Chapter 24: The Bird Gets Away (2)

The four beauties are said to have been invited from Yunshan City at a high price, and it is rumored that their public relations ability is particularly strong, no matter how big the leader comes to inspect the work, as long as they come out, they will immediately achieve obvious results: at the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; when the dance is danced, the policy is not wanted; the embroidery bed is on, the policy changes; and the clothes are taken off, the policy is not said...... Policy, in their eyes, is men. As long as it's a man, they have something to deal with*.?? The inspection team inspected the scene in a hurry, and listened to the report. Then he came to the wine table at the warm invitation of the host, and saw such a beautiful and open lady beside him, and the usually very reserved person also seemed presumptuous in language.

After drinking, everyone speaks more and has no scruples. Director Zhang of the Environmental Protection Bureau is young, and he can't help but take the lead in telling the yellow joke: There are so many beauties, it's not interesting to drink vegetarian wine like this, we still tell jokes, meat and vegetarian are OK, I said first: "The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, I am afraid that Sichuan people speak local dialect." It was said that there was an old man who went on a business trip to the north and invited a friend to eat in the restaurant, and while eating, he thought that the waiter was serving the food faster, so he called the most beautiful and sexy waiter over and said, "Miss, stabilize the food!" The waiter thought that the customer was drunk and asked for a kiss, so he blushed and said, "Sir wants to kiss it?" The old man said, "Yes, steady, take your time...... 'The young lady said, 'I'm sorry sir, I don't know what to do, I need to ask the manager'......' After saying that, the young lady ran out with a red face...... The old man said in his heart, 'Isn't it the manager??' Is it still the prime minister, I'm afraid to see it??, why is the service of your hotel so bad, and I have to ask the manager for stability! Okay, let's get your manager!' After a while, the young lady came over with a female manager, and the old man hurriedly said, 'Miss manager, I ask you to be stable!' But your young lady said that she can't agree to my request privately, and she has to ask your leader, and now that your leader is here, my request for stability is not too much, right? The manager thought that the customer was drunk and asked to kiss her, after all, she was a lesbian, and she was a little flustered and a little shy, but as a manager, the business philosophy that the customer is God made her still smile and politely say, "I'm sorry sir, but our store didn't carry out this special business...... We are very sorry that your request is not met, otherwise ...... We can write down your opinions, and when the general manager comes back, we will reflect it, how about it?' The old man was inexplicable, and said, "It's really troublesome, the prime minister has a lot of opportunities, where can I get so much...... Do you have to ask the prime minister for advice when you are stable?' The sexy lady scolded, "Be polite to our manager, don't pretend to be crazy with alcohol, be careful I call the police to arrest you, you hooligan...... 'haha......"

In fact, people like the four beauties have heard this kind of meat joke on the wine table a long time ago, but they have to laugh politely...... And the young lady who was close to him fell into her arms like a coquette...... Seeing that his jokes won a lot of beauty, Zhang Ju became more and more energetic: "Let's do the drinking order, guess the riddle, and drink if you can't guess! ”?? Director Zhang named the beautiful woman sitting next to him to guess: "If you can't guess, just drink a glass of wine in the third posture with your brother!"

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