Bai Haonan doesn't like to slap his face very much, because he offends people because it is not beneficial, my brother Nan in society has always paid attention to convincing people with reason, and the chicken thief wins the world, why should he slap his face.

From playing football, it can be seen that Bai Haonan is a typical one, don't run more if you can pass, don't chase more if you can cheat, and if you can get off the black foot to provoke the other party's anger, then don't hit the hard front, this is his standard belief in the life of a chicken thief.

But pretending to be better at it, standing up and walking to the table is actually not close to the other party, at least two or three times the distance of the blade, and more importantly, standing next to the table chair that gets out of the way, now the slightly high-grade restaurants everywhere are this kind of wooden chair with a high back, it is more comfortable to lean on the waist, so it is also convenient to give way to the angle to shoot Isa, and I grabbed a toothpick on the table and held it to my mouth and hugged my arm, almost all the eyes of the audience were focused on his face, but he didn't speak, just watched this guy who was hanging the sky scold Isha for treachery, not following the rules and greedy for enjoyment, well, he didn't abide by women's morals, and he was debauched and messed around……

Isha was angry for a moment, and almost slapped her phone on the table, but when she saw Bai Haonan turn her head and smile at her, she couldn't help but laugh a little, feeling that the time between the two of them was really comfortable, she smiled sweetly, and continued to hold the phone in both hands to frame.

This is like the beauty of tulips blooming to arouse the other party's jealousy, and it also makes it even more obvious that his next unbearable series of insults are like a clown, and the onlookers and neighbors who were stunned before seemed to be guided by Bai Haonan's expression of watching the monkey play, and they all watched this clumsy performance a little.

Even the hooligan accomplices who have been showing off their martial arts and making ruthless slashing appearances may be a little embarrassed under this kind of hundreds of onlookers, and they are not tired of the long knife and axe weighing a few pounds in their hands, so they turned their heads and reminded Bai Haonan: "What nonsense to talk to him, hack him to death!"

claimed to be the leather jacket of the Isha man again, and then suddenly pointed at Bai Haonan again: "There is a kind of order...... Fuck you, what do you look at...... "I may still feel that it is unreliable to single out a big man like Bai Haonan, and I have to use the unreasonable tricks used by hooligans.

The white suit forced him to point to himself: "Yes, I just said that you should quarrel with me, chase girls, the most important thing is praise, praise, you look at such a beautiful girl, even if our son is four years old, still so young and beautiful, even if I want to see it again when I am angry, then it should be praised all the time, not like you just scolded, right? When your young friends chase girls, you must pay attention to learning this lesson......

In fact, the restaurant basically only echoed the sound of leather jackets scolding, and everyone else was attentive and silent, and now listening to Bai Haonan's habitual mother-in-law who stood on the football field and was a little kind to the parents and young players, he was quieter and then burst into a sudden laughter, and some people applauded in the back.

Naturally, Isha laughed heartily with the sisters and daughters at her table, and there were flying kisses in return, as if she had become that beautiful royal blue figure with flying spirits, unrestrained and wild little fox.

Bai Haonan hugged his fists in thanks, and the leather jacket was a little caught off guard by the two of them sprinkled with dog food, and it became a negative teaching material, so angry that he rushed up directly and waved a knife at Bai Haonan: "Fuck Nima, hack you to death dog offal......"

Even though most people know that such a narrow-sided long knife can't cut much damage, but such a murderous action still makes the laughter stop abruptly, accompanied by a buzzing involuntary exclamation, Bai Haonan methodically grabbed the back chair next to him with one hand and lifted it, and blocked the knife head-on: "Isha and I are in free love, I didn't marry, she didn't marry, we fell in love and became a husband and wife, what qualifications do you have to fight and kill, and is there a king law, do you still talk about the law?"

It sounded like he was responding a little pedantic, and the surrounding audience had some puzzled expressions, but Isa's eyes were shining, and she kind of understood what Bai Haonan meant.

The knife was really powerless, and it couldn't sink into it when it slashed on the wooden chair, and it bounced off with an angry knife: "Talk about Nima's legal ......"

Bai Haonan grabbed the wooden chair with his left hand and blocked it again, but almost all the people on both sides saw him grab another chair from behind him with his right hand, and then smashed it with the move of a big windmill!

Really, the leather jacket and the accomplices behind them didn't see it, they were blocked by the chair in front of them.

If the high-backed chairs in the dining room are used for fighting, what is the most powerful way to use them?

Bai Haonan gave the standard answer, the longest fan-shaped hit of the power arm!

That is, grab the top bar of the backrest, pull it up from behind you, and smash the entire square seat part of the chair like a meteor hammer!

There's even a very skillful grip part that feels like a sliding shaft, and the chair that is more than a meter high smashes down with the maximum physical pendulum!

The chair used to block blocked the sight and attention of the leather jacket, and when he found that Bai Haonan pulled the chair away, the other chair had already smashed into him with a swift speed that had nowhere to hide, and the only thing he could do was to raise his hand in vain to block it, and as a result, the knife and the person were directly smashed to the ground!

The action is so rapid, I feel that the leather jacket is so angry that it only takes a second or two to rush up and machete, as if the leather jacket slashed twice in anger, and the response here is that Taishan pressed the top.

In the splendid special effect of the high-back wooden chair falling apart, hit it directly!

The power can be imagined!

Then Bai Haonan didn't beat the water dog, but let go of the chair and kicked the long knife across the leather jacket that was snorting in pain on the ground, and walked towards those who still raised machetes and axes: "Are you still coming?"

Really, those guys who seemed unruly just now were really subconsciously brushed back by this big man of more than one meter and eight meters, especially when they saw Bai Haonan touching the backs of the benches on both sides as if he was doing chest expansion exercises, and he wanted to cover it in a panic, but Bai Haonan just passed by with his palm, which caused another round of laughter.

Bai Haonan was not stupid enough to walk into a pile of knives and axes: "Get out of Lao Tzu!" didn't yell or scream, just such a plain sentence, but like a more powerful whip, and then suddenly there was an exclamation from behind, as soon as Bai Haonan turned around, the leather jacket staggered and stood up and grabbed the chair and wanted to smash him, but Bai Haonan turned around and squatted half-squatting, and came with a standard heavy punch on the lower abdomen!

Any boxing coach is afraid that he will teach that punching is not only the strength of the fist arm, but the whole body drives the arm to exert force, which is the most consistent way to force the arm.

With just one punch, he screamed in the leather jacket, and the whole audience could see his body bowing like a shrimp with his fist, and then suddenly fell to the ground, this punch should actually be more lethal than the seemingly bright wooden chair just now, at least it couldn't breathe for a long time, although it wouldn't leave much damage, but at this time it was really painful to say, and he could only snort in vain on the ground.

Bai Haonan stood up straight as if nothing had happened, and still faced the swords and axes who were trying to follow this rush: "Are you still coming?"

The second time of the same questioning, with inexplicable coercion, his hands were propped up on the back chairs on both sides, and he walked forward with a slight drag, as if he would dance the chair with both hands and smash it if he didn't agree this time!

Last time, I couldn't help but take a step back empty-handed, but now I only lasted for less than a second, and one person turned and fled, and the others immediately followed!

Bai Haonan neither chased after him, nor came back to sit down triumphantly: "Let's go! Sasha, it's almost over, let's go to the grave tomorrow, come and settle the bill!" The money for the two chairs was settled together. ”

Isha was stunned for a moment, then put away her mobile phone and got up, came to the counter to swipe the card to pay under the gaze of everyone, turned her head and waved to most of the clansmen and neighbors who were stunned and watched the scene, and came out to hold Bai Haonan's arm: "I ate more than 6,000 yuan...... That's it?"

Bai Haonan sneered: "I'm afraid that they will come out to take the car to vent their anger, smashing and smashing are small things, if we do anything, it will not be cost-effective for us to have a car accident on the way back." ”

Fortunately, these menacing guys obviously didn't expect this, Bai Haonan climbed into his off-road vehicle, picked up the girl to find the best resort hotel in the town to live in, and the car naturally parked in the compound to give some money to look at, for the sub-zero weather with snow and frost at night, Bai Haonan also opened the back window to act as a refrigerator, who called it that there are still a few beef and mutton behind!

It wasn't until Bai Haonan carried the suitcases of the two of them upstairs that Isha looked down on her face with a smile on her face: "Don't you despise fighting the most? ”

Bai Haonan was stupid: "Lao Tzu hasn't made a move yet! They have wilted, they really don't want to fight, whoever calls him up will use a knife to cut it, do I really cut him, sometimes it's better to punch him if he says 10,000 words, if you don't fight, the rules are still relatively sound, especially if it's messy, Lao Tzu dares to use a gun!"

Isha exaggerated ouch: "Men are the most awesome at this time, bragging!" said this, but her face was believing the joy of bragging.

Bai Haonan snorted and cleaned her up, but he didn't reveal it to Isa who asked him what trick he was going to make.

Originally, he thought that this was the end of the way, but he was just helping the little rascals.

As a result, when I went to the grave the next day, the ghost came again.

The custom of going to the grave of Isha's people is also realistic, maybe it is the Wrangler who used it as a refrigerator overnight, anyway, the two bamboo branches are still green the next day, and this plant may be easy to green in winter.

The place where the grave is on a mountain bag behind the old village, in Isha's words, this is called the tomb mountain, each village has its own independent tomb mountain, the status is relatively high, tourists are not allowed to go to outsiders, and the casual going of other villages will also cause a fight, Bai Haonan listened to the fight with a disapproving face, and his heart was full of MMP, how good it is to solve it with kicking a ball, you have to fight and kill, the key is that you can't kill anything.

Maybe it was yesterday in the restaurant that he publicly announced that he was going to the grave, and today from a distance, there are many people going to the grave mountain, Isha is commanding Bai Haonan to drive the Wrangler to the old village, along the machine plow road so full of climbing ability, Bai Haonan also feels very enjoyable, Isha said that she bought this car, and also spent money to modify it according to the post in order to one day drive the car to the grave of her mother and grandmother, and show them the results of their efforts!

Baek Ho Nam is very supportive of Namsan's fucking feat, but feels very ...... about what Isha did during the mountain climb He didn't even know how to describe this alternative approach!

Insert the brand-new red banknotes into the bamboo branches cut by the utility knife!!

The two bamboo branches are almost stacked, Bai Haonan is not sure about the thickness of the new money of the serial number, I feel that it should be 10,000, and they are all hung on the bamboo branches!

If it weren't for the need for full attention on the off-road slope on the hillside, Bai Haonan would have to find a mobile phone to record this kind of flower arrangement art creation!

Of course, the modified Wrangler can maximize the power of the body characteristics regardless of shock absorption or tire performance, worthy of the title of the king of climbing, Bai Haonan must have played this when he was keen to play sports cars, skillful!

Seeing the continuous grave bags on the hillside from a distance, Isha finished the creation, and took the plastic bag under her feet, and stirred a bag of chili noodles, oil and salt seasonings and other things in the plastic bag when she disappeared when she had breakfast in the hotel in the morning, of course, she wore a plastic bag as gloves, so that the narrow carriage was filled with a strong smell of sauce, Bai Haonan felt that he was going to become a cured meat, Isha looked at the surrounding highs and lows of various people who watched the lively clansmen, especially relatives and friends in the same village, and stopped the car:" Turn around and walk sideways...... yes, here it is, get out of the car, come get this. ”

Bai Haonan took over the two bamboo branches full of banknotes from the co-pilot like a melon baby, and felt like a juggling clown, of course, he didn't feel embarrassed, and showed off to the relatives and friends he knew around, in exchange for the admiration of others, Bai Haonan could guess the fate of the banknotes.

Isha waved her hand and asked a few brothers to come over and move down all kinds of chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep sacrifices, mainly cattle and sheep are more laborious, two people are more reasonable to move, the plateau lacks oxygen, Bai Haonan seems to have thought of something, but Isha has come over with a serious face, signaling to follow her with a banknote and bamboo branches, and there is no girl wearing linen and filial piety on her body striding forward, but raising her hands and pulling two green and white ribbons, Bai Haonan has to follow the same step as her little daughter-in-law, and the thing behind is what she is carrying.

The vehicle stopped sideways on the side of the tomb bag, as if it was also to show the ancestors on the tomb for generations, and the group walked to the front under the gaze of hundreds of people, before moving forward, Isha began to sing in the clan language for a long time, the content Bai Haonan did not understand, but it felt similar to the original mountain song duet pair, and then the girl waved her hand to hang the ribbon on the tomb bag, and then let Bai Haonan go to the tomb bag and insert two bamboo branches, just like the ordinary mainland on the grave incense, to him side by side, the two of them kowtowed seriously, and then burned the bamboo branches, together with the pieces of paper on it！

Bai Haonan didn't think about whether this was a crime, and he couldn't think of this stubble, but this custom seems to be like this, and he also took the burning bamboo branch to ignite the two fires next to him, and then Isha took the long knife handed by relatives and friends, and cut off the heads of chickens and ducks with a few neat strokes for the brothers and sisters to clean up, and then cut the beef and mutton herself!

This is a little tired, Bai Haonan saw the operation method and took the initiative to take over, Isha lost her serious expression, squatted next to him with a sweet smile and pointed him to cut it into a fist-sized piece of meat, and asked his sister to dip it with the spices in the plastic bag, put it on with the prepared wire bamboo sticks, insert it in the soil, and pick it up to roast the meat above the fire!

Many people around came to help, of course, they used their own knives to cut a piece to grill, and the act of worshiping the ancestors was actually barbecued meat in the end!

It's just a crowd BBQ!

No wonder so many people come to see it, no wonder so much meat is bought.

Smelling the burst of fragrance, Bai Haonan simply admired this clan, and then before he could eat it, he saw a large number of people holding all kinds of knives, guns and sticks!

A little annoying, Bai Haonan was quite unwilling to put down a large piece of intercostal meat that had just been roasted a little oily in his hand, and reminded Isa: "Camera, camera, it's annoying!"

But this time, many clansmen followed him to pull out the long knife on his body and walked over with Bai Haonan.

Bai Haonan felt a little annoyed, snatching Lao Tzu's protagonist halo!