Section 24 Eunuch Men and Lying Girls
The four of them looked at each other, and for a moment suspected that they had misheard.
"Why don't you really see the coffin and don't shed tears, boy!" Yang Xiaodao was so angry that he smoked, "You still dare to provoke? What's the matter? Why do you really think that my brothers don't dare to beat you?"
Luo Xiang spread his hands helplessly and said, "That's the case." Even if I say it, you won't believe it, so I won't say it. I can't say a hundred words more convincing than let you try. In short, you said you were going to kill me, and you asked me if I believed it, and to be honest, I really didn't believe it. Of course I'm not doubting your beliefs, I'm saying it's a matter of ability. Let's use an analogy, it's easy for the four of you to kill one person, but if you want to say that the four of you are going to blow up the earth, can you do it? No way. Take 10,000 steps back, even if you can do it, now that the earth has been blown to pieces, you still want to blow it up? So what's the point? This is the situation. So if you want to try, hurry up and try it, I'm still in a hurry to go home. ”
Yang Xiaodao and the other four listened to him talk for a long time in a daze, but they still didn't understand what he was trying to say. He looked at each other with the three younger brothers, simply gave up understanding, and once again pointed at Luo Xiang and scolded: "Spend so many words! Obediently stand still for Lao Tzu! You see if Lao Tzu can kill you!"
As he spoke, the three younger brothers posted it. One of them cautiously pushed Luo Xiang - no way, this kid is too calm. As the old saying goes, "the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal is afraid of the dead". They originally came to block people, but they inexplicably lost a lot of momentum, which made people a little uncertain. But he tried it for a while and found that Luo Xiang really didn't fight back, so he was relieved and boldly punched Luo Xiang in the chest.
Luo Xiang didn't move.
The three little brothers muttered in their hearts: You really don't resist?
What are you afraid of, don't worry about it and fight boldly!
In the past, they had a black hand, and when people resisted, they inevitably had to eat three punches and two feet, and there was a live sandbag in front of them, and they felt sorry if they didn't beat them!
So the raindrop-like fist landed on Luo Xiang's body.
Luo Xiang endured it expressionlessly, and sighed helplessly in his heart.
Sure enough, he has the touch of being hit, but he hardly feels much pain, and it hurts much more than a slap in the face. It's no wonder that he didn't even have a to stab himself with a paper cutter this morning, what can these fists count? Fortunately, these guys are also a bit of "morality", and they didn't use their legs like those gangsters yesterday - they are not afraid of practicality, and now he can resist every piece of his body.
It stands to reason that my weight has not changed, and the maximum static friction will not increase for no reason, right? Could it be that this ghoul physique also has a "jack pendant" buff?
A few younger brothers fought for a long time, and they also noticed that something was wrong. They didn't even snort, but their fists hurt like slamming the walls.
A younger brother saw the vacancy, raised his foot and kicked up, but Luo Xiangyan quickly grabbed his ankle.
"Hey, don't use your feet!" Luo Xiang warned, "What should I do if I leave shoe prints? I don't have a washing machine at home, so it's troublesome to wash clothes in winter!"
"Okay, okay, no, no, no!" the little brother shouted, "Let go!
Luo Xiang let go of his hand, and the little brother immediately took a few steps back vigilantly, grinning in pain, and rubbing his ankle vigorously.
Here, Luo Xiang himself is also relieved. He didn't use any force just now, and the kid on the other side hurt like this. If he really tightens it a little, this kid will have to raise money for a prosthetic leg when he goes back at night.
Yang Xiaodao watched this "performance" for some reason. He would not question the loyalty of the three junior brothers, could it be that there was really something evil about this kid? He personally stepped forward and smashed Luo Xiang on the stomach with all his might, but Luo Xiang didn't even shake it.
Yang Xiaodao quietly grabbed his wrist, walked to the side, and muttered: "It's really a bit hard......"
No, that...... You are so painful that the cold sweat is left on your head, it shouldn't be "a little", right?
It's not a way to go on like this, Yang Xiaodao shouted, and the three younger brothers hurriedly retreated to his side as if they had been amnestied.
What the hell is going on? Yang Xiaodao felt weak in his heart. If this boy is as strong as King Billy, ah, no governor, then he will have nothing to say, but he doesn't have a few taels of meat on him, and he can't sell it for two hundred dollars in the vegetable market. Why can't it be moved?
"Dude......" he asked tentatively, "you...... It can't be that you've practiced some hard qigong, right?"
Luo Xiang almost laughed out of his nose.
How dare this man think!
"Yes. He pretended to respond, and took out the statement that scared the gangsters yesterday, "I am a Shaolin lay disciple, and this is the iron cloth shirt just now." ”
But if you were to stand here in a different place, you would not believe his incoherent words. For example, yesterday's few, although they were scared away by his exposed hands, at most they would only think that he was a very capable adult, and would not believe that he was really a Shaolin master.
But Yang Xiaodao is different.
Yang Xiaodao has been obsessed with martial arts since he was a child, and he has seen all kinds of novels and TV series since he was a child. He not only watched, but also practiced by himself. He has set many honorary records such as practicing the eighteen palms of the dragon descending and smashing the classroom blackboard, practicing the six-vein divine sword and breaking his fingers. A few years ago, he had a girlfriend who was also a fan of martial arts, but on the night of the month of dating, Yang Xiaodao took out a copy of "The Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra of the Tomb Sect's Double Cultivation Technique", and the two announced their breakup.
The girlfriend said that his book was pirated, and Yang Xiaodao scolded his girlfriend for not knowing the goods.
Didn't you see that the book cover was still printed with the avatars of Huang Xiaoming and Liu Yifei?
At this time, he stared nervously at Luo Xiang, who was calm and relaxed, and only felt that cold sweat was running down his neck drop by drop.
The predecessors of the mixed road have taught, "There are people outside the people, and there is a sky outside the sky", but it is difficult to block the road and block the individual, and it is possible to block a Shaolin iron cloth shirt master? No wonder this kid just ran for half the weather without breathing, I heard that the Shaolin warrior monks train every day to carry water up and down the mountain, what is this little distance?
This is really nonsense, but the more Yang Xiaodao thinks about it, the more he thinks it is possible. He heard that now a university diploma is required to enter the Shaolin Temple, and ordinary people don't even have a way to become a monk, but such an intellectual, maybe he has the opportunity to learn the true legend of Shaolin?
If Luo Xiang knew what he was thinking at the moment, he didn't know how speechless he would be.
Whoever I am a master, I will die.
"Uh...... Are you still fighting?" Luo Xiang asked, "If you don't fight, I'll leave first." ”
After thinking about it, Yang Xiaodao suddenly arched his hand and made a fist shape: "Brother, stay a line of life, and see each other in the future." Even if we tie today, heroes cherish heroes, we won't embarrass you. The green mountains do not turn, the green water flows for a long time, the rivers and lakes are far away, you and I will have a period in the future!"
…… What?
Luo Xiang felt that his thinking circuit with this person was not on the same level at all.
Whatever, anyway, they're fine, right?
To be honest, although he was beaten by these people, not only did he not feel any pain on his body, but he was a little proud when he saw that these people were helpless against him.
The four of Yang Xiaodao watched him turn around and leave, disappearing into the depths of the alley. An embarrassing silence enveloped them. As the boss, Yang Xiaodao didn't know how to speak now.
Is this a blockage? This is obviously a person who has come from far and wide to add to his blockage.
What a failure.
"Boss?" asked a younger brother in a low voice, "...... How do we explain to Brother Da Sheng?"
Yes, how do you explain it? Yang Xiaodao felt bitter in his heart. You say that you block people to block a Shaolin Temple, who will believe this?
……
Luo Xiang ran all the way home, and as soon as he put down the bicycle, he couldn't wait to take the autumn coat box and walk into the house, calling out Fang Xiaoling's name. But no matter how much he shouted, he got no response. There was no one in the living room, and there was no one in the yard. Luo Xiang climbed up to the second floor, the door of the room where Fang Xiaoling was sleeping was open, and it was also empty inside, and there was no half of a figure in sight.
She...... Already gone?
Luo Xiang was at a loss.
But where could she go? She had nothing to eat, no place to live, no money, and she was hurt......
No, I'll have to go find her!
Just as Luo Xiang turned around and was about to go out, a cold voice came from his bedroom:
"How many times have I told you to call me 'master'!"
Luo Xiang walked in. Fang Xiaoling was standing in front of his bookcase, holding a copy of "The Adventures of Tintin" in her hand.
"How do you draw foreigners in your books here?" she said while flipping through the book, "Obviously foreigners, and they speak Chinese!"
Seeing her figure, Luo Xiang's heart finally relaxed. When you think about it, he's just too nervous. When she came back at noon, she had warmed up the food in the microwave according to the illustration he had given, and ate to herself. It can be seen that she has adapted to the environment here, so there should be no reason to leave casually, right?
Saying......
"What does this smell like?" Luo Xiang wrinkled his nose.
This smell seemed to emanate from Fang Xiaoling's body. When she saw her at noon, she was still wearing Luo Xiang's little sister's clothes, but now she had changed back into her own dress. It doesn't matter, but ......
It is normal for girls to have the fragrance of laundry detergent and laundry detergent. However, the taste on Fang Xiaoling's body is different, it should be said that it is a ...... Appetizing taste?
"You did the laundry, didn't you?"
Fang Xiaoling let out an "um".
"It's done so fast. Luo Xiang said to himself, "What do you use to dry it? My washing machine doesn't seem to have this function, and I haven't taught you how to use it, right?"
"It's the stove. ”
Microwave oven?
Luo Xiang was speechless for a while. He had no choice but to spread his hands: "Take off your clothes, and I'll wash you again." Also, it's a good idea to wipe your body with hot water as well. With this smell, you can't help but bite a dog on the road......"