A pendulum can fly anything, but it can't take itself into the air.

Time can change anything, but it can't prolong itself.

Su Ye has a lot of things to do recently, honing his acting skills, Sudoku, endorsement advertising, etc.

"Bell!", "Bell!", "Bell!", ......

The wall clock rang, and twelve o'clock in the middle of the night arrived, as if the temple bells were echoing.

"Thank you reporters and film critics for coming to the premiere, just like the great writer Su Shichen said, 'The night gave me black eyes, but I used him to find the light', our crew changed the premiere time from this afternoon to midnight. ”

The premiere hall probably accommodated more than 200 people at this time, the first row is the leading actors and behind-the-scenes personnel, the second row is the invited celebrity guests, the third row is the film critics, and the reporter is in the fourth row.

Yuan Lian, who was sitting next to Su Ye, listened to Xu Shanyuan quote the words of the great writer Su Shichen, a cold smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the small book in his hand clearly said [The last fund has not arrived, because of the venue rental fee, the premiere time has been changed. Of course, he didn't pierce it.

Xu Shanyuan sighed a lot: "Journalists and friends may not know that this movie has gone through many twists and turns, and the protagonist Gao Ming, who has not yet been confirmed, was lying in the hospital due to an accident, and the supporting role was unexpectedly shelled during filming, which made the movie almost collapse." ”

Later, when the film was filmed and post-production, there was also an accident, and the investor had an accident, which hindered the publicity plan, so it was only now listed and released. Xu Shanyuan said: "To be honest, the salaries of the leading actors have not been settled yet, if the movie is not good, maybe you will be able to see the news of 'the old class is here to direct bankruptcy and sleep on the street' tomorrow." ”

The journalists chuckled. The male one was injured, the supporting role almost collapsed, and the investor's company declared bankruptcy, all three things have caught up, and it is really not easy to be released.

"Here I am especially grateful to Su Ye. That is, our male one. Xu Shiyuan said: "After Gao Ming was accidentally hospitalized, he provoked the big beam." Welcome to Su Ye below. ”

Xu Shanyuan gave up the stage to Su Ye, in fact, Xu Shanyuan should be grateful to Su Ye, it is not because of Su Ye that there is such a high degree of movie attention, Su Ye's appearance has saved at least 60% of the publicity money for the crew, look at this midnight at twelve o'clock, the film critics and reporters who are still in high spirits are not the gimmick of the first comedy of the Prince of Melancholy.

"Wang Zijun and Gu Bai are all paranoid and elegant, may I ask you to appear in a comedy this time without worrying that the subconscious fit is too low. Doesn't it match?"

"When will your collaboration with director Tian Xiaobo be released?"

"It is said that director Wang Kuo has invited you to join his new gangster-themed film, may I ask if the situation is true. ”

……

As soon as Su Ye came to power, all kinds of problems came to his face, and the gossip made the silent midnight a mess.

"Su Ye's popularity is getting higher and higher, especially after the charity dinner. "The old class plot template teacher.

Xu Shanyuan looked at the reporters who seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and nodded: "The popularity catches up with the blue crystal stars, the only disadvantage is that the qualifications are too low, which of Huayuelou, Bai Man, etc. has not starred in more than a dozen works, and has won countless awards and awards, but Su Ye maintains his subconscious display now." It will be a purple diamond star again. ”

The two discussed, Yuan Lian controlled the scene as a qualified agent, and Su Ye also picked some questions to answer.

"It's the premiere," he said. Without answering other questions, it was really nervous to appear in a comedy for the first time, and I used to play the villain, but this time the nonsensical image of the midstream is a challenge, but I believe that my subconscious will be able to perform it well. ”

"Thank you critics for coming, and I also saw an old acquaintance, Mr. Hua Ling. Su Ye said: "Okay, as the saying goes, seeing is believing, and other questions will be discussed after watching the movie." ”

It was also a sudden notice to change the premiere time. Su Ye's mental condition at this time was very poor, so he didn't want to answer too many reporters' questions.

The lights in the hall went out. Everyone put on their viewing helmets.

Hua Ling is the one who wrote 'Su Ye has achieved' in the comments very sharply, originally this kind of small-budget movie could not attract Zixun film critics like him.

But since then, Hua Ling has been very interested in Su Ye's subconscious display, and this time it was uninvited.

"Just let me see how this subconscious can perform comedy. ”

Get Started -

At the beginning, Su Ye's interpretation of the wandering hero saving the beauty, driving an antique car and talking to himself, made everyone stunned, when his scolding Fang Xuan said, "If one day I become a teacher, I want all female students to wear miniskirts." When this line was spoken, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Haha, this wish is against the sky. A reporter laughed, having already sketched that scene in his mind, it was so beautiful.

The plot continues to develop, and the little jokes and small burdens continue, and the first conflict plot came after about ten minutes, the two students were stopped by the gangsters, and then Su Ye's interpretation of You He appeared.

"Is it to defeat the people of the two gangs and then win the trust of the students?" Hua Ling said to himself: "This plot is really old-fashioned. ”

In a word, I thought of the beginning and didn't think of the end, according to what Hua Ling thought, it was true that You He made a shining appearance at a critical moment and saved two students, but that way of appearing blinded many people's eyes, compared to the two gangsters who blackmailed students, it was obvious that he was more like a teacher in the underworld.

"My students, you can move too?"

"My students, I have to do it myself. ”

Just listening to the previous sentence, many people thought that they were going to sprinkle dog blood, but in the blink of an eye, You He put the student on the ground with his own hands, which was a complete big turn.

When Su Ye's interpretation of You He said with a hideous face: "This is the education of love, so that you can understand how great the engineer of the human soul is." Everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"This teacher is really amazing, his face is so hideous that he wants to eat people, and he is still shouting about the education of love, which is really funny. ”

"I didn't expect the melancholy prince Su Ye to be able to play such a role, it's really funny. ”

"What is the education of love?"

Compared with professional film critics, journalists are more like ordinary audiences, who will applaud and discuss interesting plots.

But the critics think a lot, in addition to the wonderful plot, there is also a deeper meaning behind it, as if Hua Ling muttered: "The subconscious and expansiveness of Shu Su Ye are beyond my expectations, at present, You He, an alternative teacher, is very well shaped, but there is no meaning worth thinking about, Xu Shanyuan is filming a fast-food comedy?"

The purpose of comedy is to make people laugh, as long as it can make fans laugh happily, it's OK, and this is true from this point of view. But what is truly called a classic comedy is one that expresses many things.

Stephen Chow, known as the king of comedy, thought his movie was funny the first time he watched it, but when he watched it the second and third times, he had a different feeling, whether it was the dialogue at the end: "That person is so strange" and "Well, like a dog." Stephen Chow sat by the garbage, and other people's comments "You are dressed like garbage, and you say that you are not garbage." "And so on, there is a sadness of a little person.

So Hualing is more concerned about this movie, and there is nothing to express.

In the midst of the discussion, the education of the wonderful teacher You Heai was revealed, and the two students were tied to the broken bridge.

"If you dye a yellow hair, you have to mix it up differently, and the students of labor and management must be different. It's really weird to say something like this from the mouth of a teacher, and the reporters are looking straight at it anyway.

"Men should face danger, men should be fearless. With this sentence, I really jumped down with the students.

A reporter muttered: "Jumping off the bridge with students, what kind of education is this?"

Another reporter couldn't help but complain: "Even if you hit a kiss, scold is love, and love is deep and kick with your feet, but you don't have to do this." ”

"If you want to mix, you have to mix up, otherwise you can read well, this simple and violent way of thinking is really a bit thought-provoking. When Hua Ling saw this, his interest rose slightly.

Next is the kidnapping planned by the students themselves.

"Today's students are really good enough to do it. Someone said such a sentence, which proves that the plot of the movie has been brought into it.

"For the sake of the whole teacher, I can still come up with such a trick, but this flaw is too obvious. A film critic answered.

"It's obvious that the students are pranks, and they are still in a hurry to save it, it's not weird, it's an idiot, the guidance of the script is too strong. The eyed critic shook his head at this, and then wrote something on the electronic board.

Hua Ling nodded, although this is a bit poisonous, but it is really true.

The fake kidnapping turned into a real kidnapping, and Yiqiē tilted according to the routine of the hero to save the beauty.

At the critical moment, Su Ye broke through the window, and then opened his mouth, which made the Viper's film critics stunned.

"You're making such complex plans with only one purpose...... You want to skip class in the name of kidnapping!"

Another big twist...... (To be continued)

ps: ps: Congratulations to Record for becoming the second leader of the book...... Applaud, to say a word, the classmate who recorded as empty is the best man in Huaxia, the actor of Jia Jinwang.