Chapter 530: Money Strings Blow Up Trouble
My dad looked at me, bit his lip with his teeth, and shook his head gently at me as if not to let me speak, and then he went to look at the others and saw that everyone else was in the water unconscious.
He grabbed the edge of the pool with both hands, his body tensed and endured, and slowly stood up, probably trying to figure it out.
At this time, one of my dad's friends heard the sound of water, opened his eyes in confusion and saw my dad's big ass, so he said to my dad: Hey, why are you going, soak for a while.
My dad hadn't spoken yet, but Nima's, he was scurrying down again.
"Poof"
A string of yellow liquid sprayed out, and the angle was just right, and his friend was shot in the head by "Xiang".
At that time, the man was completely stunned, touched his face, almost exploded, and roared and scolded: Money again, I'm Cao Nima, what are you doing? What squirting out......
Dad screamed and quickly explained: I, I, I...... I can't do it, I can't do it anymore!
Then he quickly jumped out of the pool and ran out barefoot, trying to go to the toilet, but the ground was too slippery, and he fell to the ground with a pop, and he didn't care about the pain, and his hands were holding his buttocks, but it didn't work at all.
Xiang squirted in all directions from between his fingers, and the picture ...... Spicy eyes, squirt out!
Just when my dad was feeling ashamed, the bottom of the pool also erupted, and several of my dad's friends couldn't stand it anymore and sprayed directly in the pool.
The pool was all yellow, and in addition to them, there were three other strangers in the pool, and when they saw that the situation was wrong, they all jumped out at once!
I sat on the edge of the pool and watched in horror as my dad's friends got up and ran out of the pool, squirting out and out, their faces turning green.
There are two people who are estimated to eat less, and the situation can be better at that time, and after they came out, they looked at each other affectionately, and then couldn't bear to look over, and then listened to them puff, puff, puff......
The two of them also started to spray as if they were competing.
The whole bathhouse is fried, and there are a few of them, some are lying, standing, running, and jumping.
All of them were in agony, and for a moment they were groaning and poofing......
Keep spraying out, on the wall, on the ground, by the pool, on the door, everywhere there are yellow Xiang, that scene is really as sung in the song, in your bathhouse, fly freely "flying......
The movement inside finally alarmed the outside, and the uncle who watched the door in the bathhouse thought that there was a fight inside, and when he opened the door, he had high blood pressure directly.
To say that my dad was really a man at the time, the momentum was too fierce, and he lay on the ground and roared on the spot: Fuck, get out of the way, I'm going to die!
Then in the frightened eyes of the uncle, my dad sprayed directly to the ceiling, which was really 3 meters high.
The uncle slammed the door shut, and everyone outside the door cried!
I could feel how much shadow my dad's scene brought to his psychology at that time, and the uncle shuddered and shouted inside: Brother inside, are you playing a game?
That day, my dad and they became famous, and it made headlines in our town, and people within a radius of forty or fifty kilometers knew about it, and it had been several years, and there were still people talking about it after tea and dinner, saying that in the bathhouse, the yellow Xiang sprayed to the ceiling!
Since then, various versions have emerged one after another, and although it has been so many years, I still will not forget the scene where a few of them collapsed in the bathhouse.
In the end, someone helped my dad, and my dad collapsed and said, "Don't touch me, it's here again......
At that time, I didn't think I was wrong, the fault was that the medicine that the aunt gave me was too strong, and I didn't mean to......"
Qian Chuanzi was shocked, and even Bai Feng was stupid when he finished speaking, and Xiao Yueyue asked with a thumbs up.
"And then? Did they find out that you did it?"
Qian Chuanzi nodded sadly......
"Alas, I should have been unlucky, but when I went back, I happened to meet the aunt at the veterinarian station, and it turned out that my grandfather really knew her, and betrayed me on the spot, and then my father gave me half a year off at school...... In the past six months, as long as my dad went to take a shower or went to the toilet, he would beat me once, and I became a VIP directly in the orthopedic department of the hospital, and my ability to resist beating has been improving day by day in half a year, so I chose a sports major in high school......"
The others had already laughed, and even the cold goddess Bingbing covered her mouth and smiled cramps......
"Hahaha...... It's so funny, skewers, what happened to the later......"
"It's really fun, skewers, do you want to laugh me to death, and then inherit my 8-digit Q number......"
"Skewers, I also want to know what happened to the chickens......
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A group of people laughed and made trouble, each of them said something wrong, and then looked at Bai Feng together, Xiao Ying asked with a smile.
"Sister Bai, you can also tell me about your troubles......
Bai Feng smiled and spoke.
"I don't have anything to do except be fat, when I was fat before, I couldn't buy clothes, I went to take the bus, people thought I was pregnant, and gave me a seat......
"Poof...... Hahaha......"
"I did this once, the key is that people stand next to you, looking fat, but not sure about pregnancy, so that you don't give up your seat......"
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The troubles of Qian Chuanzi broke out, and it exploded directly on the Internet, and those who scolded him before slowly became likes, and his Weibo fans have also increased a lot, the key is that his book took off again directly.
In the canyon at night, next to the bonfire, a group of people chatted until the second half of the night before falling asleep, and the next day, everyone set off again, and no one knew what had happened to Bai Feng's psychology.
In short, from the next day, after each punishment, she would cook a feast of local materials for them.
After the end of the second phase, the number of online viewers of the live broadcast peaked at more than 100 million, and the program became a complete hit......
Of the six MCs who participated in the show, none of them offered to leave, including Qian Kushiko.
This thing had a fever during the shooting, and when he came back, he simply took off his bald head, and when he went back to the restaurant to talk, he still had the smell of canned herring in his mouth.
Bai Feng really couldn't help it, so he sent him a mask.
The third phase chose the uninhabited area of the Kasr Desert......
Fourth Installment......
The first phase of the adventure began and ended, and Bai Feng's weight also plummeted.
85 kg!
81 kg!
75 kg!
69 kg!
62 kg!
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By the time of the last issue, the network had been fully covered, 37 TV stations had obtained program authorizations, and 85 foreign media and television stations had obtained the broadcast rights of the programs.
lasted for more than a month, and everyone discussed the various ways of eating and various challenging and dangerous experiences in the show.
Their challenge group has also won countless titles, such as the group of death, the most daring challenge, etc., these newcomers who were used by the brokerage company to ward off disasters never thought that they would be so popular one day, and they would be popular all over the world.
Their fans are already available all over the world!
Two months later, the last episode of the show ended in the hinterland of Luoxia Mountain, and the six MCs at the moment have established a deep friendship, after the filming, in order to celebrate, the iron rooster money skewers hemorrhage, personally do the east, and please eat at the hotel where the program team stays.
As soon as the car of the film crew arrived at the door of the hotel, fans on both sides of the road were already waving their arms feverishly!
"Skewers, I love you, I'm going to give you a monkey!"
"Xiao Yueyue, Meng Mengda!
"Goddess Bingbing, I love you!"
"Ma Erha!
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In the cheers of all the enthusiastic fans, six people wore sunglasses, and even Qian String didn't dare to go over to pretend B, because once when he ran over to pretend B with fans, he didn't know which fan hit the back of his head with a brick, and went to the hospital for five stitches on the spot.