Section 10 The ghost sent my sister to the door

Luo Xiang walked on the road, recalling his performance just now, and felt that it was really a bit of a wretch.

At this time, online novels have long been popular, Luo Xiang has also read a lot of cool articles, and other protagonists have the ability, which is all gods blocking and killing gods and Buddhas. Although he has become a corpse, he has been made like a superman by Fang Xiaoling with so many spirit spells, and he can barely be regarded as a superhuman person, right?

Although he didn't want any of this "ability", he just wanted it......

But what did he do? When other supernatural beings were killing in all directions, he was blocked and beaten by a group of thugs in a small alley.

Or did he voluntarily let people fight.

No way, he really didn't dare to do it. In the morning, he smashed the wooden table with a fist, and now he couldn't control his strength at all, what if he just slapped people over and pasted them on the wall?

So Luo Xiang can only be used as a sandbag for people for a long time like a coward, of course, his sandbag is also set up in his heart as an image of a martial arts master, which he can't imagine anyway.

When he got home, he passed by the "Spring Water Sheep Soup House" at the entrance of the alley. The owner of this shop, surnamed Feng, had a good relationship with Luo Xiang's parents before their divorce, and now he often takes care of Luo Xiang. Seeing Luo Xiang coming from afar, he greeted with a smile:

"Xiao Luo, you're out of breath, don't you tell your uncle when you have a girlfriend?"

Luo Xiang had raised his hand and was ready to greet him, but he was stunned when he heard this.

"What girlfriend?" he said, confused.

"Still pretending to be with me!" Uncle Feng pointed at him with a smile on his face, "I met just now!" The little girl looks really sweet and polite, and ordered a few dishes for me to send to the door. You said that you are really, you live with others and still don't take care of them? You don't even leave any money for others, and the little girl complained to me that she hadn't eaten since last night, and asked me pitifully if I could take credit ......."

Luo Xiang's expression stiffened, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Uncle Feng, how many dishes did she order?"

"Oh, it's not much! I'll do the math......" Uncle Feng said as he counted his fingers, "a kung pao chicken, a stir-fried lamb tripe, a pound of cold mutton, and a vinegared fish head...... Oh, I can't remember the specifics, it seems like there are a total of eight dishes!

Luo Xiang didn't dare to listen to him, so he ran away.

Fang Xiaoling, you fool! He shouted in his heart. You really dare to order eight dishes! Lao Tzu only has 800 yuan a month, and you eat one-sixth of this meal!

He went all the way home, took out the key to open the door in one go, rushed into the living room to take a look, and sure enough, he saw that Fang Xiaoling was sitting on the sofa and feasting. In the morning he smashed the table, and now the dishes are on the coffee table. Eight dishes, hot and cold meat and vegetarian dishes, as well as a pot of fragrant mutton soup and a large bottle of Sprite. Fang Xiaoling held a roasted cake in one hand, rolled some of each dish into it, and finally dipped it in mutton soup, and ate it so much that his mouth was full of oil. Then he took a sip of his drink from his glass and nodded slightly as if he were tasting wine, smiling contentedly.

Luo Xiang was so angry that he choked: "You girl is quite good at life!"

"That's!" Fang Xiaoling squinted his eyes proudly, "The lamb tripe made here is really good, Daqiang, you can also try it?"

"Strong, your thirteenth aunt is strong!" Luo Xiang shouted angrily, "Lao Tzu's name is Luo Xiang! Remember! Luo Xiang! Do you know how much my living expenses are in a month? You gave me more than 100 yuan for a meal, and I have to drink the northwest wind to live next, right?"

"What are you excited about?" Fang Xiaoling glanced at him, "What's the use of you asking for living expenses for a dead person?"

Luo Xiang was stunned.

yes. I'm dead, I don't need to eat or drink, and it's useless to ask for money.

“…… This...... That's not why you order so many dishes!" he reacted, and continued, "Even if I don't need it, it's my money, and you don't have any reason to spend it in my name, right?"

"Hey, you're wronging people!" Fang Xiaoling took another bite of the baked cake, looking unremorseful, "I didn't order this dish, it was your girlfriend who ordered it!"

"I was about to talk about this!" Luo Xiang approached her with a fierce face, "You can order two dishes, forget it, next time without my consent, you are not allowed to pretend to be my girlfriend again!

When Fang Xiaoling heard this, he became anxious: "Hey, hey, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense! People are also innocent daughters of big families, and you are not allowed to take advantage of me! It's your real girlfriend who is looking for you!"

Luo Xiang frowned: "I've been single for seventeen years, and I have a ghost girlfriend?"

"How do I know that someone is cleaning up in the kitchen!

Luo Xiang muttered in his heart. In an instant, Yu Haiyao's figure flashed in his mind, but he knew that it was impossible. At this moment, a voice came from behind him—

"Ah, Mr. Luo Xiang, are you back? I've been waiting for you for a long time. Take advantage of this time to help you clean up, and I hope you don't be surprised. ”

It's a soft female voice. Luo Xiang turned around and saw a plain white young lady looking at him with a bright smile. "Plain white" is not just a casual talk, she is wearing a thick white cardigan on her upper body, with two woolen balls on the neckline, dangling on her chest, which is extremely cute. The bottoms are light-colored OL slacks, with milky white shoes and socks, which perfectly set off her figure curves and make Luo Xiang's eyes straight. If it weren't for the beautiful black eyes and smooth black hair that showed her characteristics as a Far Easterner, I am afraid that Luo Xiang would have thought that she was a snow elf who only appeared in winter.

"Uh......" Luo Xiang blinked, not knowing how to say hello. Regardless of whether there is a problem with his memory or not, he can be completely sure that this young lady will definitely not be his girlfriend. Just kidding, if they are lovers, Luo Xiang will feel a hundred times more energetic as long as he looks at her every day, what else can't he think of?

Can...... He always felt that this young lady was a little familiar, where had he seen it?

The young lady looked at him with such a tangled look, and seemed to have guessed his thoughts. She smiled slightly:

"Mr. Luo Xiang is really a noble person, and the little girl served you last night. ”

Fang Xiaoling just took a sip of mutton soup, and when he heard this, he squirted out with a "poof", ruining half of the good dishes. She raised her head and glared at Luo Xiang in disbelief: "You are too unsophisticated, are you! Before you die, you still want to call a young lady? As your master, I am very disappointed in your inappropriate behavior!"

No one paid attention to her.

Luo Xiang's eyes swirled in his sockets several times, and finally slapped his palms with his fists and shouted:

"I see! you're the '38'!"

The young lady's smile froze on her face.

"Wow......" Fang Xiaoling muttered in the back, "I'm full of beating the cook, and I'm done scolding Miss...... You've created a new realm of scum. ”

"Oh hehehe......" Out of professionalism, the young lady did not get angry, but laughed dryly, "Mr. Luo, you are really good at laughing, I am not '38', oh, it's '5438'......"

There was an embarrassing silence, only Fang Xiaoling's lip-smacking voice sounded-

"Uh...... Does it make a difference?"

……

It took the three of them more than ten minutes to sort everything out. Most of the good dishes on the table were ruined by Fang Xiaoling's mouthful of mutton soup, and now there is only a sour and hot shredded potato and a peanut and rice cucumber left. However, Fang Xiaoling was almost full, Luo Xiang didn't need to eat, and the young lady in white didn't mean to move her chopsticks. The three of them sat down on the couch and digested their current situation.

…… Fang Xiaoling also needed to digest the food he had just swallowed.

"So you're not a young lady - ah no, it's not his girlfriend!" Fang Xiaoling said as he looked at the young lady.

"Each other, I didn't expect you to be Mr. Luo's sister......" The young lady also blushed.

Luo Xiang sat across from them. Now he's finally figured it out. This "No. 5438" young lady came to look for him, but it was Fang Xiaoling who opened the door for her. The young lady read his information and knew that he had a pair of twin sisters, so she naturally regarded Fang Xiaoling as one of them, and Fang Xiaoling didn't know what to think, and regarded such an uninvited guest as Luo Xiang's girlfriend. She is already a self-cooked, and she has no scruples when she has been hungry all day now, and she opens her mouth to ask the young lady for food. For some reason, the young lady had the heart to please her, but Luo Xiang's kitchen had no ingredients, and it was difficult for a good woman to cook without rice. When she was in trouble, she saw the business card of the mutton soup restaurant posted next to the landline of the phone, so she called according to the phone number above and ordered a few dishes for her according to Fang Xiaoling's taste. As for who Uncle Feng saw when he brought the food, it was all an inconsequential matter.

"Are you a ghost?" Fang Xiaoling looked at the young lady from head to toe, revealing a suspicious look, "It's not like that...... There's no aura at all......"

"'Onicha' is quite an outdated term. The young lady explained seriously, "My official title is 'Receptionist No. 5438 of the White Reception Group of Sen Lo Province'. In order to act in the human world, I specially asked for some connections to find someone to help me pinch a body, that is to say, I am an ordinary human in this state now, of course, I have no aura. ”

That is to say...... Are all the things that happened last night true?" Luo Xiang asked as he pondered, "Did I really go to reincarnate after I died?" I'm sorry, this part of my memory is always hazy. And so much has happened since last night that I can't figure out where dreams are and where reality is...... But if I'm right, you've gone to such great lengths to find my house to pick up on what happened last night, right?"

What he said was a little ambiguous, but the young lady understood it perfectly.

"Yes, Mr. Lowe. Although I know that this is a bit difficult to require, I must still say......"

She clasped her hands together and begged with tears in her heart:

"Please, will you die right now?"