At more than eleven o'clock in the evening, everything was silent, but the lights were still on in Luo Xiang's room on the first floor. Under the light, two figures swayed in the room, one in front of the other. Looking at the action, the long-haired woman looks elegant and dignified, while the man behind her is very clumsy. The conversation between the two is as follows-

"It's the first time I've done anything like this. This is Xiaobai's voice, it sounds like she is a little shy, but she is enjoying it, "It feels quite interesting......

"But you look skilled. Luo Xiang's voice sounded weak, "It's not like the first time at all." Can you teach me? I always don't get the hang of it. ”

"It's very simple, come, I'll help you. To align the position, I'll hold it down for you...... Ah—not there! a little bit higher!"

"Hmmm......"

"Don't push so hard! Gentle and gentle! Hmm...... Yes, that's fine. Now move gently and slowly......"

"Ah, slimy ......"

Although these words sounded a little ambiguous, Luo Xiang knew in his heart that no one would have a misunderstanding because of this. After all, this kind of stalk has been used up as early as when he was in elementary school, and now the old drivers will only laugh when they see such a description, and they can't even give birth to a slight hard respect, who else can they get?

Besides, the current Luo Xiang is just a corpse, and we all know that it is impossible for a corpse to have that function.

Come, read these four words with me—

There is a weak heart.

And one more-

Spiritual eunuchs.

Of course, he can also use the two tricks of "hard hand" or "flamboyant tongue...... But let's not discuss these issues for the time being, after all, this is a fairly serious hardcore literary work that discusses the philosophy of life and death. All in all, back to the beginning, Xiaobai is now sitting in Luo Xiang's room, and Luo Xiang is behind her - more than two meters away, if anyone thinks that he can use any bad intentions at such a distance, then Luo Xiang can represent all the male compatriots in the Far East.

Xiaobai sat on the chair in front of the desk, holding the tape in one hand, moving little by little on the cracks in the English workbook, and the movements were extremely delicate. Luo Xiang, on the other hand, sat on the edge of the bed and worked on the bedside table, gluing the test papers, but this work was much more difficult than writing homework. Now he can easily crumple a tape with one hand, but he has to tear off a small piece of tape with his fingernails and delicately stick it along the edge of the crack...... Luo Xiang felt that he would rather be beaten again.

But as long as you calm down and do it, it can still be quite effective. In three hours, Luo Xiang had glued six test papers, torn ten of them, and pressed his bedside table with his fingers by the way. Hundreds of years later, the artifact was identified by archaeologists as an artistic wood carving that mimicked the surface of the moon, and a wealthy merchant placed it in a mansion for upper-class guests to see. I don't know what Luo Xiang's expression will be when he sees the president of the United States with a photo of himself on his bedside table. He only hoped that those people would never touch the boogers he had smeared on the side of this artistic wood carving.

Fang Xiaoling only came to help him glue a test paper, and then yawned and went upstairs to sleep. She is now full of food, sleep, and food, and the rest of the time is to lie on the couch and watch cats and mice with the old VCD in the living room. After thinking about it for a long time, Luo Xiang decided to put away the electronic scale in the living room, lest she couldn't accept the reality one day and ran to eat the meatballs he made to kill herself.

"You're stupid. ”

Xiaobai watched him do it for a while, pushed him aside with a loving face, and took over all the work himself. The slender hands walked through the pages like white butterflies in the light of the light, and Luo Xiang stood behind her, looking a little fascinated.

Xiaobai came to help him after taking a bath, and his long, freshly blown silky hair was draped behind his back, exuding the scent of lavender. The scent of a girl's body is always full of indescribable temptation for an unemployed boy, especially in the dead of night, when the little white sister who looks a few years older than him on the outside, the skin on the side of the face is smooth and moisturized, and it is extremely moving. She looked like a virtuous wife helping her incompetent husband, Luo Xiang stood there silently, looking at this warm scene, only to feel that those irritable hearts in the evening had long since disappeared and were completely wiped out.

and Yu Haiyao are completely different. Luo Xiang thought. Whether it's cared for or misunderstood by that girl, I don't think it matters. But Xiaobai is different, just seeing her working here, I feel like I have been purified...... Hmm, could it be that I subconsciously prefer a good wife and mother?

Xiaobai inadvertently raised his head and stroked the hair on the side of his ear. Seeing his cautious eyes, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"What are you doing!" she said coquettishly, "don't look at me like that, I can't work hard, blame the shy ......"

"Ah, oh, I'm sorry......"

Luo Xiang hurriedly took a few steps back, but still peeked at her beautiful back.

Xiaobai laughed again: "You, shouldn't you be the kind of thief who has no thief's heart, right? I used that kind of statement before, so I really thought that you were going to do something bad to me......"

She said this with a hint of shame in her voice.

"Uh......" Luo Xiang touched his nose a little embarrassed.

Xiaobai glanced at him thoughtfully:

"Speaking of which...... Who tore up your notebook?Who did you provoke?Is it ...... This girl?"

She held up the workbook she had just glued, and the page she had turned to in her hand had a clear footprint on it.

"Look at this trace, it should be the little leather boots worn by girls, right?" Xiaobai was very researched, "Come on, come on, explain to my sister?"

"It's nothing to do with her. Luo Xiang said immediately. But somehow, he remembered that afternoon scene again. The scene where Yu Haiyao blocked in front of Liu Yongsheng always felt familiar. Although it was not jealousy, it gave him a sense of confusion in his heart.

My memory......

"Okay, if you don't want to say it, forget it. Xiaobai snorted, "I just think you seem to have something on your mind...... Count me in on my mouth. ”

"Speaking of hearts...... Luo Xiang asked coldly, "what are you thinking?"

Xiaobai's shoulders stiffened.

“…… Oh, hehehe, don't talk nonsense, I don't have any worries. ”

"You have. ”

"I didn't. ”

"I said you have. ”

"I, no, yes!"

"The more you say that, the more I know that you must be hiding something from me. Luo Xiang stood next to her again, "I don't know how to go back, this statement is false, right? I'm afraid it's also false when I went to Repulse Bay? You can fool Xiaoling, but you can't fool me, but I am a man who has watched 600 episodes of Conan." ”

"What are you talking about, sister, I don't understand a word......" Xiaobai laughed dryly, "Sister can't go back to home now, I'm worried about it, I'll be angry if you make such a joke again!"

Luo Xiang came closer.

"The last time you came to my house, you were so eager that you knelt down to persuade me to die. This time it was a relaxed look, neither asking me to commit suicide, nor asking us to help you find a way back to the spirit world. Judging by the way you look, it seems that I hope none of us will mention this matter, and just let you stay here for a long time. You said you can't wait for a colleague who hooks the soul, but next to it is the municipal hospital, are you a fool to me...... Please, Sister Xiaobai, it's true that I'm a corpse, but I'm a corpse with thoughts, souls, and opinions, please don't think that everyone's IQ is at the same level as Xiaoling. ”

“…… Can a corpse with a mind, a soul, and an opinion send his eyes into someone else's collar when he speaks?"

"Please don't try to change the subject, I'm sure I'm just glancing at it. ”

Xiaobai looked at him with a smile.

“…… Well, maybe my gaze stayed uncontrollably for a second longer. "But it's just a love of beautiful things, and it's normal for men, so it's not the point." The point is that the scene when you leave is so sentimental, hugging and entrusting, almost like life and death parting - well, it is. But it's only been three days and you're back here, is this in line with the normal plot trend? ”

"You're worried I'm going to hurt you?"

The little white face is gloomy. But Luo Xiang just looked at her calmly. The two looked at each other for a while, and Xiaobai lowered his head.

"I'm sorry, I know you're not...... You can give me your life if I want it, and you will be afraid of me. ”

She let out a long sigh and pursed her lips, her face complicated.

"You're right, I really didn't go to Repulse Bay, I lied to you before. I was just...... For some reason, I can't go back for the time being, and I want to stay in the human world for a while. When I made this decision, my first thought was to come back to you. I've only been with you for a few days, but I feel so close, like having two more siblings. ”

"'Make this decision'......" Luo Xiang chewed on this sentence, "that is, the reason why you can't go back is not an external reason, but your own meaning?"

"All I can say is that I haven't thought things through, and I hope to clear my mind with you. This has nothing to do with you and Xiaoling, it's purely my own stubbornness. So don't ask any more, okay? I know you're worried about me, but even if you tell you, there's nothing you can do for me. Just like I'm a regular tenant, I'll rent in your house for a while. ”

"Ordinary tenants pay rent. ”

"I'll take care of Xiaoling for you!

"Xiaoling, she herself eats for nothing and lives for nothing, okay!"

That night, Luo Xiang didn't ask anything from Xiaobai's mouth, and was given a younger brother card. The only achievement was that his English question set and papers were made up except for the missing parts. Xiaobai's craftsmanship is indeed a trustworthy time-honored brand, and from a distance, his workbook is unscathed. As for the others...... Except for Liu Yongsheng, those people were all pulled away from the glue when they tore it, and they just needed to be glued back on.

Seeing Xiaobai yawning and walking upstairs, Luo Xiang sat on the chair and let out an almost inaudible sigh-

He hasn't started his homework yet.