of disaster and plant blessings, get rid of misfortune and solve difficulties, cross the catastrophe and ascend to heaven, and those who are willing to give thanks, etc., all kinds of rituals and Dharma things, one after another.

Of course, the monk Buzhen is also very energetic, doing the Dharma one after another, A Gou'er said that he is very good, he is willing to fight for practical things, and the scriptures are also read well, and the scriptures are like singing for a few hours, anyway, this countryman, no one can understand, I just feel that the sound of Master Buzhen's chanting, with Cui Jian's rock flavor, shouting and reading, sometimes there is exaggerated body language, awesome!

It's no wonder that in these years, who doesn't seek peace and fortune and good health. The enlarged ears begged for money to be recovered, the official begged not to be interviewed by the Commission for Discipline Inspection, the official's wife begged the men in the family not to outsource the third wife and the fourth aunt, and it was okay to have a second wife, the young girl begged to marry a local tyrant, and the collector of the Mark Six lottery begged to earn a lot of money.

And the monk Buzhen is really hardworking, of course, Ah Gou'er is also even happier, using his connections to find some official bosses to practice public morality, so the big red banknotes in the public virtue box are also double and long than before. The public virtue box in the Tianhou Palace, only Ah Gou'er has a key and can open it, every time he opens the box, Ah Gou'er smiles so much that his eyes are squeezed into a slit, and he speaks with a big tongue, and his saliva wets the entire shirt.

A dog is the number one person in our village, according to his own words, is the first person responsible for lifting the hanging furnace, sometimes he also humbly said that he is the person who leads the cow, which means that the countrymen are all oxen, this metaphor is also reasonable, and the countrymen do not pay attention to him, because he is the secretary of our Sanyuan Village.

As the saying goes: Heroes don't ask where they come from, this dog, your classmate, in Sanyuan Village, is indeed a character!

Ah Gou'er studied and mixed until junior high school, you know, and then he came out to mix in society, and also did a lot of business, selling thin shells and seafood, selling snow sticks (popsicles), Selling fruits and vegetables; old copper tin, full of four towns and six miles; also did a snack shop, for a period of time also did the collection of overseas Chinese exchange coupons for Hong Kong dollars, etc., and later when doing fruit wholesale business, but also deceived Ludi hundreds of thousands of yuan of apples and pears, once there were also a few people, the dog swept into the car to take back to Ludi, fortunately the chandelier brother and the villagers blocked the car, and dragged him out of the car, otherwise he might have died.

At that time, Ah Gou was still kneeling with the chandelier brother and said, "If my Ah Dog has a prosperous time, he will repay it." In short, Ah Gou'er 18 sheds were thorough, and soon became tens of thousands of yuan households in the township. But one year, I wanted to make a lot of money, so I made a batch of fake shampoo dish soap, and I was found to be correct, which ruined his fortune, but fortunately I found the right relationship so that I would not be arrested and detained. Ah Gou'er likes to drink and gamble, and as soon as he earns two dimes, he goes to the chandelier brother's gambling stall.

But the chandelier brother's fish, shrimp and crab gambling stall is done with hands and feet, Ah Gouer always loses, and the villagers always say that Ah Gouer is stupid, and the donkey is born and the donkey dies, which is to feed the chandelier brother Mu and feed the boy, saying that the chandelier brother is lazy and lazy, and the sky will not starve to death for the second-rate boy. Ah Gou is a little unwilling in his heart, he is also a shrewd person, and he can speak well, but he is always unlucky, he can't get rich, and he always loses gambling money, so it's better not to do business. He contracted the big fish pond in the township, and also rented more than ten acres of vegetable land in the township, and became a professional farmer.

In this way, when Ah Gou came to operate as a child, he was set up as a model by the town government, saying that he was a pacesetter for new farmers. This era has indeed changed, and Ah Gou, who cuts fishing and grass-fed fish, has become the object of joining the party with honor, but he can't write an application, and when he left school, he had already packed a few words he learned in school and returned them to the teacher. He caught three big fish in his own fishing pond, and came to the door with a hard head, begging Yuzhi to help him write, but Yuzhi refused, and finally seemed to be looking for your classmate Da Niu to write. In this way, Ah Gou'er also became a member of the Communist Party and became the director of public security in Sanyuan Village.

It should also be the time to run, a dog in the first few years of fish feeding also really made some money, and is an authentic businessman, for the crooked ways, that is proficient, and he is a drunkard, often invite the town government leaders to drink, and some leaders gamble money and pretend to lose, take the leader to the sauna and call the chicken, and ask the leader to go to his fish pond fishing, actually established a good relationship.

When the secretary of the township changed the boundary in the previous realm, Ah Gouer took advantage of the condition that he was the director of public security in Sanyuan Village, went through the back door to find a relationship, and asked the chandelier brother to help secretly, and each party member was divided into two Chinese cigarettes, and when the party members in the township voted for the secretary, the original old secretary was eliminated, and A Gouer was elected as the secretary, and Ah Gouer also got the chandelier brother into the village committee to join the party and become the director of public security in the township.

Of course, Ah Gou'er Xu Na chandelier brother, said that he would be tired of being a secretary in the future, so he gave the secretary to the chandelier brother, and the chandelier brother also voted to report Li, and gave half of the money earned from the gambling stall to Ah Gou's wife, of course, the chandelier brother naturally had an ulterior relationship with Ah Gou's wife, and often when Ah Gou'er was not at home, he looked for Ah Gou's wife in the middle of the night.

And since becoming the security director of Sanyuan Village, the chandelier brother has also established a relationship with the police station, and the gambling stall has been opened even more unscrupulously, he sends the police station director 10,000 yuan on time every month, if there is a gambling task on the top, the chandelier brother's gambling booth will be stopped for a few days, and he has not been arrested.

After becoming a secretary, Ah Gouer knew how many words he wrote, if he didn't use a few bamboo sticks to support it, the words would fall and scatter on the ground. So he caught a few big fish again, plus two Chinese soft-shell cigarettes, tore his face and begged for Yuzhi, and taught him to practice the word "agree", Yuzhi couldn't push it this time, so he taught Ah Gou'er, Ah Gou'er practiced these two words to dance like a dragon and a phoenix, and the villagers praised A Dog for being very studious and self-motivated.

A dog is indeed very business-minded, in the first year of becoming a secretary, he took more than 50 party members in the township to travel and study at public expense, and it was twice a year, this trick completely convinced the party members, saying that following a dog is different, there is food, drink and play.

A dog is a businessman, economic mind is different, after sightseeing and study, he found a big business opportunity, today all over the country is paying attention to traditional culture, Chinese Buddhism, Confucianism, Buddhism and so on. The harem in our township is also a historic site, with a folk culture background, why not make good use of it.

In fact, in the past few years, whether it is an ancient temple built on a famous mountain or a new commercial temple invested by Tuhao in the mountains, it is all in the name of promoting Buddhism and Zen science, but in fact it is a commercial place that is completely like a city. As soon as tourists enter the temple, they all have to spend money. Therefore, those who sell incense, candles, money and paper, fruit offerings, fortune-telling, and Buddhist books, there are all kinds of them.

Some monks in the temple are not really people who practice Zen, most of them are halfway monks, put on monks' clothes, put their palms together, and recite a sentence of Amitabha Buddha, which is already considered a monk, if you can recite a Diamond Sutra or a great compassion mantra or something like that, you are already a senior monk, you can do things and hold a Dharma meeting to make money, and at night you change your monk's clothes and drive a luxury car of more than half a million, carrying a bewitching Fengyue woman, and drinking K songs.

It is no wonder that in today's society, people have lost their faith, and in the 10 years since the Great Revolution and in the more than 30 years since opening up, there has been a serious loss of traditional culture, and the damage has been so great and the impact has been incalculable! And the word "good faith" between people has gone somewhere? In the era of laughing at poverty and not smiling at prostitutes, there is no shame at all! Those who have some family wealth, those who are officials, and those who sell their lust to sleep with large sums of money to make some money by speculating on scandals, have all emigrated and fled abroad.

A dog grabbed this business opportunity, so he asked an acquaintance to pay attention to it secretly, and I don't know what the relationship was, so he got the monk Buzhen, a monk about thirty years old, but he had a three-inch long beard, thick and thick eyebrows, and a gangster. Since then, the Tianhou Temple in Sanyuan Village has become a dojo, and the incense has suddenly flourished.

After Buzhen came, Ah Gouer asked the chandelier brother to find someone to install air conditioning in the monk's room, bought a computer, refrigerator, washing machine, and all kinds of daily necessities, and thought very thoughtfully, and arranged for the third sister-in-law to buy vegetables for the monk to cook and wash clothes, and even the monk's underwear, the third sister-in-law also rushed to wash, which can be said to be meticulous, and the third sister-in-law is like a fish in water.

Within a few months, Ah Gou'er also took money from the chandelier brother's gambling booth and bought a car for the monk. In this way, after doing the morning class and reciting the scriptures every day, the monks often carry the three sisters-in-law who are dressed up in fancy clothes to experience life outside, they often go to the Xiangyun Ancient Temple in Siwangping, or go to other temples to communicate and interact, and actually fool around, no problem.

Since the third sister-in-law became the private life assistant of the monk Buzhen of the Tianhou Palace, Ah Gou'er wanted to go to the third sister-in-law's house to find the third sister-in-law, so she went to the day in a justifiable and decent manner. In the past, Ah Gou'er went to the third sister-in-law's house, and secretly climbed over the wall at night, every time he drank wine with the chandelier brother, in the middle of the night, the third watch waited for the big Han Niang to sleep, so he secretly climbed over the wall, entered the courtyard of the big Han family, and went straight to the third sister-in-law's room.

One night, he just jumped out of the yard, and trampled on a hen that lay eggs raised by Da Hanniang, and refused to lose money, saying that if he lost money, he said that the third sister-in-law would seduce him, and at most the third sister-in-law would eat fish in the future, but she could go to the fish pond to fish, and the third sister-in-law would endure it. But I kept secretly scolding Ah Gou'er in my heart, and I violently jerked it for three or two minutes every time, just like the feeling of being by Ah Gou'er. Ah Gou'er always took advantage of the smell of alcohol, sometimes he chiseled too deep and fiercely, and chiseled desperately, which made the third sister-in-law have pain in her lower body for several days, and it was unnatural to walk the next day. But thinking that Ah Gou'er eats a lot of fish, and he is a strong man under fifty, that man's things can at least satisfy her compared to Da Han, so he has always maintained a relationship with Lao Liang, and is willing to let Ah Gou'er steal it.

However, after a long time, the chandelier brother first found that Ah Gou'er climbed the wall of Dahan's house in the middle of the night, and after Ah Gou'er climbed over the wall one night, the chandelier brother put a lot of in the place where Ah Gou'er came out and landed, and Ah Gou got a pig as soon as the third sister-in-law came out of the wall.

Ah Gou'er looked at the darkness around him, knew that he was plotted, and he also knew that the matter of coming to Dahan's house was discovered, and he didn't dare to scold or make a noise, so he jumped into the pool to wash himself in the fishing pond. At this time, the chandelier brother appeared ghostly in Ah Gou'er's fishing pond, shining a flashlight on him, and laughing gloomily. Although Ah Gou'er hated the chandelier brother to the core, but the handle was in the hand of the chandelier brother, the chandelier brother was still his own life-saving benefactor, so he had to be comfortable with the chandelier brother, and told the chandelier brother not to talk about it, saying that at most in the future, he would find a way to let the chandelier brother take over his security director, so that it was basically suitable for the chandelier brother, and the chandelier brother went back satisfied.

But how did Ah Gou'er know? When he was alive with his third sister-in-law at Dahan's house, the chandelier brother went to Wushan with his wife at Ah Gou'er's house. In fact, Da Hanniang also knew for a long time that Ah Gou'er often came in over the wall in the middle of the night, and sometimes she pretended to cough, implying that she had known about it for a long time, and Ah Gou'er was a little more restrained and didn't come so often.

But now it's different, Ah Gouer doesn't have to climb the wall at night to come in, swaggering in from the main gate during the day, looking for the third sister-in-law to check the work, reasonable, after doing that, before going out, he also said: Yes, the cooperation is very good, and the work is successful. Da Han Niang met, and didn't dare to say anything, thinking in her heart, since this is the case, it is better to push the boat down the river, and when the daughter-in-law is pregnant, she will immediately let Da Han come back for a few days. However, how did Da Hanniang know that Ah Gou'er secretly had birth control surgery with a male surname, but his wife did not have birth control. Ah Gou'er is now in the house, and he is all setting off empty cannons.

Da Han once got a haircut, and scolded his wife, saying that she actually went to find that half-madman Yuzhi, and even did it, she could tell it, which was really annoying! Da Han came back and told Da Han about it.

Before Monk Buzhen came to Tianhou Palace, the third sister-in-law also kept looking for Yuzhi, because although Ah Gou'er has normal abilities, she can't satisfy the third sister-in-law, who is a water-based flower, and she comes and goes in a hurry, Ah Gou'er only cares about satisfying herself and ignoring the feelings of the third sister-in-law, which is also a fly in the ointment, and the third sister-in-law can't experience the pleasure of a real woman. Therefore, the third sister-in-law took aim at Yuzhi, and the third sister-in-law thought: Yuzhi is a bit of a literate person after all, he is half a literati, a talent in the countryside, and he must also know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

Sure enough, Yuzhi, who looked half-male and female-like and crazy on the surface, made her very comfortable and happy for the first time. Whether it is before doing it, Yuzhi gently caresses her plump breasts and whole body, or Yuzhi kisses her whole body, or the various methods, movements, and strengths of the two in the process of doing it, Yuzhi changes his mind every time, which can make the third sister-in-law feel fresh, or hug her and kiss her like glue after the end, Yuzhi has done it very well, and the whole process takes more than half an hour.

Every time the two of them finish in Yuzhi's bed, the third sister-in-law feels like a real woman, Yuzhi makes her want to die, only here in Yuzhi, the third sister-in-law can experience the joy of life between men and women, this is called life.

Every time the third sister-in-law finishes something, she thinks in her heart: I don't know why Yuzhi's wife ran away? Could it be that she can't stand Yuzhi's vigorous man's ability? God knows!

The fifth brother told so much in one breath like a story, and I don't know how he knew so much about it? He said that Da Han sometimes went home and secretly told him when he came to get a haircut, and slowly accumulated so much. Da Han once said that after saying it once, he said angrily that he would do stupid things if he was in a hurry.