vs 25 I forgot something
"I forgot something. ”
When Luo Xiang said this, Xiaobai and Fang Xiaoling were discussing with great interest how to eat hairy crabs. As a dignified and elegant woman, Xiaobai insists that hairy crabs with cream pudding are king, while Fang Xiaoling's eating rules are more lively, and she says that stinky tofu is the best companion for hairy crabs. Although these ways of eating sounded a little novel to Luo Xiang, he was not at all worried that they would actually try them.
He couldn't afford hairy crabs anyway.
However, he felt that as a family owner and a hospitable Lanling person, he should still meet the requirements of the two tenants. For dinner tonight, they can eat stinky tofu and cream pudding.
No one paid any attention to him. So he had to say it again, and this time both of them looked at him strangely.
Xiaobai frowned and thought for a while: "I have already washed the coat you took off yesterday, and you have to wash your underwear yourself." ”
Fang Xiaoling also said: "I folded the quilt myself, and the sheets were also laid." ”
"Ah......" Xiaobai suddenly looked at Fang Xiaoling and said, "Did you flush it after going to the toilet just now?"
Fang Xiaoling's face turned red all of a sudden, and he shouted, "Of course I rushed! How could I - I, I'd better go and take a look......"
Luo Xiang watched her run all the way to the bathroom, and then ran back, standing in front of Luo Xiang with her waist crossed:
"How's that!
“…… Oh. Luo Xiang was stunned.
What's so good about you flushing the toilet? Do you feel like you're so good? Do you want to give you a round of applause?
"Ahem. He cleared his throat and said solemnly, "No kidding...... I really forgot something. ”
Fang Xiaoling's face fell suddenly: "Okay, okay, don't say it again, I admit that the change left over from Xiaobai's purchase of baked cakes last night was taken by me to buy Wangcai small steamed buns, okay?"
Luo Xiang was dumbfounded.
“…… I also forgot a few things. ”
"Okay!" Fang Xiaoling looked like he was about to cry, "I'll recruit me!" The phantom on the TV screen was made by me with a magnet!"
"I ......" Luo Xiang choked with anger, "I forgot-"
"Okay, stop!" Xiao Bai hurriedly made a gesture and pulled Fang Xiaoling to his side, "Luo Xiang, don't scare her, what do you have to say!"
"Huh, what did you do to me?" Fang Xiaoling blushed, "You, you, you even dare to deceive such a smart, cute, gentle and kind beautiful girl as me!
"It's you, it's you! How am I going to degauss the TV!"
"Okay, okay, you knocked my head unconscious......" Xiaobai glanced at Luo Xiang, "You are a big man, don't worry about her...... You're too, Xiaoling, and you're playing with magnets and TV, are you a three-year-old child?"
Luo Xiang silently let her ass sink back into the sofa cushion, and secretly decided to take advantage of Fang Xiaoling's sleep tonight to throw her bag into the trash can at the crossing. In the past, he always felt that the two little girls who used themselves as sandbags and Trojan horses were too naughty, but after meeting Fang Xiaoling, he understood the truth that there is no harm if there is no comparison.
"I forgot something. He held his head and said, "Something very important." ”
Maybe enough fuss, this time the two girls listened carefully to him about some of the troubles he had been encountering recently. He discovered this problem last Wednesday, but in the past two weeks, he has received a ghost messenger, jumped off a cliff five times, been robbed twice, and lost his brain once - so it seems that his senior year of high school life is quite colorful. At least as far as he knew, no one in high school except him had such an exciting experience, and he couldn't envy it.
All in all, with all these things in his head, by the time he remembered his amnesia again, it was the second Friday after he had become a corpse. Miss Xiaoling, the spokesperson of the Fang family, categorically denied that the matter had anything to do with her spirit spell, and sternly rejected Luo Xiang's improper request to make her responsible for it, while Xiaobai was thoughtful-
"I thought of a possibility. ”
"I thought about it too. Luo Xiang sighed, "It should have something to do with Meng Po Tang, right? The lost memories are all before I died, but I remember everything after I became a corpse." I even forgot my parents' birthdays, but I still remember what Xiao Ling ate the other day-"
"There's a fart that's hard to remember!" Fang Xiaoling shouted, "Fried eggs, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs!, I remember it too!"
"Meng Po's tea soup can make people forget the past, so it is natural for you to lose your memory. Xiaobai stroked his cherry lips with his jade-like fingers.
"But...... There are many things that I can remember very quickly when I am reminded of them......"
"Hmm...... I'm not in their group, so I don't know much about the principles of Meng Po soup. Xiaobai said, "But I have a conjecture. Human memories are supposed to be stored in the spirit body, and Meng Po Tang does not completely delete and empty it, but hides it. It's like sorting your memories into many zips, the kind with passwords. You were called back to the human world by Xiao Ling before you could drink all the Meng Po soup, so you only forgot part of it. When someone reminds you of the information related to it, it is equivalent to entering a decompression password for you, and you will naturally recall it. ”
"Oh, it's no wonder that people have a sense of déjà vu, and some people think back to their past lives. Fang Xiaoling nodded his head, "Can't you hide the folder containing the compressed package?"
"Are you really sure we're talking about Meng Po soup?" the corners of Luo Xiang's mouth twitched.
Xiao Bai Yanran smiled: "You have been to Senluo Mansion in person, haven't you experienced it firsthand?" Lord Ghost King has already issued the provisions of the 'Science and Technology Rejuvenation Mansion' plan ten years ago, and now we have to go to the OA official website to apply for approval if we ask for leave." It's just that the bridge has been deliberately built a little old, so isn't this more traditional culture? Last year, we thought about applying for the World Heritage Site, so we specially hooked a committee member from the human world to negotiate with us. But when the guy got there, he would only say three things in a loop - 'where is this?', 'oh', 'what are you inviting me for?'...... We had to send him back again, only to find out later that the tea used for hospitality was provided by Meng Po. ”
Fang Xiaoling leaned back with a smile.
"There is also the reincarnation passage in the past, which is a stone path, and after you walk in, a little ghost will jump out and stun you with a stick, and when you wake up, you will have been reborn. Xiaobai continued, "It's different now, we have arranged a high-tech reincarnation cabin at a high price, you just need to walk in according to your own number, sit in a comfortable massage chair, close your eyes according to the prompts, and-"
"Will it be automatically sent into the body of a newborn?" Luo Xiang guessed.
"There will be a little imp who will jump out and stun you with a stick, and when you wake up, you will be reborn...... Okay, don't look at me like that, those little ghosts are all old employees who fought the world with the ghost king, and they can't let people lose their jobs, right? Otherwise, we will set up a mechanical arm to take a brick and automatically stun people. ”
Facing Luo Xiang's gaze, Xiaobai was a little embarrassed.
"Isn't it okay to give them dry shares and let them eat dividends!" Luo Xiang waved his hand, "Is there any antidote to Meng Po Tang?" Since I can't die now, I can't always be so unremembered......
"What's that. Fang Xiaoling said lazily, "I always forget which side is left and which side is right, and I have a good time?"
"No one expects anything from your IQ, so you shut up for me. Luo Xiang pressed his temples, "Don't play tricks, maybe you haven't realized it, this is a very serious matter......"
"No matter how serious it is, it doesn't matter to me. Fang Xiaoling yawned, "Anla, isn't it just that you have lost a little memory? As long as you don't forget to give Xiaobai the money to buy vegetables before you go to school, there is nothing else to care about." ”
"No, you have to care, you have to care. Because there is a very serious problem in front of us right now. ”
Luo Xiang said in a heavy tone.
“…… I forgot my bank card password. ”