Sister Xiaobai has two faces.

One is her normal face, and the other is a face that only appears in a special state.

…… Of course, I'm not referring to strange terms like "ahhhhhh

I mean, just a little bit of alcohol changes her temperament. The word "great change in temperament" was later said by Sister Xiaobai herself, but Luo Xiang guessed that the really appropriate description was "the original form was revealed". Of course, under the gentle gaze of Sister Xiaobai, who seemed to be able to tear his whole person apart, he swallowed his saliva and decided to hide these four words in his heart for the rest of his life.

All in all, early the next morning, when Luo Xiang opened the bedroom door, Xiaobai was already waiting at the door with a smile on his face.

"Good morning, Mr. Law. I have prepared breakfast for you. ”

Luo Xiang turned his head to look at the coffee table. Sure enough, she used leftovers from last night.

"Thank you. Luo Xiang said, "But I'm not hungry, Miss Xiaobai, I'm a corpse." ”

"So, if you have time, I'd like to talk to you about it......"

"Miss Xiaobai. Luo Xiang said, "About last night—"

"Nothing happened last night, Mr. Luo Xiang. Xiaobai's smile did not change at all.

"No, after you got drunk last night—"

"Oh, hehehehehe Take 10,000 steps back, even if I was really drunk and said something strange, it must be just drunken gibberish, and I can't count it......"

Oh. Luo Xiang confirmed. This guy definitely remembers it clearly.

However, this self-deception is still commendable.

Luo Xiang looked at her for a few seconds, watching the smile on Xiaobai's face gradually stiffen, and his lips began to tremble. Without waiting for him to say anything more, she suddenly bowed deeply:

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I can't redeem myself for making such a gaffe to a customer! Please be sure to hold your hand high, and don't worry about a little ghost like me! According to your fortune value, you have an 85% chance of realizing your wish to be reincarnated, and you have a luxury car and a mansion and a beautiful woman who is a hundred times more beautiful than me to accompany you, even if it is for this sake——"

The reincarnation system is completely random, there is no after-sales service, and it is possible that it will be thrown into the animal path!" Luo Xiang interrupted her angrily.

"Woo woo woo...... Please reconsider! I promise I will request special care for you! Also, if you say yes, I can also—"

She struggled, closed her eyes and shouted to herself:

"I can give you another sneak peek!

"Who wants to see it! I'm a decent gentleman! And when you say this, you put on an expression like you're about to be bitten by a dog, which makes me even angrier, okay?"

Luo Xiang replied while swallowing his saliva.

may have been woken up by the excessive noise of these two people, Fang Xiaoling, who had been pressed as a pillow all night last night, woke up. She turned over and got off the sofa, didn't care about anything, first put a chopstick and shredded potatoes into her mouth, and chewed "chirp" for a long time before she met Luo Xiang's eyes.

"Alas......" Luo Xiang waved his hand, "I'm still very confused in my heart, I don't want to say anything, you can discuss it with her specifically." ”

He pointed to Fang Xiaoling, who was sleeping in a daze and with messy hair, and no longer ignored Sister Xiaobai's entanglement, turned around and ran to the gate.

……

Thursday's last class was still Chinese, and Chinese teacher Zhou Shuyun was furious as soon as she started class. Half of the students did not fill in the blanks during the midterm exam, so she set aside two weeks for the students to read in the morning and concentrate on reciting the ancient poems and texts throughout high school. But most of the classmates took her words as a deaf ear, and today she suddenly asked a question, so the whole class mourned.

Right now, Luo Xiang's tablemate Martin is stammering and reciting "The Story of Yueyang Tower".

"Qingli ...... In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng ...... Teng Zijing, Teng Zijing is guarding Baling County-"

"What guard?" Zhou Shuyun slapped the table.

"Uh, uh......"

A cold sweat broke out on Martin's head. He lowered his head and asked Luo Xiang for help, but Luo Xiang was pretending to be the two in the house, where could he help him?

"It's 'picking'. The little witch Lu Weiwei reminded from the side.

Martin glanced at her gratefully, and recited boldly with confidence: "In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing took over Baling County——"

"You stand for me!" Zhou Shuyun yelled angrily.

This teacher Zhou is different from the class teacher, there is only one way to punish students, that is, "standing", and one station is the whole class. The class had only lasted ten minutes, and there were already six people in the class, including Martin, standing with their heads drooped.

"Luo Xiang! I didn't do my homework last time, and this time I deserted again!" Zhou Shuyun's eyes were very sharp, "You get up and carry it for me!"

“…… Huh?"

Luo Xiang sat by the wall, and disaster came from the podium. He stood up stupidly, but he didn't even know what to carry, so he turned to Martin for help.

"Hmph......" Martin complained to him, but still said, "The Story of Yueyang Tower." ”

"It's the Teacher's Table!" said the little witch with a grin.

"Uh...... Uh......" Luo Xiang's brain was in a mess, "In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, the first emperor did not start a business and guarded Baling County......"

"Poof!" the little witch laughed.

Zhou Shuyun glared at Luo Xiang with a cannibalistic gaze, but considering that his grades were not bad, he still decided to suppress his anger and give him another chance.

"Okay, you memorize "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring"!"

"Oh!" Luo Xiang's voice trembled nervously, "In the middle of the Jin Taiyuan, the first emperor guarded Baling County fishing as a ......"

The class burst into laughter.

"Did the first emperor owe you money or rob your wife? You still have to be unable to get along with him, right?" Zhou Shuyun was furious, "You also stand! Lu Weiwei, you get up and carry it!"

The little witch was laughing with her classmates, and suddenly heard her name, and couldn't help but let out a "uh-woo".

"You're uh, you're a fart!" Zhou Shuyun's face turned red with anger, "Pick it up! Return the "Teacher Table"! If you don't say a few words in class, you can't show that you can bear it, right! When you get up, just memorize the "Teacher Table"!"

"Ah...... The ......" the little witch slowly stood up, "The first emperor failed to start a business - ah no, the first emperor didn't start a business and spent his budget......"

The class burst into laughter for the second time.

"Alright, stand, stand, stand, all stand for me!"

In the twentieth thought of his teaching career, Zhou Shuyun showed such a desperate look for the first time.

After the laughter subsided, Zhou Shuyun drank all the water in her thermos cup, and she looked at the students below with a tired face, and her outstretched fingers were trembling.

"I don't even dare to order you, look at your confused little eyes, ah? You still go to the college entrance examination like this? I don't want you to come to cry for me when I turn around, I'm sorry if I make you angry...... Yu Haiyao, you can recite the "Teacher Table" to them!"

As the best but most shy girl in the class, Yu Haiyao can only show a down-to-earth and generous attitude when asked questions in class. She stood up calmly:

"The first emperor started a business before half and the middle way collapsed, today the next three points, Yizhou is tired, and this autumn of sincerity is also ......"

Her voice was not loud, soft and glutinous, and she listened to it tactfully. Teacher Zhou regained a little spirit with this pleasant voice, and she nodded while slapping the lectern, as if she was accompaniment to Yu Haiyao.

Luo Xiang looked past Martin. Although he no longer has any feelings for Yu Haiyao now, he still has to admit that her soft and delicate voice makes him a little excited.

As if noticing his gaze, Yu Haiyao also turned his head and happened to meet his gaze. Maybe it was because she thought of the hodgepodge of ancient texts he had just recited, she couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

“…… The three ministers puffed in the grass house - cough cough, the counselors were grateful for the things of the world, so they allowed the first emperor to drive the ......"

She coughed twice to cover up, and quickly looked left and right to make sure that no one noticed her abnormality before reassuring herself.

The little witch was punished and still stood dishonestly, looking left and right without a proper shape. At this moment, she looked to the left at the corners of Yu Haiyao's mouth with a smile, and to the right saw Luo Xiang's somewhat dull eyes. Her eyes rolled, and she smiled meaningfully.

On this day, Luo Xiang did not help Yu Haiyao clean up.