The merchants who sold canned herring made a lot of money one by one, and the canned herring, which was originally in its early 100s, was fried to more than 200 yuan almost in half a month.

There are people who go on a tour, and almost all of them have friends who ask to bring back a few cans of imported canned herring......

There was a couple who broke up, and the boy bought a can of herring and told the girl that this was the last meal you were invited to eat, and it must be opened in your company, and then the girl was fired on the grounds that she ate in broad daylight.

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The sky was getting dark, and Bai Feng and the others had already found a camp for the night, and this night, Bai Feng's rare conscience found and made them a big meal.

Because Qian Chuanzi found a small lake that had been cut off, the group all had a seafood feast in the evening.

At dinner, several people gathered around the fire, chatting while boiling fish soup, and each talked about trouble.

Malzaha is a female man, and as soon as she speaks, she sets the whole atmosphere in mind.

"When I was a child, I was very much like a boy, so my mother taught me to cook and wanted to make me more ladylike, the first dish was braised fish, I learned almost, so one night, while my parents didn't come home to show a handful, it turned out that the family didn't buy fish, was about to go out, saw my dad in the fish tank, so he caught one to burn, came back and asked my mother why the fish scales are so big, as a result, my mother looked at the fish scales in the trash can and her face changed, saying that while my dad didn't come back, let me run quickly, how far to run!"

Xiao Yueyue didn't understand and asked her.

"Why, why do you have to run to make a fish?"

The others laughed, and Marzaha laughed and wiped his tears as he explained.

"Because my dad raised Arowana, I was burned to death......"

The others laughed again, and Bai Feng said with a smile.

"I'm afraid your dad is going to put you in a fish tank when he comes back......"

The others laughed and spoke.

"Your dad must regret giving birth to you, you haven't ...... fish yet"

"This Arowana is also miserable, I guess I don't understand until I die, why I am so expensive, and there will be two goods braised myself......"

"But your family is really rich, Arowana...... There's more than one thing to hear you say, tsk tsk......"

"Anyway, can you eat the meat of Arowana?"

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Undoubtedly, the wind blows in the middle of the night, eats and drinks enough, and is refreshed, which is the best time to chat and brag, if there is no sin suffered the day before, now a group of people are sitting together, it is estimated that no one will speak, it is just polite and polite.

But now, they have regarded each other as friends who share weal and bene, so after the topic was raised, they all talked about the troubles that had happened to them.

Qian Chuanzi was in a hurry to pretend to be b, and when Marzaha finished speaking, he waved his hand impatiently.

"Hey, what kind of mess are you guys, when I was a child, that incident happened to be called a ......"

"It was a weekend in the sixth grade of elementary school, and I was staying at my grandmother's house, and my grandmother's house had several big roosters, and the kind of roosters in the countryside were very big and big, and the hairs on their necks could stand up when they were fighting!

When you see someone, you peck at whom, and you've never served anyone, the kind that's particularly fierce.

That day, I took advantage of the fact that there was no one at home, and the idle eggs hurt, so I wanted to pluck a few chicken feathers to make shuttlecocks to play, so I fought with them for more than half an hour.

I was afraid of being pecked, so I was almost armed, carrying a stick, and carrying a cardboard box with two holes in it, and even then, I was cried wolf by the peck ghost.

But they were also beaten by me.

The mouths of these roosters were so sharp that I had my clothes in my mouth open, and I was crying while fighting, and I hated these roosters to death, and if my grandmother hadn't treated them as treasures, I would have really wanted to burn their feathers with a fire.

After losing the battle with the rooster, I was so angry that I thought about it, and I thought of a way in my head!

I took my pocket money out from under the bed and went to the village vet station to buy some laxatives!

As a result, the aunt at the veterinarian station saw that I was a child and would not sell it to me, so I told her......

I said Auntie: My grandfather can't pull it out in the past two days, you can help, but this aunt asked me to find a pharmacy to buy, I said that the pharmacy is too expensive, my grandfather specially asked me to come to you to buy it, saying that I know your leaders.

When this aunt heard me say this, she really gave me the medicine, and I only later learned that the laxatives that animals eat are different from those of people, and that is really powerful.

I took the medicine home, and this aunt prescribed it for me for three days, it was the kind of white pills, and I was afraid that the chicken would not eat it because it was too big, so I found the mallet used in the kitchen to mash the pills, and then washed them away with water in a bowl.

I was afraid that the chicken would not drink it, so I put a little sugar in it.

Looking at the yellow liquid, I secretly sneered and told you to peck me and kill you......

I went to the yard with the bowl, and the chickens came fluttering again, and I stirred the medicine in the water with one hand, and scolded in my mouth: "Dogs, this time I will kill you."

I poured the potion into it, and at this time, the goddess Xiaocui when I was a child, oh, she was the class flower of my class, and she was quite close to my grandmother's house, and at this time she called me at the door and asked me to go out with her.

If you want to say that Xiaocui at that time, it was simply the god in my heart, she took the initiative to ask me for the first time, and I didn't care about the at that time, so I threw down the bowl and shook the big snot, and hurriedly ran over to take her hand, and the two of them went out to play without shame.

However, good times are always short-lived, and it's time for lunch in the blink of an eye.

When I got home, my mother came up and asked me where I had gone, and asked me to work for her, washing vegetables and pounding garlic.

My mom said that my dad and a few friends were going to come to the house for dinner in a while, and asked me to pretend to be obedient.

I hummed with my head in my head, and after washing the vegetables, I put the garlic in the jar and pounded it, still thinking about Xiaocui.

As a result, after mashing the garlic and pouring it out, the garlic all changed color, and I remembered that there were still a lot of laxative residues in this garlic jar.

I originally wanted to pour it out, but I was afraid of being scolded by my mother, so I simply added some soy sauce to it, thinking to myself, well, this black color should be fine, and no one will see it.

During the meal, my dad and his friends pushed the cups and changed the glasses, and they had a lot of fun.

The garlic juice was dipped in the white-cut chicken, and there was nothing left after they had eaten enough, and after their brothers were full of wine and food, their father waved his hand and took them to the bath again.

In the past, there were large boilers on the outside of the bathhouse, and the inside was the bathing pool, which was generally from 6 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. for women, and from 1 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. for men.

A few big men were drunken and undressed, the water in the pool, puffing and steaming, and my dad and a few of them sat in it and drank with a slightly red face and a look of enjoyment.

I felt that the water was too hot to go down, so I squatted on the edge of the pool.

My dad and his buddies were chatting without saying a word, and suddenly, I noticed that my dad frowned, his eyes suddenly widened, and then a yellow column of water under my dad's ass squirted out, more than half a meter high.

I looked at my dad in disbelief and said to myself that my dad was actually straining in the pool!