"Are you ready?"

Luo Xiang held a small household electric drill and aimed it at his temple. His voice trembled a little. Although he had committed suicide once and confirmed that he would not feel pain now, it was still a little scary to actually aim such a dangerous tool at his head. It's like watching a horror movie, knowing that the ghosts won't crawl out of the TV – except Sadako, but you'll still be scared and screaming.

So he wasn't saying this to the other two girls in the room, but to soothe his emotions.

Of course, the two girls were just as nervous. They had drawn the curtains beforehand so that the occupants of the nearby buildings would not see the horrific scene. Old grandfathers and women with bad hearts may faint on the spot, and those with strong heart tolerance will most likely call 110 immediately, and then the room full of people will be regarded as cultists, and no one can escape. In case one or two one-yuan bills printed with "so-and-so Dafa is good" were found in Luo Xiang's wallet...... Well, maybe we'll be able to make it to the last shot list of the year.

"Come on...... Let's go!"

Luo Xiang gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, pulled the trigger, and the metal drill bit spun at high speed.

This rig was a bargain he bought from a hardware store, and even the drill bit was only 80 yuan.

Because the sense of touch was weakened by the spirit spell, Luo Xiang couldn't feel how far it was going now. He said as he drilled: "This feeling is weird, you know? It's the same gun, and it's handsome to shoot at the temple with a pistol, but it's stupid to use a drill gun." I think that just by committing suicide in a way that no one has done before, I can go down in the history of suicide, eh......"

"You're killing yourself and talking so much nonsense!I've never seen it-" Fang Xiaoling complained halfway, his eyes suddenly widened, "Wow! It's in! There's something slimy coming out of your temples!What is that?Brain pulp or cerebrospinal fluid? Wow, wow, stop the rig, that thing was spun around by the drill, and it was all over the house.

"No...... If you stop now, you'll lose all your efforts......"

Luo Xiang watched as a spirit spell master and a ghost in front of him trembled and hugged each other, and then suddenly began to vomit. Fang Xiaoling hugged the trash can, while Xiaobai covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom with a pale face. You say that these two people dance with skeletons in the graveyard in the middle of the night, and the other smiles and bows to the dead every day, what is there to be afraid of?

Luo Xiang shook his head helplessly, and Fang Xiaoling was even more angry and roared while spitting-

"You've squirted on me, asshole! Slimy disgusting!

"Ah......" Luo Xiang said thoughtfully, "I suddenly remembered, this should be the development process of the brain hole, right?"

Afterwards, he paid a terrible price for this cold joke and suffered Fang Xiaoling's inhumane punishment of the pink fist. According to her, she was vomiting vigorously, but because she was amused, the vomit that had just come to her mouth was swallowed back again...... This triggered a second vomiting that was even more out of control, and almost threw up all the stomach pouches.

…… Because it's too disgusting, please bring your own mosaic when you make up your brain, otherwise Luo Xiang said that he is not responsible for all the discomfort caused by it.

……

"No......"

That evening, the three sat on the couch with their heads down. Luo Xiang created a total of six brain holes for himself, but he still couldn't drive the soul out of his body.

There was a sense of frustration in the atmosphere of dinner.

The large and small holes drilled out of the drill returned to their original state within twenty minutes after Luo Xiang pulled out the drill bit, and the inside of the head should be in a similar condition. As for the drill gun, it was glorious after the sixth hole was drilled, which should be regarded as a quality problem, but seeing the dark red slime stained with the drill gun, Luo Xiang hesitated for a long time, and decided to eat the loss himself and not return it.

Otherwise, how would he explain it? Would he tell people that they killed pigs with drill guns?

"What a waste do you want to be a man! It doesn't matter if life doesn't go well, it's so hard to even want to die! It makes me all over my body, slimy, how am I going to wash it!"

"It's all your pot! Don't talk like it's my fault! You should have been the one to take the blame from the beginning!"

Luo Xiang and Fang Xiaoling spent the whole night noisily, preparing for the next day's grave mountain trip. Xiaobai was responsible for preparing dinner for Fang Xiaoling. Luo Xiang couldn't figure out how a ghost could train the all-round ability of housework, but seeing that she looked happy, he didn't plan to ask more.

Neither of them noticed the unspeakable anxiety and exhaustion hidden under Xiaobai's smile on the surface.

……

On Sunday, the three of them went together to the suburban grave mountain, which was the place of death that Luo Xiang had chosen at the beginning.

Now the dead people in Lanling City will be cremated and buried in the cemetery in the city, although the price is higher, but it is convenient to come and go, and you don't have to walk a long way to climb the mountain when worshipping.

At that time, some big families in Lanling City coiled down the mountain, divided it into blocks and built a low wall, and erected a monument in the name of each generation of family heads, and the family was all buried together. At that time, cremation was not yet in place, so Fang Xiaoling was able to summon so many skeletons from underground.

They set out from their homes early in the morning and did not climb to the top of the mountain until noon. Luo Xiang only needed to find a corner when he committed suicide, and this time they had to go up to the top. Fortunately, the mountain towards the nameless village is gentle, and there is a mountain road opened up by someone, so it is not difficult to walk.

"Anyway, why did you come here to kill yourself?" Fang Xiaoling asked breathlessly as he climbed the mountain.

She is wearing a men's dress today, but her shoulder-length black hair and cute face still make people know at a glance that she is a young and pretty woman. Her original beautiful dress was stained with Luo Xiang's viscous liquid yesterday, so she had to soak it at home and go back to wash it in the evening. Although she was reluctant to let her change into this dress, it actually seemed to work well, at least Xiaobai's mouth was full of beautiful words - uh, whether her compliments could be believed or not.

"My mother's family was also among the so-called 'big families' back then, and I once came to sweep the tomb with the elders over there on the Qingming Festival. Luo Xiang replied.

"Oh, it sees-" Fang Xiaoling was about to nod, but his face suddenly froze, "Wait, wait! Then the graveyard where I summoned the skeleton that day—"

"Don't worry, no. Luo Xiang said, "It's far away." ”

"Uh......" Fang Xiaoling's face was full of embarrassment, "I was from the bottom of the mountain that day while climbing up to test the spirit summoning technique, but I never succeeded, and on the way, I kicked down a tombstone in order to vent my anger......

“…… I'll kill you. ”

Compared with those famous mountains and rivers, the height of the tomb mountain is not even worthy of carrying shoes for others. But once you stand on the top of the mountain, the air is refreshing and the vision is vast, which still makes people feel comfortable.

Luo Xiang visually measured the height, which should be about the same as the CCB building. However, "jumping off the cliff" here, at least there is no need to worry about hitting pedestrians. Even if you can't hit the children, it's not good to hit the floor tiles that people have bothered to pave.

"Thank you for taking care of me these days. Luo Xiang walked up to Fang Xiaoling and said.

"No......" Fang Xiaoling pouted, "Don't keep saying such embarrassing things, I'm not like a stupid girl in a Japanese comic, I will be deceived by you in two sentences." ”

"After I left, you went back to my house with five hundred yuan pressed under the textbook in my bedroom, which was used to buy you a train ticket. ”

"Oh, if you have a conscience, then I'm welcome!" Fang Xiaoling showed a sincere smile.

"This time I will be reincarnated well, and you will also live well in the human world. Practice your family's mantra well, and in the future, you will be an excellent charmer, punish adultery, eliminate evil, and promote justice. If I had knowledge, I would have been proud of you...... Well, can I say that?"

"It should be no problem, right?" Fang Xiaoling pondered, "I watch TV dramas that are all played like this, as long as you explain a few more words before leaving, the more numb the better, and then you will generally not return it, and you can't live if you want to." What do they call it?"

"Death Flag. Luo Xiang said, "Do you want to add a few more words, and after I jump, I will go back to my hometown to get married......

"Are you going to get married when you're dead?

Fang Xiaoling was so annoyed that he kicked his ass. Luo Xiang just smiled lightly, unimpressed.

He walked to the edge of the cliff, looked at the endless yellow earth below, and leaped into it.