Chapter 24: The Bird Gets Lost (3)

Drinking a glass of wine is generally the main program of the newlyweds entertaining guests at the wedding ceremony, there are many postures for drinking a glass of wine, who knows what posture is the third posture? It is estimated that it is a very exciting, very advantageous posture for male guests. 【/Text//】

Everyone laughed and looked at the young lady who was eating with her head down. Someone simply came out and added: "Zhang Ju is level, and pickled girls really pay attention to the cultural atmosphere, and such romantic things will definitely become classic legends for centuries...... I've thought about the review of the book for you, so I'll ask Zhang Sheng to outwit Cui Yingying......"

Hearing the word outwitting, Director Zhang was praised proudly, looked at everyone, was very useful, and pressed his hand lightly on Miss Cui's shoulder: "Miss Cui...... If you're shy, shouldn't we ...... in front of everyone?"

"It's not okay, Director Zhang's pity on the fragrance and jade won't make everyone unhappy, right?

As soon as someone picks up and laughs, some people will follow suit: "Guess what? What drink is a man's underwear......

?? The beautiful woman had been on the battlefield for a long time, and said, "What's this, isn't it just a finch in a man......'s underwear? So, men's underwear is Nestle...... Therefore, that drink is Nescafe! Boss Zhang, I won't have a chance to drink this wine, so please drink a 'Diao Chan worships the moon and is cold, drink it yourself,' please forgive Miss Ben for not accompanying her!"

?? couldn't hand over a glass of wine and drink, Director Zhang's wishful thinking fell through, smiled awkwardly, and was defeated. Director Li of the power supply bureau sitting next to him also came up with a question in order to tie up his buddies: "I'll say another idiom for a bare-ass woman sitting on a stone and ask the lady on my right to guess." ”

?? The young lady said, "Boss glasses, don't get carried away, you have to think about the bet first, so as not to lose a big one! If I can't guess you, you won't get any benefit haha!"

??“ Hehe...... Lose big because of small, lose big because of small...... Sure enough, it's because of the (yin) small loss (stone)!" The men and women laughed ambiguously.?? Director Li smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, this time it doesn't count, I haven't said what the color is...... Ha ha. ”

?? Everyone laughed a few times and drank a lot of wine. The beautiful woman sitting next to the director of the environmental protection bureau said: "We are all so noisy and boring, why don't we just guess the dumb riddle?"

When the director of the environmental protection bureau saw that the woman he liked was furious, he probably couldn't speak, and he seemed to have no weight and no level, so he said: "Okay, it's more interesting to guess dumb riddles, come on!"

The young lady then called the waiter to take a piece of paper and wrote the word "stay" on it, and drew a circle outside the word "stay": "Boss Zhang, come and don't be rude! The little girl is a shallow learner, and I would like to ask you, what is this word? Guess right, the little woman will not only drink a glass of wine with you, but also drink the kind of wine you said." It can even accommodate any request you make...... The incense boat carries wine and travels, and Su Qin carries a sword to find the marquis. The lips met fennel beans and became famous in one fell swoop...... But if you guess incorrectly, please double the labor fee you pay us!"

?? Director Zhang readily agreed: "Okay, no problem, isn't it just doubling the labor fee, I promise you ......"

As a result, Director Zhang watched for a long time and didn't figure out what it was, so he had to surrender: "...... I can't guess that!"

The young lady smiled: "It's your Environmental Protection Bureau...... Haha!"

After all, Director Zhang is also a graduate diploma, although the graduation thesis is the office master's knife, after all, he went to the university professor to worship the teacher, and said that he was a proud disciple of the famous professor XX, and it was very beautiful in a small county. When he heard that the word was called the Environmental Protection Bureau, he laughed: "Miss is really joking, you have to ask for literacy, and you don't want us to guess the words, how can it be the Environmental Protection Bureau?"

The young lady smiled: "I write words, so naturally I want you to recognize them." didn't say only one word, what was said was to guess the dumb riddle...... Actually, I didn't uncover the mystery before you made a fuss, if the mystery was revealed, you would make more trouble, I think it's better to forget it. As for the labor fee, we will not ask for more...... The agreement has been signed a long time ago. That's it...... I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'm out of company!"

?? Boss Zhou wants to engage in public relations, so he has to take the lead, right? When he was eight points drunk from drinking, he also hugged a little girl named Boss Cat into a dark room with two distinct lights, maybe this is the so-called "dark box operation", right? Qiong Yao's song "The moon is hazy, the birds are hazy" is really singing Boss Zhou's confusion, everyone is singing and dancing, I really don't know if it is the moon is hazy or the birds are hazy.

?? After experiencing the pink trap, Lao Zhou felt that the outside world was very exciting, and the outside world was also very helpless. I often take Miss to public relations, although the relevant procedures for the development of the enterprise have been approved, but the body is exhausted! Drinking and running around during the day, dancing and singing at night, I am already very tired when I go home, in the dead of night, alone with Yu Yan, there is a sense of guilt, the guilt of the soul and the tension of **, which makes a mess of things that are easy to do well.

?? Once, twice...... Lao Zhou turned out to be a failure in the East!

?? The greatest sorrow of a man is not the failure of his career, but the fact that he is no longer vigorous! Some people once verified that the elixir of life that Qin Shi Huang dreamed of at the beginning was actually the Changchun pill that prolonged sexual life...... Life is life, and there is life and there is life. Because men have always regarded sexual ability as more important than life, life is precious, and love is more expensive. Visibility is more important than life! The so-called panacea is worthless!

?? The foundation of a harmonious society is the harmony of the family, the root of family harmony lies in the harmony of the relationship between husband and wife, and the foundation of the harmony of the relationship between husband and wife lies in the harmony of sexual life. Even if there are many conflicting couples, as long as the sex life is harmonious, everything is easy to say, the two quarrel without holding grudges, eat a pot of rice during the day, and sleep on a pillow at night. If there is no harmony in sexual life, how can it be possible to sleep on a pillow at night? If you don't sleep on a pillow at night, how can those problems be solved? Naturally, there will be more and more contradictions...... Yu Yan and Lao Zhou often rise to the theoretical level to discuss because of some trivial things, and the consequence is that they are angry regardless of whether they are reasonable or not. In this way, the relationship between the two is very delicate!

??“ "Qi" is a special substance. It has physical properties, but also chemical properties, and what is more terrifying is that it also has psychological properties, causing psychological and physiological changes in people. That is, it is a mysterious three-dimensional substance. Yu Yan was always angry with Lao Zhou's sullenness, and over time, she formed a conditioned reflex: when she saw Lao Zhou go home, and even smelled Lao Zhou's smell, her stomach was tense and she wanted to vomit. The rebellious mentality has reached the point where I get upset as soon as we meet.

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