"How?"

Li Miao looked at Lao Zhang and asked. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oh, I want to clean up the little hooligans in the factory back then, and act bravely, don't mention it, don't mention it, Jia Ling, the uncle's leg has been pressed for more than two hours, and no one has come, you can help the uncle take it down." ”

Lao Zhang said with a smug expression on his face at this time, as if he was the hero who acted bravely.

But Li Miao was puzzled: "But Uncle Zhang, why do other uncles in the village say that you were discounted for playing hooligan back then?"

On the stage, Lao Zhang's face showed embarrassment, and Li Miao's ridicule also caused many people at the scene to laugh.

"It turned out to be a comedy!"

"It's okay, it's not too funny, but it's a good joke. ”

"That's right, this Li Miao's sketch skills are still quite good. ”

"I think it's okay too. ”

……

Under the stage, many people nodded secretly when they looked at Li Miao and Lao Zhang's sketch, but Jiao Hao was watching this sketch for the first time, because he rushed back overnight, so he also shook his head slightly: "This, this Lin Chen came up with such a sketch?" ”

But Tao Jun is not the same, he watched Li Miao's sketch during the rehearsal, but the rehearsal is one thing, and the real live shocking performance is another, so he just thinks that Li Miao's sketch is sensational at the end, but Tao Jun doesn't know what the final effect is.

On stage, keep praising you!

At this time, Li Miao's mother is also on the scene!

"Li Miao, you stop for me. ”

After Li Miao's mother came out, there was also a trace of exclamation at the scene, and then Li Miao's mother said to Li Miao: "Let me tell you, I'm in a hurry if you don't do this kid again, take you to your grandmother's house, you can accompany her, what are you running." ”

"Mom, I can't accompany my grandmother. ”

Li Miao said helplessly at this time.

Li Miao's mother said: "You have no conscience, how good your grandmother is to you, why can't you accompany you?"

"I'm going to sew my pants. ”

As soon as Li Miao said this, many people could see all kinds of non-mainstream holes in Li Miao's pants, and they laughed for a while.

Li Miao's mother said: "You child, you can't make your mother happy for a day? You said that your boss is not young, and the little Li girl next door to you is in kindergarten." ”

Li Miao shook her head and said, "Mom, who is to blame if I can't find a partner?"

"What's the matter? You can't find a partner, and you blame your mother?"

Li Miao's mother was a little angry.

"Mom, you just said that Xiao Li's children are all in kindergarten, aren't they?"

Li Miao said: "When I went to junior high school with Xiao Li, she fell in love, you told me, Miao, go to school hard, don't fall in love, is this what you said?"

Li Miao's mother was a little embarrassed: "Didn't I let you go to school well." ”

"Yes, when I was in high school, a boy sent me home, but you dragged people to do a lot of ideological work, and scared people into never playing with me anymore, did you do this?"

"Well, this doesn't mean that you want to be admitted to college!"

"Okay, college, why did you tell me? Miao, don't think about falling in love, college life should study more, and college love is unstable, is this what you said?"

"Me, I'm also good for you!"

"Yes, yes, you are all for my good, but Mom, my junior high school, high school, and college, when I can fall in love, you didn't mess with me, and now let me fall in love, Mom, I don't even have the attribute of love, why do I fall in love?"

……

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, this Li Miao is the same as me, my mother used to be like this, she didn't let me fall in love every day, but after I graduated, I let me go on a blind date every day. ”

"That's right, my mother too, really, they were the ones who didn't let them fall in love at the beginning, and now they are the ones who let them get married, what can I say?"

"This sentence is so classic, not bad. ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, but I'm afraid it will be difficult for Li Miao's physique to fall in love. ”

……

Everyone saw Li Miao and his mother's objects on the stage at this time, and they suddenly laughed, what they didn't say, this conversation is too familiar, I'm afraid that the mothers of many people here have told them to do this, don't fall in love when you go to school.

"You dead girl, it's not okay for your mother to admit that she was wrong. ”

At this time, Li Miao's mother sighed and said, "Mom, doesn't she just want you to get married early, while I'm still in good health, I'll help you take care of the child." ”

"Mom, look at what you said, you're in good health, come, let's race together. ”

Li Miao took the lead and ran over as she spoke.

At this time, Li Miao's mother also said while running: "Dead girl, you slow down, wait for me!"

Touch!

At this time, the sound of a car crashing sounded on the pitch-black roof.

"What's going on? Could it be that the car crashed?"

"Crashed? What is this going on?"

"I don't know!"

"yes, I don't understand what that means. ”

……

The audience was also a little stunned when they saw this scene, and at this time, the stage curtain was slowly opened, and Li Miao was a little stunned when he stood in the middle.

"Tofu, tofu just out of the pot. ”

Zhao Yi appeared, holding the frame and shouting loudly, walked to Li Miao's side not far and fell down suddenly, then quickly picked it up, then glanced around and said, "Tofu brain, just out of the pot tofu brain." ”

At this time, two female workers in workers' uniforms said while walking: "I got off work very early today, and there was a basketball game in the evening, so I heard that it was quite beautiful." ”

What came out behind him was the youth version of Lao Zhang: "The basketball game is right, if you want me to say, our basketball game in China has nothing to watch, it's too embarrassing......"

Lao Zhang is limping away!

"Uncle Zhang!"

Seeing Lao Zhang, Li Miao could be said to be quite surprised and stunned: "Uncle Zhang, how did you become so young?"

Lao Zhang was a little dizzy at this time, and said angrily: Who are you? Just call me uncle!

Li Miao said: That, are you Zhang Jiang?

Lao Zhang nodded: Yes.

Li Miao continued: I live on Dongfang Road.

Lao Zhang: Yes.

Li Miao said with a smile at this time: There is an injury in the right leg, because he was brave enough to break it.

Lao Zhang shook his head slightly: That's not, my leg was discounted by people who were brave and righteous by molesting women.

Lao Zhang's words caused many people at the scene to laugh wildly, and Li Miao also slapped his thigh and said: "What did I say, I couldn't believe your mouth at the beginning." ”

Lao Zhang was a little dizzy: "No, sister, who are you, is there a mental problem?"

Li Miao ignored Lao Zhang and asked, "What year is this now?"

"It's a psychopath. ”

Lao Zhang shook his head and said, "It's 86 years now!"

"Is this a fertilizer plant?"

"yes!"

"What about my mother?"

Listening to Li Miao's words, Lao Zhang was even more speechless: "You are not only neurotic, you will find your mother when you come up, you are a little tadpole!"

……

"Haha, the little tadpole is looking for his mother, I'll go, this stalk is interesting. ”

"I'm laughing to death, this Li Miao is really funny. ”

"I really like to watch this sketch, but it's still a crossing. ”

"It's popular to cross this year, so I can understand that. ”

"That's right, it seems to be crossing at every turn now, keep watching, keep watching. ”

……

knew that her mother was still quite young at this age, so Li Miao hurriedly said: "No, I just want to ask, do you know where Li Huanying is?"

Lao Zhang nodded and said, "Yes, it's right here, but, who are you?"

Li Miao said: "I am her relative!"

"Well, it's not coming, it's there!"

Lao Zhang pointed to a few people and said.

In the distance, a few female workers walked.

The slightly chubby female worker said at this time: "You said that my right eyelid has been jumping all the time recently, and I always feel that something is going to happen." ”

When several people walked past Lao Zhang and Li Miao, Lao Zhang suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

The fat female worker turned around and said, "What are you doing?"

"Who's coming?"

Lao Zhang pointed to Li Miao at this time and said.

At this time, the music is also appropriately played!

Li Miao hugged the fat female worker!

"Oh, my God!"

The fat female worker was taken aback.

Li Miao took the hand of the fat female worker and said with a little excitement: "I didn't expect you to look like this when you were young!"

The fat female worker frowned and said, "You are?"

"Ah, you don't know me!"

Li Miao hurriedly said: "But I know you, your name is Li Huanying."

Liu Xiaoyun stood up from the back at this time: Who called me?

The fat female worker said: My name is Wang Tiegang, and you are a whole mess. Come up and hug me, which scared me. I'll just say that this right eyelid is always jumping, and nothing may happen.

Saying that, the fat female workers left.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, it turns out that the laughing point is here. ”

"yes, I really didn't expect it, but it's quite interesting. ”

"Don't say it, Liu Xiaoyun really looks like a worker now. ”

"Awesome, it turned out to be such a comedy show, but it's pretty good. ”

……

Everyone is still discussing at this time, but there are a few people who are still in a state of fainting.

That's not right!

Didn't you say that Lin Chen also participated?

Why is it that at this time, this forest dust has not appeared?

Many fans of Lin Chen are a little frowning and can't figure it out~!

It stands to reason that this is a role with Mr. Lin, but why Mao still doesn't see Mr. Lin on stage at this time?

On the stage, Li Miao looked at Liu Xiaoyun with some surprise: "You, you, you are Li Huanying?"

Liu Xiaoyun nodded lightly: "Yes, but you are??"

"I, I, I ......"

Li Miao was a little stammering at this time, not knowing how to introduce herself.

Lao Zhang on the side was puzzled: "Isn't this your relative?"

Liu Xiaoyun was puzzled: "My relatives?"

Li Miao hurriedly said, "Do you know Liu Yufen??"

Liu Xiaoyun said: "That's my aunt!"

Li Miao said: "That's my aunt!"

Many people in the audience reacted and laughed, but there were still many people who couldn't react, such as Liu Xiaoyun, who was a little puzzled and said, "Then we??"

"You call me Li Miao, I call you Yingde!"

Li Miao was also busy saying.

Liu Xiaoyun also nodded and said: Okay.

Lao Zhang saw that the two were relatives at this time, and he also said to Li Miao: You came just in time. You talk to Li Huanying, you are worried about the object, you can talk about her.

Liu Xiaoyun said a little shyly: Xiao Zhang, you see that you are in this public, what do you say this is for. What do you make people think of me.

Looking at her young mother, Li Miao was also a little angry: How do you always care what others think of you, aren't you happy? Tell me, what kind of person you like, I'll help you chase after it.

Lao Zhang nodded and said: Isn't this very good, you two talk, I'll go. ”

After speaking, Lao Zhang quietly whispered to Liu Xiaoyun: "I can't talk about it, my legs can recover." ”

As he spoke, he patted his leg and left.

"Don't believe him, his leg won't recover. ”

Li Miao said at this time.

Liu Xiaoyun said: "Huh?"

"You haven't said that yet, what do you like about that person?"

Li Miao changed the topic and asked Liu Xiaoyun.

"I'm with you, the one I like that person is called Ouyang Zhu. ”

Liu Xiaoyun said a little shyly at this time: "He is the envy of all female workers in our factory, and his voice is very good." Every day at 12 noon, he has a radio. Oops, listen. ”

At this moment, a loud voice rang out on the radio, followed by exaggerated laughter.

"Busy work needs a warm harbor, the fertilizer factory radio station, broadcast for you on time, a good man is me, I am Ouyang. ”

When the familiar side sounded, there were many people under the stage who brought the rhythm.

"I'll go, this familiar voice makes me almost think it's Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"That's right, I also want to say Zeng Xiaoxian, I feel so funny. ”

"Khan, this should be Lin Chen's role, it's pretty good. ”

……

Everyone finally heard Lin Chen's voice, so they also began to discuss the next plot.

By now, everyone already thinks they know about this show, which is a comedy and funny light-hearted sketch.

On stage!

looked at Liu Xiaoyun and asked, "Then where can we find him?" ”

At this moment, the trio came on the stage: "Little girls, are you looking for your brother?"

"Who is it?"

Li Miao was suddenly a little stunned.

"Three less fertilizers!"

With the trio on the stage, the accompanying music sounded, and the trio was dressed up in a non-mainstream way!

Many people at the scene applauded!

"Who is this?"

Li Miao frowned.

Liu Xiaoyun hurriedly said: "They are the three young fertilizers, and they are the three worst people in our fertilizer factory. ”

After the trio came on the field, the boss said: I am black fertilizer.

The second said: I am gray fertilizer.

The third said with some slurred words: I am gray.

Then the three of them said very unneatly: We are black fertilizers that will volatilize when they are gray.

"Playing with eggs!"

The boss said a little depressed.

"Haha, these three guys are really non-mainstream!"

"I'm also drunk, this is also a smoked goods in modern times, and I came here to do things. ”

"That's right, this gray hair is even funnier. ”

……

"We don't have any money!"

Looking at the three of them, Liu Xiaoyun and Li Miao were also busy talking.

The boss gray fertilizer is hehe smiled and said: Who said I was going to rob you of your money? I came today to rob you, hahaha.

Liu Xiaoyun also pretended to be very scared and then said a little exaggeratedly: Don't be like this, people haven't been in love yet. Don't do this to me.

At this time, the gray fertilizer looked like he was going to touch Liu Xiaoyun, but he didn't expect him to pull Liu Xiaoyun violently: Go to the side. You look skinny like a knife mantis!"

ps: I'm drunk, always blocked, friends, for the good of the letter workers: the starting point is Baoxing, hurry up and add it, this time it shouldn't be blocked. (To be continued.) )