Da Niu led the three of us to Ah Gou'er's office in the Sanyuan Village Villagers' Committee.

The office of the Sanyuan Village Villager Committee is indeed very shabby, the portrait of the leader is hung on the front wall of the entrance hall, the left is a national flag, the right is a party period, the national flag and the party flag are hung with various pennants and awards, and there are a few big characters under the award certificate that I don't know when to paste on the "Party Member Life Meeting", which gives people a bit of solemnity.

However, the table tennis table was covered with a red cloth, and there was a microphone and a bouquet of dirty plastic flowers of several colors, which had definitely never been washed, and a thick layer of dirt had accumulated on the flowers and leaves of various colors. There are more than a dozen scattered chairs around the stage, which are not arranged and placed in a mess, which should be used for meetings. Ah Gou'er heard the big cow call the secretary as soon as he entered the door, so he answered in his room, and the four of us went directly to his office.

"Distinguished guests, come, you all sit, Lao Fu will help greet you first. ”

A dog usually calls the big cow to blow, that is, the big cow may also blow a little when he speaks. Ah Gou'er didn't get up, sat on the sofa and beckoned us to sit down, he put his feet on the coffee table where he was making tea, he didn't look at us, he just talked and played with his mobile phone, looking at the beautiful woman on the screen. After we sat down for a while, Ah Gou'er glanced at me, then put down the phone and said to a few of us slowly:

"I heard Lao Chui say that Hanzhe has become a great painter? It's really amazing, when I was in junior high school, I said that you guy, you will definitely be a big guy in the future! This person is very smart. I remember when I was six or seven years old, we once went to the chandelier's house to play, and as soon as Hanzhe saw the big bird's nest on a willow tree in front of the chandelier's door, he curiously asked the chandelier's mother, who was embroidering, and said, 'Auntie, this tree belongs to your family?' and the chandelier's mother replied, yes. Hanzhe asked again, then this bird's nest is also your family's? The chandelier's mother replied, "Yes." Hanzhe then asked, "Are these birds and eggs still from your family?" The chandelier brother said with a smile, yes. Han Zhe asked again in amazement, "Oh, you are going to release insects when you get old?" Then his father came out of the room and laughed and said, "Yes, let's go and release insects." The chandelier brother suddenly realized, smiled and said: This child is too smart, and his thinking is different from others. He thought that it was the chandelier brother's house who went to the bird's nest to release insects, and the insects were released to attract the birds! The father of the chandelier brother said that this child would definitely grow up! The chandelier brother and his mother also said that it was for sure. 'You say, 'Is this man wise?'

Everyone laughed when they heard it. Lao Zhao came to his mantra again: "There are really two times." ”

Ah Gou'er finally put down her mobile phone, took out a pack of soft-shell Chinese cigarettes, gave Ah Guang Lao Zhao and Da Niu a cigarette each, and beckoned us to tea. Da Niu took out the lotus cigarette that Lao Zhao gave him, raised his hand, and put it on the coffee table with beautiful movements. I smiled and said to Gou'er:

"Secretary, you have won the award, and you are a person who makes a living by painting, don't listen to the. ”

As soon as Ah Gou'er saw Da Niu's lotus cigarette, his eyes lit up, and he asked Da Niu:

"Lao Fu, this cigarette is not fake, right? Most of the cigarettes and alcohol sent to the leaders are fake. I heard that a pack of cigarettes costs several hundred yuan? How did you get it? Help me get two, and I'll send them to the leader, so we don't lack money. ”

Da Niu glanced at the dog, and said angrily:

"As for your talent, you think it's just like you, everything is fake! I want to write the application for joining the party for you, and you don't have to read it out yourself when you hold a study recommendation meeting, and let someone else read it for you. Now that I have made a fake monk to deceive people, the Tianhou Temple has become a place to hide dirt and criticism, and the fish, shrimp and crab gambling stalls of the chandelier brother also have your share, and they also talk every day about seeking benefits for our villagers. I don't understand what kind of people are being recruited by the grassroots party members in the rural areas now? They are either stealing chickens and dogs, or they are gangsters who can oppress the people, and they are no different from the ruffians and hooligans of the past!"

Ah Gou'er asked Da Niu to say this in front of outsiders, and his face was so anxious that his face turned red for a while, and the green tendons on his neck were exposed, and his neck was like crawling earthworms, which was very ugly. He was speechless in anger for a moment, and the muscles in the corners of his mouth twitched. He looked at Da Niu fiercely, almost gritting his teeth, and could see that he was extremely angry, but in front of outsiders, he was inconvenient to attack, so he could only endure his anger, and he smiled and did not smile, and he said gloomily:

"Stationmaster Niu, pay attention to the impact when you speak, fortunately Hanzhe is our classmate, otherwise people would think that I became this secretary on the basis of this. Now, the grassroots work is very difficult to do, no one wants to do it, I did a good job in the fishing pond, but the leaders wanted me to do it, saying that I would not do it, and no one in our village could afford to be the secretary. Don't say anything else, just talk about the old man and the soft year's family, it will give me a headache, I don't invigorate some folk culture and generate some income, can I hold it down? Bu Zhen monk also contributed to the charity in the village, Tianhou Temple incense is prosperous, and also solves the employment problem of the eldest sister-in-law, I just want to do something practical for the villagers. ”

"Yes, yes, the secretary is right, big bull, don't talk nonsense, drink tea and drink tea. "I was busy playing a round and said to Ah Gou'er that this cigarette was given to Da Niu by Lao Zhao, and it was brought from Kyoto.

Lao Zhao looked at this scene and said with a smile:

"Good secretary, I heard Hanzhe praise you in BJ, now this village secretary is also very difficult, the most difficult at the grassroots level, the stationmaster of Da Niu also said last night that you are the secretary, and you will do a good job in Sanyuan Village, you say yes, Da Niu, Ah Guang is also present to know that Da Niu praises you. ”

"yes. Ah Guang also said with a smile.

"No, Hanzhe is a man who understands. Who wants this broken village chief secretary, what kind of thing is this, many people still say that I bought it with money, not the town elder ran to my house, saying that my house foot is a big house foot in Sanyuan Village, there are many people, only I can control those rotten boys when I go out of the mountain, and everyone in this big township has it. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have come out to do this, and every day here I would have laughed and eaten, drunk and shaken hands, or the villagers would have come to me for a mess, and I really didn't want to do it, it annoyed people. We have money, what is it difficult to do? Is it that we have nothing to do when we are full? We just do this thankless task. Ah Gou said proudly.

"Yes, yes, the sage works hard. "I hurriedly chimed in, trying to improve the atmosphere. I also muttered in my heart: No wonder Da Niu has not been able to improve, and this way of speaking is too embarrassing.

Who doesn't know that you, the big secretary, are the best village secretary in Sanjiang Town, and it's really okay to find you for anything, and the town's senior officials and mayors will give you three points? Otherwise, when our painter classmates come, I will bring you here as soon as possible, and worship the lord of the land, do you say yes? Da Niu also came back with a sense of humor.

When Ah Gou heard Da Niu say this, he had to force a smile and said a welcome word to us.

While we were talking, another of my classmates, the chandelier, came in.

Brother Chandelier is now the director of security in Sanyuan Village, and when my classmate was studying, he was always a person who gave our homeroom teacher the most headache, Mr. Yufang, and his real name was Youcai.

This talent originally looked good, just because there was a fetal scar between the right eyebrow and the eyes, and the worst thing was that there were two bean-sized meat particles on the scar (we call this chandelier in rural areas, a very indecent name), and it was already broken and worse. It's really ugly, and it's unsightly. But he is talented and talks with a stutter, and his eyes keep blinking when he speaks, and this small action and looking at people and pigs greatly reduces his appearance! Moreover, his reading grades are very poor, he often bullies female classmates, steals over the skirts of female classmates, stays in class, punishes stations, and cleans toilets, which often happens to him. Sometimes he does some things like stealing chickens and touching dogs, so the impression he gives to his classmates is not so good, and his other nickname is "Qu Shou Zai". But he also has an advantage, when the school set up a propaganda team to rehearse the play, Mr. Daxiao asked him to be a traitor, and he chose it very pertinently. As soon as he wears a traitor hat, he adds some pockmarks to the makeup on his face, and as soon as he puts on the open Republic of China version of the Tang shirt, he does not button it, and in front of Ah Gou'er, who plays the RB devil Dazuo, he nods his head and waist, and he looks like he is a traitor in the movie, and he also sets off the arrogance of Ah Gou'er very well.

I heard Da Niu say that he contracted a large fishing pond of more than 100 acres in the township to raise bullfrogs, and also occupied dozens of acres of vegetable land, but he never gave money. Due to poor management and gambling all day long, bullfrogs have lost a lot of money and a lot of bank loans. This guy actually joined the party, and he is still the number one person in this Sanyuan Village!

"Wow! This... So... So much, this... This... So lively? Old... Old Fellow... Classmate Han... Vast... Zhe what... When... Return... Coming back?"

The two sentences of the chandelier brother entering the door were said with a lot of effort, and the teeth that came out of his mouth were black, yellow, black and yellow, as if he had never brushed his teeth. He seemed to have just come back from the fishing pond, wearing slippers, long trousers with short trousers, unbuttoned shirt, open chest, no belt at the end of the trousers, and the waist and trousers were loose and low, so that people could see the blue and blue panties inside, and the two pants that were about three inches below the navel were desperately exposed, making people feel disgusted and want to vomit! His face was also covered with freckles. When he saw that I was looking at the area below his navel, he embarrassedly buttoned the yellow-red shirt with a white background but felt dirty, and turned yellow and red, and finally covered the curly hair under the navel that was exposed because the trousers were too low, which was a little ugly. But this first impression already made my stomach feel like I was about to vomit yellow water.

The chandelier brother also took out a pack of hard boxes of Chinese cigarettes and distributed them to everyone, and when they were distributed to me, they said that they hadn't seen me for a long time, and asked me if I was married to Xue'er?

As soon as I heard him mention Cher's name, I felt numb and goosebumps all over my body. When these two words came out of this mouth, I really wanted to vomit, and I felt that my name was very dirty when this kind of person called me! Not to mention the holy Xue'er in my heart! I was so ashamed that I didn't know how to answer. It's no wonder that this chandelier brother among my classmates met me on a date with Cher.

I still politely said to Youcai:

"Director Youcai, just came, I heard that you are a professional farmer, which is supported by the policy. ”

"It's... Oh, yes... Can... Can... That letter... Letter... Credit Union Cooperative... The president just... I won't take out a loan... Borrow... Loan... To give... Give it to me, book... Book Secretary, you... You... To be out.. Go out... Go out... Noodle Gang... Help me!"

"You fool, didn't you teach the old man to throw a small stone at the glass window on the back wall of the credit union when he collected the garbage at night? As soon as this stone was thrown, Director Li of the credit union would come to me, and I would say that this security work is your responsibility, and wouldn't it be OK for him to look for you? As soon as he asks you to do something, the loan matter will be much easier to handle. How can you be a director? You stupid pig! Use your brains more, you will know how to spend all day drinking, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and you will spend one or two thousand or two thousand dollars a night when you go to KTV. ”

Ah Gou'er smiled and was complacent, maybe he felt that he had a way to do something practical for the chandelier brother, and his ideas were also smart.

Several of us were speechless when we heard this!

Just as the chandelier brother wanted to say something, the old man hurriedly walked in. I looked at the old man, he was only wearing a pair of shorts, bare-footed, and he didn't wear a shirt, probably because he drank every day, and he didn't wear a shirt in this season. His skin is brownish-black, very thin, about 1.50 meters tall, his eyebrows are thick, short and large, his eyebrows are thick and black, and they are very messy;

The old man has a classic laughing stock, that is, once in the fifth brother's head shaving shop, he ate a brine goose head given to him by the fifth brother, drank beer, and accidentally stalked the fishing bones. As soon as these words came out, they became the words that the old man remembered the most.

However, the old man does not care to teach people what to say, he is a cleaner in the township, and after collecting the garbage of every household in the township every day, he goes to the pond to touch the stone snails to sell, but now the pond is seriously polluted, and there are fewer small stone snails. In his spare time, the old man helped the villagers with some chores, and occasionally worked as a plasterer, which basically supported his livelihood. He doesn't steal or pay for teaching staff when he helps people, and he doesn't feel dirty or smelly, so from a certain point of view, the old man is much more popular in the township than the chandelier, and when the villagers have heavy work to do, they don't forget to recruit the old man.

"A dog secretary, a dog secretary, no, no, no, a secretary, the soft year is here, there is, let me love to be a new year and die (tide language)?"

"What's the fuss? Nothing's a fuss, I don't necessarily have people here, go and go, stand away, and smell of garbage. Ah Gou'er shouted angrily at the old man. It is clear that the old man is open-mouthed, and the first sentence calls him "Secretary Agou".

The old man mentioned that he was dressed like the chandelier brother, and the suit shorts with his underwear exposed, and said:

"There may be a boy, or else, call the midwife in the township to take a look? The boy is good to fall, I haven't come to that thing for two months, I haven't changed to feed a boy, I don't care about my own life, Ya is a child, and the northwest is scared. After the death of the stinky man and the second jump of Sanjiang Tower, I listened to your secretary's arrangement and asked me to take care of their family, and the two soft years dragged me down. I don't know that I was doing New Year's Eve at that time, so I listened to your arrangement. I have never had a soft year, I swear under the lamp of the township government, the soft year, not me. The old man tried to clarify that the soft year has nothing to do with him.

"Yes, that's if you make a profit! If you have a wife and a child, it's not good yet? I'll go to the civil affairs department to apply for it, and give you another 200 yuan per month for this family, okay? Go back and wait for me to inform you. After hearing this, the old man looked at Ah Gou'er angrily and went out stupidly.

After Ah Gou'er finished speaking, he told us that he always had to deal with these messy things every day, and he was busy entertaining the superior leaders, saying that he was going to eat and sing K for the leaders in charge of civil affairs tonight.

At this time, I felt that there was no need to listen here, wasting time, so I said goodbye to the dog with the big cow, and then a few of us left first. After coming out, Da Niu suggested that we go to the old house area in the township to have a look, and a few of us went to the old house area in the township with Da Niu......