"How's it going? Are you ready?"

Huang Yang's leaders from several stations came over this time, no way, this time is a big production of Donghai Satellite TV after all, and they naturally need to be present to watch the recording of the first issue. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zou Ping said: "Everything is ready, Tao Jun is preparing the lines to host." ”

"That's good, anyway, the recording of this first issue must be played, many people are paying attention to our program, and this time, the investment in "The King of Crossover Comedy" is also very high, we want to make this column a palace-level column, and it is the first case in China. ”

Huang Yang said loudly at this time.

Well, Zou Ping didn't dare to have Huang Yang's self-confidence, after all, this comedy column was just an attempt after all, and it still needs to be tested.

After everything is ready, the stage, lighting, sound, camera, etc. are all OK, and the recording officially begins!

The host Tao Jun made a brilliant debut, and the scene was also driven by thunderous applause.

"Hello everyone, I finally met with you, and now I announce the official start of the first issue of "Crossover Comedian". ”

Tao Jun said loudly at this time, and after speaking, the scene continued to applaud.

"Wait!"

At this moment, suddenly a voice broke the applause of everyone, and many people were a little dizzy, what happened?

Jiao proudly, who only saw a suit, appeared on the stage!

"Damn, I'll just say, why isn't such a column called Jiao Proud?"

"Nima, it turned out to be Lao Jiao, didn't Lao Jiao have been performing in the east and north before, why did he come back?"

"Ah, Lao Jiao actually came out, I'll go, this time this column is really interesting. ”

……

For a while, many viewers at the scene were a little dizzy when they saw this scene, why?

Because according to the publicity strategy before, everyone didn't know that Jiao Hao would appear, and they didn't even mention Jiao Hao, even Jiao Hao's Weibo has always said that he is performing in the East.

Therefore, this proud appearance naturally caused the stunned of many people at the scene.

Nima, what kind of play is this?

Not only was everyone dizzy, but Li Miao also smiled bitterly when he saw Jiao proudly: "This old Jiao has really been hidden deep enough, and it only appeared at this time." ”

Liu Xiaoyun also shook her head and said: "I really called Lao Jiao before, but he told me that he was performing in the East and North, and he couldn't come back at all, so he teased us together." ”

"This old Jiao. ”

Lin Chen also shook his head and laughed when he saw Jiao Proud on the stage.

On the stage, Jiao Hao walked up and said, "What's the matter, what's the matter, I haven't played yet, how can I say it's started?"

"Lao Jiao, why did you come out?"

Tao Jun looked puzzled and said, "Aren't you performing in the east?"

"Yes, but when I hear it's a comedian's feast, can I not come?"

Jiao Hao said helplessly: "When I came, I found that I was already late, because all the comedians had already been found, and I had no choice but to be a host." ”

"Okay, let's not fight, let's talk about the rules to the audience together. ”

At this time, Tao Jun also laughed and said.

"Okay, then let's tell you that the first phase of the first season of "Crossover Comedian" has a total of four groups of players to participate, and it is divided into three phases of competition, and after the end of the three periods, the one with the highest number of votes will directly advance to the finals. ”

Jiao Hao crackled and said the rules at this time.

Tao Jun was in charge of complimenting: "What about the other three groups of players?"

Jiao said proudly with a serious tone: "The other three groups of players are all eliminated. ”

Choose one of four!

I have to say that everyone was a little surprised after this cruel competition system came out, and the four groups of contestants who knew the rules of the competition for the first time also made an uproar one by one to express their shock.

After all, they are all actors, and everyone naturally understands that this should be done at this time to achieve the effect of comedy.

Tao Jun sighed a little and said: "This is really cruel, and if you lose, it will be shameful enough in this comedy industry in the future." ”

Jiao proudly nodded and said, "Yes, so, Teacher Tao Jun, you have to be mentally prepared." ”

"I'm down-to-earth, it's them anyway. ”

"It's the same, life and death don't take a turn, let's just watch the fun. ”

……

Jiao Hao and Tao Jun first amused the audience according to the lines they had made in advance, and then got down to business: "The first actor to appear today must be familiar to everyone, his sketch was on the Spring Festival Gala last year, and it was called "Good Guy and Bad Guy", he played a bad guy in it. ”

As soon as these words came out, the applause and cheers at the scene rang out in unison!

"Zhang Dapeng!!"

"Zhang Dapeng!!"

……

Someone at the scene has shouted the name of 'Zhang Dapeng', this Zhang Dapeng is an alternative in today's sketch world, because he is not low but his face is not very good-looking, and a little vicious, and precisely because of this, he often plays the opposite role, but his exaggerated performance method makes many audiences more comfortable with this set.

"That's right, it's Zhang Dapeng, so who is the one who appeared with Zhang Dapeng? I believe everyone is no stranger to this, I only need to mention one person, and everyone will know. ”

Jiao Hao nodded proudly and said, "Lord Xiaoyao!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene shouted 'Zhang Xiaotong' with everyone's cooperation, and Tao Jun said: "Let's welcome Zhang Dapeng and Zhang Xiaotong double Zhang combination." ”

The scene applauded again!

"I'm really looking forward to what kind of sketches Dapeng can make!"

Li Miao nodded and said: "His sketches have always ended with strong contrasts and unexpected things, so I'm looking forward to it." ”

Another assistant also nodded and said, "Anyway, this is a strong opponent." ”

"It's really strong!"

"Beauty and the Beast?"

"That's right, the name of the sketch seems to be called Beauty and the Beast, which is interesting. ”

"Let's see. ”

……

When everyone was chatting with each other, on the stage, Zhang Xiaotong was dressed as a standard county lord who was famous in this year's "Pearl of the Qing Palace", looking unusually free and handsome.

It turns out that this sketch mainly tells the story of crossing, Zhang Dapeng was originally a very handsome rich and handsome, but because he liked the Xiaojun Lord in the play "Pearl of the Qing Palace", he hoped that God would give him a chance, but God said that it was easy to cross in, but there was one condition, that is, the appearance had to be reduced from 10 points to 2 points.

So, in the end, it became Zhang Dapeng's appearance, and then according to the trend in this play, the Xiaoyao County Lord is going to like a chivalrous man, but unfortunately this chivalrous man is actually just using the Xiaoyao County Lord to take revenge, but Zhang Dapeng relied on his own strategy to kill this so-called chivalrous man who was actually a despicable villain.

Things have achieved a reversal here, the lord of Xiaoyao County mistakenly thought that Zhang Dapeng was a bad person, so he burned Zhang Dapeng, and when he was trapped, a somewhat sad love song sounded.

In the end, after Zhang Dapeng woke up, he found that it was just a dream, but what he never expected was that he met the modern version of Zhang Xiaotong when he saw Yongwei on the road, and the applause at the scene rang out again.

It turns out that there is a reversal at the end.

This sketch is not at all different from Zhang Dapeng's previous sketches, on the contrary, it has taken the path of sensationalism, but if you think about it carefully, the laughter of the sketch is not too much, and the sensational abruptness makes the audience on the scene not satisfied with this sketch.

The four groups of actors will only be evaluated after all their performances, and after the end of the 'Double Zhang Combination', the second group will take the stage with the highest voices Shen Yun and Jiang Kun.

Shen Yun is a new star in the sketch world recently, and many of his sketches reflect the sharp reality and irony of the moment, which makes him countless fans.

What about Jiang Kun?

Jiang Kun is very famous in the modeling industry with her long legs and height, many people in the modeling industry don't know about it in the entertainment industry, but not long ago, in a show of Donghai Satellite TV's 'Goddess Rushing Forward', this Jiang Kun has become the goddess of the new world, and it is the object of many slings.

The work of the two is called "I Can't Love You", which is about Shen Yun and Jiang Kun are a couple, from college to graduation for three years, seven years of love make them ready to enter the palace of marriage, but the mother-in-law disagrees.

Because of Shen Yun, there is no car, no house, and no deposit, but Jiang Kun said that we are truly in love and can offset everything.

But then it didn't happen!

How many years is marriage worth?

Even the most classic feature of this sketch is that there are four open-ended endings!

First, Jiang Kun desperately married Shen Yun, and even funded him to start a business, but ten years later, when Shen Yun's career was successful, Jiang Kun became a yellow-faced woman because of excessive work.

The second ending is that Jiang Kun did not marry Shen Yun, and the two had their own lives, but they were not happy.

The third ending is that the two love each other, walk together persistently, and never give up.

The fourth is that Shen Yun has been in a bad life, and Jiang Kun finally understood after many years that love really can't be eaten, and if she followed Shen Yun at the beginning, she would definitely have a lot of hardship.

……

What surprised everyone the most about this sketch was that I thought it was about standing in the man's position, such as how high the bride price is, how much I can't afford to love, how high the mother-in-law asks for it, etc., but it turns out that this is not the case.

The sketch uses four open-ended endings to let everyone reflect on it, especially recently, many young girls follow the boy without hesitation, and even cut off the relationship with the family for him, working day and night to become a yellow-faced woman, but in the end, when he became famous, the man chose to cheat, and forced his ex-wife to death and so on.

"I Can't Love You" made many people sigh when the final performance of the four endings made many people sigh, especially when the two sides lived happily together in the third ending, Shen Yun said a sentence -

A woman who accompanies a man to live a hard life when she is young, and a man who lives a good life with her original partner when she is older, this was originally the responsibility of men and women, but now it has become a scarcity and a touching "story"!

The last remark attracted a lot of applause from the audience!

It is true that the current society is about to enter a deformed society, and no one talks about the concept of love anymore.

And those who originally entered the marriage hall with love were finally sentenced by men!

So should you marry love?

Or what's wrong with this society?

No one knows, especially now that there is another 24 articles of the Marriage Law, which makes many men and women end up passing on their high debts to women after marrying and leaving the house.

There are also many honest men who have been pitted by women, and their pants are gone.

Therefore, Shen Yun's sketch made many people at the scene discuss it happily!

The third to appear is finally in the group of Liu Xiaoyun and Li Miao!

Before everyone could react, the scene suddenly burst into exciting music!

……

You're my little apple

I can't love you enough

The little red face warms my heart

Light the fire of my life

Fire fire fire

……

The energetic music of "Little Apple" suddenly played on the field, and when the curtain slowly pulled, everyone laughed a little.

I only saw that there were six old men and old ladies dancing in the square, and the range of movement was quite large, and everyone felt that the spirit of the old man and old lady was really good.

Of course, the most striking thing is a guy in a tracksuit, just looking at him limping on one leg and jumping in the middle of the house.

"I said Lao Zhang, are you interesting? We're jumping here, what are you making a mess about?"

"Yes, Lao Zhang, what are you making a mess about? ”

"Lao Zhang, don't look for a pump, be careful that I will break your leg for you. ”

……

A few people kept talking to Lao Zhang, but Lao Zhang was a little annoyed at this time: "Why don't you take me to play?

"It's just you, let's go, the older you guy gets, the more immodest it becomes, go, where are we going. ”

With that, the six old men and women left.

"Hmph, you are envious and jealous of me!"

Lao Zhang said at this time, and suddenly pressed his leg onto the horizontal bar, causing a burst of cheers from the scene.

"See? ”

Lao Zhang said loudly.

"Uncle Zhang, are you fooling people with your prosthetic leg again?"

At this time, Li Miao said it, and a sentence caused the scene to laugh wildly.

Lao Zhang was a little angry and said: "Li Miao, why do you keep exposing me short, what's wrong with the prosthetic leg? )