Chapter 147: Extreme Irony (Part II)
Sakyo Komatsu and Yasutaka Tsutsui chat, and the two are ready to write one of the scariest voyeur horror stories in the world, but how to write it?
So, Yasutaka Tsutsui said in an interview on the same day that there was a horror novel in Japan that circulated in the Meiji period, called "The Head of the Cow", which was burned by the official because it was so scary that countless people were scared to death.
And then Komatsu Sakyo also mentioned it in the short story of the same name, and that's it, a strange story called "The Head of the Cow" began to circulate in Japanese cities, which was very scary, and it became more and more amazing, and many people swore that they had indeed heard it, but no one said it.
As a result, Japan's most terrifying horror novel "The Head of the Cow" was written by Sakyo Komatsu and Yasutaka Tsutsui.
Words never imagine horror, and the two reporters of "Wentan Daily" and "Today's Culture" have entered the stage of infinite cycle of brain supplementation, and the intermediate process seems to have been omitted by them.
The cold words that came out of the radio were also ignored by the two reporters.
The plot has developed to the end, when the prime ministers of various countries are groveling, and then the crowd is pushing and fighting, a drunk doctor suddenly stumbles in, and then begins to beep the flow of air masses, as well as mantle convection and so on, in a word, Japan is going to be finished.
According to the setting mentioned by Han Shi, everyone is on the island of Japan, and the destruction of Japan is equivalent to the destruction of mankind.
And then there were the shouts in all kinds of languages.
βOh!β
"Oops!"
βHelp!β
"Help!"
"In the shop, which is close to 50 degrees, all the customers are pressed against one wall. I clung to the counter. The grand piano fell and smashed the counter, knocking me down against the wall and crushing me to the waist with a thud.
At this moment, the lights in the shop went out all at once, and the sound of roaring water from one of the entrances was heard as the fierce sea water poured in as if it was about to explode. β
It is clear that in the end Japan also sank.
Han Shi didn't say that the story was finished, nor did he say that today's broadcast was over, he looked at his wrist, and it had just been an hour, and he had packed up his things.
Come gently, go quietly, don't take a little cloud, and complete another campus task.
The campus has never been so quiet except for the quiet time before class, so everyone is waiting for the back.
But half a minute passed, and there was still no sound on the radio.
"That's it?"
"In the end, Japan also sank? β
"All of them have sunk, humanity has perished, this kind of ending, and the name of the person in him is a real person. β
"I feel that this story is so novel and interesting. β
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Broadcasting Agency.
"There was nothing wrong with all the speeches, nothing at all?"
"Articulate, well-organized, no mistakes in an hour, is he really a person?" a boy with glasses in the broadcasting agency didn't believe it.
"It's definitely not a person, Han Shi should have asked someone else for help, at least someone else has an inscription next to him, otherwise how could it be done." "The person next to him helps.
"It's not. Yang Lulu said: "When I went to the bathroom before, I looked at it alone, and it seemed to be ......."
Speaking of this, Yang Lulu paused, the way to suffocate people to death is very simple, that is, talking, halfway.
"What does it look like?" Jiang Yuyuan couldn't help but ask.
"And it seems that when giving a speech and telling that story, it seems to be off......-script," Yang Lulu added: "One time may just be an accident, but on the way, you also saw me go out many times, and every time I saw Han Shi out of script." β
It's really not just a matter of memory, as the saying goes, once is a coincidence, two times is also a coincidence, but what about three times? And just now they actually noticed that Yang Lulu went out at least five times.
Five times are all coincidences? Even if they don't want to believe that Han Shi is so powerful, it is difficult for them to say such things against their will.
The broadcast studio fell silent.
In the silence, someone couldn't help but say: "Isn't that that as professional as the president?!"
The reason why the new president of the broadcasting club is a freshman in high school is still convincing, because he also broadcast by himself for two days from beginning to end, just like Han Shi.
"Liar, don't ......"
I was waiting to make a fool of myself, but I didn't expect it to prove that he was as powerful as the president, and the fact that the gap was so big made them unacceptable for a while.
It's like selling an old house of the enemy, and then you think you have found the enemy, but you don't expect that the beam of the dilapidated house is a piece of superb rosewood, and it is sold for a good price.
Not only did it not trap the enemy, but it also funded the enemy, this kind of confused and fucked up mood.
"Then we still reported the previous smash, do we still have that?" said the bespectacled member.
"Actually, vice president, haven't people outside been saying that our stories are not good-looking?, or that he has read them, as long as Han Shi agrees to write them for us, we will let him enter the broadcast studio regardless of his previous suspicions, what do you say?" Yang Lulu suddenly thought of a way.
When Jiang Yuyuan heard this, his eyes lit up, but at the same time he was a little worried: "It takes a lot of time to write a long serial, will Han Shi agree?"
"I will definitely agree, I heard my dad say before that Han Shi is good at writing, and he can finish writing a short story in an hour, so he can just use an extra hour every day. Yang Lu said.
Immediately, several people discussed.
Principal's Office.
"All Except Japan Sinks" is not only not a boast of Japan, but it is also a short story that satirizes Japan. Yang Yi couldn't help but say: "Han Shi really shouldn't focus on fairy tales, this kind of pen with the same spicy and satirical style as his mouth is too suitable for writing this kind of satirical novel." β
"Are the two reporters unhappy because of this short story?" Yang Yi, as a famous commentator, naturally has a high IQ, and he can see through at a glance why the two reporters are unhappy.
The two reporters originally thought that Han Shi was going to publish an article praising Japan at such a time, but when they heard it for the last time, even if they didn't have a brain, they knew that this article was an ironic article, so the explosion point would be gone, so it was normal to be unhappy.
"The hottest news at the moment is the ****** incident, if the "Literary Daily" and "Today's Culture" send out this article, with this extremely satirical pen, I believe it will definitely become a hot topic. Yang Yi said.
When the two reporters heard it, it seemed that this was the case, and they planned carefully, and the two of them flashed all kinds of inspiration in their heads, sensational headlines, and then pasted the article.
That is, the so-called title party!
As a result, "Today's Culture" and "Wentan Daily" appeared with these two sensational headlines.
"The genius writer Han Shi strongly believes that Japan is the last savior of the world"
"Han Gongzi's view of Japan, one day all countries will want to confront Japan"
β¦β¦ (To be continued.) )