The big twist.

All kinds of comic tables xiàn, comic language one after another, of course, the funniest thing is the strange thinking.

"What brand of foundation is this, the effect is really good, it won't fade when applied to the face. ”

The expression on You He's face can be summed up in one sentence, 'But the witty You He has already seen through Yiqiē', and the female classmates trembled with anger, and this contrast made those film critics who wanted to find fault couldn't help laughing.

In particular, when the two kidnappers of You Hejiao played by Su Ye kidnapped people, even the film critic with glasses just now burst into laughter, and the confusion on the faces of the big wave and the small wave was full of laughter.

It turned out that from the beginning, I saw through the fake kidnapping that was planned, and then the reason why I came in a hurry was because I thought she skipped class and was arrested and returned to class, which made sense, and it was completely in line with the strange thinking of this alternative teacher. Hua Ling's furrowed eyebrows furrowed.

In a strange way, the teacher rescued the student from the robbers.

The original plot of "The Old Class is Here" may only have a passing score of six points, but under Su Ye's shell-breaking performance, the script was forced to eight copies, although it is not to the point of being able to watch a classic comedy over and over again, but at present, there will be some plots in my mind after watching the movie, and I will not forget it after watching it like a fast food comedy.

"Doodoo ......"

With a short rapid sound, Su Ye took off his movie helmet, his forehead was swollen and painful, and at the same time, his temples were like pins and needles, and no film critic or reporter took off his helmet, feeling that the hall was too stuffy, and when he came to the hall, the cold wind blew on his face, and his head was much lighter.

After relieving, Su Ye's gaze shifted to the left. I saw Jia Jinwang squatting on a stone staircase, curled up in a ball, bowing his head, and didn't know what to do.

Originally, Jia Jinwang was also given a place, but he stayed outside on the grounds that he didn't like to watch real movies.

Su Ye crept behind Jia Jinwang on tiptoe, and secretly probed his brain, Jia Jinwang was playing games with his mobile phone.

Su Ye was a little speechless, the key was not that he was concentrating on playing the game, the key was that the game he was playing turned out to be Tetris, Su Ye's expression moved, he suddenly rose, and pushed Jia Jinwang violently with his hand.

Jia Jinwang was already squatting with an unstable center of gravity, and was pushed backwards violently, he almost fell to the ground with a dog eating, turned back angrily, and then saw that it was Su Ye, and the anger dissipated.

"Boss Su's movie is over? ”

"Come out and breathe. Su Ye asked, "Are you still playing the ancient game of Tetris?"

Jia Jinwang's eyes widened, and he said excitedly: "Tetris is looking for order from chaos, it is the most played game in the world, playing more Tetris can enhance people's reaction and spatial imagination, and you can also quit smoking. ”

"I don't know the benefits of Tetris. Su Ye smiled: "But I do know that the Tetris effect has caused thousands of car accidents, and tens of thousands of people have died in car accidents." ”

"Uh......" Jia Jinwang choked.

Su Ye is blowing a cool breeze outside, and "The Old Class is Here" inside is also at the end of the high-tide plot-

One night, the hot-tempered director of discipline left his mobile phone at the school, and when he returned to the office to get his mobile phone, he saw several people stealing things at the school.

Of course, the director of discipline chased after him, but in the end he didn't catch up, and he didn't see who it was, but at this time, he ran into Lin Guozheng, and several students who stole things passed by Lin Guozheng.

The next day, in the small auditorium.

The celebration or any other event of St. Lu University is held in this small auditorium, at this time the small auditorium is full of people, all the students of the school are asking to be present, and the chairman of the head of the year is also sitting in the first row, of course, today is not the school celebration and there is no activity, but about last night.

"'Create a first-class education in the era, create a first-class teacher in the era, run a world-class famous school, and cultivate world-class elites' Our Shenglu University adheres to the four first-class school tenets and has always been an advanced school in the province and city. The director of discipline first finished this paragraph in a boastful way, and then changed the conversation: "But yesterday there was a strict theft case in the school, this kind of destruction of campus tranquility is a matter of destroying the campus atmosphere, and it must not be tolerated." ”

"Lin Guozheng, I met you at the school gate when I was chasing the thief, can you sue me, why are you at the school gate at that time?"

"I... I forgot to take a reference book, so I ...... "Lin Guozheng's courage is much greater under the training of gay bars and unscrupulous teachers, but when he is questioned by the director of discipline in this scene, he still stammers."

"Love to learn, it's good. The director of discipline praised first, and then asked at a faster pace: "Then Lin Guozheng, last night, did a few people run past you?" ”

"That ......" Lin Guo Zheng was depressed for a long time.

The director of discipline asked, "Yes or no!"

"Yes. Lin Guozheng was so frightened that he blurted out subconsciously.

"Good. With a flash of a smile on the old-fashioned face of the director of discipline, he continued to ask: "Now Lin Guozheng, please tell me the three people you met last night in front of me, in front of the chairman of the board, and in front of all the teachers and students of the school. ”

Lin Guozheng lowered his head and looked at the rectangular floors on the ground.

"Lin Guozheng, I have to remind you, if you say it at this time, you will be a hero of the school because you helped the school catch the black sheep, but if you remain silent like this, then you are the black sheep covering the school, your homeroom teacher, your classmates, and even your parents' faces are disgraced. "The Director of Discipline is sharp-tongued.

Lin Guozheng raised his head, his eyes wandered over the student seat, his gaze paused three times, then retracted his gaze, his lips moved, and he wanted to say, and finally swallowed all of his stomach, and only spit out a few words from his mouth for a long time: "I'm sorry, I can't say ......"

"Can't?!" The discipline director's tone suddenly rose, and his eyes were like swords staring at Lin Guozheng very aggressively: "Lin Guozheng, do you know what you're talking about?" turned his body and waved his hand openly, and continued: "In front of the chairman of the board of directors, as well as the teachers and students of the whole school, you really want to protect the pests of the college, if this is really the case, Lin Guozheng, I think you are no longer suitable for studying in our Shenglu University." ”

"Can't ......" Lin Guozheng panicked, the three people who stole last night, two of them he still knew, but last night these three people begged bitterly to let him not say it.

"So Lin Guozheng, please name those people. The director of discipline said.

Lin Guozheng is very serious in his studies, and he definitely doesn't want to be expelled, but in this way, he must betray his friends, whether to keep his promise or study, Lin Guozheng is in a dilemma, and his face is struggling.

After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "It was too late that night, and they ran too fast, and I don't know some people......"

"You just have to name one of them and their class, or you can find one of them in the student seat by their appearance. The director of discipline said: "Very low requirements, Lin Guozheng, if you can't do this, then I'm sorry, I will think you are wasting everyone's time." ”

Lin Guozheng bit his lip tightly, and finally spoke: "It was really dark at that time, they ran really fast, and they also bumped into me, and when I reacted, I could only see a side face, so ...... So I really didn't see it clearly. The last paragraph was shouted, as if all the strength had been exhausted.

The discipline director turned pale: "Lin Guozheng, you are not responsible for yourself and your parents, I will give you a chance to ...... last."

"He doesn't need that opportunity. A firm, loud male voice interrupted the Director of Discipline.

The door of the small hall opened, and Su Ye's interpretation of You He entered from the outside, walking slowly in front of everyone's eyes, it was a dragon and a tiger, and there was no timidity at all.

The director of discipline saw that he was not popular, and he had a bad impression when he was embarrassed by the previous open class, and now he suddenly interrupted him to speak, and his face was like an iron door, and he looked up horizontally and horizontally.

He shouted angrily: "Teacher Youhe, you are just a trainee teacher, and there is no room for you to speak here." ”

Su Ye's interpretation of You He turned a deaf ear, jumped on the stage, walked to Lin Guozheng's side, patted him on the shoulder and said, "What kind of bullshit will this be, it's just a self-righteous old guy barking on it, how did Lin Guozheng teach you, you have to fight back when someone beats you, but the dog bites you, you still have to chase and bite the dog?"

The director of discipline was furious, and he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, but where was the identity of his director, suppressed the anger in his heart, and sneered: "Teacher You He, please pay attention to your current identity, no matter what you did before, you are now a teacher, a teacher of Shenglu University, recognize your identity before speaking......"

Su Ye suddenly erupted like a tiger, and scolded angrily: "Labor and management just know that I am a teacher now, if it was before, I would drive a car directly into it and run over you!"

He took a step forward, and the director of discipline involuntarily stepped back.

The debate has just begun...... R1152