Section 23 Innocent landlords and tenants
Luo Xiang walked into the living room and threw his schoolbag on the ground. The thought of having to spend time gluing together the pages of the English workbook tonight made him feel a pang of annoyance. But if you don't do this work, you can't do it, otherwise the head teacher may die with him tomorrow.
"Ah, Luo Xiang, are you back?" Xiao Bai, who was wearing an apron, poked his head out of the kitchen and showed him a smile, "Do you want to eat first, or take a bath first?"
Luo Xiang waited for a while, but she didn't say the third option. This made him very sad - people nowadays are becoming more and more distracted even by saying their lines.
"Little Spirit. Luo Xiang sat down on the sofa, "Are there any side effects of your spirit spells?"
Fang Xiaoling gave him a blank look: "You have turned into a corpse and asked me if there are any side effects." ”
"In addition to turning into a corpse, will there be any hallucinations?" Luo Xiang pointed to Xiao Bai, who had just walked in with a large pot of fragrant pork rib noodles, "For example, now, I seem to see a beautiful, moving, gentle and lovely big sister standing in front of me who shouldn't have appeared here." ”
"That's right. Fang Xiaoling moved his nose, "I seem to smell the aroma of vegetables that shouldn't be here......"
Xiaobai laughed out loud. She put the vegetable basin down, wiped her hands, unbuttoned her apron, and then sat down next to Luo Xiang and held his hand.
"Thank you for complimenting me...... Well, can you feel it? Is that not a hallucination?"
"Oh......" Xiaobai's hands were soft and white, with a faint fragrance and warmth, Luo Xiang's hand slid up involuntarily, his face was serious, and his mouth was serious, "Wait a minute, it feels a little uncertain...... It's quite real, but you know I've been a little less sensitive lately, so I'll have to judge it again......"
"Oh, hehehe......" Xiao Baipi said with a smile, "Luo Xiang, if you dare to stretch your hand up again, I will cut off all your clothes and let you go to school naked tomorrow!"
Luo Xiang immediately withdrew his hand and sat on the sofa obediently. Xiaobai moved a small bench and sat on the side of the coffee table, and served Fang Xiaoling a bowl of seaweed egg soup. Fang Xiaoling took a bite, and tears flowed down as soon as they "boomed".
"She—What's wrong with her?" Xiaobai was surprised.
"It's hot. Luo Xiang replied lazily.
"No!" Fang Xiaoling retorted while crying, "Woo...... There was once a super delicious cook standing in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I didn't regret it until I lost it. Now that God has given me another chance, I want to say three words to Xiaobai—"
"Am I looking at Lily now?" muttered Luo Xiang.
"Xiaobai, I beg you not to go!" Fang Xiaoling cried and hugged Xiaobai's soft waist, "You don't know what kind of life I've been living these days! Every dinner is fried eggs, boiled eggs, scrambled eggs, I think I will be able to give birth to my own chickens after eating this week!"
Luo Xiang looked at the two girls hugging each other, and was very envious, but Xiaobai glanced at him with gentle eyes, and he honestly played with tearing up the newspaper.
"Isn't there still breakfast and lunch?" Xiaobai asked suspiciously.
"Breakfast and lunch are all leftovers from yesterday's dinner!"
"Nonsense!" Luo Xiang waved his hand, "Didn't I make you meatballs on Monday night?"
"You're embarrassed to say!" Fang Xiaoling pointed at him and jumped to his feet, "Your meatballs are made like sheep dung balls, I took them out and fed them to two dogs, and one dog foamed at the mouth on the spot and saw Stalin go!"
"Is it because it's in poor health, isn't there still one alive?"
"The dog was scared away after taking a bite, and today I heard the people next door say that it went crazy, and it bites people in the market, and it has been culled by people!"
"Are you really sure you were talking about meatballs just now?" Xiao Bai's eyebrows twitched, then he sighed, patted Fang Xiaoling's shoulder in his arms, and said softly, "Okay, okay, my sister promised you not to leave, okay? ”
"Wait a minute!" Luo Xiang frowned, "I remember that I am the master here!"
"Then do you have any opinions?" Xiao Bai looked at him with a smile.
Luo Xiang shuddered, but still stubbornly said, "There is a little." ”
"But I don't want to hear it, can I ask you to keep it?"
Luo Xiang spread his hands.
Xiaobai sandwiched a piece of pork ribs to blow it cold, and thoughtfully sent it into Fang Xiaoling's mouth. Fang Xiaoling chewed for a while, spit out the bones, and then sat back in his place honestly. Picked up a pancake and attacked the noodles in the basin.
"What the hell is going on?" Luo Xiang looked at Xiaobai, "Haven't you already gone back?"
"That's right!" Fang Xiaoling said while pouring the old godmother into the bowl, "I urged Luo Xiang several times to ask him to go to Mount Tai quickly, but this lazy guy just won't listen! I'm almost angry with him!"
Luo Xiang looked at her speechlessly.
You would never have imagined when a teammate like Fang Xiaoling would stab you in the back.
When the four evils were eliminated next year, he decided to be the first to attack this woman.
Fortunately, Xiaobai just said "um" and didn't say much. She smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not in a hurry here, I can think about it slowly." As for my question......"
Her smile became a little awkward.
"I'm going to say I don't know how to get back, can you understand?"
Luo Xiang and Fang Xiaoling were dumbfounded.
"Isn't your train working?" Fang Xiaoling asked stupidly.
"Whoever said it, every train can work. Luo Xiang said, "The premise is that you don't wait on the platform, but on the rails." ”
Xiaobai ignored the witticisms of these two guys, and she looked melancholy:
"When I came to the human world, I thought I was ready, as long as I let Luo Xiang die again, and the colleague who hooked the soul came, I would naturally be able to go back with me. But I didn't expect to be hindered in the first step. I had no choice but to look for it at Repulse Bay......"
"Repulse Bay?" Luo Xiang was a little surprised, "That's the southernmost part of the Far East, it will take at least a day and a half to take the train, right?
"Ah...... Uh...... "I'm ...... I'm a ghost, so there's something I can do......"
"But you said before that you are in a human state now, and you don't even have any mana. Luo Xiang asked, "What else do you have to do besides taking the train? You should be as penniless as Fang Xiaoling, right?"
"Why are you asking so much?" Fang Xiaoling glared at him, "Xiaobai doesn't want to say that you just keep your mouth shut, girls always have some secrets!"
Are there any secrets in girls that can be used to ride the train for free? Are the girls' boyfriends all hardcore train warriors?
"Anyway, all in all!" Xiao Bai hurriedly interrupted their thoughts, "I know that there is a passage from the human world to the spirit world on the other side of Repulse Bay, so I thought I would go over and look for it." But when I got there, my eyes were black, and there were no clues, so I had to run back again. ”
Luo Xiang narrowed his eyes.
"Isn't there an easiest way to get to the spirit realm?" he said, "I'm a ghoul now, of course I can't, but you can, right?"
Xiao Bai Bingxue was smart, so she naturally understood what he was talking about at once.
"No, no, no!" she waved her hand in a panic, "My body was originally created out of thin air, and there is no relevant file about 'me' in the book of life and death. If I die, no one will come to seduce the soul, and then I will become a lonely ghost!"
"In other words, Xiaobai, you can't go back to your home now, right?" Fang Xiaoling looked at her sympathetically, "It's so pitiful, then you will stay here first." Anyway, there are so many rooms in this house, and there is no shortage of your one. Luo Xiang wouldn't have any opinions, would he?"
"You're just happy because you have an exclusive chef, aren't you?" Luo Xiang looked at her helplessly.
"That's what I mean...... Please!" Xiaobai clasped his hands together and said to Luo Xiang in a pitiful tone, "Luo Xiang, please take me in for a while, I will do a lot of housework, not only take care of Xiaoling, laundry, cleaning, home travel, killing people and goods, let me do anything!"
Luo Xiang was still squinting and touching his chin, but after a few seconds, his dead eyes suddenly lit up. He touched his chin, and a strange expression appeared on his face—
"Hmm...... Is it really okay to do anything?"
"Hey, look at your obscene face!" Fang Xiaoling slapped the table, pointed at Luo Xiang with chopsticks and said, "What do you want to do to Xiaobai, it's kind of coming at me!"
Luo Xiangli ignored her, he clapped his hands, and said solemnly in front of Fang Xiaoling and Xiaobai, who were full of horror and doubts:
"It's wonderful. I happen to have some personal problems tonight, and I urgently need a girl to help me solve them. ”