407, Beacon laughed at the pig monkey
According to Isha's tactical concept, directly relying on the height of the hillside, so many people rushing down together is the most awesome, what an imposing charge and slash!
Bai Haonan was disdainful, and asked Asaka's brother to take someone to take down the firecrackers prepared on the car and put them, and when she bought it, Isha explained that in the past, a group of people had to shoot at the grave, but now of course they can only use firecrackers instead.
Looking at the dozens or hundreds of people who climbed up the hillside, it was obvious that a large group of other clansmen had gathered together and came over to ask for explanations, and Asaka They were still a little incredulous: "Are you alone?"
Bai Haonan nodded dashingly, put his hands in his pockets and went down like this, and turned around and smiled and motioned to Isha to take a good picture.
There are people standing on both sides, and it feels like you're looking at the bullring in the middle.
Bai Haonan walked to the place with the most people and stopped, in fact, it was only more than ten meters away from Isha, fortunately there were no trees around, otherwise even the trees would be full of people, many people stretched their necks to get closer, and this time there were still people next to them to support them: "Don't be afraid! They are just a bunch of miscellaneous people, they know how to mess around, let's go together!"
There was some invisible urging in the back to squat down in front, Bai Haonan was also reminded to squat, his hands were still in the pockets of his army-green loose jacket, and his feet were leaning together like a reed chicken that had just laid eggs and squatting and grinning, but at this time, no one would think that the man was ineffective, and then looked at him as if he had blocked this bare hillside pass close to the tomb mountain, there was really a kind of certainty that a man would be a man who could not open it, in the face of so many people carrying sticks and swords, there was no panicked appearance, and it must be given to the surrounding onlookers. The neighbors were deeply impressed, and those who saw it yesterday couldn't help but whisper how wise and powerful the scene was that seemed to be one or two hits, but the fart was pumping.
I have to say that Bai Haonan's new hairstyle is still handsome, and his somewhat hangy temperament is reflected in hip-hop style, with more three-dimensional silhouettes, maybe from the perspective of the heart, his face used to be a little sleek and careless, but now he has more firmness on the outside and square on the inside, and he has a more idea-like feeling.
So Isha patted her back for a while, and actually quietly ran to the side to shoot, she didn't admit that she was still a little infatuated in her heart, Bai Haonan found the side face and made a fierce grimace on her: "Hurry up, go back!"
Isha stuck out her tongue and jumped back, but only a step or two away, unwilling to go away.
The people on the other side did get closer, this time the men who took the lead were really old, the middle-aged and elderly people who relied on the old and sold the old were full of wrinkles and the kind of hair with flowing middle and long hair tied up behind their heads, and they stopped to rest before approaching Bai Haonan, even if the locals climbed the hill so far like this, they were still a little panting, and by the way, they were waiting for a large group of people in the mess behind them to squeeze up.
Bai Haonan still squatted there indifferently, and looked down at the bare terrain, the barren problem here is here, it seems that there are no trees on the slopes and mountains everywhere, only the grass that does not grow, so it can't grow many crops and can't feed many livestock, I don't know if it's because of the high altitude, or the weather and climate, Isha said that there is a place with abundant water and grass for wild animals dozens of kilometers inside, which used to be a paradise for men to hunt, but now it's a nature reserve, so nothing can be done hereγ
Just when he looked down at the ground, the men stood one or two meters in front of Bai Haonan with the leather jacket that was hit by two heavy blows yesterday and was swollen on his head now.
Isha immediately scolded in the back: "Egg a bride price! nothing, drunk and cheated on any dog, I don't know who is engaged, if you bully people, you will fight and kill, and if you can't win, you will be reasonable!"
Bai Haonan turned his head helplessly: "What did you say yesterday, who will deal with it?"
Isha immediately stuck out her tongue again and shut up, but she tilted her neck in disbelieving, and the phone was held steadily.
Bai Haonan turned around and said flatly: "Yes, it's the right thing to do to talk about everything, my reply is, I don't admit it, the rule of our country is free love, what compensation can you get and go to the court to sue, let's go through the procedure, if we can't get the evidence, it's extortion, and any rules are not as big as the law of the country, so don't tell me what the rules are." β
One of the old men pointed to the leather jacket: "You beat him like this, lose money!
Bai Haonan still shook his head: "I took a photo last night, he slashed me with a knife before I fought back, I deserve it, if you are not satisfied, you can also go to the court to sue, I will accompany you, what else do you say?"
The leather jacket that was swollen with half of his face couldn't hold it back for a long time: "Say what a fart, hack him to death, let's go together!"
But that's it, he still didn't dare to rush up alone, waiting for the people behind him to come together, so Bai Haonan could raise his head and smile and question: "I said that you beat me to death, that's a big deal, the police will definitely take care of it, can you get my mother-in-law?
Isa, who was about to rush up to her family in a frenzy, almost fell down when she heard this, looking at the man who was squatting in a proper manner two or three steps in front of her, with his hands in his pockets like an old hen, he really wanted to kick him and hug him, it was so difficult to see such a man.
In the face of so many swinging knives and sticks, he said such cool words calmly.
Where is the rationality of thinking in leather jackets: "If Lao Tzu wants to engage in women, you must get them! So many women have done it, and there is no loss if you die!"
Bai Haonan could only show a sneering expression on his face, and he didn't speak, and you still dared to dance in the white door.
The tongue battle group stupidity is obviously ineffective, Bai Haonan suddenly jumped up at the moment when a large group of accomplices around the leather jacket rushed up to make a move on him!
It should be that everyone thinks that he will kill all sides, even Isha thinks so, holding the mobile phone steadily, and does not shout to fight back, even if the group of her clansmen are all concentrated in the high places and are eager to try the red face to accumulate anger, but what is the consequence of such two groups of people rushing together with knives and sticks, Bai Haonan knows very well.
He has seen it with his own eyes in Li Wendong's hometown, and this is not quite the same as those battles in northern Burma, at least they are battles that were created under the mobilization of certain political factors, and the participants are all involuntarily wrapped up in it.
Chicken thieves such as Bai Haonan are most annoyed by this kind of foolishness that harms others and is not beneficial to themselves.
So after taking Isha away, of course he will quietly make some preparations when he comes back.
The movement of the man in the army green jacket jumping up still startled everyone on the other side, and the big man of more than one meter and eight meters stood on a high place and suddenly spread his hands, as if everyone who had spread his wings saw that there were two things in his hands!
The steel bars held high by the leather jacket were stunned, because Bai Haonan's face did not have the fierce anger on his face, and there was even a kind of intimacy with an eyebrow and a smile, and the movement of his hands reaching forward seemed to be shouting: "Fellow open the door! We are the ...... of the Red Army."
That's right, it seems that the Red Army fought in this area and climbed the snowy mountains back then.
Anyway, it was in this feeling that the leather jacket really involuntarily caught something with his empty hand subconsciously, and the old men who saw his hand around him had already fried the pot!
Only then did the leather jacket realize that it was actually a wooden-handled grenade with the same rust in his hand!
And Bai Haonan also held another grenade in his other hand, and gently put it on the back of his hand holding the steel bar in his leather jacket!
Because everyone who could see saw this static scene, Bai Haonan actually put two metal rings on the white line on his middle finger, and then gently pinched the tail of the grenade with the thumb and index finger of both hands, and he could pull the white line off at any time!
The people of this land should probably be regarded as the last area in the country to collect guns, and they generally recognize this kind of military grenade in the sixties and seventies of the last century!
Even if you haven't seen it, you may have seen it in the overwhelming anti-Japanese dramas now, and everyone knows what the consequences will be after that string is pulled.
The leather jacket that seemed to be saying that he didn't lose when he was dead almost knelt down as soon as his knees were weak, and the threaded steel bar really fell to the ground, and he didn't dare to move when it hit his feet, and instinctively raised his hands to hold the heavy pimple, afraid that his hands would not keep up, and the weight of the grenade would break the white line!
Everyone around them is radially crawling and running in the direction behind them!
Especially around the leather jacket, these guys who are going down the hill behind them, as soon as they turn around, someone will roll down like a gourd with garlic under their feet!
But at this time, even rolling is better than being killed by a grenade!
Isha was stunned, and the mobile phone in her hand shook, but she still stood firmly, and her face began to glow feverishly!
, this is your own man!
The family standing behind Bai Haonan was a little better, and they couldn't see what Bai Haonan was in his hand, and they stretched their necks one by one and were so curious.
In an instant, dozens of hundreds of meters around the field can be cleared, leaving a place of lumps of meat, long knives, steel bars, and wooden sticks, almost scattered all over the ground, and those guys who rushed down have already thrown away the things in their hands, and there are still a few people who have been made to break their heads and bleed by the things in their hands, and then everyone withdrew from the huge circle, and then carefully stretched their necks to look!
Bai Haonan also hated it, he actually twisted his ass first, and made a Charles dance move, the kind of flicking legs that were very coquettish and embarrassing to dance back, and the leather jacket hurriedly and carefully held it with both hands, which was in the palm of his hand, and he was even more sure that this thing with a sense of wind and frost for decades was definitely genuine, even if the rusty iron bumps could still make his hands feel cold!
Who would dare to bet on whether this thing will fail?
But Bai Haonan hummed naughtily again, taking a few steps forward, and the leather jacket could only retreat with his steps!
The footsteps of the two are even on the same side, like tango, and like that duck dance!
Bai Haonan spins, jumps, and sways again......
The leather jacket can only follow obediently, and as Bai Haonan's hand is raised and lowered, he tiptoes and hunches his waist without the cooperation of his brain, and from a distance, it really looks like two men are standing on the hillside and dancing!
Even Isa's relatives and friends still changed color a little when they saw it, and they couldn't help but retreat a little.
Only Isha, who was standing two or three meters away, was already going crazy with laughter!
Holding the mobile phone and squatting down and laughing, my stomach hurts, but I still try my best to record, and all I want to bring back at this time is to give it to ...... The other girls really don't have any other friends.
Bai Haonan's dancing posture has obviously improved on the basis of the belly dance and white pig dance back then, and now he can still talk while dancing: "What about me, I like Isa, are you still entangled in this engagement and other things?"
The leather jacket is really a stack.
Bai Haonan shook his head: "Tell everyone loudly!"
The lack of breath in the leather jacket just spoke: "I ......"
Bai Haonan put on a bewitching gesture of ramen, and immediately pulled the other party's voice into an eager and high-pitched voice: "I will never mention the engagement again......"
Bai Haonan was not in a hurry: "What else?"
Leather jacket desperate: "I don't dare to hit Isa's idea again......"
Bai Haonan continued: "What else ......?"
It's been like this all the time, and the leather jacket is so hollow out that the whole person is out of breath
Bai Haonan looked at the silent distant figure around the scene, and felt that after dancing a song, he finally grabbed the wooden handle of the grenade in his hand and brought it back, and said lightly: "Get out!"
The leather jacket cherished this bit of freedom as if it had been amnesty, quickly turned around and ran, and then immediately tripped over the heavy steel bars under his feet, and rolled down in embarrassment, causing a large sigh of relief and laughter, and the leather jacket couldn't take care of it, and rolled into the pile of his own people dozens or hundreds of meters away, before he stood up, wanted to turn around and scold something, and finally ran away, probably because he was afraid that the grenade would be thrown over condescendingly, which was really terrible!
Looking at the ugliness in front of her, Isha burst into tears, and saw Bai Haonan put his hands back in his pockets, obviously taking off the string ring before he spread his hands helplessly: "Look, I don't like fighting, how good is it to talk and dance to solve the problem?"
Isha just stopped laughing and couldn't straighten her waist, but immediately thought of a serious problem, so serious that she immediately lost her smile: "What if they go to the police? They will definitely go to the police!" After speaking, he pulled Bai Haonan's arm to run, at this time he was desperate to run, and the red wrangler was just able to play the role of crossing the mountains and mountains!
Bai Haonan smiled and took her mobile phone to stop shooting, and hugged her: "Okay, I'm not a fool, I have my reasons for daring to do this, but it just makes you feel more relaxed, and we also have time not to be disturbed." β
Isha is still anxious: "But ......!"
Bai Haonan bowed his head and kissed it.
A little windy, standing on the hillside, just in front of the grave mountain, under the gaze of his mother and grandmother, surrounded by people from all over the high and low tribesmen, it should be in line with the most perfect romantic scene in Isa's mind, the little girl who once escaped in pursuit of the value of life, can now finally stand in front of everyone openly, hugged and kissed by this powerful arm.
Isha was so intoxicated that she could only bear it for a moment, and immediately responded fiercely, regardless of the momentum, which made Bai Haonan suspect that if it weren't for so many people around to watch, the girl's hot face and lips, and hot and wild movements would be hot on this barren hillside immediately!
The brothers and sisters can light the firecrackers according to the situation, and they are really a romantic people.