Luo Xiang moved all the knives from the kitchen to the living room. The kitchen knife he used to cut himself in the morning had been curled, but he might still be able to use it if he turned around and sharpened it with a whetstone. The remaining knives should be able to meet Xiaobai's requirements.

As I said before, although Luo Xiang intended to die, he was a little afraid of pain. The reason why he chose to cut his wrists yesterday was also a helpless move for fear of trouble, and if he had the conditions, of course he would also want to choose euthanasia. But isn't he poor? The poor don't even have a choice of how to die by suicide, and although it doesn't hurt when he hangs himself or dives into the water, it is quite painful, and the appearance of the corpse after death will be ugly. Therefore, after weighing left and right, he finally decided to endure the pain.

And now, as a corpse, he doesn't feel pain anymore.

Strange to say, he still doesn't know how the "ghouls" work. It doesn't need to breathe to eat, but it has a constant flow of energy, and it has the sense of sight, hearing, and smell, but it has lost the sense of pain and most of the sense of touch......

All in all, since he knew that he didn't feel pain, it wasn't a big deal to let this receptionist lady slash a few times. But Rao was like this, when he saw Xiaobai running over with two watermelon knives in his hand and a face full of expressions like he was about to break his body into pieces, he was still a little stunned in his heart.

Of course, the results are predictable.

Xiaobai is a pretty tenacious girl. Luo Xiang didn't try it for long in the morning, and when he found that the kitchen knife couldn't hurt him at all, he didn't continue, after all, doing useless work is also a troublesome thing. And Xiaobai is different, should it be said that it is a woman's terrible persistence...... She crackled and slashed at Luo Xiang's head, seeing that this posture was really determined to kill him, and with her unremitting efforts, she finally succeeded in cutting the two watermelon knives and messing up Luo Xiang's hairstyle.

But she didn't give up, she used all the knives once, and finally even asked Luo Xiang to take off his shirt, and she smashed his heart with a hammer and steel nail that she turned out of the toolbox. To be honest, Luo Xiang was a little ashamed, revealing his not-so-sturdy upper body in front of such a beautiful young lady, and then watching her try to insert that hard thing into her body......

He had just had a little evil thought, and Xiaobai smashed the iron nail again. This is the third nail she's broken. Luo Xiang thought she would continue, and was just about to bend down to pick up a nail and hand it to her, but heard her make a strange sound-

"Woo......"

Luo Xiang looked up in surprise.

"Miss Bai, ...... you?"

Before he finished speaking, Xiaobai suddenly threw away the hammer, squatted down, covered his face and sobbed in a low voice.

This time Luo Xiang was stunned. You said you killed me with a hammer and a slash, and I didn't say anything for most of the day, why are you crying?

He had the heart to ask Xiao Bai if he was hit by a hammer or a nail, but before he could speak, Fang Xiaoling on the sofa asked in a weird manner: "Yo, what's wrong? The martial arts film has been changed to a Qiong Yao drama?" Luo Xiang, what are you doing to others?"

"God is pitiful!" Luo Xiang hurriedly raised his hands to prove his innocence, "I was afraid of physical contact with other girls on the bus, what can a pure person like me do?"

"You won't be shirtless when you get on the bus, right?" Fang Xiaoling wrinkled his nose and grinned, "Hurry up and put away your armpits for me!

No matter how noisy the two were, Xiaobai squatted on the ground and cried more and more, and there was a tendency for tears to flow into the river.

Luo Xiang panicked and was helpless, he had never comforted a crying girl before. The twin sister is occasionally wronged, and it is good to beat him up and vent it. But Xiaobai had already stabbed him for a long time just now, and this method was probably useless at this time.

I don't know what Fang Xiaoling thinks. Just now she was arguing with Xiaobai so hard, seeing that no one paid attention to her, she sat on the sofa cross-legged and sulked, and now seeing Xiaobai crying pitifully, she seems to be a little unbearable. She fidgeted and twisted her ass on the sofa, her eyes glancing at Xiaobai from time to time. After another two minutes, she couldn't hold it anymore, turned over and got off the sofa and picked up Xiaobai, who was already crying with tears in her eyes, and helped her to the sofa:

"Okay, okay, don't cry! The house is full of you is the biggest, don't you be ashamed! Tell me something! Is Luo Xiang stretching out his groping hand to you? I am his master, you say it, I will help you clean him up!"

Luo Xiang was hurriedly getting dressed, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but have black lines on his head.

Is Dou E wronged by me?

Xiaobai is still just crying. To be honest, seeing such a beautiful woman heartbroken, no matter how iron a man is, he has to cry softly for her. Fang Xiaoling seemed to have forgotten all the "grudges" just now, and persuaded her for a long time with hugging, coaxing and patting her back, and then opened a bottle of drink and handed it to her mouth. Xiaobai sniffled, took it and took a big sip regardless of it.

By the time Luo Xiang found out that it was not Sprite but a bottle of Budweiser, it seemed that it was already too late.

Xiaobai looked up to the sky and roared, it was called a heart-rending and miserable -

"My Record-Ah-My Future-Ah-"

I have to say that it is really similar to Song Dandan's rooster crowing on the Spring Festival evening of 07.

……

"Since the beginning of the new millennium, the ghost king doesn't know which tendon is not right, and a set of process management norms has been introduced from your human world, and we ghosts are even bad luck! In the past, we used to use iron chains to hook souls, but now it is good, it is a smile service and a five-star evaluation, and if we are complained, we will have to deduct the bonus! In the past, when we saw something unpleasant, we kicked into the Lechuan River, turned around and clapped our hands and left; now we have to wear short skirts and open low-cut skirts, and we have to be polite when we are harassed by colored uncles. We work 24 hours a day and don't have overtime pay, we work all year round, and we don't have a lot of money for the year-end bonus, and if we make a mistake, it's all over! What the hell are we, doing entrepreneurial work, taking the money of state-owned enterprises, and the programmers are not as hard as we are!"

Xiaobai cried and poured beer into his mouth, and the previous image of a lady was ruined at this moment.

Luo Xiang crossed Erlang's legs and looked at Fang Xiaoling.

“…… You girl can order a few dishes, who told you to buy beer!"

"I haven't drunk it in the clan, I'm curious!" Fang Xiaoling's face was full of grievances, "I didn't expect her to be so undrinkable, and she would become like this bear after two sips......"

Luo Xiang thought deeply of this sentence. In Lanling, people who can't even hold up two bottles of Budweiser will be deported, shame.

But there is a benefit, after being drunk, Sister Xiaobai completely let go of all her reserves, picked up the chopsticks that Fang Xiaoling had just used and munched on the dishes on the table, looking at her momentum, the six dishes that were ruined by Fang Xiaoling's mouthful of mutton soup just now are estimated to not last tonight.

Luo Xiang hurriedly put away the sour and hot potato shreds and peanuts and cucumbers, these two can still be eaten and left for Fang Xiaoling for breakfast tomorrow morning.

"Miss Xiaobai......" he asked cautiously, "Why don't we drink it?"

"You don't come!" Xiao Bai held the beer bottle tightly and pointed at him angrily, "Your thief eyes also aimed at my neckline at that time, didn't you! And I asked you what you want in your next life, and you dare to tease me! And marry me as a wife! You are so beautiful! The toad wants to eat swan meat, I'm sorry!"

Luo Xiang was stunned for a moment, and then looked over at Fang Xiaoling. Fang Xiaoling's little face was almost swollen with a smile, and when he saw him look over, he quickly raised his finger to the sky and swore an oath: "I promise I didn't hear anything just now! Even if I hear it, I will definitely not laugh! Really, whoever laughs is a puppy, right?"

Luo Xiang didn't have time to take care of her, he thought to himself, Sister Xiaobai, you can scold as much as you want, who made you feel bad and catch up with my good temper. Anyway, don't forget about the luxury car and mansion in my next life.

He was thinking like this, but he didn't know that Xiaobai laughed wildly again: "What else did you tell me to be rich and expensive, and to have a villa sports car...... Do you know what Meng Po Tang #1702 means? 17 is the age of your death, and the number at the end is the concentration of the tea soup, from 1 to 10, the 1st is the kind of child who died at birth, and the 10th is the kind of world-class great man. The more big things you do in your life, the lower the number, the stronger the tea soup becomes, so as not to obsess too deeply and forget your previous life. You '1702', you just live to be 17 years old and achieve nothing, no different from a little kid! Just make a cup of tea and forget it all! It's a garbage life, hahaha......"

Luo Xiang's eyes widened: "What about my fortune, what about my intention to reincarnate? Don't you say that you will consider it?"

"Think about a ghost!" Xiao Bai shouted with a big tongue, "The reincarnation channel is random, how can there be any good fortune or not, it is all our fools! I told everyone that their good fortune value is above 85%, and when the customer is happy, they can give me a five-star praise! As for the reincarnation channel, there is a certain chance of being reincarnated as a beast, will I tell them? Hahahahaha......

Luo Xiang's face turned blue with anger - this is just a metaphor, how can he still have a face when he is a corpse.

"You, you're cheating!

Xiao Bai glanced at him, his face full of disdain: "Are you stupid? Have you ever seen reincarnation and still find after-sales service? Even if you come over in the next life, you will forget all your previous life after drinking Meng Po soup." I'll tell you those words again, and promise that you will still leave happily, you wronged leaders are better deceived!"

Luo Xiang was so angry that he couldn't say a word. Fang Xiaoling sat on the side and shook her shoulders desperately as if she had gone crazy, and when she saw Luo Xiang looking at her, she was also sincere: "Hahaha......ha

Xiaobai tilted his neck and poured the beer into the air, threw it away, and suddenly howled again:

"Ten years! I have worked hard for ten years! I have never missed a single order! The customer praise rate is 95%! At this year's annual meeting of Senluo Mansion, Lord Bai also specially nominated and praised me, one of the top ten outstanding employees! I will be promoted after working for another year! But I didn't think about it, I came to ...... to you! How can I live?

"Xiaobai, don't be sad. Fang Xiaoling patted her shoulder while laughing, "Anyway, your ghosts are almost immortal and immortal, it's nothing more than deducting some wages, won't we be done if we work hard for another ten years?"

"What do you know!" Xiao Bai glared, "Even if I kicked this product into the Lechuan River and put it in your human world, it would be equivalent to a bank clerk arguing with a customer and suspending him from his job for inspection!"

"So what?"

"What's the matter? What do you say the bank accountant will do if he absconds with the money! What's more, I have just been nominated and praised, which will disgrace Lord Bai's face, and I will be detained and thought about it in Senluo Hell, and I will be sentenced to life imprisonment in the beast path at the worst!"

Fang Xiaoling's face was ugly: "Ah, it's so serious......"

"Why don't I even want this month's performance and secretly come to your human world to deal with it?" Xiaobai fell headlong on Fang Xiaoling, "If you can't bring this goods back this time, the next time you see me, it will probably be in the vegetable market!"

Luo Xiang and Fang Xiaoling glanced at each other, and neither of them spoke anymore. All four pupils were filled with something inexplicable.

This night, Xiaobai spent the night on the sofa in the living room, she was drunk and unconscious, but she still hugged Fang Xiaoling and didn't let go. Fang Xiaoling struggled for a long time and couldn't break free, and finally gave up at all, and the two of them got entangled together and fell asleep. When Luo Xiang cleaned up the house, the cute breathing sounds of the two girls were intertwined, one after another.

Fang Xiaoling's dress skirt was lifted to the root of her thigh, and she seemed to be able to faintly glimpse the inside...... But as a true gentleman, Luo Xiang didn't have the urge to take a look.

…… He'd already seen it yesterday anyway.

With the heating turned on in the house, the two girls should not catch a cold, but Luo Xiang still covered them with a thin blanket.

As he left the living room, he let out an inaudible sigh.

…… Some people may ask, how can Luo Xiang endure such a good opportunity?

The reasons can be boiled down to two things:

First, Luo Xiang is an unswerving upright gentleman, a good young man in the 21st century who has worn a bright red scarf since he was a child, he has a very high moral quality, and will never take advantage of the danger of others to do such a dirty thing;

Second...... He has the heart and the ability.

Nonsense, have you ever seen a corpse that can still be congested?

Of course, the second is incidental, and the first is the point.

Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.