Chapter 146: Extreme Irony (I)

There is a god book in the history of Japanese books that has sold unprecedentedly, and it has set off a wave of science fiction from the beginning of the superpower wave and the doomsday wave.

The book was "Japan Sinks", which not only sold an unprecedented amount of money, but also won the Japan Culture Nebula Award.

Japan has science fiction Gosan, the father of the short story Shinichi Hoshi, the author of "Red Hot Chili Peppers" with an IQ of 178 Yasutaka Tsutsui, and the author of "Japan Sinks" Sakyo Komatsu.

The three of them are very good friends, saying that when the sales of Komatsu Sakyo's "Japan Sinks" were rising, Shinichi Hoshi and Yasutaka Tsutsui came to celebrate it.

At this time, Xing Xinyi, the king of brain holes, suddenly said that if Japan sank, the Japanese who went to foreign countries would be miserable, so if all countries except Japan sank, what kind of situation would it be?

So, Xing Shinichi couldn't stop his brain hole, turned on the brain hole mode, and after finishing speaking, Tsutsui Yasutaka took the initiative to say that he would write it, and the next day there was such a short story - "Sinking Except Japan"

Originally, Yasutaka Tsutsui wrote and played, but I didn't expect to unintentionally insert willows and willows, and the short story "Sinking Except Japan" didn't expect to be as sensational as "Japan Sinks", and the evaluation was extremely high, the latter won the Nebula Award for the best long story, and the former won the best short story, and became a double hero in the literary world for a while.

In the Blue Star that Han Shi crossed, there is also Komatsu Sakyo in Japan, and he also wrote the book "Japan Sinks", but there is really no such thing as Xingshinichi and Tsutsui Yasutaka.

Therefore, "All Except Japan Sinks" was first appeared in this world by the mouth of Han Shi.

The story begins in 2011, an apocalyptic catastrophe, the earth's crustal movement caused the elevation of the Japanese archipelago to rise indefinitely, and then the violent storm of the European continent and the Asian continent sank one after another, leaving only the Japanese archipelago.

The article begins with the white jazz singer Frank Sinatra, the greatest artist of the twentieth century, who came to Japan and was almost kicked out.

"Hey, hey. Sinatra can sing the number song of Rintaro Tokai!" said Koga, who was drinking at the bar with me.

"It's like a crow crying in the mountains. 」

"This Sinatra is not glamorous. I said.

"He's afraid he'll be very uneasy when he's old. Koga said bluntly. "If he can't sing anymore, he'll be expelled from Japan in the future." 」

I think he's probably going to be expelled from Japan. At that age, it would be impossible to learn Japanese and adapt to the Japanese way of life, and to assimilate as much as possible to the Japanese. However, the Japanese government has issued a policy that stipulates that foreigners who have been granted permission to enter Japan have not yet been allowed to enter Japan after three years

In response to Japan, they will be forcibly expelled. ……”

Just like before, when writing anti-war essays, Han Shi did not choose the articles of many anti-war writers in Japan, and it is not hypocritical to say that it should be another unspeakable emotion.

The reason why Han Shi dared to tell this short story in front of the whole school is that the title sounds terrifying, but in fact, it is a short story that satirizes Japan.

First of all, its author, Yasutaka Tsutsui, was a bad boy when he was a child, well...... A bad boy who is similar to the original owner, and then even if he writes an essay, the writing is spicy and sarcastic.

He satirized the Japanese police, the Japanese education system, and the Japanese society.

That's right, the short story "All Sinking Except Japan" is the culmination of Yasutaka Tsutsui's satire, and he spares no effort to satirize the psychology and behavior of the Japanese.

If you want to satirize Japan, you must have to know your own shortcomings best in the Japanese, just like "The Ugly Chinese" was written by Chinese, "The Ugly American" was written by two Americans, "The Ugly Frenchman" was written by the French, and "The Ugly Korean" was written by ...... Wait, this book was written by Chinese.

After hearing the topic of Han Shi's broadcast, the noisy students gradually quieted down listening to the content.

It was a little unusual at the beginning, the international superstar Sinatra actually wanted to sing a digital song, just like Justin Bieber was going to sing two tigers in China, and if he didn't sing well, he would be kicked out.

This is really subversive, and the Japanese in Han Shi's mouth are much more in his mouth than his American father in reality.

Speaking of which, the two tigers are terrified, one has no ears and the other has no tail, why do they have no ears and tails? Where did the ears and tails go?

Cannibalism bites it off, or is it chopped down? Think about it carefully, is it a psychological shadow.

"Han Shi is pro-Japanese? This article touts Japan too much. The reporter of "Wentan Daily" immediately said this after listening to the beginning.

"It's a long way off, it's not a glorification of Japan, it's a myth. The reporter of Culture Today is also going to write a report and report the matter as it is.

Two reporters, biting the beginning of the car ready to drag racing, in addition to the fact that the two of them were too anxious to lower their IQs, there is also one point that this is big news.

The recent Diaoyu Island incident between Japan and China has caused a very unpleasant relationship, even though it has been much better in recent days, but the space, circle of friends or something, there is still some boycott of Japanese goods, smashed the Apple mobile phone and so on.

Then, you must know that Han Shi is also a celebrity, and "Pinocchio" is now running towards 200,000 sales like a wild horse on the loose.

The limelight is in full swing, and if this kind of news breaks out at this time, it really shouldn't be too hot.

The two reporters have already imagined in their minds the picture of being promoted and raised, becoming the general manager, becoming the CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life.

It's a little exciting to think about.

"It's not going to be that simple, keep listening, there should be something to come. Yang Yi heard a clue.

It is still written in the first person in this bizarre way, and the "I" in the text tells the story of the incident in the form of chat.

At a cursory sound, I thought that this was Han Shi touting the Japanese, and it was Japanese obscenity, but as Han Shi talked deeply, they all realized that this article was not so simple.

In the article, celebrities appear in reality, and their lives are extremely miserable. For example, Beauvoir, one of the founders of feminist activism and an existentialist writer who declared that "I will never submit my life to the will of others", wrote "The Second Sex", which shocked Europe and the United States, and Beauvoir, who is known as the bible of women, has fallen to the point of adding H plots to novels in order to survive.

There is also a Hollywood superstar who plays 007, and he has to live by acting in a movie with a Bond girl, and the dollar has lost its settlement effect.

It is no exaggeration to say that the Japanese may not have such sexual immorality.

Yang Yi frowned, and always felt that the "I" in the article, that is, the identity of the reporter, spoke strangely...... (To be continued.) )