"This one, it's a radiator, you touch it yourself, it's a little hot, right? After washing the clothes, use this to dry. ”

"This is a washing machine...... Why is it called a washing machine? Because it's a machine that can wash clothes. So why isn't it called a washer? This, this...... Why do you care so much! The name handed down by the ancestors, you just follow it!"

"This is the gas stove we use for cooking...... Forget about cooking, I'll do it, you remember not to fiddle with this thing, just your habit of carrying a lighter with you, if you don't do it, my house will be gone. ”

Luo Xiang took Fang Xiaoling around the house and taught her how to use various household appliances. No matter what was right, Fang Xiaoling seemed to be lacking in interest and kept yawning. Only the TV, she enjoyed watching it.

"Why does this bullet bend in the air?"

"Uh, that's a special effect......"

"Special laughter?" Fang Xiaoling frowned, "It's not funny at all." And how did you get this thing?"

"Uh, it was the photographer who took the ...... with the camera"

"People are fighting, and he is filming on the side, aren't you afraid of being killed?"

"Because wars are fake. ”

"Fake? That dead person is also pretending to be dead?" Fang Xiaoling continued to frown, "You can't fight a dead person in a war, so what else is there to fight? Isn't it just a family?

…… It seems that there is still a long way to go for her to understand modern society.

"Leave that alone. Luo Xiang took out his notebook, "I did some analysis of this body today, you can see if it's right." ”

"I don't look at it. Fang Xiaoling snorted, staring at the TV with both eyes, "For the sake of your diligent service to the master, I will be merciful to tell you." The spells I cast will give you a certain increase in all your senses, as well as a certain degree of strength and toughness, muscle strength and recovery. ”

Luo Xiang threw the notebook aside, and sat on the sofa alone and sulked. As far as Fang Xiaoling's sentence is concerned, his whole day's experiment today can be regarded as in vain.

Forget it, you can't think of it that way. He comforted himself. As the saying goes, "practice is the only criterion for testing truth." She said it in such a general way, at least after I finished the experiment, I could be regarded as having a specific understanding.

"That's right. Luo Xiang asked again, "When you bit me yesterday, it doesn't seem that your teeth were broken." I touched my body myself and it felt soft too. But why does it become so hard when someone hits me?"

"Camouflage, of course, and combat are different. Fang Xiaoling said irritably, "With my spirit spell, your body can be soft or hard, bend and stretch, what is the slightest change? Don't ask such boring questions again! It's noisy for me to watch TV!"

The corners of Luo Xiang's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously glanced down at his crotch.

I really hope this thing can be restored to its original state, and it will be hard when it should be. But helplessly, Luo Xiang has discovered a tragic fact-

Corpses cannot be congested.

Come, read these four words with me:

There is a weak heart.

Here are four more:

Spiritual eunuchs.

The knock on the door outside the courtyard door made both of them nervous all of a sudden, Luo Xiang was worried that the gang of thugs would come to the house to find him trouble, while Fang Xiaoling was obviously worried about her sister. The two looked at each other, and then they heard......

"Little Luo Xiang obediently, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in~ Luo Xiang! Open the door for Lao Tzu! Hurry up!"

Fang Xiaoling looked at him coldly: "Is this a neurosis, or is it your friend? or is it your neurotic friend?"

Luo Xiang had to help his forehead. He ran to open the door, and Jun Ge jumped into the door with a bottle of Jian Nanchun.

"Why are you here?"

"Why am I here?" Jun Ge's eyes widened, "Okay, you Luo Xiang, you are ungrateful, you start and give up, we all said yesterday that we will celebrate your success tonight." As a result, you ran away as soon as you got off work, and I had to go to your house to find it. Look clearly, Jian Nanchun in '82! Go and order a few dishes, our brothers won't get drunk tonight!"

“…… I remember that Jian Nanchun Company was only established in 98. Luo Xiang pursed his lips, "But you came just in time, I have the dishes here." ”

There's still leftovers from last night in the fridge. He couldn't eat, and Fang Xiaoling couldn't eat hair. Since this leftover processor has been delivered to the door by itself, it doesn't have to be used in vain.

He led Jun Ge into the door, and Fang Xiaoling immediately cast an unkind gaze.

"This is my colleague. Luo Xiang introduced them to each other, "This is ...... Uh, my cousin. ”

"Hello, neurotic. Fang Xiaoling said coldly, "In addition, I am not his cousin, I am his girlfriend." ”

Because the second half of the sentence was too shocking, Jun Ge's brain selectively skipped the previous sentence. He stared at Fang Xiaoling for a long time, and then glanced at Luo Xiang again. Before Luo Xiang could come up with a reasonable explanation, he leaned over and muttered in disbelief in Luo Xiang's ear:

"Girlfriend, wow, Lao Luo, you're too bold! How old is this girl? Fifteen or sixteen? Dare you say hello? Then I have to remind the students in our school to stay away from you! lest one of you can't help but make a mistake in your style!"

Don't worry, there won't be anything like that. Luo Xiang thought to himself. The crotch of my pants was as hard as if I was wearing iron trousers, and I kicked the toe cap of one of my men yesterday. But this hard is not the other, this kind of hard is not that hard, although it is sometimes very hard, but it can't be hard when it should be hard......

Alas, after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't know what he was thinking, so he had to whisper:

"This is my cousin, just a little naughty. Ignore her. I'll serve you food. ”

Luo Xiang thought too well. Some people are born with familiarity and curiosity, just like Jun Ge, this guy just loves to do things, and when he sees a piece of shit on the road, he wants to know if it's original or cumin. You asked him to ignore Fang Xiaoling, can he do it?

Sure enough, as soon as Luo Xiang walked into the kitchen, Jun Ge jumped to the edge of the sofa and stared at Fang Xiaoling with interest.

"What are you doing?" Fang Xiaoling glared at him vigilantly and moved to the other side of the sofa.

"Hey, little sister. Jun Ge's two-skinned face didn't think it was a pestle at all, and he asked with a smile, "What is the relationship between you and Luo Xiang?"

"I'm his girlfriend. Fang Xiaoling replied impatiently, "How many times do you want to ask?"

"Hey, how old are you? Do you know what it means to have a girlfriend?"

"Of course I know!" Fang Xiaoling raised his little head proudly, "I am his master, he is my servant. ”

Jun Ge's mouth was wide open, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Good guys, are all the young people playing so exciting now?

Luo Xiang, Luo Xiang, I usually look at you like a serious person, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, you sullen Lori is really deep enough!

After a while, Luo Xiang brought up a few meat dishes, and saw Jun Ge sitting on the sofa constantly squeezing his eyebrows at him, and he also gave up his hand with the appearance of "the little brother is willing to bow to the wind", which made Luo Xiang in a fog. There are no surplus dishes to solve, and he is quite happy.

"Hey, mutton, lamb tripe! Luo Xiang, you're angry, so many good dishes...... Hey, why don't you eat it?"

Luo Xiang smiled: "We've eaten, you're welcome, you can eat, it's okay if you can't eat and take it away." ”

"I'm so sorry...... Jun Ge said as he pulled the whole plate of mutton into his bowl, "Come, let's have two cups of wine?"

Luo Xiang smiled again: "Thank you, but no." ”

"Why?"

"Because I don't allow it!" Fang Xiaoling said suddenly.

Jun Ge's face froze, and then he laughed: "Understood, understood...... Sister-in-law has spoken, then let's forget it......"

He was also a discerning person, and he quickly got up to say goodbye after eating. After doing it for a long time, he didn't know what he was here for, saying that he was here to celebrate Luo Xiang, but he stripped off the whole table of dishes by himself, not only did he eat his belly round, but he also packed and brought what he couldn't eat. No one drank the wine he brought, and he finally carried it back.

Dare I come here just to rub a meal?" he pondered. It's not a taste to think about it.

But if he didn't leave, he could see that the girl was not in a good mood. No wonder, the young couple was planning to make love, and they suddenly came to visit the scenery, so who is not angry?

Gu Gu gave an explanation, and Jun Ge burped as he walked.