Section 11 Corpses and Charmers and Receptionists
If there is an outsider sitting here right now, there may be some misunderstanding of this atmosphere, thinking that there is some deep hatred between these people. But even if they don't, the identities of these three people are really confusing. A juvenile spell master, a ghost lady, and the current head of the family, a corpse.
Anyway, there is no normal person.
Judging from this description alone, this house is worthy of being called a "murder house".
Back to the point. Regarding the proposal of the ghost cha - okay the receptionist's young lady, Luo Xiang can raise his limbs to agree. But herein lies the problem, when he asked the young lady hopefully, "How can I die", the young lady told him innocently and enthusiastically:
"Beating, assassinating, culling, beheading, burning, crushing, strangling, cursing...... Either way, I don't care at all!"
Luo Xiang was speechless.
I care a lot, young lady, I'm asking you for advice very seriously, not asking you to recite the lines of the black and white bear. And although I don't care about death itself, can I not die too ugly? I used to die with my wrists cut out. At least leave me a whole corpse, right?
"Uh, 5438 sister......"
Luo Xiang paused, always feeling that such a title was not good, so he asked with a shy face:
"I don't know what your real name is, sister?"
This should just be a simple question. But the young lady of "No. 5438" blushed, she smiled and shook her head: "Mr. Luo, you and I just meet in Pingshui, don't ask so clearly...... I think you can keep calling me '5438', I won't mind." β
"Hmm......" Fang Xiaoling pursed her lips and muttered a little deliberately, "The one who hides his head and tail, the more he looks at it, the more suspicious he becomes......"
Luo Xiang glanced at Fang Xiaoling strangely. Why does this guy seem to be suddenly hostile?
"Please keep your mouth shut, if it weren't for you guy, I would have been born to a rich family by now!"
The corners of the young lady's mouth twitched strangely, but Luo Xiang didn't see it. Because Fang Xiaoling suddenly became furious at this time, she jumped up and pointed at the young lady and shouted:
"Why are you still helping this guy? She's a ghost, do you know how to hook a ghost? It's the kind in TV dramas, take an iron chain to your head, and her little life will be taken away by her! She wants you to die, and I saved you! Normal people should know which side to help, right?"
Luo Xiang snorted coldly: "Am I a 'normal person'? Have you ever seen a normal person who can't be killed with a kitchen knife and slash his neck? I'm a corpse now, Miss! If you really 'revive' me, forget it, but you've turned me into a ghoul! I'm trembling when I go to school now, for fear that someone will find out that I'm a zombie." This sister is going to send me to the 'normal process' to die, then I just got what I wanted!"
"Then, then you can't just believe her!" Fang Xiaoling said eagerly, "Maybe she lied to you!"
"Oh, hehehe......" The young lady pursed her lips and chuckled, "This Miss Spell Master is really interesting to talk about, I don't know what Miss's name and birthday are......?"
Luo Xiang shuddered.
This is simply a naked threat, who in this world can live forever? As long as she dies, she will definitely fall into the hands of this young lady, and she may not know what she will do with it.
It seems that although this young lady is always smiling and kind, she is also an honest person.
However, I don't know if Fang Xiaoling didn't understand the other party's threat at all, or if she was really not afraid, she jumped off the sofa and pointed at the young lady with one hand on her waist and the other hand, and said fearlessly: "Listen! Your aunt and my name are Fang Xiaoling, born on November 29, 1995! If you have the ability, you will subtract twenty or thirty years from my life and death book, aunt and grandmother, I don't care at all! It's your turn, there is a kind of you who also say your real name!"
November 29th?Luo Xiang blinked. Wasn't that yesterday? Dare she run to the graveyard and sing and dance, is it celebrating her birthday?
The young lady didn't respond to Fang Xiaoling's provocation at all, she was still smiling: "It turned out to be Miss Fang, disrespectful and disrespectful." The little woman has no name to worry about, so she won't dirty Mr. Luo and Miss Fang's ears, if they think my number is difficult to remember, they will call me ......"
She looked at her white clothes.
"Just call me Xiaobai. β
"Oh, then...... Miss Xiaobai. Luo Xiang nodded, "My name is Luo Xiang." Luoshen's Luo, Guo Xiang's Xiang. β
Both of them knew his name, but out of politeness, he repeated it.
Fang Xiaoling's fist to Xiaobai hit the cotton, and people treated her like an ignorant child, Luo Xiang also ignored her, and just sat back on the sofa at this time, sulking at himself, catching who to scold whom. As soon as she heard Luo Xiang say this, she "snorted": "I said, can you introduce yourself a little standard......ly? Can't you say LY's Luo, XY's Xiang?"
Luo Xiang glanced at her lightly.
"Because place names are harmonized in the text, fool. If you don't believe it, look up and see for yourself, the two words you just said have been harmonized into initials!"
Fang Xiaoling looked up stupidly, of course he couldn't see anything.
Ignoring this inexplicable girl, Luo Xiang continued to discuss with Xiaobai:
"Miss Xiaobai, since you're a ghostβoh no receptionist, is there a way to hook my soul out of my body directly?"
"Huh?" Xiao Bai's face was embarrassed, "Mr. Luo, as I said just now, I am now in the form of a human being, and I don't have the ability to hook souls in this state. Didn't you achieve death by slashing your wrists before?, if you can, I'd like you to be able to reproduce that death so that we don't have to change the file ...... again."
Luo Xiang couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this. If I could have done it, I would have done it a long time ago, do I need to wait until now to ask you?
Fang Xiaoling turned his face away and whistled on the side.
β¦β¦
It took Luo Xiang more than ten minutes to explain to Xiaobai his "encounter" last night. Xiaobai's expression changed from surprise to anger, and from anger to despair, which is really exciting. Finally, she stared at her beautiful eyes and concluded:
"That means that Mr. Luo's spirit body was suddenly recalled to the human realm yesterday, and it was all Miss Fang's responsibility?"
Luo Xiang nodded firmly: "As you can see, I am a person who is bent on death, if I can be reincarnated, I can't wait for it!"
"How can you blame me entirely!" Fang Xiaoling defended, "I gave this man a chance to be reborn, this is obviously a good thing!"
"You have tampered with the number of other people's lives to disturb the balance of the spirit world, and you dare to say that it is a good deed!" Xiao Bai's beautiful eyebrows finally wrinkled, and now her smile finally disappeared, and she gritted her teeth and stared at Fang Xiaoling as if she were looking at her own father-killing enemy, "Do you know how much effort and sacrifice other spirit spell masters in this world have made to maintain the order of the spirit world? Do you know how hard it is for us operators of Senluo Mansion to come and go every day to hook souls and send souls? Do you know how troublesome it is for me to take leave to come to the human world to redeem this matter?" Do you know how much bonus I will deduct if I have to be graded 'D' for my performance this month?"
Luo Xiang was nodding in agreement, but when he heard this, he suddenly let out a puzzled "ah".
"Miss Bai, what did you just say 'D'?"
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then laughed dryly: "Oh, hehehe...... I hate Mr. Laluo, how can people say anything about heaven and earth, you heard it wrong!"
"But I still hear 'performance'?"
ββ¦β¦ You heard it wrong. Xiaobai said.
"And the 'bonus'?"
"Yes, you, listen, wrong. Xiao Bai said word by word, that tone was unquestionable.
So Luo Xiang kept silent. Whether he heard it wrong or not, he didn't want to annoy Xiaobai. Fang Xiaoling's aunt and grandmother are not afraid of things, but he is afraid. Everyone has promised him, in the next life, he will have glory and wealth, and he will be able to marry a beautiful wife when he dies, in case people are angry and give him a write-off, it will be too cost-effective.
"But speaking of which, I've heard a little bit of your spirit spellmaster's ghost tricks. There are many types of this kind of technique, but no matter which one it is, it should just be to attach the spirit and ghost qi to the dead thing and make it move, even if it is a person who has just died, what is recalled is only a few fragments of the remnant soul, and it should not affect the reincarnation of the spirit body?"
In the face of Xiaobai's questioning, Fang Xiaoling pouted and said, "How could I know? That's why as soon as this guy speaks, I will treat him as a 'rare species'!
"Is that what I'm going to say!" Luo Xiang exclaimed.
"Don't quarrel with the two of you!" Xiao Bai also shouted, "Miss Fang, you said that you strengthened Mr. Luo's corpse with a spirit spell, how much has it been strengthened?"
Before Fang Xiaoling could speak, Luo Xiang replied first: "Anyway, I can't cut myself with a kitchen knife, why don't you try it?"
He just mentioned it casually, but he didn't know that Xiaobai's eyes flashed stars.
"Good!" she clenched her fists and said excitedly, "I will try it with all my might, Mr. Law!"
Luo Xiang was speechless. Although he knew that the other party was helping him, he was still a little subtle in his heart when he heard her say something like she seemed to have a common hatred.