Lu Sanmiao is an ordinary villager in Wumingzhuang, and his main business is to drive his Dongfeng truck to help deliver goods to several restaurants and small supermarkets in Zhuangzi. But he probably won't be able to do this work for a long time, and now he has a thick bandage on his arm and a cast on his leg, and he sits on the bed and looks out the window with a sad face.

His house was built on the edge of the nameless village, and behind it was the foot of the tomb mountain. As a person of insight who attaches great importance to health preservation, Lu Sanmiao looked down at the book for fifteen minutes and looked up at the window for a while to maintain his eyesight. Through years of careful care of his eyes, he is still quite confident in his eyesight, the only side effect is that the corns on his feet are also well maintained, growing as strong as his own son, and they can be cut off and soaked in wine until next year.

Just after twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Sanmiao looked up and looked out, but inadvertently saw a small black dot jumping out of the grave mountain towards the sky, and then—of course, it fell straight down. Otherwise, Newton can't be smashed by an apple once, right?

For the first time, Lu Sanmiao questioned her eyesight, which she could see through even mosaics.

In these years, the city is full of high-rise buildings, and some people have made a special trip to the suburbs to climb mountains to commit suicide? This man was a rock climbing enthusiast in his life, right?

He felt that it was more likely that he was wrong, so he ignored it and concentrated on reading the book again.

Lu Sanmiao is very keen on the history of the Far East, and in the past he loved to read the history of the Song Dynasty, whether it was the classic works of Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng or the profound literature of the famous prostitute Li Shishi, he could read it with relish. Recently, however, he has become obsessed with the history of the Ming Dynasty, and now he is on his lap with a large, thick book of rigorous historiography.

"Back to the Ming Dynasty as a Prince".

…… Pirated of course. It is better to expect people like Lu Sanmiao to buy genuine books, than to expect him to buy a drill gun and open a few brain holes for himself.

The wounds on his body were the result of being beaten two days earlier. On that day, there was a crowd brawl in the village, the cause was that the ancestral grave of the Huang family in the village was dug up, and the bones of the eight generations of the ancestors were very evenly sown in the soil.

But the Huang family was probably afraid that there were too many ancestors to raise, so they aggressively arrested the suspect in the whole village.

There are two families in the nameless village that have always been at odds with the Huang family, one is the Li family and the other is the Zhang family. The Li family was directly excluded - their family's tombstone was also kicked down.

The Huang family launched a war of aggression, and the Zhang family naturally refused to compromise. According to their statement, the old ancestor has been in the underground for a long time, so what's so strange about coming up to breathe? But the paranoid thugs of the Huang family refuse to accept this kind of statement, and they must fight to the death with the Zhang family. Fortunately, the police from the nearby police station arrived in time, and both groups were stopped.

The police spent an afternoon laying out the facts for them, reasoning, talking about ideals, talking about feelings, and handing out red envelopes...... It wasn't until sunset that I finally persuaded both groups of people to go back.

Some people may ask, what does this have to do with Lu Sanmiao?

That's the case, that day, a third member of the Zhang family was temporarily called back from the city in order to defend his homeland, and he was making a lot of noise, when he suddenly heard someone on the other side scolding: "Zhang Laosan, your daughter-in-law is lying on my bed!" Although he knew that this might be the Huang family's despicable plan to disturb the army's heart, Zhang Laosan, who was concerned about his wife, still hurriedly turned around and rushed home, pushed the door and looked, with mixed feelings in his heart. I am happy that my daughter-in-law is lying on her bed in a good manner, but I am worried that Lu Sanmiao is lying on her daughter-in-law for some reason.

Lu Sanmiao's explanation for this is: I passed by your mansion and saw that my sister-in-law was lonely, so I changed a magic trick for her to relieve her boredom, this magic trick can change the clothes on people's bodies, I don't believe you close your eyes and wait for a while, and when I change again, I can even change myself.

Zhang Laosan was very moved, and then crippled one of Lu Sanmiao's arms.

That night, when Lu Sanmiao was brought back from the police station by his daughter-in-law, he wept bitterly and apologized to his daughter-in-law with tears in her eyes, saying that she couldn't even practice such a simple magic trick and was unworthy of being a person. The daughter-in-law smiled faintly, gently wiped away the tears on Lu Sanmiao's face, and comforted: "It's okay, I'll teach you." I've been with your dad before...... this magic trick."

Lu Sanmiao is a person with strong self-esteem, and when he heard that his magic skills were not as good as his daughter-in-law, he was furious and threw himself at his daughter-in-law, and finally succeeded in breaking a leg by his daughter-in-law ten minutes later.

Fortunately, this did not cause family turmoil, and he and his daughter-in-law were very generous and forgave each other. Nameless Village has always been so simple and simple.

Now that their family has just had lunch, Lu Sanmiao is flipping through a book on the bed, and his daughter-in-law is beating the child in the living room. More than a dozen pages were flipped over, and it was estimated that another quarter of an hour had passed, and Lu Sanmiao looked up again, and then saw ......

It was as if a figure was heading towards the top of the mountain.

Lu Sanmiao overlapped this figure with the black dot before, he didn't know how he could have such a strange idea, but he believed that his super vision would not lie to him. So he put down his book and spent twenty minutes watching the figure run from halfway up the mountain to the top of the mountain......

Leap down.

Lu Sanmiao's throat "gurgled". He spent another quarter of an hour pondering whether he should do his civic duty and call the police, and then he saw the same figure climb up the hill again. For the first time in his life, he felt that maybe it was time to get himself a pair of glasses.

When he saw the figure jumping from the top of the mountain for the third time, he finally couldn't help but shout: "Wife, stop beating the child!

After he screamed a few times, his daughter-in-law walked in from the living room with an irritated face.

"Urging, urging, urging, hurrying, you're in a hurry to be reincarnated?"

"Wife, wife, I'll tell you!" Lu Sanmiao pointed to the tomb mountain impatiently, "You keep an eye on it, and after a while, someone will climb up from the bottom of the mountain, and then jump down from the top of the mountain." ”

The daughter-in-law looked suspicious: "How do you know?"

"He's already jumped three times!"

The daughter-in-law was stunned for a moment, and then cried out with a "wow".

"Sanmiao, I beg you not to do this, okay? It's all my fault...... I'm not going to hit you again......"

"Wife, wife, you believe me! I didn't lie, I don't believe you! Look, he's already climbing! If you wait another forty minutes, he will be able to climb from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain, wife!"

No matter how Lu Sanmiao persuaded her, her daughter-in-law only cried vigorously and ignored his pleas. Lu Sanmiao was inexplicably sad and indignant, and slapped her daughter-in-law in a fit of anger.

Since then, the people of Nameless Village have never seen Lu Sanmiao again.

This story teaches us that magicians are a dangerous profession.

……

Regarding Luo Xiang's experience on Sunday afternoon, I think that friends have already glimpsed some clues from Lu Sanmiao's tragic experience, so we will not go into detail here.

All in all, judging from the fact that Luo Xiang was still alive after jumping five times in a row in the afternoon, the jumping plan was also declared bankrupt. After jumping from the top of the mountain, Luo Xiang's body stiffened for a long time, and he couldn't move for half a minute, it seemed that the strong impact caused by this height difference did cause some damage to his body, but after a certain period of time, the powerful recovery ability of the spirit spell would heal him as before.

That night, while Fang Xiaoling was discussing with Luo Xiang fiercely whether the farewell words he said before jumping the mountain were still not touching enough, he swept away the meal cooked by Xiaobai Miao's hands like a storm. Luo Xiang had to reluctantly remind her that it was obviously a problem of insufficient height on the top of the mountain.

“…… You're pretty much a little bit more restrained for me, and get rid of those playful thoughts. Luo Xiang stared at Fang Xiaoling, who was feasting, and said, "Next time we can go to Mount Tai or Huangshan to try." I have a feeling that we are very close to success this time. When my body stiffened, my consciousness was also a little erratic, but there was no follow-up damage, so my body quickly recovered. If the height was a little higher and the impact was a little stronger, I should be able to be killed—Xiaobai, where are you going?"

Luo Xiang suddenly screamed, Xiaobai had just opened the door, and he called himself, so he stopped his body abruptly.

"I ...... I'm going to go out and buy something. She whispered.

Luo Xiang narrowed his eyes.

"Don't lie to us, you've been eating with Fang Xiaoling for the past few days, but today you're going out as soon as you're ready to eat...... What are you going to do? Is there anything you can't wait until you've finished eating......?

Luo Xiang suddenly woke up.

"You...... Are you ...... Going?"

"Huh?"

Fang Xiaoling was originally dealing with the chicken paws wholeheartedly, but when he heard this, he suddenly raised his head.

"Little white ......," she blinked suspiciously, "you want to go?" but...... But Luo Xiang is not dead yet, where are you going?"

The living room, which had been noisy just a moment ago, fell silent all of a sudden. Xiaobai hesitated at the door for a few seconds, then she turned around and closed the door.

"Mr. Luo, Miss Fang...... Really appreciate you guys for helping me these days. Obviously, I came to the door without permission in the first place, causing so much trouble to the two of you. I am really grateful that both of them have gone out of their way to help me, regardless of their previous suspicions. But I'm sorry......"

Xiao Bai bowed slightly, faced the two with a gentle smile, and said softly:

"I think I have to leave. ”